Simpleton: umm…sorry about the long wait but cute_kitty2 didn't know what to do next. But she's got some sort of plot know.
S.O.D: she still ain't back from the therapy place yet?
Simpleton: no but she should be back soon
Cute_kitty2: *a car pull up in which she steps out of*
Simpleton: hey you're back
S.O.D: Duuuuddddeee we missed ya
Cute_kitty2: * looks at simpleton and S.O.D and starts to mumble to herself as she walks up* there are no rabbits with a machine guns of flea with grenades its all my imagination, no more of them mean no more padded cells
S.O.D: hey dude padded cells are like totally cool
Simpleton: ANYWAY she don't own anything
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"Oh my god I cant believe I've eaten that much it is like so going to mess up my figure" Erasa Exclaimed
"Since when did you care" Chi-Chi questioned
"Well I have to look good for the hot guys at school" Erasa giggled
"Mommy, Gohan's scaring me" Goten whimpered
"Me to son, me to" Chi-Chi
"Chi-Chi I think our son is gay" Goku stated while pulling a dramatic pose to dramatic music which, appeared out of no where like air appearing in an air tight box
Goten's scared look intensified
"Where that music come from, mommy I'm scared?" Goten said looking around for the source of the music
Suddenly Piccolo burst though the roof landing in the middle of the room, frowning (AN: / Oh my God Piccolo is frowning, what happened to his bright, bubbly, ditzy attitude. What is this world coming to?)
"Gohan we have a problem" he frowned, he frowned like he never frowned before.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Erasa screamed "it's a green man! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Err Gohan are you feeling ok" piccolo asked clutching his ears while stepping towards his former pupil in concern
Out of no where a bag appeared in Erasa hands, a pink frilly bag might I add
"Get away you awful, awful man" Erasa shrieked, hitting the seven ft tall Namek over the head with the handbag.
"Gohan, ow, you're, ow ow, hurting me ow ow ow OUCH!" Piccolo stuttered
"YAY everyone hit the Namek" chi-chi screeched holding a frying pan above her head
"Piccolo Pinata, piccolo Pinata" Goten jumped with glee holding a bat in hand
(AN: / for those who don't know a Pinata is one of those brightly coloured things which are held in the air and you hit it and candy comes out, that spelling looks hard to read I think you pronounce it as Pin-yar-ta)
"Oh I rule at this game" Goku grinned "I can't find a bat"
"Just use the telephone" chi-chi said while pummelling piccolo
Now imagine what a scene it would be. The whole son household gathered round piccolo hitting him with various household objects, for various stupid reasons.
Goten and Goku just wants candy, as he somehow convinced himself that his old ally is full of candy, and needs to be hit multiple times to get it out.
Gohan, well really Erasa is just scared out of her mind and is just trying to defend herself against the intruder (AN: /wait I thought she didn't have one)
Lastly Chi-chi doesn't like piccolo, not to mention she likes to hit people over the head with a frying pan for no apparent reason
Well, enough about them. Back to the scene at hand. Like I said before, The whole son household is gathered round piccolo hitting him with various household objects.
"Ok, that's enough" Piccolo screamed, trying to push everyone back.
"Ahhhh! It's attacking! Help me!" Erasa screamed, continuing to hit Piccolo.
"Gohan! Stop it!" Piccolo hollered, pushing Erasa back. Erasa screamed and fainted, causing everyone to stop what they were doing and look at the fallen Sayain.
"Is he…dead?" Goku blinked, poking his son with a stick.
"Goku! Don't hurt your son! He's just unconscious" Chi-chi explained. Goku, rubbing the back of his head, nodded and grin sheepishly.
"Can I please say what I've been wanting to say for the past 10 MINUTES!" Piccolo screamed, frustrated.
"Gees, calm down Piccolo. You'd think you have…PMS or something," Goku said. Piccolo growled.
"Ok." Piccolo sighed, calming down "There is a new threat to Earth" Cue gasp
"Who is he?" Goku asked
"Getting to that!" Piccolo snapped. "Ok. There's a new threat to earth"
"You just said that-" Goten started, only to be stopped by piccolo
"Shut up!" Piccolo barked. "Cell is back and want revenge. We need Gohan to defeat once more"
"Oh, I can do that" Goku grinned "I am a super sayain 3 after all"
"Um…yeah, we know. But Cell is to a large extent more vigorous than the previous occasion and only Gohan can seize the energy to conquer Cell."
"Wow. Piccolo, that was a very…clever sentence, even if I didn't understand it. Have you reading the dictionary" Goku asked, slyly.
"You know, I have" Piccolo said, proudly "The amount of words in that book! It amazes me"
"Um…can we get back to Cell?" Krillen asked. Everyone turned to the voice, looking at the little monk.
"Krillen?" Goku blinked, scratching his head "When did you get here?"
"You know, I'm not sure. One minute I was at my house and the next I was-"
"NO ONE CARES!" Chi- Chi shouted "OUR WORLD IS IN DANGER AND ALL YOU ARE DOING IS STANDING AROUND, TALKING ABOUT CRAP!"
"Ok, we'll go." Krillen rolled his eyes, earning him a whack over the head with Chi-chi ever-present frying pan.
"Um…we cant. Not until Gohan wakes up" Piccolo muttered, whimpering a bit as Chi-Chi approached him.
"So? Take him with you! I'm sure he'll wake up on the way" Chi-hi explained
"But what if he doesn't?" Goku asked
"Then you can fight him until Gohan wakes up" Chi-chi scolded the men. They whinged a little, but agreed. They picked Erasa, who was still lying on the floor out cold and flew off.
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Gohan was in the middle of a delightful dinner, which consisted of a mix of assorted salad and beans.
"Remind me again why we are having salad and beans" Gohan asked sniffing in offence to the salad
"Because we need to watch our weight dear, we are going on holiday in June" Erasa's mother replied
"Yeah and we don't want to have beer belly while wearing bikini's" Erasa's sister Pencila replied
"We wouldn't want that would we" Gohan muttered sarcastically while shoving a leaf into his mouth
Gohan's head shot up when he suddenly sensed a huge evil energy.
[It feels a lot like cells, but he's dead. How come I'm sensing this energy]
"What's the matter dear?" Erasa's mother asked in concern. "Do you not like your salad, do you not respect like my work? Am I not needed? Oh I feel so unloved"
"Cells coming" Gohan shrieked
"Of course he is dear and the tooth fairy is coming over for tea tonight"
"How did you know, it was suppose to be a surprise" Gohan declared
"Do you know dear, I don't think the therapy is working" Erasa's father whispered to his wife
"I must save the world, once more" Gohan stood up from his chair pulling a dramatic pose and running out the room
"Erasa dear you forgot your salad" Erasa's mother exclaimed
"Don't worry dear she wont get far without it" Erasa's father reassured his wife
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SIMPLETON: ITS CHRISTMAS SO PLEASE REVIEW