(beginning of Barney theme song starts playing)

Kaiba is a freak of nature from Domino city

When he's dueling he's as reckless as Yugi without Yami

Kaiba duels for lots of things

Like to save his idiot brother

Kaiba says Dueling cards and winning are better then his brother.

Kaiba comes to Defeat us

Whenever we challenge him

Kaiba can be very evil

If you just make him angry