I still do not own South Park.
~THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS~
ALL: On the first day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
TOWELY: An extremely fat sack of weed. Wanna get high?
ALL: On the second day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
(Stan grabs the bags, then Cartman snatches them back.)
CARTMAN: Stan, you fag!
TOWLEY: And an extremely fat sack of weed. You sure you don't wanna get high?
ALL: On the third day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
CHEF: 3 blow jobs. You like my chocolate salty balls?
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed. Please, let's get high!
ALL: On the fourth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
(People look at him, disgusted)
STAN: *looks at feet* For when I throw up on Wendy....
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! Man, I need to get high!
ALL: On the fifth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A plane flies over and drops a bomb on Kenny and he explodes.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! You know you wanna get high!
ALL: On the sixth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
KYLE: Dude, I'm Jewish.
CARTMAN: 6 dumbass Jews! (A/N: Sorry to any Jews!)
KYLE: Shut up, fatass!
(Kyle and Cartman duke it out. Kyle kicks Cartman in the balls, and
Cartman is bent over in pain on the floor and cries obnoxiously.
Kenny comes back to life, dressed as a reindeer.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Jimbo comes by and sees Kenny's costume.)
JIMBO: Look! A reindeer!
(Jimbo shoots Kenny, then runs off.)
JIBO: I don't want Santa to think it was me!
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! Let's get high!
ALL: On the seventh day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
(People stare at him)
MR. GARRISON: What? I love Mr. Hat!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
KYLE: That's better, fatass!
(Cartman gives him the bird, and Kyle clenches his fist. Cartman
is scared 'cuz he knows what Kyle can do to him, so he backs off.
Then Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A hawk swoops down and carries Kenny away. A few seconds
later, his bloody hand falls from the sky.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! LET'S GET HIGH, PEOPLE!
ALL: On the eighth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies. Drugs are bad, Mmmkay?
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A bunch of hungry rats come by and eat Kenny, right there.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! I LOVE TO GET HIGH!
ALL: On the ninth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
BUTTERS: 9 e-evil sidekicks! *puts on Professor Chaos costume* YOU ALL WILL DIE!
STAN: Butters, that's not the Christmas Spirit!
BUTTERS: O-Okay. *takes off costume*
WENDY: How about this? 9 new pairs of shoes.
(Stan looks at her)
WENDY: For when you vomit on me! Boys are gross!
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again and is holding a candle)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Kenny drops the candle and his coat gets caught in the fire.
He burns to death.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! *cries* I need a smoke!
ALL: On the tenth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: 10 cans of beans! HAHAHAHAHA! *fart*
WENDY: 9 new pairs of shoes.
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Kenny pulls out a lighter and lights a fart to impress Terrance
and Phillip. He is ignited and dies.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! LET'S ALL GET HIGH!
ALL: On the eleventh day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MRS. BROVLOSKI: (followed by the kids' parents)11 reasons why you kids
shouldn't be singing this filth!
CARTMAN: *gets off floor* Fuck you, bitch! SECURITY!
(Security guards come over.)
CARTMAN: They were molesting us again!
SECURITY GUARD: That's it! You're going to jail! *takes all the angry parents away*
CARTMAN: Haha! Kyle's mom is a bitch!
KYLE: Don't say that about my mom!
(Kyle punches Cartman again and puts him back on the floor.)
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: 10 cans of beans!
WENDY: 9 new pairs of shoes.
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A samuri comes in and is showing off his sword technique,
and accidentally chops Kenny's head off.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! Still wanna get high?
ALL: On the twelfth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MR. HANKIE: 12 Christmas turds! HOWDEEEEE HO!!!!!!!!!!!
MRS. BROVLOSKI: (via satellite from jail) 11 reasons why you kids still
shouldn't be singing this filth!
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: 10 cans of beans!
WENDY: 9 new pairs of shoes.
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Mr. Hankie's friends come by and jump around, and one accidentally
jumps in Kenny's mouth. Two seconds later, he drops dead.)
MR. HANKIE: That must have been Fred, the one that came from a guy who
swallowed rat poison. Fred must have absorbed the poison.
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! LET'S GET HIGH!
ALL: (to readers) Merry Christmas, you bastards!
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Hello! Well, this is it, the last SP song. Thanks for the reviews! 20! Wow! I really appreciate them, I really do. I'm glad you guys liked this! But don't worry, this isn't the last you'll hear from me, I will come up with some SP stories sometime soon, I hope. Happy Holidays, you guys, and thanks again!
~THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS~
ALL: On the first day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
TOWELY: An extremely fat sack of weed. Wanna get high?
ALL: On the second day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
(Stan grabs the bags, then Cartman snatches them back.)
CARTMAN: Stan, you fag!
TOWLEY: And an extremely fat sack of weed. You sure you don't wanna get high?
ALL: On the third day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
CHEF: 3 blow jobs. You like my chocolate salty balls?
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed. Please, let's get high!
ALL: On the fourth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
(People look at him, disgusted)
STAN: *looks at feet* For when I throw up on Wendy....
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! Man, I need to get high!
ALL: On the fifth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A plane flies over and drops a bomb on Kenny and he explodes.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! You know you wanna get high!
ALL: On the sixth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
KYLE: Dude, I'm Jewish.
CARTMAN: 6 dumbass Jews! (A/N: Sorry to any Jews!)
KYLE: Shut up, fatass!
(Kyle and Cartman duke it out. Kyle kicks Cartman in the balls, and
Cartman is bent over in pain on the floor and cries obnoxiously.
Kenny comes back to life, dressed as a reindeer.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Jimbo comes by and sees Kenny's costume.)
JIMBO: Look! A reindeer!
(Jimbo shoots Kenny, then runs off.)
JIBO: I don't want Santa to think it was me!
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! Let's get high!
ALL: On the seventh day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
(People stare at him)
MR. GARRISON: What? I love Mr. Hat!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
KYLE: That's better, fatass!
(Cartman gives him the bird, and Kyle clenches his fist. Cartman
is scared 'cuz he knows what Kyle can do to him, so he backs off.
Then Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A hawk swoops down and carries Kenny away. A few seconds
later, his bloody hand falls from the sky.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! LET'S GET HIGH, PEOPLE!
ALL: On the eighth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies. Drugs are bad, Mmmkay?
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A bunch of hungry rats come by and eat Kenny, right there.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! I LOVE TO GET HIGH!
ALL: On the ninth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
BUTTERS: 9 e-evil sidekicks! *puts on Professor Chaos costume* YOU ALL WILL DIE!
STAN: Butters, that's not the Christmas Spirit!
BUTTERS: O-Okay. *takes off costume*
WENDY: How about this? 9 new pairs of shoes.
(Stan looks at her)
WENDY: For when you vomit on me! Boys are gross!
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again and is holding a candle)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Kenny drops the candle and his coat gets caught in the fire.
He burns to death.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! *cries* I need a smoke!
ALL: On the tenth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: 10 cans of beans! HAHAHAHAHA! *fart*
WENDY: 9 new pairs of shoes.
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Kenny pulls out a lighter and lights a fart to impress Terrance
and Phillip. He is ignited and dies.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! LET'S ALL GET HIGH!
ALL: On the eleventh day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MRS. BROVLOSKI: (followed by the kids' parents)11 reasons why you kids
shouldn't be singing this filth!
CARTMAN: *gets off floor* Fuck you, bitch! SECURITY!
(Security guards come over.)
CARTMAN: They were molesting us again!
SECURITY GUARD: That's it! You're going to jail! *takes all the angry parents away*
CARTMAN: Haha! Kyle's mom is a bitch!
KYLE: Don't say that about my mom!
(Kyle punches Cartman again and puts him back on the floor.)
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: 10 cans of beans!
WENDY: 9 new pairs of shoes.
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(A samuri comes in and is showing off his sword technique,
and accidentally chops Kenny's head off.)
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! Still wanna get high?
ALL: On the twelfth day of Christmas, some bastard gave to me...
MR. HANKIE: 12 Christmas turds! HOWDEEEEE HO!!!!!!!!!!!
MRS. BROVLOSKI: (via satellite from jail) 11 reasons why you kids still
shouldn't be singing this filth!
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: 10 cans of beans!
WENDY: 9 new pairs of shoes.
MR. MACKIE: 8 Anti-Druggies.
MR. GARRISON: 7 Mr. Hats!
CARTMAN: *still on the floor* 6.......cool........Jews.
(Kenny comes back to life again.)
KENNY: (muffled) 5 seconds to live!
(Mr. Hankie's friends come by and jump around, and one accidentally
jumps in Kenny's mouth. Two seconds later, he drops dead.)
MR. HANKIE: That must have been Fred, the one that came from a guy who
swallowed rat poison. Fred must have absorbed the poison.
STAN: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! AGAIN!
KYLE: You bastard!
STAN: 4 vomit bags.
CHEF: 3 blow jobs.
CARTMAN: 2 bags of Cheesy Poofs!
TOWELY: And an extremely fat sack of weed! LET'S GET HIGH!
ALL: (to readers) Merry Christmas, you bastards!
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Hello! Well, this is it, the last SP song. Thanks for the reviews! 20! Wow! I really appreciate them, I really do. I'm glad you guys liked this! But don't worry, this isn't the last you'll hear from me, I will come up with some SP stories sometime soon, I hope. Happy Holidays, you guys, and thanks again!