A/N: To those that hate me carry on to hate because I wont change my opinion of the 'Special' one. Plus you are only providing me with more motivation to come up with bigger and better things that are anti-Phoebe. With that, BRING IT ON.
A/N: Please Review. Also have a fun over the holidays.
Hit and Run
Phoebe was running a mile again for the trillionth time today. Apparently Phoebe gained a 1/2 pound and she considers herself fat. Why? Well of course its because she no longer sees her collar bone jutting out as if it were to poke someone 2 feet away. Instead her collar bone just juts out.
Anyway...
Phoebe was half way across the street when all of a sudden a SEMI TRUCK comes at a rapid speed. Jebus, this Semi was going well over 95 mph.
Phoebe being 'Special' and extremely thin had a delayed reaction to the oncoming vehicle.
SPLAT
Phoebe's been ran over as she tried to run slowly away from the truck but instead because of her 'Special'ness Phoebe runs to the truck.
Leaving us to debate whether if it was a hit and run on Phoebe's part or if it was a hit and run on the truck's part. I'll go with the first option.
As for the driver that triumphantly waved its truckers hat after Phoebe had hit the ground was non other than our favorite cat, Kit.
Darn, that Phoebe still lives.
Poor Semi Truck had to come into contact with Phoebe's living carcass.
Oh that Kit didn't tell us she knew how to drive.