(Very insane, weird, odd and possibly debilitating to those of you that actually use your brain. If you require your brain to perform complex task, such as tying your shoes, performing dangerous stunts, ect. You probably should not read any further…for your own safety of course.)
KAIN'S HALLOWEEN PARTY!
Warning this fic may turn you into a mindless vegetable.
…I'm not lying…look…I need help; this fic is proof of that, now if you want to remain a sane and normal member of society read no further!
…Well…don't say I didn't warn you… ^___________^;
(It's a dark cold night at Kain's house, a nice little place, painted black…you can tell it's Kain's because the front yard is littered with body parts and…other…things, and a ebony fountain is shooting blood into the air… -_- And the plate of his black Jaguar says "killdem…the bumper sticker says "I will eat your heart out!"
(Inside Kain's house)
Sol: (Leaning against the wall…which is adorned with various torture devices) Eh…when will this thing start Kain?
(Kain is making punch…err…out of…bad things…there's an ear floating in it. –The ear is copyright of Shadowthewindadept! ^_~- )
Kain: As soon as the guest arrive! Hey where's your costume? Where is Icy Cake?
Sol: Costume…eh… O.O!? Shoot! I forgot to pick up Icy Cake! She's gonna kill me! I promised I'd bring her here…since she has trouble using her author powers… I'll be back soon! Be good! (Runs out the door.)
Kain: Hehehe…good…now I can get into my costume…and I have this place all to myself! ^_^
CRACK! SNAP! ARGH!
Kain: Meh…need to work on the doorbell again…scream needs to go up an octave. (Opens door, Kairi and Shadowthewindadept are at the door. Shadow is Samurai man…nothing impressive; Kairi is Gothic babe…that explains a lot, eh? ^_^)
Kairi&Shadow: We're here! (They step into the doorway.)
Kain: _ Dammit! SLAM! (Slams the door in their faces.)
(Outside.)
Kairi: THAT FREAK! I'LL KILL HIM! (She's actually clawing at the door… -_-;)
Shadow: I tink he boke my nosg! T_T (Is in severe pain)
Kairi: What? (Stops clawing the door)
Shadow: He boke my nosg!
Kairi: Stop talking funny! (Hits Shadow in the face)
CRUNCH!
Shadow: ARGH! YOU BOKE MY NOSG AGIN!
Kairi: Oh…he broke your nose…
Shadow: YETH! _
Kairi: It's just a bit of broken cartilage… _ (Pounds on door.) OPEN UP KAIN!
Kain: (From other side of door) Why should I?
Kairi: CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'll KILL YOU!
Kain: Ha! Go ahead and try gothic girl!
Kairi: _ (Turns into her Kawaii demon form!)
Sol: Awwwwwwwww! Kawaii! (Hugs demon Kairi)
Kairi: The hell? O.o
Kain: Is that Sol? You just left! _
Sol: Saw Kairi on my way down the street! KAWAII! (Hugs Kairi tighter, also Kawaii means "cute" in Japanese.)
Kairi: _ DIE! (Begins to glow)
Sol: Err…I am so out of here! (Warps away)
Shadow: O.O!? (Dives behind a car.)
(5 seconds later)
(Kain's house, The neighborhood it's in, and everything else in a three miles radius has been vaporized.)
Kairi: (Is gothic girl again) DAMN IT! SOL GOT AWAY! _ (Looks at rubble around her, Kain is no where to be seen)) HE'S DEAD! YES! (Pumps fist in the air.)
Kain: (Rises from the rubble of his house.) No I'm not!
Kairi: &^#%! _ %@*!&^% Censor!
Kain: Meh…now where will I hold the party? Huh? (Bus drives up to the house…or what was the house. The door opens and a dice rolls out.)
Dice: Thanks for the lift! Now where am I?
Kairi: A dice? (Pokes it with Shadows corpse…Kain's car didn't really protect him very well…and the license plate is lodged in his @$$…)
Dice: Hey! Knock it off!
Kain: …Costume… (Starts looking trough rubble for his costume.)
Kairi: I HATE DICE! AND GAMES! AND HAPPY THINGS! DIE! (Attacks dice.)
Dice: WAUGH! GET AWAY!
Shadow: x_x
Kairi: DIE! DIE! DIE! ALL HAPPY THINGS MUST DIE! (Using Shadow as a club.)
Shadow: WHAP! X_x WHAP! x_X WHAP! x_x WHAP! X_X
Kain: And she says she is not a Goth…right…ah ha! (Pulls some smoldering cloths from the rubble.)
Shadow: What…is…that? (Near death)
Kain: My costume! Watch as I become… BOOM! (Insert fireworks and red mist here.) Michael Myers! The creepy dude from the Halloween movies! ^_^ (Is dressed as Michael Myers)
Shadow: O.O!? (Begins to crawl away.)
Kairi: (Stops chasing the dice) Michael Myers! Can I have your autograph!?
Kain: ^_^ No.
Kairi: But you're my hero!
Kain: I bet that you are blond underneath that black dye…
Kairi: KAIN!? I'D KNOW THAT VOICE ANYWHERE! HOW DARE YOU!?
Kain: ^_^ Hehehe…
Voice: I SAID NO BLOND JOKES! (Girl dressed in green walks up she looks like Saria from the Legend of Zelda Orcania of time.)
Kain: …Who are you?
Girl: I am Dreamie! Ya know! From the forum!? . Anyway Sol was not supposed to do any more blond jokes…
Kain: …I made that joke.
Dreamie: _ DIE! (Punches Kain.)
Kain: Hehehehe…that tickled! ^_^
Dreamie: T_T I suck…
Kain: Yup! (Has anyone here noticed that every girl I meet gets insulted and offended by me? Well…excluding Icy Cake, but that's not the point. -_-; I suck…)
(Behind the rubble.)
Dice: Whew… (Rolls over to shadow.) Hey! Buddy! Roll me!
Shadow: Uh…okay… (Rolls the dice, he gets a six.)
Shadow: Now what?
Dice: Awww to bad, you rolled an unlucky number…
Shadow: So?
Dice: DIE! WHAM! SPLAT! CRUNCH!
Shadow: X_X
Dice: This was such a good idea…where's the party?
Kain: Uh…vaporized… ^_^ I know! Let's go over to Sol's place!
Kairi: Sol has a house of his own!?
Kain: Nah…he just hangs out there! Lets go! (Writes a note.) Everyone will meet us there!
(Kain's note says
Dear peoples that actually wanted to come to the party, it's not here. Kairi the mean lady vaporized the whole neighborhood, the party will be held at Sol's pad, meet us there.
PS: If you don't show up…I want you all to know…that I know where you live…
Sincerely, Kain.
(Sol's place.)
(Sol's place is a large, luxurious apartment…however it has absolutely nothing it, cept for a table, some chairs, a couch, a TV and a few video game systems…oh yeah! A computer too!)
Kairi: Whew…nice place…I never knew Sol had a place of his own…
Kain: ^_^ He doesn't, he just wishes that he did…this is a plot device, anyway this place wont be so nice and neat for long… (Pulls a coffin out of his pocket.)
Kairi: How the…
Kain: ^_^ Hehehe…just a decoration… (Pulls out plastic garbage bag filled with…something.
Shadow: What's that?
Kain: ^_^ Your old body from chapter 5… ^_^ I saved it for the party. (Doorbell rings.) Hmmm…Ah! My special guest!
Everyone: ?
Kain: (Opens the door.)
Hannibal: Good evening…
Kain: It's Hannibal the cannibal! I am your greatest fan! Here have a cookie!
Hannibal: Munch, munch, munch…hmmm…
Kain: … ~He better like it or…~ (Is caressing the handle of his Katana) ^_^; So?
Hannibal: These are the best cookies I have had in a long time…have any wine as well Mr…
Kain: Kain.
Hannibal: Ah…Kain. Do you have any wine…some fresh meat by any chance?
Kain: No wine…fresh meat? Of course… (Points at Kairi.) Doesn't get much fresher than that! ^_^
Kairi: WHAT!?
Hannibal: Mmmm…Goths tend to be rather stringy…
Kairi: _
Kain: Yeah, so I've heard. If you wait a while I'm sure we could find someone worthy of your taste though! (Glances at Dreamie.)
Dreamie: O.O!? (Hides under a table.)
Kairi: ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT WORTHY OF BEING EATEN BY A CANNABLE!?
Kain&Hannibal: Yes.
Kairi: I AM! _
Hannibal: She has quite the temper…alas I must go! Mind if I take some of your cookies with me?
Kain: Of course! They're on the house! Come back later and maybe someone suitable of your greatness will be here!
Hannibal: Of course…(Grabs cookies.) Now then…where are you Clarice? (Walks out the door.)
Kain: YES! HANNABLE LECTER KNOWS MY NAME! (Pumps fist in the air.)
Kairi: I don't see what's so great about him…
Kain: He eats people, skins them alive! Makes them swallow their own tongue! Causes immense pain and suffering! HOW COULD HE NOT BE GREAT!?
Dreamie: …I am never coming to one of these parties again…
Ding! Dong!
Kain: What a crappy doorbell…come in!
(Door opens and a whole crowd of people flood into the room.)
King Arthur: Nice place…
Pac man: I AM HUNGRY!
Catholic Priest: Where are the little boys? I MUST HAVE MY LITTLE BOYS!
Everyone: …Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :P
Catholic Priest: …I did not say anything…
Spawn: You sick man…
Catholic Priest: Speak for yourself demon…
Spawn: Is that a challenge!?
Catholic Priest: Yes! DIE! (Pulls out a crucifix.)
Spawn: HISSSSSSSSSSS! (Makes a warding gesture.) Keep it away! It burns us! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Priest: …Whatever…
Glider: BLAM! (Fires off a gun.)
Everyone: … AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Running around in panic.)
Glider: They're fake! See? (Aims at Shadow.) BLAM!
Shadow: X_X
Everyone: …
Kairi: (Pokes Shadow with a stick.)
Glider: Uh… (Hides the gun.)
Kain: WHO THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!?
Glider: I am Kevin C…
Priest: Enigma.
Dice: Tiger.
King Arthur: PGS.
Spawn: DeepCoiler…Kain I am your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph!?
Kain: I have a fan? (In shock.) Uh…okay. Need some ink though...ahh! (Dips pen in Shadows…uh…bodily fluids.) Here ya go! (Hands DeepCoiler an autograph.)
DeepCoiler: ^_^ Yes!
Kain: Hmmm…lets start the party then…BOOZE FOR EVERYONE! (Hands out drinks.)
Everyone: Yay! ^_^
(Half an hour into the party.)
Everyone: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…
Kain: Light weights… (Downs his fiftieth shot of booze)
Kairi: Pass me another! Hic! ^_^
Shadow: Here! Here! (Has a pair of boxers on his head…don't ask who they belong to…you probably don't want to know…)
Kairi: Hi! ^_^ (Sits in Kain's lap) Anyone ever tell you… Hic! That you're… Hic! Cute Kainy?
Kain: …Anyone ever tell you how much booze you should and should not drink? (Pushes Kairi off his lap)
THUMP! (Pretty heavy for a girl, eh? ^_^)
(Doors opens, Sol and Icy Cake walk in.)
Sol: (Jaw drops.) What the…
Icy Cake: Anyway you said it's in the bedroom and… (See's everyone) What…
Sol: Well…I…uh…why the hell are you guys even here? I thought the party was at your place Kain!?
Kain: Kairi vaporized it…say…why are you guys here anyway?
Sol: (Blushing) We Just stopping by to pick up our costumes…
Kain: ^_^ Oh really…why is Icy Cake's costume here?
Sol: (Blushing) It just is!
Icy Cake: (Blushing) Yeah! Sol picked it up for me…
Kain: ^_^ You're blushing…hehehe…
Sol&Icy Cake: (Both very red) We just stopped to pick up our costumes!
Kain: Sure you did…
Icy Cake: Where are they anyway Sol?
Sol: Upstairs closet…I'll get em… _ GET YOUR DRUNKEN @$$ OFF MY FLOOR! (Kicks Shadow and Kairi.)
Kairi: Whasha? (Drools)
Shadow: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…
Sol: _ (Stomps upstairs.)
Icy Cake: …I have just the thing to wake them up! (Pulls out a bottle) Super duper Hangover maker 5000! Amplifies headaches caused by Hangovers by thousands of times! ^_^ (Pours it into everyone's mouths.)
(5 minutes later…everyone is screaming in intense pain as their minds are torn to bits by convulsive headaches.)
Kain: Damn…I should have brought my tape recorder… T-T I should be recording this! It's beautiful!
Sol: (Comes downstairs) Here's your costume Icy Cake! ^_^ (Hands her a parcel.)
Icy Cake: Thanks! ^-^ I'll be back in a minute! (Goes into a vacant room, and slams the door shut.)
Kain: What's you costume again?
Sol: This! (Is dressed in what he's usually dressed in) Nothing new…I never really enjoyed Halloween…besides if I REALLY wanted to be something all I need to do is use my author powers! ^_~
Kain: Hmmm…
SREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! YOU PERVERT! GET OUT!
Sol: ?
Kain: ?
Tiger: WAHHHHHH! I DIDN'T MEAN TO ICY CAKE! STOP HURTING ME! ARGH!
(Silence)
Sol: -_-; (Walks into the room.) Icy Cake? What's going on in here…
Icy Cake: PERVERT! WHAM! (Sol is launched out of the room like a friggin rocket.)
Sol: AHHHHHH! CRASH! (Goes through a window.) …THUMP!
Icy Cake: (Come out dressed in Ninja gear.) Sol? (Looks out window.) Oh…oppsies…I thought you were Tiger… ^_^; (Puts her katana over her shoulder) This is my costume! What da ya think Kain?
Kain: ^_^ It's nice…however you still look like crap!
Icy Cake: T-T But you just said the costume was nice!
Kain: Sure IT is, you on the other hand…
Icy Cake: _ DIE! (Throws Katana at Kain)
SWISH! SWISH! THUNK!
Kain: …SWEET! You hit Kairi! ^_^ High five!
Icy Cake: I MISSED DAMIT!
Kain: (Staring at Icy Cake.)
Icy Cake: What's your problem! _
Kain: Oh nothing…just letting my imagination wander…
Icy Cake: Pervert…
Kain: ^_^ Everyone! Get drunk and be merry!
Everyone: (Still screaming in pain thanks to Icy Cakes hangover amplifier)
(Outside)
Sol: (Bleeding on the ground, which I will point out is four stories below Sol's pad) Owwwwwwwwwwww…it hurts so bad… T-T
(Inside)
Everyone: (Recovered from their individual hangovers) Party! Woooooooooo!
Kain: YES PARTY! MAY SATAN TAKE OUR SOULS!
Everyone: O.O;;;
Kain: Sorry… (Sees the calendar) O.O!? What the… _ Look at this! It's November twenty eighth!
Everyone: WHAT!? (Looking at calendar)
Icy Cake: Halloween was the thirty first…this chapters is…way past the deadline…
Everyone: _
Kain: _ (So angry that he has broken his sword over his knee) SOL! YOU ARE SO VERY DEAD WHEN I GET YOU! (Runs downstairs)
Everyone: _ DIE! (Following Kain)
(Outside)
Sol: T-T I am in so much trouble… ~Mental note, remember to have cyanide pill placed in tooth once out of hospital…~ I've been so busy…I try to keep my deadlines…
Kain: (Standing over Sol) Deadlines!? IT'S NOVEMBER TWENTY EIGHTH! YOUR TWENTY EIGHT DAYS BEHINED SCEHDUAL YOU LAMER!
Sol: Err…I've been busy.
Kain: And do you think that means you can leave all of us hanging for twenty four whole days!?
Sol: (Looking at the massive, angry crowd) Uh…I said I'm sorry!
Kairi: Not as sorry as your gonna be! (Pulls out a steel chain)
Everyone else: _ (Pulls out various weapons, sharp sticks, broken beer bottles, rusty saws, ect.)
Sol: O.O Uh… (On his knees) T-T PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Everyone: _ KILL! KILL! KILL!
Icy Cake: Wait!
Everyone: ?
Icy Cake: …We can do some thing far worse to him!
Everyone: Really?
Sol: -_-;;; Sigh Like what?
Icy Cake: (Pulls out an envelope) ^_^
Sol: NO WAY! (Runs)
Kain: _ (Knocks Sol down with wind blast) Now what is that?
Icy Cake: Remember when Sol got transformed?
Everyone: Yeah…
Icy Cake: ^_^ I made a few…modifications to the powder…
Sol: … Whimpers
Everyone: ^_^ Use it! Then we can kill him!
Icy Cake: ^_^ (Uses envelope on Sol)
Sol: No! (Struggles) No more humiliation! (Cries) POOF
Icy Cake: ^_^
Everyone: …
Sol: T.T (Is a black version of kitty-Chan.)
Everyone: That's it!? _
Sol: I feel…weird…hey!? Why's my voice so high?
Icy Cake: ^_^ Isn't she cute!?
Everyone: She? … ^_^
Sol: O.O!? SHE!? WHAT!? (Looks down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Freaks out…wouldn't you if you suddenly gained…uh…never mind… ^_^; And no I do not dream of being female, I just needed a new plot device…and a costume… Sigh Besides no one expected me to do something "normal," right? If so you're an idiot!)
Kain: ^_^ Okay…we humiliate him…err…her first, then we hurt her later!
Sol: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! T-T As if I hadn't suffered enough! NOW I'M A GIRL! T-T I FEEL SO VIOLATED! (Crying)
Kain: ^_^ (Pulls out a school girls dress, ya know those ones from the anime shows, really short…and…err…revealing.) Lets make him…err…HER put it on!
Everyone: YEAH!
Sol: (In a puddle of tears) Why me!? T-T
Icy Cake: Be quite kitty! (Puts a collar with a bell around his…her neck.)
Sol: Not a bell! T-T Not a dress!
Icy Cake: ^_^ (Puts a leash on her…)
Sol: Wahhh… T-T I'm a girl…I feel like killing something…must be a normal female thing.
All Females in the room: _*
Sol: Uh… GULP I mean…err…
Icy Cake: Quiet kitty! Put on the dress!
Sol: No!
Kain: ^_~ I can take care of this! (Glows) I call upon my awesome powers…to do that, which should not be done!
KABOOM!
Sol: (Instantaneous warp/time shift into an altered reality via means of a reduced temporal flux through a mesa bionic vacuum has instantaneously placed Sol in the school girls dress.)
Sol: Eeeeeeeeeeek! NO! (Blushing)
Tiger: (Rolls into the room) Wow there! ^_^ A cute lil kitty…and she's a she! (Drools)
Sol: _* (Has gained a very short fuse, a trademark of all females… ^_~)
Tiger: Hey kitty…wanna come over to my place for dinner this evening?
Sol: _* (About five seconds from going into a blood thirsty rampage)
Tigger: Hehehe…you can roll my dice any day lady! ^_^
Sol: SNAP! (In case you were wondering…that was Sol's patience…) ROAR! (Attacks Tiger)
Tiger: Ah! She's feisty! ^_^ Come here pretty kitty!
Sol: O.O!? (In shock) P…pretty?
Tiger: Here kitty! Come here my sweetums!
Sol: _* Grrrrrrrrrrrr… (Foaming at the mouth)
Icy Cake: O.O!? (Hides behind Kain)
Kain: … (Hides behind the crowd)
Crowd: (Hides behind Tiger)
Tiger: (To clueless to know that his life is very real danger) Pussycat! Pussycat! I loooooove you! Yes I doooooooooo! ~And yes this is a real song…whoever thought it up was on crack, I'm sure of it.~
Sol: _* GRRRRRRRRRR… O ROOOOOOAR! (Leaps on Tiger)
Tiger: ARGH! Get it off! Get the kitty off! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Blood and body parts begin to fly)
Icy Cake: O.O! Holy! He killed him, err she killed him…
Kain: …Well…this means I don't need to go shopping for groceries… ^_^
Everyone: Ewwwwwwwwwwww…
Sol: (Still foaming at the mouth) All…shall…DIE! o
Icy Cake: _* Bad kitty! (Holding onto leash tightly) No kill! (Pulls on leash…hard)
Sol: (Gagging)
Everyone: ^_^;;;;
Kain: Okay! Back to the party! Icy Cake will take care of…her. ^_^
Sol: T_T (Crying bitter tears)
Icy Cake: Awww…so cute when you're sad.
Sol: I hate my life…and I hate these female undergarments! T-T
Everyone: ^_^; Cough (Snickering)
Sol: SHUT UP! O
Icy Cake: Awww so cute when she's angry! KAWAII! (Ties a pink bow around her neck) So cute! (Hugs really tightly)
Sol: Can't…breath…choking… x_x
Icy Cake: I'm gonna get kitty a bra!
Sol: T-T (Is hating himself for doing this to himself)
Kain: ^_^ Anyway…DRINK UP! (Uses a mop to clean up Tiger…or at least the scattered pieces that were Tiger…) Stupid Tiger…made a big mess on the floor… ^__^ At least I don't need to make another trip to the black market! Anyway you guys may have noticed that you don't need to make nay preparations, that's due to the fact that Sol is way to lazy to write that much…once again he went over his head and nearly drowned in his own foolishness…he… (Looks at Sol) Uh… "SHE" never learns! ^_^
Sol: _ Keep it up and you're gonna remain dead for all eternity!
Kain: T-T Okay…I'll be…better… (In case ya didn't know, Kain's dead. He got drowned in the Final Trial, no biggy! ^_^)
Icy Cake: (Holds up a bra) Here kitty!
Sol: _ NEVER! (Uses author powers to put him…herself into normal cloths…)
Icy Cake: Awww… T-T I spent money on this!
Sol: Shut up! _*
Enigma: Sigh Puts hand on Sol's back) It's alright my child, feel the comfort of our lord. (Slides hand down the back of Sol's shirt)
Sol: OoO!? EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK! (Jumps away) YOU DIRTY MAN! _
Kain: (Snickers)
Icy Cake: Enigma! _ Go after one of the boys! NOT HER!
Enigma: Oh…right…come here Shadow!
Shadow: Get away from me! (Runs)
Enigma: COME BACK! (Runs after him)
DeepCoiler: Errrr…right…whatever… -_-
Icy Cake: Hey…the whole GS cast was supposed to be here…where are they.
Kain: I dunno… (Look at Sol) H…she's the author…
Icy Cake: Sol?
Sol: Well I was feeling lazy so…they were…detained…
(The mall)
Clerk: Deeper!
Menardo: YES! DEEPER!
Mia: NO DEEPER!
Saturos: If you even… O.O OH MY GOD!
Clerk: Free cavity searches for everyone! ^_____________^
Alex: By the power of Alchemy… O.O ARGH! NOT THE WISE ONE!
Wise One: NO! NOT IN THERE! MURPH!
Alex: OH GOD! THE PAIN! T____________T
Wise One: Murph! MURPH! (Translation: GET ME THE $%#& OUT OF HERE!)
GS cast: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mall people: DEEPER! DEEPER! DEEPER! DEEPER!
Menardo: YES DEEPER! GO DEEPER!
Felix: O.o And he's enjoy this? Oh my god… (Vomits)
(Back at the party)
Sol: I'm sure they'll be here any minute…
Everyone: WHO CARES! PARTY! (It resumes)
Sol: T-T I'm just going to sit here and dream of a quick death.
(The next morning)
Everyone: Moan…
Kain: Uh…Icy Cake…bad idea to mix all of that Hangover stuff with the booze…
Icy Cake: *Yawn!* Like I care about them? Ohhh Kitty? Where are you?
Sol: T-T (Still crying in a corner)
Icy Cake: Crybaby…
Sol: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A GUY AND WE'LL SEE WHO CRYS! _
Icy Cake: Err…KAWAII! ( Hugs Sol)
Sol: x_x (Is unconscious)
Everyone: … (Crawls away in pain)
Kain: (Recording everything) ^_____^ I never knew Sol had a recorder! Happy Halloween! Also…you guys better get drunk, this chapter really sucks…
Sol: NO SHIT SHERLOCK! _
Icy Cake: Bad kitty! Dirty mouth! (Gags Sol)
Sol: T-T
(The break room)
Sol: I cant believe I lowered myself even further in this chapter…have I no shame?
Kain: None at all! ^_^
Icy Cake: ^_^; (Nods her head)
Sol: T-T This is so unfair…I try!
Icy Cake: We'll you should not make promises you cant keep.
Kain: Especially to me.
Sol: T-T I said I was sorry… Sigh Okay everyone here is the deal, when you review this please tell me if you want a Sol humiliation chapter, or a new chapter of the actual show, I wont write both of em, so make your decision. Popular vote will win of course.
Kain: _ Not fair!
Sol: NO DUH! I'm a friggin cat for crying out loud! And I'm a girl too! _* Nest thing you know someone will turn me into a blond or something!
Dreamie: THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THAT CAT!
Sol: :P You couldn't get me if you tried!
Dreamie: _ (Pulls out a shotgun)
Sol: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BLOND WITH A GUN! RUN!
Dreamie: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Kain: All in all this turned out better than excepted… ^_^; Cept that it was late… (Grabs Sol) Now remember…you have a very important vote to make…should we make the next chapter a Sol bashing chapter? Or continue with our regularly scheduled program? You decide!
Sol: … Gulp! Uh…err…make the "right" choice everyone…AND WHEN I CAN I TURN BACK INTO A GUY!? _
Icy Cake: ^_^ We just have to wait and see what the reviewers want, isn't that right Kain?
Kain: Uh huh… ^_^
Sol: Don't tell me I need to spend my hard earned money on tampons and panties…and bras and girl crap! T-T
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Sol: Yagh! Lemme go! She'll kill me!
Icy Cake: Don't worry…I gave her blank rounds…
Dreamie: … NO %#*@!*& WAY! _ I wanted to KILL HIM! …Her…
Sol: T-T My suffering never ends…
~Ya know what's funny though? I'm typing this…hmmm…humiliation and kinkiness is good…
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REVIEW! OR YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR GENDER CHANGED! ^_______^ Then I'll let Kraden and Kain play with you for a little while!
Kain: Yay! ^____^ (Preparing the stretcher of pain)
Kraden: I have plenty of lubrication! (Holding a bottle of Vaseline)
Sol: Urk! (Trying not to puke)
Kraden: Cracks leather whip Give me the little boys and girls! SNAP!
Sol: … -_- I really need some help…badly…especially if I'm writing what's above…however I suppose it IS still PG13…I think…even if it violates your mind.
WXPM3000SP- PREPARE TO BE VIOLATED.
Sol: …(Looks down) A little late for that…
WXPM3000SP: DAMN…
Sol: …I am so tired of this, I think I'm chafing… _ POOF! (Is back to normal) I swear that this is the worst thing I have ever written…he, people that are reading this…tell me…did you think it was funny? And if so…WHY? WHY THAT HECK IS SO FUNNY ABOUT IT!? _
Kain: Your just mad about what you did to yourself! ^_^
Sol: NO duh! (Looks down, is still in dress) _ I…want…to…kill…something…
Kain: I wouldn't blame you… ^_^
Sol: _ POOF!
Kain: In the middle of the ocean) Well…$#!*! _ POOF! (A chain attached to a huge metal weight appears around his waist) Err… Blurp! Borbble…blub…blorp… (In case you couldn't tell, he's sinking)
Sol: ^____________^ Much better!
Kain: X_X
Sol: ^_^ Anyway I would appreciate your comments, suggestions, ect…also I am not making anymore promises, I have work, school and Baldur's Gate ll to deal with so my time is limited…I'll update when I can, but that's it. If you want to help things move faster email me some suggestions cause I'm temporarily out of ideas, either that or wait. (Shrugs)
Icy Cake: T-T I want kitty… *Tugs leash*
Sol: -_-;;;; Err…
Icy Cake: T-T *Tugs*
Sol: _ Grrrrrrrrrrrr…
Icy Cake: Ohhhhh… *Tugs* So cute when mad…
Sol: _ Excuse me…DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Leaps at Icy Cake with knives drawn)
Icy Cake: O.O Eeeeeeeeeeek! Thump! x_x
Sol: So slow… (Takes off leash) Now post a review… (Points knife at you) I know where you live… _ I mean it kiddos…and the humiliation thing IS OFF! NADA! NO! NEVER! _ I'm tired of doing this to myself! Next chapter is "The Bachlorette!" And if I feel like maybe I will right a Christmas chapter, no promises! (Warps Away)
PS: If I read any smart ass reviews you are so dead… (Drags knifes across each other) Oh…and Shadow STILL has that license plate up his @$$, I don't think he noticed it yet…