A/N: Phoebe/'lyssie' lovers don't complain. The purpose for this is to laugh. I have no intent to make you people angry .
A/N: Please Review. Whether about my story or about Ducks. I don't care, well I do like ducks. :)
Comedian Kit
Starring Kit along with 'Special'
Kit walks up to Phoebe who happens to be 'reading' a book by Dr. Seuss called Cat in the Hat. Really Phoebe is looking at the pretty pictures.
Kit pounces on Phoebe's head waiting for 'special' to do something but nothing happens. Phoebe is still entertained by the books pretty pictures. Kit has no choice but to slap Phoebe.
"Hey," yells 'Special' very upset but then her eyes glance over to the pretty pictures and she is dead focused on them.
"My dear 'Special,'" says Kit with a annoyed look as she jumps off Phoebe's head landing on Phoebe's book .
"Hey! I'm reading!!!"
"But 'Special' I have a joke I want to tell you!"
"A joke? Oh a JOKE!! Please tell me!"
"Ok... Knock, knock"
Thinking really hard of what to say Phoebe answers carefully, "Who's there?"
"Monkey"
"Monkey who?"
"PHOEBE," Kit shouts laughing her ass off. Phoebe laughs but gets mad only to realize that she indeed is that Monkey. Phoebe was about to say something when Kit interrupts.
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Monkey."
"Monkey who?"
"PHOEBE!!!" Kit goes into hysterical laughter.
Phoebe gets really mad and yells, "Hey stop that! No more Monkey jokes!"
"Ok... Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
" Baboon."
"Baboon who?"
"PHOEBE!!!!" Kit laughs and laughs her ass off. Phoebe becomes angry, Kit takes this as her cue to run.
Oh that 'Special' and her jokes!!
Oh that Kit. She should really join Track and Field.