Felicia: Wooh! Some people actually like this fic! Well, I hope you'll all enjoy this chapter! *passes out pre-sharpened candy canes to everyone so you can either eat them or smite your enemies with them* Oh, and aren't you all happy I'm actually updating a fic? Even though it is one I just started… ^^;;
Disclaimer and Warning: see first chapter please cause I'm too lazy to put it in this chapter too!
Chapter two: A Trap Tripped aka When Baby Deer Attack
Kakashi was getting everything set for his plan to succeed. A tiny wire hidden in the snow under some carefully placed mistletoe, signs leading the way by use of arrows to the spot that our two lonely boys had to be for everything to work out according to plan.
Meanwhile, the two said boys were wondering what the hell was going on with all those signs with arrows on them. Though, they did both follow them since they let their curiosity get the better of them, and it also was possibly because an unknown force with yaoi on the brain was pushing them along to make sure they both got some lovin' this Christmas.
Anyway, once everything was set, the silver haired Jounin hid in a tree with a one end of a wire hidden in snow in his hand. He was more then a bit anxious for the two boys to arrive, so, to pass the time, he pulled out a book (we should all know what kind) and starting to read it, getting a few ideas of things to try later with his still tied to the bed lover.
The dark haired boy and the blonde haired boy had both turned a corner around some trees at the same time (Oh, was Kakashi ever good at planning these type of things!).
"Sasuke!?" Naruto asked, slightly wide eyed.
"Naruto!?" Sasuke asked, slightly wide eyed.
"You're the one that knocked on my door and left the note!?" The two boys asked at the same time.
Both blinked.
"No! It wasn't mean!"
Both blinked again.
"Then who!?"
They both looked around this time, until both caught site of the certain thing hanging above their heads.
"Mistletoe..?" They both asked at the same time.
Unfortunately.. well.. it isn't really unfortunate, but still… before either of the two boys knew what was going on, the conniving Jounin pulled on the wire which had been until that moment, hidden in the snow. The wire was angled just right so that it caused the boy with the lighter hair of the two to trip slightly and fall forward, right against the darker haired boy.
We know what happened.. don't we? Do I really need to say it.. well.. to be nice, I suppose I could..
Lips pressed together as the boys shared their second 'accidental' kiss. Both had similar expressions to the ones they had worn when they had had their first kiss and both jerked back from each other, starring wide eyed at one another.
The well planning Jounin was happily watching the two to see what happened next..
Meanwhile, Iruka was in a bad mood since he was tied to a bed (not that he mind it when his lover was actually there though.. hehe), and because he didn't get to be in this story much yet.
And for sake of a cheap laugh or two, a certain pink haired girl was running through the woods screaming, "Ahh! They're going to eat me!" Now, there are of course a few things that could be chasing her.. but none of you'd expect what's chasing her to be the very scary, completely terrifying, utterly disgusting…. Baby deer! Ahh! The horror! Everyone hide! Run for your lives!
Felicia: Okay! There's the second chapter! It's crappy… isn't it? Ah, Oh well…. Make sure you review! Oh, and let me know, in your reviews, are there any other couples you'd like to see? I'm opened to adding random moments between any het, yuri, or yaoi couple you'd like, if I can think of a way to include them and such. And before I forget, what do you think should happen next in this fic? I do have a few ideas, but I'm opened to any suggestions! Well, Happy Holidays to all of you nice people who are reading my fic! {By the way, I'm waiting until I at least get 10 more reviews before I update.. though, I am going to try and update at least one other of my fics before I update this one again (I'm thinking of updating Points of Authority next, then either That's Forbidden or Kitty Love)}
Note for fanfic writers: If any of you out there would like to enter a fanfiction contest, there's one of my Naruto website Hell Is For Children. It's called the Oh Sensei fanfiction contest, and only one person has entered it so far. I'd really like at least one other person to enter it, so, if you'd be interested, please check it out. Oh, and e-mail me at LimOfFragReality@aol.com to let me know that you want to enter so I won't end the contest before you finish.
Anyway, here's a link to the site: http://www.geocities.com/hell_is_for_children_naruto/enter.html
Final note: If you'd like to know when this fic (or any of my other fics) are updated, join one of my yahoo groups.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LimOfFragReality/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hell_Is_For_Children/
This was written on: 12/25/03
Disclaimer and Warning: see first chapter please cause I'm too lazy to put it in this chapter too!
Chapter two: A Trap Tripped aka When Baby Deer Attack
Kakashi was getting everything set for his plan to succeed. A tiny wire hidden in the snow under some carefully placed mistletoe, signs leading the way by use of arrows to the spot that our two lonely boys had to be for everything to work out according to plan.
Meanwhile, the two said boys were wondering what the hell was going on with all those signs with arrows on them. Though, they did both follow them since they let their curiosity get the better of them, and it also was possibly because an unknown force with yaoi on the brain was pushing them along to make sure they both got some lovin' this Christmas.
Anyway, once everything was set, the silver haired Jounin hid in a tree with a one end of a wire hidden in snow in his hand. He was more then a bit anxious for the two boys to arrive, so, to pass the time, he pulled out a book (we should all know what kind) and starting to read it, getting a few ideas of things to try later with his still tied to the bed lover.
The dark haired boy and the blonde haired boy had both turned a corner around some trees at the same time (Oh, was Kakashi ever good at planning these type of things!).
"Sasuke!?" Naruto asked, slightly wide eyed.
"Naruto!?" Sasuke asked, slightly wide eyed.
"You're the one that knocked on my door and left the note!?" The two boys asked at the same time.
Both blinked.
"No! It wasn't mean!"
Both blinked again.
"Then who!?"
They both looked around this time, until both caught site of the certain thing hanging above their heads.
"Mistletoe..?" They both asked at the same time.
Unfortunately.. well.. it isn't really unfortunate, but still… before either of the two boys knew what was going on, the conniving Jounin pulled on the wire which had been until that moment, hidden in the snow. The wire was angled just right so that it caused the boy with the lighter hair of the two to trip slightly and fall forward, right against the darker haired boy.
We know what happened.. don't we? Do I really need to say it.. well.. to be nice, I suppose I could..
Lips pressed together as the boys shared their second 'accidental' kiss. Both had similar expressions to the ones they had worn when they had had their first kiss and both jerked back from each other, starring wide eyed at one another.
The well planning Jounin was happily watching the two to see what happened next..
Meanwhile, Iruka was in a bad mood since he was tied to a bed (not that he mind it when his lover was actually there though.. hehe), and because he didn't get to be in this story much yet.
And for sake of a cheap laugh or two, a certain pink haired girl was running through the woods screaming, "Ahh! They're going to eat me!" Now, there are of course a few things that could be chasing her.. but none of you'd expect what's chasing her to be the very scary, completely terrifying, utterly disgusting…. Baby deer! Ahh! The horror! Everyone hide! Run for your lives!
Felicia: Okay! There's the second chapter! It's crappy… isn't it? Ah, Oh well…. Make sure you review! Oh, and let me know, in your reviews, are there any other couples you'd like to see? I'm opened to adding random moments between any het, yuri, or yaoi couple you'd like, if I can think of a way to include them and such. And before I forget, what do you think should happen next in this fic? I do have a few ideas, but I'm opened to any suggestions! Well, Happy Holidays to all of you nice people who are reading my fic! {By the way, I'm waiting until I at least get 10 more reviews before I update.. though, I am going to try and update at least one other of my fics before I update this one again (I'm thinking of updating Points of Authority next, then either That's Forbidden or Kitty Love)}
Note for fanfic writers: If any of you out there would like to enter a fanfiction contest, there's one of my Naruto website Hell Is For Children. It's called the Oh Sensei fanfiction contest, and only one person has entered it so far. I'd really like at least one other person to enter it, so, if you'd be interested, please check it out. Oh, and e-mail me at LimOfFragReality@aol.com to let me know that you want to enter so I won't end the contest before you finish.
Anyway, here's a link to the site: http://www.geocities.com/hell_is_for_children_naruto/enter.html
Final note: If you'd like to know when this fic (or any of my other fics) are updated, join one of my yahoo groups.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LimOfFragReality/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hell_Is_For_Children/
This was written on: 12/25/03