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don't own any other registered thingys that come into my story.
Okay, I'll try to work on this one through and through! I tell you, I write too many fics, but I'm having fun with this one! Oooh, and lotsa good feedback!
The sun was setting behind the mountains, and SOMETHING didn't feel right to Momiji. Maybe it was because of all those fishtail smoothies he had drunk, maybe not, but whatever it was, it didn't feel right. Ooh, maybe I'm getting closer to solving the mystery! Momiji thought, pacing back and forth overenthusiastically, with his arms flying in every direction and his eyes rolling back in his head. "I smell a rat.." He squealed.
"Maybe because I'm here," Yuki said, doing that annoying voice that sounds like he's sighing that he likes to do to Kyo but TODAY he wants to rudely ultra-sigh at Momiji for a number of ultra-sighing reasons.
"Oh hello Yuki!" squealed Momiji, stopping his 'pacing'. Then Momiji asked in his squealish voice, "Yuki, why do you do your annoying ultra-sigh voice? It's weird."
"What are you talking about?" Yuki said in his ultra-sigh voice.
"HA!" squealed Momiji, "You did it AGAIN!"
"Well, I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about, but you know, you squeal too much."
"There's no such thing as squealing too much!" the rabbit boy squealed back.
"And there's no such thing as an ultra-sigh," Yuki said, shooting a glare towards the Narrator for ever coming up with such a word. And the Narrator stuck her tongue out at Yuki because she HATES Yuki, and I apologize to those Yuki fans, but I think I may turn this into a murder case in which the pooper-culprit assassinates Yuki. "You will not!" Yuki said, stuffing the Narrator into a cardboard box and throwing it into a bush. The Narrator laid an egg in that box cuz she's a CHICKEN!! HAHAHAHA! MOVE OVER KURENO!!! HAHAHAHA!
Momiji blinked at the Narrator who claims herself as a Riceball and a Chicken at the same time, then turned to Yuki. "Yuki, did YOU lay that pile of poop?"
Yuki lifted an eyebrow and did the ultra-sigh thingy, "No, Momiji, I have no reason for squatting down in the middle of the road and um...pooping.."
"That's whatcha WANT me to think, but I know you're the criminal!" Momiji squealed.
Yuki blinked at Momiji's stupidity. "But Momiji, I thought you were after Hiro, Kisa, and that rabbit you named Toucan Sam!"
Momiji stared awestruck at Yuki. "Hey.how did YOU know I was after them and that I named that rabbit Toucan Sam, hmm?" he squealed.
"Because.I've been watching you." Yuki ultra-sighed mysteriously.
"What? How? Why?" squealed Momiji, discovering a new clue BY THE SECOND!!!!!!!
Yuki smirked eviiiiiiillllllllyyyyyy. "Because, I am none other than." He tore off his head, "GANDALF!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Momiji stared at the old man that stood smirking evilly at him in Yuki's clothes and screamed. Then.he woke up.
Momiji sat up. A dream? He looked around. He was on the floor in Hatori's office. There was no scary Gandalf with an evil smirk, but all the Sohmas were lying passed out on the floor, with swirley Kenshin eyes. Except for Hatori.
Hatori was doing something doctor-ish at his desk. He noticed Momiji was awake but didn't really care. "What happened, Ha'ri?" Momiji squealed as he poked Haru's swirley Kenshin eye to see what would happen. Haru, being the dazed person he is, did not twitch, much less awaken.
"Those smoothies you handed out. They made everybody pass out.What did you put in those things?" Hatori asked.
"UFOs," Momiji squealed in reply, thinking Hatori would fully understand that, which he didn't.
"Okay," the Seapony said, although he had no idea what Momiji meant.
Momiji got up nervously. There was a queasy feeling clutching at his stomach. "I don't feel so good, Ha'ri." he squealed. He glanced over at the picture of Kana, actually egotistically staring at his own reflection as opposed to the lovely girl in the photograph. It was then that he realized HE WAS TURNING BLUE!!!
"Ha'ri! HA'RI! I'm turning BLUE!" Momiji squealed anxiously.
Hatori stood up. "Are you all right? Can you breathe?" he asked, TRYING to sound worried, but of course that's IMPOSSIBLE for him cuz he's so.MONOTONOUS.
"Yes, I'm breathing just fine! But I'm still turning blue!" squealed Momiji in reply. Suddenly he started bloating up like a balloon. "AAAAAAH!" Momiji squealed in a screaming voice. "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BLUEBERRY!"
Hatori was writing in his notebook and not even paying attention to Momiji. "Now why would you be turning into a blueberry?" he asked, rolling his eyes.err EYE!!!! THAT CYCLOPS MAN!! HOW DARE HE APPEAR IN MY CHILDREN'S STORY!! NOW ALL MY YOUNG READERS WILL BE SO SCARED OF HIS ONE-EYEBALLNESS THEY'LL STOP READING!! Stupid Ha'ri.
Finally Hatori looked over at Momiji and what he saw made him pee his pants. Momiji WAS turning into a blueberry!
"Help me Ha'ri!" Momiji squealed, getting bigger and bluer by the second. "Have the oompa-loompas take me to the Squeezing Room Ha'ri! PLEASE HELP!"
Hatori would've helped (I think) but NOOOO, cuz he just ran off into the bathroom to change his pee-soggy pants. "HATORI!!!!" Momiji squealed at the top of his lungs.
Then Yuki ran in.
"Momiji!" he shouted. "Are you all right? What's happening to you?!"
"I'm turning into a blueberry!" The blueberry that was once Momiji Sohma squealed.
"Don't worry! I'll save you!" said Yuki, taking on a very disturbing superhero tone. He hurried over to Momiji the blueberry.
Momiji screamed and freaked out, kicking his stubby legs and trying to get away, but by now he was a big FLOATING blueberry, so he couldn't. "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Yuki blinked, puzzled. "What? I'm trying to save you Momiji," he said in his half-superhero half-girly-Yuki voice. "Now hold still."
"NO!" squealed Momiji in fright. "YOU'RE NOT YUKI! YOU'RE THAT OLD MAN GANDALF FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS!"
"I am not," Yuki replied. "Why would I be Gandalf when I'm really"-he takes off his head---"FRODO!!!"
Momiji screamed and suddenly exploded. His delicious blueberry juice splattered all over the floor. "FRODO!!!!" He was no longer a blueberry now that he had exploded, so he scampered out the door. No, he didn't scamper. He was on all fours and bounding across the Sohma estate like the little Scottie dogs on Zelda that freak me out. Except he was faster and not as hairy.
Eventually he came to the big main house thingy, so he ran inside, locked the door, and was now AWAY FROM THE WORLD!! Then, he realized something.Hatori could very well be the pooper. The Narrator's reason for thinking Hatori could be the pooper is because he peed his pants at the sight of a blueberry, so he must have a limited amount of bladder control. Momiji's reason is because he's the Year of the Seahorse and seaponies can't poop as big as humans can so he decided to show everyone that he CAN poop big when he's a human.
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Val: Alright I finally updated! Yeah, I know, it took me, FOREVER! R/R peez!
Okay, I'll try to work on this one through and through! I tell you, I write too many fics, but I'm having fun with this one! Oooh, and lotsa good feedback!
The sun was setting behind the mountains, and SOMETHING didn't feel right to Momiji. Maybe it was because of all those fishtail smoothies he had drunk, maybe not, but whatever it was, it didn't feel right. Ooh, maybe I'm getting closer to solving the mystery! Momiji thought, pacing back and forth overenthusiastically, with his arms flying in every direction and his eyes rolling back in his head. "I smell a rat.." He squealed.
"Maybe because I'm here," Yuki said, doing that annoying voice that sounds like he's sighing that he likes to do to Kyo but TODAY he wants to rudely ultra-sigh at Momiji for a number of ultra-sighing reasons.
"Oh hello Yuki!" squealed Momiji, stopping his 'pacing'. Then Momiji asked in his squealish voice, "Yuki, why do you do your annoying ultra-sigh voice? It's weird."
"What are you talking about?" Yuki said in his ultra-sigh voice.
"HA!" squealed Momiji, "You did it AGAIN!"
"Well, I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about, but you know, you squeal too much."
"There's no such thing as squealing too much!" the rabbit boy squealed back.
"And there's no such thing as an ultra-sigh," Yuki said, shooting a glare towards the Narrator for ever coming up with such a word. And the Narrator stuck her tongue out at Yuki because she HATES Yuki, and I apologize to those Yuki fans, but I think I may turn this into a murder case in which the pooper-culprit assassinates Yuki. "You will not!" Yuki said, stuffing the Narrator into a cardboard box and throwing it into a bush. The Narrator laid an egg in that box cuz she's a CHICKEN!! HAHAHAHA! MOVE OVER KURENO!!! HAHAHAHA!
Momiji blinked at the Narrator who claims herself as a Riceball and a Chicken at the same time, then turned to Yuki. "Yuki, did YOU lay that pile of poop?"
Yuki lifted an eyebrow and did the ultra-sigh thingy, "No, Momiji, I have no reason for squatting down in the middle of the road and um...pooping.."
"That's whatcha WANT me to think, but I know you're the criminal!" Momiji squealed.
Yuki blinked at Momiji's stupidity. "But Momiji, I thought you were after Hiro, Kisa, and that rabbit you named Toucan Sam!"
Momiji stared awestruck at Yuki. "Hey.how did YOU know I was after them and that I named that rabbit Toucan Sam, hmm?" he squealed.
"Because.I've been watching you." Yuki ultra-sighed mysteriously.
"What? How? Why?" squealed Momiji, discovering a new clue BY THE SECOND!!!!!!!
Yuki smirked eviiiiiiillllllllyyyyyy. "Because, I am none other than." He tore off his head, "GANDALF!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Momiji stared at the old man that stood smirking evilly at him in Yuki's clothes and screamed. Then.he woke up.
Momiji sat up. A dream? He looked around. He was on the floor in Hatori's office. There was no scary Gandalf with an evil smirk, but all the Sohmas were lying passed out on the floor, with swirley Kenshin eyes. Except for Hatori.
Hatori was doing something doctor-ish at his desk. He noticed Momiji was awake but didn't really care. "What happened, Ha'ri?" Momiji squealed as he poked Haru's swirley Kenshin eye to see what would happen. Haru, being the dazed person he is, did not twitch, much less awaken.
"Those smoothies you handed out. They made everybody pass out.What did you put in those things?" Hatori asked.
"UFOs," Momiji squealed in reply, thinking Hatori would fully understand that, which he didn't.
"Okay," the Seapony said, although he had no idea what Momiji meant.
Momiji got up nervously. There was a queasy feeling clutching at his stomach. "I don't feel so good, Ha'ri." he squealed. He glanced over at the picture of Kana, actually egotistically staring at his own reflection as opposed to the lovely girl in the photograph. It was then that he realized HE WAS TURNING BLUE!!!
"Ha'ri! HA'RI! I'm turning BLUE!" Momiji squealed anxiously.
Hatori stood up. "Are you all right? Can you breathe?" he asked, TRYING to sound worried, but of course that's IMPOSSIBLE for him cuz he's so.MONOTONOUS.
"Yes, I'm breathing just fine! But I'm still turning blue!" squealed Momiji in reply. Suddenly he started bloating up like a balloon. "AAAAAAH!" Momiji squealed in a screaming voice. "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BLUEBERRY!"
Hatori was writing in his notebook and not even paying attention to Momiji. "Now why would you be turning into a blueberry?" he asked, rolling his eyes.err EYE!!!! THAT CYCLOPS MAN!! HOW DARE HE APPEAR IN MY CHILDREN'S STORY!! NOW ALL MY YOUNG READERS WILL BE SO SCARED OF HIS ONE-EYEBALLNESS THEY'LL STOP READING!! Stupid Ha'ri.
Finally Hatori looked over at Momiji and what he saw made him pee his pants. Momiji WAS turning into a blueberry!
"Help me Ha'ri!" Momiji squealed, getting bigger and bluer by the second. "Have the oompa-loompas take me to the Squeezing Room Ha'ri! PLEASE HELP!"
Hatori would've helped (I think) but NOOOO, cuz he just ran off into the bathroom to change his pee-soggy pants. "HATORI!!!!" Momiji squealed at the top of his lungs.
Then Yuki ran in.
"Momiji!" he shouted. "Are you all right? What's happening to you?!"
"I'm turning into a blueberry!" The blueberry that was once Momiji Sohma squealed.
"Don't worry! I'll save you!" said Yuki, taking on a very disturbing superhero tone. He hurried over to Momiji the blueberry.
Momiji screamed and freaked out, kicking his stubby legs and trying to get away, but by now he was a big FLOATING blueberry, so he couldn't. "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Yuki blinked, puzzled. "What? I'm trying to save you Momiji," he said in his half-superhero half-girly-Yuki voice. "Now hold still."
"NO!" squealed Momiji in fright. "YOU'RE NOT YUKI! YOU'RE THAT OLD MAN GANDALF FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS!"
"I am not," Yuki replied. "Why would I be Gandalf when I'm really"-he takes off his head---"FRODO!!!"
Momiji screamed and suddenly exploded. His delicious blueberry juice splattered all over the floor. "FRODO!!!!" He was no longer a blueberry now that he had exploded, so he scampered out the door. No, he didn't scamper. He was on all fours and bounding across the Sohma estate like the little Scottie dogs on Zelda that freak me out. Except he was faster and not as hairy.
Eventually he came to the big main house thingy, so he ran inside, locked the door, and was now AWAY FROM THE WORLD!! Then, he realized something.Hatori could very well be the pooper. The Narrator's reason for thinking Hatori could be the pooper is because he peed his pants at the sight of a blueberry, so he must have a limited amount of bladder control. Momiji's reason is because he's the Year of the Seahorse and seaponies can't poop as big as humans can so he decided to show everyone that he CAN poop big when he's a human.
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Val: Alright I finally updated! Yeah, I know, it took me, FOREVER! R/R peez!