I still don't own South Park. I'm not cool and smart like Trey Parker and Matt Stone. ;)

~CHEESY POOFS~

(Sung by Eric Cartman, to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs

They're so full of cheese

I just think they're so damn good

Don't give a fuck if I'm obese

Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs

I'll eat a whole bag

And if Stan takes them away from me,

Then I'll call him a fag!

*

Sitting on the couch

In front of the TV

Cheesy Poofs in my mouth

They're the best to me.

*

Then my mom comes in

She says in a high pitch,

"Poopy, go play with your friends."

And I say, "NO WAY, BITCH!"

*

'Cuz I love my....

Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs

They're so full of cheese

I just think they're so damn good

Don't give a fuck if I'm obese

Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs

I'll eat a whole bag

And if Stan takes them away from me,

Then I'll call him a fag!

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Yo! I made this up in ten minutes in my Spanish class. I decided to do a bunch of these South Park Christmas Carols. I hope you like them! Please R/R!