I don't own South Park, I'm not that funny!

~Santa's Nuts~

(Sung by Chef to the tune of "Silent Night")

Santa's nuts

Chris Kringle's nuts

Rounder than

those of mine

Mine are more chocolate

then his could ever be

But his are older

and round as can be

But I love my chocolate salty balls

I love my chocolate salty balls

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Sorry if this is a little gross, but my friend Thomas helped me with the idea a little bit. Anyways, thanks to ottomatic21 and Raspberrygirl90 for your reviews! I'm glad this is making you laugh!!!

Anyways, please read/review and RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!