Dingo Fett, Bounty Hunter
Chapter 4: A Mission, Part 3
EXT. DRAAGONS BASE, STAKIT-STATIV-KASKET, DAWN.
Dingo walks out of his ship 5to9Worker I, and onto the landing port.
DINGO: So this is the planet of.. Static-Stasket-Kastiv.
DRAAGON: You must be the professional Bounty Hunter who's supposed to kill me.
DINGO:
(screams) AAAAAAH..A DONISAUR MUTANT.
Dingo starts shooting at Draagon.
DRAAGON: Fool, you have no idea with whom you are dealing. My extraordinary Force Powers prevent any bullets from hitting.
Dingos bullets hit him.
DRAAGON: AAAAWWW, DAMMIT THAT HURTS, AW DAMN.
KOMMANDA: Sir, I think I can see your lightsaber incoming.
Draagons lightsaber flies through Kommandas heart.
KOMMANDA: Remember me.as a hero.
Kommanda falls to the ground, dead. Draagon picks up his lightsaber.
DINGO: That some cool lightsaber, Draggy.
DRAAGON: Actually its just am modified flashlight, I broke my real lightsaber when I used it as a substitute for my tennis racket.
DINGO: What happened to your tennis racket?
DRAAGON: I used that instead of one of my golfing irons.
DINGO: What happened to that?
DRAAGON: I used that instead of radio-antenna.
DINGO: And that?
DRAAGON: My pet-bantha accidentally mistook it for a lightning pole.
DINGO: What happened to your pet bantha?
DRAAGON: I got mad and fed it to the desert worms.
DINGO: And?
DRAAGON: They died of indigestion a few days later.
DINGO: Oh!! Why?
DRAAGON: Because I gave them my pet-bantha!
DINGO: What did your pet bantha do?
DRAAGON: It peed on.this seems oddly familiar.
DINGO: Whatever! You wanna follow me of your own free will or you wanna have me shoo you again.
DRAAGON: I would like to make a dramatic escape.
Draagon runs into the base.
DINGO: Why must they always do it the hard way.
NARRATOR: What will happen now? Will Dingo capture Draagon? Will Draagon escape? Why don't we get a description of what Dingo looks like?
DINGO: We have a Narrator?
NARRATOR: Stay tuned for more DINGO FETT.
EXT. DRAAGONS BASE, STAKIT-STATIV-KASKET, DAWN.
Dingo walks out of his ship 5to9Worker I, and onto the landing port.
DINGO: So this is the planet of.. Static-Stasket-Kastiv.
DRAAGON: You must be the professional Bounty Hunter who's supposed to kill me.
DINGO:
(screams) AAAAAAH..A DONISAUR MUTANT.
Dingo starts shooting at Draagon.
DRAAGON: Fool, you have no idea with whom you are dealing. My extraordinary Force Powers prevent any bullets from hitting.
Dingos bullets hit him.
DRAAGON: AAAAWWW, DAMMIT THAT HURTS, AW DAMN.
KOMMANDA: Sir, I think I can see your lightsaber incoming.
Draagons lightsaber flies through Kommandas heart.
KOMMANDA: Remember me.as a hero.
Kommanda falls to the ground, dead. Draagon picks up his lightsaber.
DINGO: That some cool lightsaber, Draggy.
DRAAGON: Actually its just am modified flashlight, I broke my real lightsaber when I used it as a substitute for my tennis racket.
DINGO: What happened to your tennis racket?
DRAAGON: I used that instead of one of my golfing irons.
DINGO: What happened to that?
DRAAGON: I used that instead of radio-antenna.
DINGO: And that?
DRAAGON: My pet-bantha accidentally mistook it for a lightning pole.
DINGO: What happened to your pet bantha?
DRAAGON: I got mad and fed it to the desert worms.
DINGO: And?
DRAAGON: They died of indigestion a few days later.
DINGO: Oh!! Why?
DRAAGON: Because I gave them my pet-bantha!
DINGO: What did your pet bantha do?
DRAAGON: It peed on.this seems oddly familiar.
DINGO: Whatever! You wanna follow me of your own free will or you wanna have me shoo you again.
DRAAGON: I would like to make a dramatic escape.
Draagon runs into the base.
DINGO: Why must they always do it the hard way.
NARRATOR: What will happen now? Will Dingo capture Draagon? Will Draagon escape? Why don't we get a description of what Dingo looks like?
DINGO: We have a Narrator?
NARRATOR: Stay tuned for more DINGO FETT.