I still don't own South Park! So stop trying to sue, you dirty fuck faces! lol! J/K. But I still don't own South Park.

~KENNY THE MORTAL~

(To the tune of "Frosty The Snowman"; sung by anybody)

Kenny the mortal

Dies every fuckin' day

Something always comes and moshes his guts

And he's not even gay! (A/N: No offense!)

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Kenny the mortal

Never has good luck

Someone always comes and kills his ass

Before he mumbles, "What the fuck?"

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Even on Christmas

Even on Christmas

Kenny will still die

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Even on Christmas

Even on Christmas

Towely will get high!

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Kenny the mortal

His mom will get some ass

She'll have another kid named Kenny

And he'll grow up really fast

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Kenny the mortal

Will meet up with his friends

They'll goof off for a little while

Then something will kill him again

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STAN: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

KYLE: You bastard!

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