DISCLAIMER: There may have been some pain today, and although the scars of
yesterday remain, Fruits Basket doesn't belong to me.
Val: I finally got out of that closet folks! Sheezus it's dark in there! Okay, now, onto the story!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUShigure: STOP!
Akito: Aww, but I was just getting to the good part!
Yuki: No you weren't..O_O
Ayame: Myyyy turn! ^^
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Ayame, the handsome smart perfect sexy strong creative clever wise brave sincere tailor, took Akito and put him somewhere else. He saw Yuki was troubled, (Akito: HE WASN'T TROUBLED THOUGH!!) so he did something uh..brotherly. Yuki felt much better and he got a better bond with his brother, the wonderful person that he is. I'm talknig about Ayame, not Yuki. Then Ayame asked Yuki if he'd let him try on some of his latest fashions on Tohru, and Yuki said "Of course!" smiling, and so Tohru was all dressed up like in pretty ribbons and such. Then Shigure came and---
Hiro: This story's lame. Let me tell you how it's done.
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Hiro came and kiled Tohru cuz shes justa stoopid idoit who cant even spel. Kisa was their and she was looking vary butifel. Hiro smilled at her and gave her a tedy bare. Kisa loved it vary much She huged Hiro and said Thank you hiro I love you so much. And then---
Shigure: For someone who tries to act so grown-up, he sure can't spell.
Hiro: Who asked you, Dog...
Kisa: I'll go on from here, Hiro. ^^
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The pretty sun was out and it wasn't dark anymore. There were pretty birds flying all over the place, chirping. And there were pretty flowers growing up from the pretty ground. And everything was pretty. Kisa Sohma ate a pretty piece of spaghetti ( Kyo: Wtf?!) on a pretty bench next to pretty Hiro.
Hiro: ...pretty..
Kureno: I want to do it now! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
Kisa: Oh, sure, Kureno! Go right ahead! ^^
Kureno: YAY!
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It was a dark and stormy night. (Kisa: But it was sunny!) Something was tickling at Kureno Sohma's mind. Literally. He giggled incontrollably and rolled off the bed he was sleeping in. "BWEE HEE HEE HEE!" he laughed oddly. What was it? This strange tickling sensation?
IT WAS A FEATHER!
That's right, a feather. A feather that would someday behold the doom of the human race. Like on Terminator 3. Oh, that wasn't a feather, was it? Oh well. THIS is.
Kureno yawned and tried to shake the feather out of his head someh----
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?!! A FEATHER?!! WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT?!!
Rin: Quiet, Cat. I'll take over that fic.
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Rin came in and removed the feather from Kureno's mind. With ease. Proving how good she is at things like that. ( Kyo: Things like what?!)
Then she left. She headed toward Shigure's house. For she had a plan. A plan that really does exist in the manga. But nobody knows of it except me. But, since you took the time to read my fic, I shall tell it to you. My plan is-----
Momiji: I DIDN'T GET A TURN!!!
Rin: Momiji, you interrupted me. Don't be so rude. ANYWAYS, like I was saying, my ingenius plan is to----
Momiji: THIS IS DUUUUMB!! I WANNA DO IT!!!
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Momiji jumped up and down excitedly. He jumped up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and---
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!
Momiji: But I'm not dooooone.
Rin: But we KNOW what you're going to say next. You're gonna say "up and down and up and down" over and over again next!
Momiji: Nuh-uh. I was gonna say "down and up and down and up" just to reverse it.
Kyo: Oh God.-_-
Hatori: This fic sure isn't going as smoothly as planned. I still think I should be the writer.
Everyone: *starts arguing*
Ritsu: You forgot lil old me.
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One fine day too good for a monkey, Sohma Ritsu who is too worthless to breathe the same air as others and shouldn't be taking up much-needed space in this world with his stupidity and uselessness and---
Kyo: SHUT UP!!!
Ritsu: I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRAGGED IT OUT SO LONG!! I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!! HORRIBLE!!!! GOMEN NASAI!!! I AM THE WORST!!! ABSOLUTELY THE MOST AWFUL CREATION EVER!!! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!! I AM SO USELESS!!! WHOLE FAMILY IS CURSED WITH MY PRESENCE!! I AM SO SORRY I WAS EVER BORN!! ONCE AGAIN, READERS WHO SKIPPED THIS PART BECAUSE THEY FIGURE ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS STUPID RITSU STUFF ARE MISSING OUT ON THE SPECIAL SURPRISE I'M ABOUT TO GIVE OUT!!! HERE READERS HAVE A COOKIE!!! SEE IT DOES PAY TO READ EVERYTHING!!!! GOMEN NASAI!!!! SO USELESS!!! GOMENASAI!!!!GOMEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAASAA----
Shigure: *uses the power of chi* Ta-da!
Ritsu: *goes whoomph*
Val: *climbs in through the bathroom window* I'm heeeeeere! Sorry I was so late, minna-san!
Everyone: *pretends to be asleep*
Val: Aww how cute! *takes this opportunity to cuddle with akito* ^^
Akito: AAUGH!!! *eats val*
Val: Wheeee! Doooooooooooooown the esooooooooooophaaaaaaaguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuSPLAT
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Val: *from within akito's small intestine* I have been turned into chyme and will soon be sent to the bladder. This is fun! Perhaps pancreatic fluids will come in handy for my escape! Review please! Oh, and don't worry, I'll go back to MY writing of the story next chapter. I just felt like doing this for a change..hey, is this soup? ..AW NASTY!!!
Val: I finally got out of that closet folks! Sheezus it's dark in there! Okay, now, onto the story!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUShigure: STOP!
Akito: Aww, but I was just getting to the good part!
Yuki: No you weren't..O_O
Ayame: Myyyy turn! ^^
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ayame, the handsome smart perfect sexy strong creative clever wise brave sincere tailor, took Akito and put him somewhere else. He saw Yuki was troubled, (Akito: HE WASN'T TROUBLED THOUGH!!) so he did something uh..brotherly. Yuki felt much better and he got a better bond with his brother, the wonderful person that he is. I'm talknig about Ayame, not Yuki. Then Ayame asked Yuki if he'd let him try on some of his latest fashions on Tohru, and Yuki said "Of course!" smiling, and so Tohru was all dressed up like in pretty ribbons and such. Then Shigure came and---
Hiro: This story's lame. Let me tell you how it's done.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hiro came and kiled Tohru cuz shes justa stoopid idoit who cant even spel. Kisa was their and she was looking vary butifel. Hiro smilled at her and gave her a tedy bare. Kisa loved it vary much She huged Hiro and said Thank you hiro I love you so much. And then---
Shigure: For someone who tries to act so grown-up, he sure can't spell.
Hiro: Who asked you, Dog...
Kisa: I'll go on from here, Hiro. ^^
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The pretty sun was out and it wasn't dark anymore. There were pretty birds flying all over the place, chirping. And there were pretty flowers growing up from the pretty ground. And everything was pretty. Kisa Sohma ate a pretty piece of spaghetti ( Kyo: Wtf?!) on a pretty bench next to pretty Hiro.
Hiro: ...pretty..
Kureno: I want to do it now! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
Kisa: Oh, sure, Kureno! Go right ahead! ^^
Kureno: YAY!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
It was a dark and stormy night. (Kisa: But it was sunny!) Something was tickling at Kureno Sohma's mind. Literally. He giggled incontrollably and rolled off the bed he was sleeping in. "BWEE HEE HEE HEE!" he laughed oddly. What was it? This strange tickling sensation?
IT WAS A FEATHER!
That's right, a feather. A feather that would someday behold the doom of the human race. Like on Terminator 3. Oh, that wasn't a feather, was it? Oh well. THIS is.
Kureno yawned and tried to shake the feather out of his head someh----
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?!! A FEATHER?!! WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT?!!
Rin: Quiet, Cat. I'll take over that fic.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Rin came in and removed the feather from Kureno's mind. With ease. Proving how good she is at things like that. ( Kyo: Things like what?!)
Then she left. She headed toward Shigure's house. For she had a plan. A plan that really does exist in the manga. But nobody knows of it except me. But, since you took the time to read my fic, I shall tell it to you. My plan is-----
Momiji: I DIDN'T GET A TURN!!!
Rin: Momiji, you interrupted me. Don't be so rude. ANYWAYS, like I was saying, my ingenius plan is to----
Momiji: THIS IS DUUUUMB!! I WANNA DO IT!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Momiji jumped up and down excitedly. He jumped up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and---
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!
Momiji: But I'm not dooooone.
Rin: But we KNOW what you're going to say next. You're gonna say "up and down and up and down" over and over again next!
Momiji: Nuh-uh. I was gonna say "down and up and down and up" just to reverse it.
Kyo: Oh God.-_-
Hatori: This fic sure isn't going as smoothly as planned. I still think I should be the writer.
Everyone: *starts arguing*
Ritsu: You forgot lil old me.
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One fine day too good for a monkey, Sohma Ritsu who is too worthless to breathe the same air as others and shouldn't be taking up much-needed space in this world with his stupidity and uselessness and---
Kyo: SHUT UP!!!
Ritsu: I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRAGGED IT OUT SO LONG!! I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!! HORRIBLE!!!! GOMEN NASAI!!! I AM THE WORST!!! ABSOLUTELY THE MOST AWFUL CREATION EVER!!! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!! I AM SO USELESS!!! WHOLE FAMILY IS CURSED WITH MY PRESENCE!! I AM SO SORRY I WAS EVER BORN!! ONCE AGAIN, READERS WHO SKIPPED THIS PART BECAUSE THEY FIGURE ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS STUPID RITSU STUFF ARE MISSING OUT ON THE SPECIAL SURPRISE I'M ABOUT TO GIVE OUT!!! HERE READERS HAVE A COOKIE!!! SEE IT DOES PAY TO READ EVERYTHING!!!! GOMEN NASAI!!!! SO USELESS!!! GOMENASAI!!!!GOMEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAASAA----
Shigure: *uses the power of chi* Ta-da!
Ritsu: *goes whoomph*
Val: *climbs in through the bathroom window* I'm heeeeeere! Sorry I was so late, minna-san!
Everyone: *pretends to be asleep*
Val: Aww how cute! *takes this opportunity to cuddle with akito* ^^
Akito: AAUGH!!! *eats val*
Val: Wheeee! Doooooooooooooown the esooooooooooophaaaaaaaguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuSPLAT
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Val: *from within akito's small intestine* I have been turned into chyme and will soon be sent to the bladder. This is fun! Perhaps pancreatic fluids will come in handy for my escape! Review please! Oh, and don't worry, I'll go back to MY writing of the story next chapter. I just felt like doing this for a change..hey, is this soup? ..AW NASTY!!!