"I was avoiding being arrested," she replied, "and I'm going to find a way
out of here!"
"BLOODY HELL THEY TOOK MY NEW SWORD!" Jack yelled looking around him.
A guard yelled, "Shut up in there!"
She walked over to the gate and looked at the who yelled guard," excuse me?" the guard looked at her," you're a very hansom."
The guard replied," Quiet wench!"
Stephanie looked down to the ground and said to herself, "stupid lobster." Then she looked up at him and said, "I'm sorry but I can't help but to admire your muscles, do you work out?"
"Well kind of" the guard said falling into her trap.
"Please let me out so I can admire AND touch you...please?" asked batting her long eyelashes.
"Ok only for a short while and it never happened!" the guard, shaking from her beauty, put the key into the keyhole and let her out.
" You do know who I am right?" she asked innocently.
"Your one beautiful woman that's who you are," he replied nervously but excited.
"Well you've made one hell of a mistake." She grabbed his gun and hit him over the head.
"Didn't want to kill the poor lad?" Jack said as we walked out and looked at the man lying on the ground.
"No he was kinda cute." She said. "Wait have to do something." She pulled up his pants and put his hand in it and pulled out some lipstick she found earlier and put it on his lips, "gotta make him look pretty." She smiled and dragged him inside the cell, shut it, locked it, and walked away.
"How embarrassing, I need to get my sword," Jack said as he looks around for the sword, "there it is," he ran over to a wall and found it hanging. He then noticed there was a gun there and he grabbed it.
They looked over the corner to check for guards, clear so they walked on. They noticed there was two guards standing on watch in front of the gate outside.
"I'll distract them." Stephanie said while she points to her chest. "You stay here and try not to get into trouble...savvy?"
"What do you think I am, a bloody child. I'm a year older than you!" he said trying to keep quiet.
"Well I'm more experienced, so stay boy, stay...good boy, I'll give you a treat later." She slowly opens the door.
"I'll give you a treat," he says with his arms crossed.
She slowly walks out and the guards notice her, "Miss" one of the guards say, "you're not supposed to be in there."
"I was visiting," she replied doing the innocent act again.
"Very well then go on."
The guards turned their backs and Stephanie ran up to them and hit their heads together. They fell to the ground and she ran over to get Jack.
"Jack come on now, here boy," she began to whistle like Jack was some kind of dog.
" Really is that necessary?" Jack asked
"Yes," she replied with a big grin on her face.
"I wish they had a boy," said Jack to himself as he put his head down.
Just in case there were more guards that found the makeup queen inside they began to run until they found a patch of woods, so they ran inside and waited.
"Now I have to go get a new sword. Do we dare go back to town, or go somewhere else?" asked Stephanie.
"Jack do you have to get a sword?" Jack asked looking at her with an attitude.
"Yes, because I have to defend myself." Stephanie replied with her nose up in the air.
"Well if it makes you happy I picked this up at the cell." Jack pulls out the pistol and hands it to her.
"Aw Jack it beautiful, thanks." She replied taking it in her hands and putting it in her sash. " Jack we have to go to Tortuga to...uh...find someone, savvy?"
"Who do you need to find, Exactly?" Jack asked looking at her with suspicion.
"An old friend." She replied with no emotion at all.
"Well we're going to need a ship." Asked Jack.
"That's where you come in," said Stephanie with a big smile on her face.
"Your mean the Pearl?" Jack asked kinda nervous.
"Uh huh." Stephanie said nodding her head.
"Uh oh," Jack said to himself, "Good luck getting it."
"Isn't your dad sailing on it with your mum," Stephanie asked in confusion.
"Uh huh," Jack replied leaning up against a tree with his arms crossed.
"Time to go ship shopping, my favorite kind." Stephanie replied beginning to walk in the direction of Port Royal.
Jerking up, " Um... cant we just go shoe shopping?" Jack asked being a nag again.
Stephanie turned around and said, "No because we have to get to Tortuga a pair of shoes cant get us across the ocean you...you..."
Jack interrupted, "enormously hansom man."
"I think not," Stephanie replied turning back around and kept on walking.
"Fine, you don't have to be so mean!" Jack yelled back at her.
"Yes I do," she yelled back.
Jack ran up to catch up with her. They walked on not saying a word till they got to Port Royal.
"Hmm...I like that one, don't you Jack?" Stephanie asked putting her hand on her chin like she was thinking.
"You have got to be the most craziest woman I ever met, that's the Golden Diamond. Other than the Pearl that's the fastest ship since the Interceptor was sent to Davey Jones Locker." Jack replied.
"Then I want it." Stephanie answered with a big grin.
"This in going to be hard." Jack said putting down his head.
"Come on Jack, look they are setting up to take sail. Have you ever even been on a ship?" she asked tilting her head.
"OF COURCE I HAVE! I WAS BORN ON THE BLACK PEARL YOU...YOU..YOU! WOMAN!" Jack yelled quietly trying not to catch anyone's attention.
"Jeez calm down, they're almost ready." Stephanie jumps up and runs on the ship and pulls out her gun." We're taking over this ship, now if you'd be SSOOO kind to get off. I don't want to shoot anyone."
Jack pulled out his sword and pointed it at them and gave a threatening look.
They all ran off.
"That was easy, It should all be fine till we get to Tortuga." Stephanie said as she mended the sails and began their journey to Tortuga.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Later arriving at Tortuga ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Jack tie up the ship...please," asked Stephanie with a smirk on her face.
"Yes your majesty," Jack replied bowing down.
Jack tied the ship to the dock and they walked through the streets.
"Hey Gregg!" Stephanie yelled to a man standing, and talking to a woman in a dress.
"Stephanie, how the hell are ya?" the wobbly man said smelling of alcohol.
"Fine, have you seen Steve? I have to ...talk to him," Stephanie said winking her eye.
"Right, he's at that bar," Gregg pointed to a bar across the street.
"Thanks Gregg, don't not drink to much," she replied dragging Jack in the direction of the bar.
They walked inside and Stephanie walked over to a man who had two women sitting on his lap.
"STEPHANIE!" the man immediately pushes the girls off his lap, "I missed you."
"Steve?" Stephanie made the innocent look again. "Can I please talk to you?"
"Sure doll face," he replied getting up.
They walk outside and Jack followed them. Then as soon as he made it outside, a loud smacking noise echoed through the air and everything went quiet.
Jack looked to see Steve lying on the ground with a giant red spot on his left cheek.
"Now your going to get what you deserve." Stephanie pulls out her gun and aims it at Steve.
"BLOODY HELL THEY TOOK MY NEW SWORD!" Jack yelled looking around him.
A guard yelled, "Shut up in there!"
She walked over to the gate and looked at the who yelled guard," excuse me?" the guard looked at her," you're a very hansom."
The guard replied," Quiet wench!"
Stephanie looked down to the ground and said to herself, "stupid lobster." Then she looked up at him and said, "I'm sorry but I can't help but to admire your muscles, do you work out?"
"Well kind of" the guard said falling into her trap.
"Please let me out so I can admire AND touch you...please?" asked batting her long eyelashes.
"Ok only for a short while and it never happened!" the guard, shaking from her beauty, put the key into the keyhole and let her out.
" You do know who I am right?" she asked innocently.
"Your one beautiful woman that's who you are," he replied nervously but excited.
"Well you've made one hell of a mistake." She grabbed his gun and hit him over the head.
"Didn't want to kill the poor lad?" Jack said as we walked out and looked at the man lying on the ground.
"No he was kinda cute." She said. "Wait have to do something." She pulled up his pants and put his hand in it and pulled out some lipstick she found earlier and put it on his lips, "gotta make him look pretty." She smiled and dragged him inside the cell, shut it, locked it, and walked away.
"How embarrassing, I need to get my sword," Jack said as he looks around for the sword, "there it is," he ran over to a wall and found it hanging. He then noticed there was a gun there and he grabbed it.
They looked over the corner to check for guards, clear so they walked on. They noticed there was two guards standing on watch in front of the gate outside.
"I'll distract them." Stephanie said while she points to her chest. "You stay here and try not to get into trouble...savvy?"
"What do you think I am, a bloody child. I'm a year older than you!" he said trying to keep quiet.
"Well I'm more experienced, so stay boy, stay...good boy, I'll give you a treat later." She slowly opens the door.
"I'll give you a treat," he says with his arms crossed.
She slowly walks out and the guards notice her, "Miss" one of the guards say, "you're not supposed to be in there."
"I was visiting," she replied doing the innocent act again.
"Very well then go on."
The guards turned their backs and Stephanie ran up to them and hit their heads together. They fell to the ground and she ran over to get Jack.
"Jack come on now, here boy," she began to whistle like Jack was some kind of dog.
" Really is that necessary?" Jack asked
"Yes," she replied with a big grin on her face.
"I wish they had a boy," said Jack to himself as he put his head down.
Just in case there were more guards that found the makeup queen inside they began to run until they found a patch of woods, so they ran inside and waited.
"Now I have to go get a new sword. Do we dare go back to town, or go somewhere else?" asked Stephanie.
"Jack do you have to get a sword?" Jack asked looking at her with an attitude.
"Yes, because I have to defend myself." Stephanie replied with her nose up in the air.
"Well if it makes you happy I picked this up at the cell." Jack pulls out the pistol and hands it to her.
"Aw Jack it beautiful, thanks." She replied taking it in her hands and putting it in her sash. " Jack we have to go to Tortuga to...uh...find someone, savvy?"
"Who do you need to find, Exactly?" Jack asked looking at her with suspicion.
"An old friend." She replied with no emotion at all.
"Well we're going to need a ship." Asked Jack.
"That's where you come in," said Stephanie with a big smile on her face.
"Your mean the Pearl?" Jack asked kinda nervous.
"Uh huh." Stephanie said nodding her head.
"Uh oh," Jack said to himself, "Good luck getting it."
"Isn't your dad sailing on it with your mum," Stephanie asked in confusion.
"Uh huh," Jack replied leaning up against a tree with his arms crossed.
"Time to go ship shopping, my favorite kind." Stephanie replied beginning to walk in the direction of Port Royal.
Jerking up, " Um... cant we just go shoe shopping?" Jack asked being a nag again.
Stephanie turned around and said, "No because we have to get to Tortuga a pair of shoes cant get us across the ocean you...you..."
Jack interrupted, "enormously hansom man."
"I think not," Stephanie replied turning back around and kept on walking.
"Fine, you don't have to be so mean!" Jack yelled back at her.
"Yes I do," she yelled back.
Jack ran up to catch up with her. They walked on not saying a word till they got to Port Royal.
"Hmm...I like that one, don't you Jack?" Stephanie asked putting her hand on her chin like she was thinking.
"You have got to be the most craziest woman I ever met, that's the Golden Diamond. Other than the Pearl that's the fastest ship since the Interceptor was sent to Davey Jones Locker." Jack replied.
"Then I want it." Stephanie answered with a big grin.
"This in going to be hard." Jack said putting down his head.
"Come on Jack, look they are setting up to take sail. Have you ever even been on a ship?" she asked tilting her head.
"OF COURCE I HAVE! I WAS BORN ON THE BLACK PEARL YOU...YOU..YOU! WOMAN!" Jack yelled quietly trying not to catch anyone's attention.
"Jeez calm down, they're almost ready." Stephanie jumps up and runs on the ship and pulls out her gun." We're taking over this ship, now if you'd be SSOOO kind to get off. I don't want to shoot anyone."
Jack pulled out his sword and pointed it at them and gave a threatening look.
They all ran off.
"That was easy, It should all be fine till we get to Tortuga." Stephanie said as she mended the sails and began their journey to Tortuga.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Later arriving at Tortuga ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Jack tie up the ship...please," asked Stephanie with a smirk on her face.
"Yes your majesty," Jack replied bowing down.
Jack tied the ship to the dock and they walked through the streets.
"Hey Gregg!" Stephanie yelled to a man standing, and talking to a woman in a dress.
"Stephanie, how the hell are ya?" the wobbly man said smelling of alcohol.
"Fine, have you seen Steve? I have to ...talk to him," Stephanie said winking her eye.
"Right, he's at that bar," Gregg pointed to a bar across the street.
"Thanks Gregg, don't not drink to much," she replied dragging Jack in the direction of the bar.
They walked inside and Stephanie walked over to a man who had two women sitting on his lap.
"STEPHANIE!" the man immediately pushes the girls off his lap, "I missed you."
"Steve?" Stephanie made the innocent look again. "Can I please talk to you?"
"Sure doll face," he replied getting up.
They walk outside and Jack followed them. Then as soon as he made it outside, a loud smacking noise echoed through the air and everything went quiet.
Jack looked to see Steve lying on the ground with a giant red spot on his left cheek.
"Now your going to get what you deserve." Stephanie pulls out her gun and aims it at Steve.