Dingo Fett, Bounty Hunter.
Chapter 1: Jedi Council (A Mission, Part 1)
WEIRD SCROLLING TEXT SCREEN:
DINGO FETT has received a message from the JEDI COUNCIL on Coruscant, that he must appear there immediately, so that he can get instructions on
his mission, where he is supposed to capture the dangerous Rebellion Leader, DRAAGON, who has seemingly been conspiring against DA' REPUBLIC for some time now.
It seems that Draagon wishes to overthrow the Republic, and make himself DA' GRAND DICTATOR who will rule DA' GALAXY, and do TERRIBLE THINGS to it,
or whatever it is that Evil Dictators do.
PAN INTO: SPACE (Surprise!!)
DINGO FETTS ship 8TO5-WORKER I flies towards CORUSCANT.
ABORD DINGOS SHIP, COCKPIT:
RADIO VOICE: 8to5Worker I, identify your pilot and cargo.
DINGO: Dingo Fett. Lotsa crap.
RADIO VOICE: Works for me, you're clear for landing.
JUMP TO:
JEDI COUNCIL HALL.
DINGO: I sure got here quickly!
YODA: Come here for closer instructions on mission yours, you have?
DINGO: Uuh...yes.
MACE WINDU: But we must warn you, Draagon is very dangerous, he is a Rouge Jedi. He quit his training to work at a burlesque downtown.
DINGO: Why the Hell are you not sending any Jedi if he so damn dangerous.
WINDU: We all accidentally dropped our lightsabers into a swimming pool, and they're in for repairs at the time being.
KI-ADI-MUNDI: But that is beside the point, you will find Draagon on the distant planet of Stative-Stakidde-Kaskett, where were we think he is plotting against the Republic.
DINGO: Oki, was Statik-Kaskit-Stakette?
YODA: Kaskedde-Stagitte-Statib it was.
WINDU: No, it was Baskette-Stakit-Kaskit.
SOME OTHER JEDI MASTER: I'm pretty sure he said Kaskette-Stakette-Statikke
KI-ADI-MUNDI: Never mind, I drew you a map: Here.
(Dingo takes the map.)
DINGO: I won't mind, but you did say Statik-Kaskit-Stakette right?
KI-ADI-MUNDI:.Get out.
TO BE CONTINUED.
WEIRD SCROLLING TEXT SCREEN:
DINGO FETT has received a message from the JEDI COUNCIL on Coruscant, that he must appear there immediately, so that he can get instructions on
his mission, where he is supposed to capture the dangerous Rebellion Leader, DRAAGON, who has seemingly been conspiring against DA' REPUBLIC for some time now.
It seems that Draagon wishes to overthrow the Republic, and make himself DA' GRAND DICTATOR who will rule DA' GALAXY, and do TERRIBLE THINGS to it,
or whatever it is that Evil Dictators do.
PAN INTO: SPACE (Surprise!!)
DINGO FETTS ship 8TO5-WORKER I flies towards CORUSCANT.
ABORD DINGOS SHIP, COCKPIT:
RADIO VOICE: 8to5Worker I, identify your pilot and cargo.
DINGO: Dingo Fett. Lotsa crap.
RADIO VOICE: Works for me, you're clear for landing.
JUMP TO:
JEDI COUNCIL HALL.
DINGO: I sure got here quickly!
YODA: Come here for closer instructions on mission yours, you have?
DINGO: Uuh...yes.
MACE WINDU: But we must warn you, Draagon is very dangerous, he is a Rouge Jedi. He quit his training to work at a burlesque downtown.
DINGO: Why the Hell are you not sending any Jedi if he so damn dangerous.
WINDU: We all accidentally dropped our lightsabers into a swimming pool, and they're in for repairs at the time being.
KI-ADI-MUNDI: But that is beside the point, you will find Draagon on the distant planet of Stative-Stakidde-Kaskett, where were we think he is plotting against the Republic.
DINGO: Oki, was Statik-Kaskit-Stakette?
YODA: Kaskedde-Stagitte-Statib it was.
WINDU: No, it was Baskette-Stakit-Kaskit.
SOME OTHER JEDI MASTER: I'm pretty sure he said Kaskette-Stakette-Statikke
KI-ADI-MUNDI: Never mind, I drew you a map: Here.
(Dingo takes the map.)
DINGO: I won't mind, but you did say Statik-Kaskit-Stakette right?
KI-ADI-MUNDI:.Get out.
TO BE CONTINUED.