Authors Note: Okay, first off I'm sorry I haven't updated in awhile. I have been helping a friend of my family recently. Her husband abandoned her and left with all the money...leaving her with an apartment full of his crap and no money to hire anyone to take it to Buffalo New York. (Damn Bastard…) Anyway I have been helping her move stuff out of her apartment sense she gets kicked out on Friday, so I have had little time to type. Second notice, this chapter is focused on me…in fact its sole purpose is to humiliate me… ^_^ Of course other odd things happen as well…to the Bachlorettes… (BIG WARNING! MENARDI MAKES HER DEBUTE AS A TRUE VILLIAN AND I MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A FOOL! TURN BACK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE HOW LOW I CAN GO!)
Kain: The Bachlorette! Forth installment! Warning this chapter is rated triple H for major humiliation of multiple characters and the author!
Icy Cake: Hi everyone! (Looks around nervously.) Sol's after me right now so I'm going to leave Kain in charge again!
Kain: Why thank you Icy Cake…now the parings for today are…where are the pairings?
KRAKA BOOM!
Kain: -_-; What was that?
Icy Cake: I dunno…
(The room grows really dark.)
Kain: Freaky…
Icy Cake: …Protect me Kain! (Hides behind Kain.)
Kain: From what?
Mystery Thing: GROWL!
Kain: …
Icy Cake: GULP!
Mystery Thing: ~ALL OF YOU SHALL PERISH!~ (A huge, black, ugly tentacled thingy appears in the shadows.)
Icy Cake: OoO! NO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Kain: …
Mystery Thing: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sol: _ GET BACK IN THE WRITERS BLOCK! RIGHT NOW!
Mystery Thing: AWWWWWWWWW…
Sol: NOW!
Mystery Thing: OKAY… (It disappears in a flash of light.)
Icy Cake: OoO! AHHHHHH! SOL'S BACK!
Sol: ^_^ I knew that I would find you here! Sorry bout that…"it" escaped…
Icy Cake: I thought you sealed that thing in a writer's block?
Sol: ^_^; Well…
Kain: What was it?
Sol: My bad ideas for fan fiction…they eventually evolve into a part of that…thing.
Kain: How many different fanfics were in that thing?
Sol: Oh that was only one! Actually it's the only bad fanfic idea I've ever had!
Kain: …
Icy Cake: …
Everyone: …
(Crickets Chirp.)
Sol:_ Now its time for my revenge!
Kain: Uh huh… (Flicks on the light reveling Sol."
Kain: … 0_o? Hehehe…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Icy Cake: Huh? (Looks over Kain's shoulder.) ^_^ OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I thought my eyes deceived me last time! AH Hahahahaha!
Sol: _ SHUT UP!
Icy Cake: Oh this is well worth the torture! Hehehehehehe!
(Sol looks like normal…unless you count the long white tail and cat ears… ^_^; And yes I do hate myself for doing this to myself…but I can't help it. ^_^; I love humiliating myself! Icy Cake will be even better though! Ahhh I'm gonna burn so bad…I can smell my flesh burning!)
Sol: _ Grrrrrrrrrrr…SHUT UP!
Kain: Ahhhh…I think I broke something. Wheeze, wheeze… HAHAHAHAHA!
Icy Cake: Hehehehehe! (Both Kain and Icy Cake are rolling around on the floor laughing their heads off while Sol is turning red with embarrassment… ^_^;)
Sol: Grrrrrr…
Icy Cake: Aww Kitty boy is angry! Hahahahahaha!
Kain: (Hyperventilating.) He…he..he…hahahaha! THUMP! Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze…
Sol: _* TWITCH…TWITCH… _* Grrrrrrrrr…
Icy Cake: What should I call you now? Kitty-Chan? Hehehehehe!
Kain: (Heart has stopped, so he is now legally dead!)
Sol: I'M NOT A CHAN! WE AGREED ON THAT!
Icy Cake: You're younger than me kitty boy! So you're a Chan! KITTY-CHAN! ^_^
Sol: _ THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ICY CAKE!
Icy Cake: Hehehehe…you kill me? You're just a big kitty! (Scratches behind his ears.)
Sol: 0.0; …Wha? Cut it out!
Icy Cake: ^_^ No way! I wanna see if my hypothesis is correct!
Sol: T_T ~Must…not…give…in…~ …purrrrrrrrr…
Icy Cake: Hehehehehe! I was right! Your nothing but a big kitty! ^_^
Kain: (Gets up to see Sol the most horrifying and twisted author on FF.net...purring.)
Kain: BLINK...BLINK O_O? (Rubs eyes.)…AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sol: Shut up Kain!
Kain: Gasp, gasp…okay Sol are you gonna do the reviews or am I?
Sol: Purrr…huh? Oh the reviews! I'll do em!
Reviewers: …A guy with a tail is gonna answer our reviews?
Sol: (Twitch…Twitch…) I suggest you be quite! (Clears his throat.) I AM THE AUTHOR AFTER ALL! …Now on with the reviews!
Kairi Flamebreeze…wow your review was shorter than Enigmas! Congratulations you are the newest holder of the shortest review! …For some reason I feel like I shocked you…anyway I have made a medal for the shortest reviewer! Here it is! I present you with the medal of @= …nice, huh? ^_^ Few know what it really stands for…
Icy Cake… (Glares at Icy Cake) One of these days I'm gonna hurt you…
Tifa-Carbuncle…Oh…I'm really sorry you lost someone close to you…I have as well. But as they say laughter is the best medicine and I'm glad my fic made you happy!
Shadowthewindadept…in case you haven't noticed Ivan is also quite dead…until I resurrect the little brat again… -_-;
Enigma…Hey you're right! This pain medication is working wonders! Why else would I have this? (Holds up tail.) ^_^ Actually it's a mixture of painkillers, sugar and my own warped sense of humor. ^_^ Check out my guide at the end of the chapter
Sol: Okay that's all the reviews! ^_^ By the way I want to thank everyone who's reviewed! You have made me a very happy man!
Kain: Cat.
Sol: Shut up or I'll kill you sooner than I promised!
Kain: …
Sol: (Turns to Icy Cake.) Now to take care of some unfinished business! ^_^
Icy Cake: Please forgive me!
Sol: …You tortured me, humiliated me, and you turned me into a big cat…and you want me to forgive you?
Icy Cake: Pleeeease? (Gives Sol puppy dog eyes.)
Sol: -_- …Damn you…fine I won't hurt you…yet…
Icy Cake: Thank you! ^_^ You're a good kitty!
Sol: _* I'M NOT A KITTY! I'M A FANFICTION AUTHOR! AND I'M THE HOST OF THIS SHOW! (Thrashes tail.)
Icy Cake: Actually no animals on the set! (Points at a sign that says "No Pets.")
Sol: _ I'M NOT AN ANIMAL! AND I MOST CERTANILY NOT ANYONES PET! I AM SOL SABRE! THE BEST FANFICTION AUTHOR EVER!
Icy Cake: Yeah right, you misspelled the title of the last chapter!
Sol: …
Icy Cake: ^_^
Sol: Would it kill you to be nice to me! Just once?
Icy Cake: No…but your so funny when your angry! ^_^
Sol: -_-; (Pulls out a piece of paper.) Here are today's pairings…you two handle the show…I need to find a way to reverse this transformation…
Kain: Speaking of that…why didn't you turn into a girl Sol?
Sol: (Shrugs.)
Icy Cake: I think he's hiding something!
Sol: I'm not hiding anything…now I'm gonna try to fix this problem… (Sol warps away.)
Kain: -_-; Alright…the pairings for today are… (Looks at paper.) Babi and Jenna, Mia and Menardi and Sheba and Felix.
Everyone: …
Kain: Alright get Jenna out of Kraden's Bungalow Icy Cake, I'll go get Babi!
Icy Cake: You want ME to go to Kradens!?
Kain: Yes!
Icy Cake: But I don't want to!
(Sol reappears.)
Sol: Do it or I will make you feel immense PAIN! (Warps away…again.)
Icy Cake: Fine… (Pulls out flamethrower.)
Kain: 0.o?
Icy Cake: If he comes near me I'm gonna torch him!
Kain: -_-; Fine…
(Kradens Bungalow)
(Icy Cake is dressed in black camouflage gear…think James bond here…)
Icy Cake: How will I get in there?
Sol: You could knock on the door!
Icy Cake: AHHHHHH! (Glares at Sol.) Don't do that!
Sol: ^_^ just do what I do! (Walks up to the door and knocks on it.)
(Kraden opens the door.)
Kraden: 0_0! A NEKO! Wait right here!
Sol: Sure, bring Jenna and Picard with you.
(Kraden goes back inside a look of excitement on his face.)
Icy Cake: Hey Sol, remember Garo in GS The Lost Age?
Sol: Yeah…OH SHI… (Kraden opens the door and grabs Sol.)
Kraden: I've always wanted to study a Neko!
(Sol is frantically trying to get away.)
Sol: HELP! (Gets dragged inside…Jenna gets thrown out along with Picard and the door slams shut.)
Jenna: Did Kraden just drag a guy with a tail into his Bungalow?
Icy Cake: -_-; You didn't see anything…now come with me, the show's starting.
Jenna: Okay!
(The Freezer)
Kain: So this is the freezer… (Opens Babi's coffin.)
Babi: …
Kain: …
Babi: I'M NOT DEAD!
Kain: …We can fix that! (Takes out a pillow and puts it over Babi's face.)
Babi: MURPH! MURPH! Wheeze…gasp… …
Babi: …
Kain: ^_^ One problem fixed! Hehehe…
Police Man: Did you just murder that man?
Kain: Uh…no he was already dead!
Police Man: I don't believe you! Hands up!
Kain: …(Draws sword.)
Sol: This scene has been removed for lots of violence…I really don't hate the police or anything. It's just that Kain doesn't seem to care about that sort of thing…
Kain: Sol! Hand me a mop and bucket!
Sol: -_-; Just pretend you didn't hear that…
Kain: Actually if you give me a hose I think I can get some of this off the walls!
Sol: -_-; (Hands Kain a fire hose.)
Kain: Aren't you supposed to be at Kraden's?
Sol: …%#$@ your right…damn a plot hole… Um…I am actually the author's stunt double! Watch! (Wraps tail in oil soaked cloth and sets himself on fire.)
Sol: ARGH! AHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
Kain: … -_-; (Picks up coffin and warps away.)
Sol: AHHHHHHHHHH! (Grabs hose and sets himself out.)
Sol: Whew…back to Kradens… (Looks at you.) Uh…I mean…I'm going to make another random appearance! (Warps away.)
(The Fancy Room)
(Felix, Sheba, Mia and Menardi are waiting for Kain and Icy Cake to return.)
Felix: This is boring…
Sheba: … ^_^
Felix: Shut up…you have nothing to say, so stop taking up space! The author doesn't want to waste his time with you!
Sheba: T_T
Mia: Does anyone know the pairings?
Menardi: I know whom I'm with! (Looks at Mia.)
Mia: 0_o? Ummm…
Felix: Here comes Icy Cake!
(Icy Cake walks in with Jenna and female Picard behind her.)
Icy Cake: Hi everyone!
Everyone: Hi!
(Kain appears and drops Babi's coffin on the floor.)
Kain: Has anyone seen Sol…the real one?
Icy Cake: He's visiting Kraden…
Kain: 0_o; …Take care of the show, I'm going to Kradens.
Icy Cake: Why?
Kain: …Either I go or you go.
Icy Cake: _* YOUR TURN!
Kain: Of course! (Warps away.)
Icy Cake: The parings are Jenna and Babi, Mia and Menardi and Sheba and Felix!
Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Icy Cake: Jenna you need to spend a romantic evening with Babi…I suggest you spend it in the freezer or he'll start to smell funny.
Jenna: (Pokes Babi's body with a stick.) Ewwwwwww!
Icy Cake: Mia…you might just want to run away as fast as possible.
Mia: RIGHT! (Runs away.)
Menardi: Get back here cutie! (Runs after Mia.)
Icy Cake: Sheba, Felix you get to spend your evening tormenting Bill Gates together!
Felix: What!?
Icy Cake: Sol hates Windows…so you two get the privilege of tormenting Bill Gates and the Microsoft Corporation!
Sheba: ^_^
Felix: Alright!
Icy Cake: Alright everyone! Get going!
(Kraden's Bungalow)
(Kain arrives at Kraden Bungalow to find it burning…Sol is in front of the building…slightly scorched.)
Kain: ^_^ What happened kitty boy?
Sol: (Shudders) He tried to…never mind…
Kain: ^_^ Hehehe…
Sol: (Shudders)
Kain: The show has started, you better find a way to reverse that transformation!
Sol: I KNOW THAT!
Kain: Where is Kraden?
Sol: I disposed of him.
Kain: ^_^ What happened? Get to good of a look at you?
Sol: I don't know what you're talking about!
Kain: Hehehe…
Sol: …I'm leaving! (Warps away.)
Kain: I bet my ship that HE is not really a HE… ^_^
(The Freezer)
Jenna: This is boring!
Babi: Murph!
Jenna: Huh? (Opens coffin and pulls the pillow off Babi's face.)
Jenna: Oh! A pillow! (Closes the coffin and lays down next to it, shivering.)
Coffin: I AM BABI! RULER OF TOLBI HEAR ME ROAR!
Jenna: 0_o?
Babi: Let me out!
Jenna: …
Babi: NOW!
Jenna: …I hear dead people… COOL! Maybe I can make a lot of money!
Babi: Let me out! (Starts slamming on the coffin door.)
Jenna: SHUT UP! (Uses Cycle Beam on the coffin.)
Babi: SIZZLE
Jenna: ^_^
(Random Place)
Mia: ~Just gotta keep running!~
Menardi: GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU!
Mia: (Trips on a rock.) Ahhhhhh!
Menardi: Hehehe…you're mine!
Mia: (Pulls an envelope from her purse and throws it at Menardi.)
POOF!
Menardi: …What was that?
Mia: O.O; (Menardi is what she's always wanted to be…a man! Think Agatio with long blond hair and a dress…scary thought, huh? My mind feels violated just thinking about it… ^_^; I'm a sick little boy…)
Menardi: THANK YOU MIA! I'll LOVE YOU FOREVER! (Hugs Mia really, really hard.)
Mia: x_x
(Home of Bill Gates)
Felix: What do we do?
Sheba: ^_^ (Pulls out a floppy disk labeled "Death to Windows Virus, do not use unless you hate Windows...")
Felix: ^_^
Sheba: … … !
Felix: Lets go inside and spread this to every Windows system on earth!
(They sneak inside and Sheba sits down at a computer and begins to download the virus.)
Sheba: ^_^
Felix: This is fun!
Bill Gates: What are you doing!?
Felix: Ummm…it's an update for Windows!
Bill Gates: Fools! That's a virus! Prepare to face my most powerful creation Windows XP Millennium 3000 Special Edition!
(A huge robot thingy walks in…its utterly lame just like this fanfic! ^_^)
Felix: Sheba, download it into that robot!
Sheba: ^_^
WXPM3000SP- PREPARE TO BE VIOLATED.
Felix: 0_o?
Sheba: 0_o;
Bill Gates: _! Damn it! I told them to say annihilated not violated!
Felix: Hurry Sheba! I don't want to be violated by that robot!
Sheba: ^_^
Felix: Its done?
WXPM3000SP- WINDOWS HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN…
(WXPM3000SP falls to the ground.)
Felix: Yay!
Bill Gates: NOOOOOOOOO! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
Felix: No.
Bill Gates: Windows operates almost every computer on the planet!
Felix: So? OH SHI…
BEEP!
WINDOWS HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN…YOU HAVE BEEN SCREWED SOL… HAVE A NICE DAY!
Sol: Damn it… %#$#^%# piece of $#!*!
Computer: Ha! You're screwed buddy! Buy the new Windows update for 200 dollars to remedy this problem!
Sol: _* (Hits computer with a hammer.)
Computer: OUCH! WINDOWS HAS RESTARTED…can't even take a @%^&*^! joke!
Sol: Whew…
Computer: YOUR HARD DRIVE HAS BEEN WIPED…
Sol: RAWRG! (Pulls out a shotgun.)
Sol: DIE! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
~We interrupt this interruption to return you to the Bachlorette! The best fanfic ever to grace fan fiction net!~
(Bill Gates Home)
Felix: What happened?
Sheba: Windows failed and the author stopped typing!
Felix: Your supposed to be mute!
Sheba: Once the author notices that I'm talking he'll shut me up but until then I can talk!
Felix: -_-;
Sheba: Felix…I just wanted to tell you that I lo…
Sol: Huh!? (Click!) ^_^
Sheba: _ !!!
Felix: Thanks Sol!
Sol: Whatever…hey on your way back pick me up a carton of milk and a can of tuna!
Felix: 0_o?
Sheba: 0_o?
Sol: JUST DO IT!
Felix: Right…
Bill Gates: What about me?
Sol: Oh yeah! (Moves cursor over Bill Gates.)
Bill Gates: WHAT!? NOOO!
Sol: (Highlights Bill Gates and presses delete.)
Bill Gates: NOOO! ARGH! (Bill Gates has been deleted.)
Sol: Hehe… ^_^ That was fun! Maybe I'll do AOL next time!
(The Freezer)
Jenna: SOOOOO BOOORRRREEEDDDD…
Babi: Jump in the coffin and we can keep each other entertained!
Jenna: 0.o; EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Babi: Its warm.
Jenna: OKAY! (Jumps into coffin.)
Babi: YAY!
Jenna: …I can't believe I'm in here with an old dead man…
Babi: I'm not dead!
Jenna: 0.o That's even worse!
Babi: That hurt!
Jenna: … -_-;
(The Fancy Room)
Icy Cake: HEY SOL! GET DOWN HERE!
Sol: (Warps down.) What is it now? I'm trying to reverse this!
Icy Cake: ^_^ Oh but don't you like it!?
Sol: If you're trying to embarrass me its not gonna work! (Coughs.)
Icy Cake: Oh? Is Kitty-Chan sick?
Sol: Don't call me that! And yes I'm a little sick…
Icy Cake: We need to take you to the hospital so you can type the next chapter!
Sol: There is no way I'm going to a hospital like this!
Icy Cake: …I know just the place! (Grabs Sol and warps away.)
(They appear in front of a big white building.)
Icy Cake: We're here!
Sol: How did you do that!?
Icy Cake: Oh…warp? Author powers of course!
Sol: But I'm the author! You shouldn't be able to do anything in my fic!
Icy Cake: I bend the rules…now come on!
So: (Looks at sign.) OoO! THE VET OFFICE! LET ME GO!
Icy Cake: Nope, you need a check up!
Sol: NOOOO! (Gets dragged into vet's office.)
Vet: Hi, what have we here?
Icy Cake: Umm…he's an author kitty! Cute isn't he!?
Sol: Grrrrrr…
Icy Cake: He's kinda temperamental.
Vet: Uh huh…he's a little odd, but I think we have the tools we need.
Sol: ~TOOLS!?~
Icy Cake: Just fix him up as quickly as possible! I'll wait out here!
Vet: Yep! (Pulls out a leash and wraps it around Sol's neck.)
Sol: O.O! ~I can't get away!~
Vet: Come on cat! Hey what's his name!?
Icy Cake: ^_^ Kitty Chan!
Vet: Alright come on Kitty Chan!
Sol: ~I swear that she we feel my wrath next chapter!~
(In the vet's examination room)
Vet: Okay first we take your temperature! (Pulls out a thermometer.)
Sol: (On the examination table.) ~I can deal with that.~
Vet: Of course it's going in the back door! (Starts to put whatever they use to lubricate those things on it.)
Sol: OoO! NO WAY! (Jumps off table and hides behind it… And don't call me a chicken! You would to if some guy came after YOU with a thermometer!)
Vet: 0.o? It speaks?
Sol: You are not violating me with that thermometer!
Vet: …Usually my patients don't argue with me…
Sol: _ I'M NOT A PATIENT! I'M THE AUTHOR OF THIS FIC!
Vet: You are my patient now bend over!
Sol: Not in your damned life!
Vet: (Pulls out tranquilizer gun and shoots Sol.)
Sol: That's…unfair… THUMP!
Vet: Okay! Now we're making progress!
Sol: O.O!
(A little while later.)
Vet: Ma'am.
Icy Cake: Yes?
Vet: Here's your kitty!
Sol: T_T;;;
Vet: He gave me a little trouble but I took his temperature and he'll be fine!
Icy Cake: 0_o!? Temperature!? Hehehehehe…
Sol: Eat your friggin heart out Icy Cake!
Icy Cake: ^_^
Vet: By the way…you should really have him fixed! We're offering fifty percent off on all neutering operations!
Sol: O.O!
Icy Cake: Really? (Glances at Sol.)
Sol: If you even dare!
Icy Cake: ^_^;I think that he has had enough for today.
Vet: Of course…have a nice day!
Icy Cake: ^_^ Oh don't worry about that! (Walks out of Vets office with Sol on a leash.)
Sol: If you don't let go of that leash I'm gonna strangle you with it!
Icy Cake: Hehe… (Unlatches leash.)
Sol: If you tell anyone about this, I am gonna hurt you!
Icy Cake: But everyone reading this knows already!
Sol: O.O! HOLY (Place your 4 letter word of choice here!) YOUR RIGHT!
Icy Cake: ^_^
Sol: Grrrrrrrrrrr…
Icy Cake: Awwww…isn't he cute when he's angry!?
Sol: I'm going to fix this right now! POOF!
Icy Cake: Your still a big cat…O.O!?
Sol: I feel funny…
Icy Cake: (Insert a very evil grin here.)
Sol: (Looks down.) AGH! (If you really don't know what has happened you need someone to check your IQ…)
Icy Cake: ^_^;
Sol: POOF!
Sol: Much better…
Icy Cake: Aww…I didn't get to take a picture! DAMN IT!
Sol: …I hate you.
Icy Cake: ^_^
Sol: Ahhh…that special warm tingly feeling of superiority over everything has returned! …Not to mention I got my awesome aura back!
Icy Cake: Aura!? What's that?
Sol: The thing that acts as a female magnet.
Icy Cake: You? Attract women!? Yeah right!
Sol: Watch! (Leans against a wall looking casual.)
Icy Cake: …
Random Females: LOOK AT HIM! (Run over and surround Sol.)
Random Female: I love a man with a BIG tail!
Sol: ^_^; See!?
Icy Cake: -_-;
Sol: Doesn't seem to work on all females though! ^_^ Can't imagine why!
Icy Cake: Cause not all females are weak minded like them!
Sol: Pah! They're only an example! Anyway I'm going to fix this problem once and for all! (Sol warps away. All the girls leave except for Icy Cake)
Kain: Damn I lost my ship…
Icy Cake: -_-; Damn, I lost twenty bucks…
Kain: Draw?
Icy Cake: Sure!
Kain: Good! (Warps away.)
Icy Cake: ... (Warps away.)
(The Fancy Room)
Kain: Alright, everyone's back now!
Jenna: Yep!
Babi: Uh huh!
Felix & Sheba: … (Staring at male Menardi.)
Menardi: I feel like a man! WOOT!
Mia: …Will you let go of me!?
Menardi: Nope!
Icy Cake: Great, we can end this chapter!
Sol: Yep! (Walks in…by the way he's not a big cat anymore! I think I humiliated myself more than enough for awhile! ^_^;)
(Everyone stares at him.)
Sol: (Leans against wall.)
Jenna, Mia. Sheba and Menardi: MAN! (Grab and squeeze Sol really hard.)
Sol: x_x; (I wouldn't be so disgusted if a big Agatio rip off with long blond hair wasn't hugging me…)
Icy Cake: -_-;
Sol: (Gets the girls and one awful looking man off of him.) Did everyone kiss?
Everyone: Yep!
Sol: Menardi kissed Mia…that's just nasty…anyway who should go today!? I forgot to ask last chapter as well so the choices are Felix, Picard and Ivan from chapter 3. And Felix, Babi and Menardi from chapter 4! Make your pick when you review please!
Kain: Now for the behind the scenes look at the Bachlorette!
(Coffee Room)
(Everyone's in the coffee room.)
Agatio: You look like me! (Pointing at Menardi.)
Menardi: Do I really? Nasty!
Agatio: -_-;
Ivan: (Squish sounds.)
Kain: STOMP! (Ivan is very x_x now.) Anyway what's up next chapter Sol?
Sol: I dunno…my painkillers are almost gone…
Icy Cake: …
Sol: Writers block…
Everyone: YAY! VACATION!
Sol: ^_^ Yep! I'm gonna work on some of my other fics until inspiration hits me!
Kain: …Alright…update "The Final Trial!"
Sol: Of course…by the way readers I thought I'd tell you how to come up with a plot for any story! So here's how I come up with my stories!
A: Pain Killers! These work wonders! Even if they do make you sleepy! Open mouth surgery helps too!
B: Sugar! Caffeine! Sugar! Once your mind goes into overdrive you won't have any problems!
C: Twisted/sick mind… I really don't think I need to explain this. Look at me! That's enough of an explanation!
D: Love of kinky stuff! Yes, I love kinky and surprising themes! This explains the cat thing! Kinky, no?
E: Random inspiration! Ah yes…an idea hits you all of a sudden for no reason at all…one of my favorites!
F: Be willing to lower yourself to my level! As it says lower yourself to my level! Just don't go any lower…that's uncharted territory!
Sol: Okay that's it! Finally if you have any suggestions for an event in oncoming chapters email me! I've been so busy that I'm having trouble thinking of funny stuff…schools coming up so I have less time to spend on things like that… T_T
Kain: He's just making up excuses!
Sol: SHUT UP!
Sol: Anyway…all characters will be humiliated! Including Icy Cake and Kain! So whom should I humiliate next from the shows host? (Don't you dare say me! I took at thermometer for you people already…that's more than enough!) So who is next? Kain or Icy Cake?