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AUTHORS NOTE: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! I KNOW THE BEGINNING ISN'T THAT INTERESTING BUT IT WILL GET BETTER, I PROMISE!!! (AT LEAST I HOPE)
They reached the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom a lot faster then their last class. They chose a long table at the back of the class where they could all sit together. A few minutes later a teacher came in that Lily recognized as Mr. Quiggly.
"Good morning class. I assume your first class went fine? I know there has always been conflict between Griffindors and Slytherins, so I only want harmless fun in this classroom. If anything harmful or hurtful happens in this class you'll no longer be aloud to prank in here. Have I made myself clear?' Mr. Quiggly asked. Lily raised her hand. 'Yes Miss Evans?"
"Does this mean that we can pull pranks in here and not get in trouble?" Lily asked reasonably.
"Yes it does, as long as it doesn't result in someone getting sent to the Hospital Wing." Professor Quiggly answered.
Lily turned to her friends "Let the games begin."
They immediately put a charm on their quill so they took the notes off the board for them (Maddy taught them how) and they began.
Lily charmed all the boys in Slytherin so they were wearing purple dresses with curly hair, except for Snape and Malfoy who were in flamingo pink with bright red hair. The boys all turned the female Slytherins hair gold and scarlet, and their robes blood red. The rest of the girls but a spell on all the Slytherins so they wouldn't notice the changes until the bell rang, and only the Griffindors and the Professor would see.
When the bell rang to signal the end of class all the Slytherins looked at each other and then at themselves and screamed.
"Professor! Look what they did!" Malfoy yelled.
"Yes, yes I see. You've been that way since about twenty minutes into class. Griffindor, well done on the harmless prank, five points for you." Professor Quiggly chuckled.
"How is that fair? We had notes to copy all through class!" Snape argued.
"Well it seems that they all have their notes copied, so obviously it isn't impossible."
The Griffindors laughed as the Slytherins tried to change back to their uniforms but it wouldn't work until after five hours or until Lily decided to take it off.
They had lunch in the great hall next and then Transfiguration and Potions. Lily knew that she had Transfiguration taught by Professor McGonagal with Ravenclaw and Potions with Slytherins taught by Professor Polish. So they went down to the Great Hall and started a discussion.
"Can you believe all the homework we have already? Like come one." James complained.
"Yeah we have an eight inch essay on the importance of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and a foot long essay on why charms are commonly used by reading chapter one. And that's only our morning classes!" Sirius exclaimed.
"I've already finished the one for Professor Quiggly, it's really easy you know." Lily said.
"Ya we know. Don't you think Quiggly is the bomb of all teachers? I mean he actually encourages pranking!" Remus stated.
"I can really get used to that class." James said with an evil grin.
"I don't think I even want to know what you're thinking about." Serry said.
"Nothing you'd want to know about." He said turning to him. Serry turned to her friends and burst into giggles.
They finished their lunch and headed off to Transfiguration.
"Good afternoon students. I am Professor McGonagal and I expect you to all act like mature young adults. There is no room for silliness in my classroom, if you cannot handle that then I suggest you leave.' Sirius, James, and Remus stood up, but were immediately pulled back down by Lily, Serry, and Maddy. 'Good decision Mr. Black, Potter, and Lupin. Now we will begin going over safety and precautions of Transfiguration." She turned to the board and started writing out a note.
Lily and the girls muttered 'Dissimondo' making their quills take down the board note for them. The guys took notice and copied them. They then started talking to the girls.
"So what do you girls have planned for tonight?" Sandy asked.
"SLEEP!!!" The girls exclaimed in unison.
"Are you sure? I'm sure we could come up with something to entertain you." James said. This set the girls into a fit of giggles.
"Girls are so weird.' Remus stated, which got him a slap from Maddy. 'Ow! What was that for?"
"It was for calling me weird." Maddy explained.
"I wasn't saying you were weird." He argued.
"Well last time I checked I was a girl." She rebutted.
"But-"
"Just give up Remmie you wont win. We always do." Lily said stepping in.
"Excuse me back there, I was under the impression that I was the teacher but apparently I was mistaken. Do you want to teach the class today?" McGonagal said sternly.
"If you insist." Lily said purposely misunderstanding the Professor. She picked up her notes that her quills were taking. McGonagal sat at her desk as Lily walked up to the front of the class.
Lily gave a whole lesson in front of the class from just the notes she had taken and making educated guesses. When the bell rang signaling the end of class Lily class declaring a six inch essay on the safety of Transfiguration before dismissing the class.
"Miss Evans wait a second." McGonagal said as Lily was about to leave the class.
"Yes Professor?" Lily asked preparing for the worst.
"How do you know so much about transfiguration?"
"I don't. I just used the notes and for the stuff I didn't know I made up." Lily said truthfully.
"Really? Well your guesses were pretty accurate." McGonagal said.
"Wow. Professor I'd like to stay and chat but I'm going to be late for Potions." Lily said.
"Yes I see. I'll write you an explanation for your lateness, but I want to continue this conversation later. Can you meet me here tonight around seven o'clock?"
"That shouldn't be a problem." Lily said accepting the excuse note, quickly exiting, and hurrying towards the dungeons. She walked into class about fifteen minutes late.
"Miss Evans, how great of you to grace us with your presence?" The Professor said rudely.
"Sorry Professor, I was talking with Professor McGonagal. She wrote a note of explanation." Lily said handing him the note.
"Very well. Take a seat now please."
Lily took the empty seat between Sirius and Maddy.
"Maddy, what's this teachers name?" Lily whispered.
"Professor Polish. Where were you?" She asked.
"I was talking to McGonagal,' Lily was interrupted by an 'ooohhh' from the boys, ' she wanted to know how I knew so much about transfiguration and I told her I guesses at most of it. She asked me to come and talk to her tonight in the transfiguration classroom." Lily explained.
"Do you know the answer Miss Evans?" Professor Polish asked.
"No sorry, but if you were to ask a question I would answer it to the best of my knowledge." Lily replied coolly.
"Well if you were paying attention you would know the question."
"Well obviously I wasn't paying attention."
"The question Miss Evans, was, what would happen if I mixed manroot with unicorn blood?"
"You would be an evil man."
"Excuse me?" Professor asked alarmed.
"You would be an evil man. And I am the one not paying attention? Sheesh." Lily said calmly.
"And why would I be an evil man?"
"Because no decent person would be cruel enough to slay such a pure being just make a potion." Lily replied.
"Well yes you are right but it was just a simple question." Professor Polish said getting nervous.
"It may have been a question, but a mans word reflects back on the man."
"I didn't do it! It wasn't me who killed the unicorn in the forest! Honestly it wasn't me!" The professor said nervous beyond belief.
"I never said you did but you seem pretty uptight about it. Do you know something that I don't?" Lily questioned.
"Yes, yes I do. I have to go talk to the headmaster. Class dismissed early." Polish called over his shoulder as he went to find the headmaster.
"Lily how did you do that?" James asked.
"It's how I got Petunia to admit to things she blamed on me." Lily replied non-chalently.
"You are the best thing that ever happened to me." Sirius said earning him a smack from everyone except Lily who kissed him on the cheek.
"Get a room you two." Remus said.
"Shut up! Just because you ain't getting any doesn't mean I can't." Sirius said.
"That's what you think." Remus grabbed Maddy and laid one on her.
"REMUS!" Maddy exclaimed. "We aren't even going out!"
"Fine. Maddy wanna go out with me?"
"Sure. Now you can kiss me."
"Hey! This ain't fair! Serry will you go out with me?" James asked.
"I thought you'd never ask. You can kiss me now if you want." Serry said sheepishly.
James wrapped his arms around Serry's waist and started kissing her.
"Now it's you two who need a room." Remus stated.
"Remmie shut up and kiss me like that!" Maddy said.
"You got it babe."
Lily and Sirius just had to look at each other and they were making out again.
"Um hum. Not that this is appropriate but if you're going to do that take it into a room and out of the corridors." The Griffindor male prefect had interrupted them making them break apart. "So sorry." Lily said taking Serry and Maddy by linked arms and leading them towards the Great Hall leaving the guys.
"Good going guys, hot girlfriends on your first day of school. You guys don't waste any time do you?" The prefect said to the guys chuckling. "Well if you're going to do that again make sure it's in private somewhere. And quick tip, don't do that near McGonagal, Polish, or any of the Prefects but me they'll spaz. The Head Boy and Girl don't care and most teachers will just tell you to take it private."
"Thanks man, that'll be a help." Sirius said.
They left to find the girls and to go to the Great Hall for dinner.
It didn't take long to find the girls because they were in the middle of Griffindor table. Apparently they were popular, respected, or both. They joined them at the table, each taking a seat beside their girlfriend.
"You aren't eating, is anything wrong?" James asked Serry.
"Nope. Us girls are having a slumber party tonight and I wanna save my appetite."
"Really? Are we invited? And how are you going to get the food?" Remus asked.
"Yes really. No. And we were hoping you could help us there." Lily said.
"Why should we help you if were not invited?" Remus asked because the other two were stuffing their faces.
"Because you like us to much to say no." Serry stated.
"You're too right." Remus said.
"So when do you want this food and what do you want?" Sirius asked between mouthfuls.
"By about eight o'clock and we want ice cream, pop, pumpkin juice, any junk food basically." Serry said.
"That's my kinda girl. Anything unhealthy right?" James asked.
"Basically."
AUTHORS NOTE: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! I KNOW THE BEGINNING ISN'T THAT INTERESTING BUT IT WILL GET BETTER, I PROMISE!!! (AT LEAST I HOPE)
They reached the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom a lot faster then their last class. They chose a long table at the back of the class where they could all sit together. A few minutes later a teacher came in that Lily recognized as Mr. Quiggly.
"Good morning class. I assume your first class went fine? I know there has always been conflict between Griffindors and Slytherins, so I only want harmless fun in this classroom. If anything harmful or hurtful happens in this class you'll no longer be aloud to prank in here. Have I made myself clear?' Mr. Quiggly asked. Lily raised her hand. 'Yes Miss Evans?"
"Does this mean that we can pull pranks in here and not get in trouble?" Lily asked reasonably.
"Yes it does, as long as it doesn't result in someone getting sent to the Hospital Wing." Professor Quiggly answered.
Lily turned to her friends "Let the games begin."
They immediately put a charm on their quill so they took the notes off the board for them (Maddy taught them how) and they began.
Lily charmed all the boys in Slytherin so they were wearing purple dresses with curly hair, except for Snape and Malfoy who were in flamingo pink with bright red hair. The boys all turned the female Slytherins hair gold and scarlet, and their robes blood red. The rest of the girls but a spell on all the Slytherins so they wouldn't notice the changes until the bell rang, and only the Griffindors and the Professor would see.
When the bell rang to signal the end of class all the Slytherins looked at each other and then at themselves and screamed.
"Professor! Look what they did!" Malfoy yelled.
"Yes, yes I see. You've been that way since about twenty minutes into class. Griffindor, well done on the harmless prank, five points for you." Professor Quiggly chuckled.
"How is that fair? We had notes to copy all through class!" Snape argued.
"Well it seems that they all have their notes copied, so obviously it isn't impossible."
The Griffindors laughed as the Slytherins tried to change back to their uniforms but it wouldn't work until after five hours or until Lily decided to take it off.
They had lunch in the great hall next and then Transfiguration and Potions. Lily knew that she had Transfiguration taught by Professor McGonagal with Ravenclaw and Potions with Slytherins taught by Professor Polish. So they went down to the Great Hall and started a discussion.
"Can you believe all the homework we have already? Like come one." James complained.
"Yeah we have an eight inch essay on the importance of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and a foot long essay on why charms are commonly used by reading chapter one. And that's only our morning classes!" Sirius exclaimed.
"I've already finished the one for Professor Quiggly, it's really easy you know." Lily said.
"Ya we know. Don't you think Quiggly is the bomb of all teachers? I mean he actually encourages pranking!" Remus stated.
"I can really get used to that class." James said with an evil grin.
"I don't think I even want to know what you're thinking about." Serry said.
"Nothing you'd want to know about." He said turning to him. Serry turned to her friends and burst into giggles.
They finished their lunch and headed off to Transfiguration.
"Good afternoon students. I am Professor McGonagal and I expect you to all act like mature young adults. There is no room for silliness in my classroom, if you cannot handle that then I suggest you leave.' Sirius, James, and Remus stood up, but were immediately pulled back down by Lily, Serry, and Maddy. 'Good decision Mr. Black, Potter, and Lupin. Now we will begin going over safety and precautions of Transfiguration." She turned to the board and started writing out a note.
Lily and the girls muttered 'Dissimondo' making their quills take down the board note for them. The guys took notice and copied them. They then started talking to the girls.
"So what do you girls have planned for tonight?" Sandy asked.
"SLEEP!!!" The girls exclaimed in unison.
"Are you sure? I'm sure we could come up with something to entertain you." James said. This set the girls into a fit of giggles.
"Girls are so weird.' Remus stated, which got him a slap from Maddy. 'Ow! What was that for?"
"It was for calling me weird." Maddy explained.
"I wasn't saying you were weird." He argued.
"Well last time I checked I was a girl." She rebutted.
"But-"
"Just give up Remmie you wont win. We always do." Lily said stepping in.
"Excuse me back there, I was under the impression that I was the teacher but apparently I was mistaken. Do you want to teach the class today?" McGonagal said sternly.
"If you insist." Lily said purposely misunderstanding the Professor. She picked up her notes that her quills were taking. McGonagal sat at her desk as Lily walked up to the front of the class.
Lily gave a whole lesson in front of the class from just the notes she had taken and making educated guesses. When the bell rang signaling the end of class Lily class declaring a six inch essay on the safety of Transfiguration before dismissing the class.
"Miss Evans wait a second." McGonagal said as Lily was about to leave the class.
"Yes Professor?" Lily asked preparing for the worst.
"How do you know so much about transfiguration?"
"I don't. I just used the notes and for the stuff I didn't know I made up." Lily said truthfully.
"Really? Well your guesses were pretty accurate." McGonagal said.
"Wow. Professor I'd like to stay and chat but I'm going to be late for Potions." Lily said.
"Yes I see. I'll write you an explanation for your lateness, but I want to continue this conversation later. Can you meet me here tonight around seven o'clock?"
"That shouldn't be a problem." Lily said accepting the excuse note, quickly exiting, and hurrying towards the dungeons. She walked into class about fifteen minutes late.
"Miss Evans, how great of you to grace us with your presence?" The Professor said rudely.
"Sorry Professor, I was talking with Professor McGonagal. She wrote a note of explanation." Lily said handing him the note.
"Very well. Take a seat now please."
Lily took the empty seat between Sirius and Maddy.
"Maddy, what's this teachers name?" Lily whispered.
"Professor Polish. Where were you?" She asked.
"I was talking to McGonagal,' Lily was interrupted by an 'ooohhh' from the boys, ' she wanted to know how I knew so much about transfiguration and I told her I guesses at most of it. She asked me to come and talk to her tonight in the transfiguration classroom." Lily explained.
"Do you know the answer Miss Evans?" Professor Polish asked.
"No sorry, but if you were to ask a question I would answer it to the best of my knowledge." Lily replied coolly.
"Well if you were paying attention you would know the question."
"Well obviously I wasn't paying attention."
"The question Miss Evans, was, what would happen if I mixed manroot with unicorn blood?"
"You would be an evil man."
"Excuse me?" Professor asked alarmed.
"You would be an evil man. And I am the one not paying attention? Sheesh." Lily said calmly.
"And why would I be an evil man?"
"Because no decent person would be cruel enough to slay such a pure being just make a potion." Lily replied.
"Well yes you are right but it was just a simple question." Professor Polish said getting nervous.
"It may have been a question, but a mans word reflects back on the man."
"I didn't do it! It wasn't me who killed the unicorn in the forest! Honestly it wasn't me!" The professor said nervous beyond belief.
"I never said you did but you seem pretty uptight about it. Do you know something that I don't?" Lily questioned.
"Yes, yes I do. I have to go talk to the headmaster. Class dismissed early." Polish called over his shoulder as he went to find the headmaster.
"Lily how did you do that?" James asked.
"It's how I got Petunia to admit to things she blamed on me." Lily replied non-chalently.
"You are the best thing that ever happened to me." Sirius said earning him a smack from everyone except Lily who kissed him on the cheek.
"Get a room you two." Remus said.
"Shut up! Just because you ain't getting any doesn't mean I can't." Sirius said.
"That's what you think." Remus grabbed Maddy and laid one on her.
"REMUS!" Maddy exclaimed. "We aren't even going out!"
"Fine. Maddy wanna go out with me?"
"Sure. Now you can kiss me."
"Hey! This ain't fair! Serry will you go out with me?" James asked.
"I thought you'd never ask. You can kiss me now if you want." Serry said sheepishly.
James wrapped his arms around Serry's waist and started kissing her.
"Now it's you two who need a room." Remus stated.
"Remmie shut up and kiss me like that!" Maddy said.
"You got it babe."
Lily and Sirius just had to look at each other and they were making out again.
"Um hum. Not that this is appropriate but if you're going to do that take it into a room and out of the corridors." The Griffindor male prefect had interrupted them making them break apart. "So sorry." Lily said taking Serry and Maddy by linked arms and leading them towards the Great Hall leaving the guys.
"Good going guys, hot girlfriends on your first day of school. You guys don't waste any time do you?" The prefect said to the guys chuckling. "Well if you're going to do that again make sure it's in private somewhere. And quick tip, don't do that near McGonagal, Polish, or any of the Prefects but me they'll spaz. The Head Boy and Girl don't care and most teachers will just tell you to take it private."
"Thanks man, that'll be a help." Sirius said.
They left to find the girls and to go to the Great Hall for dinner.
It didn't take long to find the girls because they were in the middle of Griffindor table. Apparently they were popular, respected, or both. They joined them at the table, each taking a seat beside their girlfriend.
"You aren't eating, is anything wrong?" James asked Serry.
"Nope. Us girls are having a slumber party tonight and I wanna save my appetite."
"Really? Are we invited? And how are you going to get the food?" Remus asked.
"Yes really. No. And we were hoping you could help us there." Lily said.
"Why should we help you if were not invited?" Remus asked because the other two were stuffing their faces.
"Because you like us to much to say no." Serry stated.
"You're too right." Remus said.
"So when do you want this food and what do you want?" Sirius asked between mouthfuls.
"By about eight o'clock and we want ice cream, pop, pumpkin juice, any junk food basically." Serry said.
"That's my kinda girl. Anything unhealthy right?" James asked.
"Basically."