Cute_kitty2: here's chapter number 3
S.O.D: cool!
Cute_kitty2: ok don't forget to review when you get to the end
S.O.D: I've heard this like totally sweet song and it goes like this
There was a little Spanish flea,
A superstar he wanted to be
He heard of the band called the Beatles
And chipmunks he's seen on TV
So why not a little Spanish flew
Cute_kitty2: umm…very er nice
Simpleton: aha theirs a song about me but none about you
Cute_kitty2: I don't feel loved *runs off crying*
S.O.D: now look what you done dude
Simpleton: oh well now this fic belong to me, all bow down to me
*Crickets chirp*
S.O.D: riiiggghtt dude, since she's not here Disclaimer
Gohan: she owns what she owns and what belongs to someone else created she doesn't own ok?
S.O.D: cool dude now on with the fic
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Erasa and Goku appeared out of no where, in front of the son household. Erasa barely had time to think about what just happened when she was tackled to the ground by a small orange and blue blur.
"Gohan! Gohan! Your home, guess what I've been doing today well trunkscameroundandweplayedaprankonvegetawherewestuckglueandfeathersonhimsohelookedlikeachickenmeandtrunkswerelaughingalotbutvegetadidntfinditsofunnyandflewafterusfiringkiblaststhendadcameandlaughedatvegetacallinghimachickenthenvegetagotmadand startedfightingdaddyitwassofunny." Goten said in one breath
(Translation: trunks came round and we played a prank on Vegeta where we stuck glue and feathers on him so he looked like a chicken. me and trunks were laughing a lot but Vegeta didn't find it so funny. He then flew after us firing Ki blasts then dad came and laughed at Vegeta calling him a chicken then Vegeta got mad and started fighting daddy it was so funny)
Goku smiled at the brotherly scene and walked inside
"Umm hi kid" Erasa smiled slightly scared
Goten raised and eyebrow at Erasa.
"Why did you call me kid?" Goten asked (AN: /maybe I'm making Goten to smart)
"Umm I did why?" Erasa asked
"Oh because you normally call me squirt or Goten" Goten smiled down at Erasa
"I thought I would go with a change" Erasa chuckled nervously
"Ok" Goten chirped running back inside
"Man this is going to be hard," Erasa said whipping herself down and following Goten inside
"Hey Gohan how was your day at school?" chi-chi called from the kitchen
"Ohhh it was like so scandalous, there was this person at school and she said I like this boy named nick, and I was like no way he's like so totally buttus (An: / incase you don't know that means ugly) and she was like nuh-uh he's totally hot. I like think she is like so blind falling for someone like him" Erasa replied
"Errmm ok Gohan tea well that's good dinner will be ready in an hour" chi-chi said slightly scared
"Ok mom" Erasa smiled walking towards the couch
"Hey son you want to have a quick spar before lunch" Goku asked Erasa
"And ruin these nails I don't think so" Erasa said sitting on the couch and flipping through a girl fashion magazine
"Erm Gohan what do you think you are doing" Goku asked slightly worried
"Looking through a magazine what does it look like" Erasa replied "Ohhhhh I've have so got to have these shoes, they are like so my colour" Erasa said pointing to a pink pair of high heeled shoes
"Um okay son I'll leave you alone now" Goku said backing away slowly
~~~~~~~ An hour later ~~~~~~~
" Dinners ready" chi-chi called
Immediately 2 hungry Saiyans appeared. Followed by Gohan at a more slower pace
"Don't you think you've cooked like a lot of food?" Erasa said sitting down
"I don't think she's cooked enough" Goku said
"Oh my Kami, how much do you people like eat"
"Gohan why you acting so strange" Goku said worriedly
"Sorry if I like scared you but I so don't want to get fat, I won't be able to fit into my clothes"
"Saiyans don't get fat" Goku stated
"Oh yea I like totally forgot" Erasa said confused to what a Saiyan is
"Ok then son" Goku said digging in to his food
Erasa had a little bit at first, then a little bit more, then more and finally she was eating at the same rate as his father and brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Erasa's house ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Well this is her house] Gohan thought [here goes nothing] Gohan thought pressing the doorbell
"Hello darling" Erasa's mother Pencila said kissing Gohan on the cheek
"Hi mother" Gohan said trying to sound cheerful like Erasa but was failing miserably
"Well come on in darling" Pencila smiled
"Ok mom I think I will just go to my room now because I'm really tired" Gohan said
"Ok darling I will see you later" Erasa's mother smiled walking off
"Gohan went upstairs and walked along the landing till he came to a door with Erasa on it. After turning the smooth handle Gohan stepped into the room causiously, surveying his surroundings. The room was covered in pink. The floor was a pale pink where as the walls were a darker shade of pink. The bed was white and covered with pink lacy bits. Posters of boy bands adorned the wall.
"Oh my kami" Gohan said gob smacked "if I survive this, I'm going to need some serious therapy Gohan said walking towards his bed and falling down onto it. He was asleep before he hit the frilly pillow.
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Cute_kitty2: there what do you think
Simpleton: *walks in wearing pink* after reading that I thought that pink is like so my colour.
Cute_kitty2: right
S.O.D: Duuuuddee that is like totally your colour
Simpleton: I know isn't it just
Cute_kitty2: O_o talk about Gohan needing therapy, I'M going to need therapy
Simpleton: your just jealous
Cute_kitty2: I am not
S.O.D: I want to wear pink *runs off and puts a pink dress, make-up and shoes and comes back in* what do you think
Simpleton: so scandalous
Cute_kitty2: *looks at the two of them before walking towards the phone and getting a phone book out and dialling. * Hello is that the youth therapy centre?…yeah I was wondering if you could fit me in some time…now is fine with me…thank you…bye *hangs up and walks off*
S.O.D: ok that was like so strange
Simpleton: ok people REVIEW
