Up on the Mansion-top
by: rox

Yugi: Um...Bakura is hunting rox and she's hiding...so...well, rox doesn't
own YGO, she just likes to torment us.
~
Up on the Mansion-top Duel Monsters pause
Down jumps evil old Bakura
Down to the ground for lots of loot
All for him and no one else
Stealing Christmas joys

BWAHAHAHA!
Who will ever know?
BWAHAHAHA!
Who will ever know?
Over by the front door
Click, click, click
In with a lock pick is
the evil Robber

First comes the stocking
Of Mokuba
Oh, dear Kura
Stole it all!
He grabs the game cube
And several games
It is very amusing, ne?
He will also take that CD.

BWAHAHAHA!
Who will ever know?
BWAHAHAHA!
Who will ever know?
Over in the living room
*creak* *CREAK* DAMN FLOOR!
Cussing at the floor-
It's Yami B.

Next comes the stocking
Of Seto-sama
Oh, just see what
A glorious fill
He steals the laptop
That plays DVDs
It is much faster than Ry's
And, huh? A whip that cracks!

BWAHAHAHA!
Who will ever know?
BWAHAHAHA!
Who will ever know?
Out of the front door
*creak* SLAM! Damn
Out of Kaiba Mansion
Goes Ryou's Yami
~
Bakura: Hmm, I liked it. Review.
rox: so...you AREN'T trying to kill me?
Bakura: For now...no.