DISNEY'S
RAW IS WAR
**************************************************************************** ********** DISCLAIMER: I, Dragonking, do not own either the Disney Characters or the show known as WWE Monday Night RAW. Mickey Mouse and his friends are properties of Disney, and RAW belongs to Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. Remember that, people! Oh, and please don't sue me, Mr. Eric Bischoff, General Manager of RAW, your show is one of my favorites. Disney, please don't sue and/or kill me. Your mascot, Mickey Mouse, is one of my favorite heroes. **************************************************************************** **********
CHAPTER 1:
"Challenge of the Hero!"
The WWE intro is shown, ending up with the crowd booing the face of Eric Bischoff as usual. Then, the RAW intro is shown with fireworks going off.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWE Monday Night RAW, the #1 wrestling program in the world! We are broadcasting live, here at the Cow Palace at San Franscisco, California. Jim Ross with Jerry "The King" Lawler here, to bring you the action live on national television.
JERRY: JR, this is gonna be an old fashioned slobberin' offer here tonight!
The camera zooms up to see a cage above the ring.
JERRY: But, I keep wondering what's the cage here for?
JR: I dunno.
Eric Bischoff's theme plays in the background, causing major boos to come out at the appearance of the General Manager of RAW.
JR: Here comes that son-of-a-bitch, Eric Bischoff! I hate him.
JERRY: That bastard doesn't deserve to be General Manager!!
Bischoff steps in the ring and speaks on the microphone.
BISCHOFF: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to RAW!
The audience boos.
BISCHOFF: Now, please welcome the greatest Heavyweight Champion of the World ever, Pete!
The music known as Voodoo Child plays, and the audience boos.
JR: That damn bastard, Pete walks down the aisle from hell, with the Mad Doctor at his side.
Pete and his manager, the Mad Doctor, walk towards ringside and enter. Bischoff interviews the behemoth.
BISCHOFF: Pete, it is a great honor to have you with me. I present to all of you lovely fans out here at the Cow Palace, the Raw Roulette Wheel.
JERRY: Raw Roulette?! I love that thing!
JR: Yeah, it happened on the night after Survivor Series, King.
Just then, the theme known as Alliance plays, signaling the arrival of Mickey Mouse with his girlfriend/manager Minnie, creating a majority of cheers.
JERRY: Here they come! The Lord and Lady of Peace!!
The camera switches to Mickey and Minnie walking down the aisle and into the ring.
MICKEY: Y'know what, Bischoff?
AUDIENCE: What?
MICKEY: I wanna make sumthin' clear with the so-called greatest World Heavyweight Champion of all time. Pete, we have known each other ever since I made my debut in 1928.
PETE: That's true.
The audience boos.
MICKEY: Lemme tell ya sumthin'. I want a match for your title tonight, Pete! Ask the crowd, Minnie!
Mickey hands the microphone over to Minnie.
MINNIE: If ya wanna see Mickey fight Pete for World Title, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
AUDIENCE: HELL YEAH!!!!!!
JR: They gave Minnie Mouse a hell yeah!
BISCHOFF: All right. Let's have Raw Roulette decide what type of match in which the World Heavyweight Championship will be at stake, shall we?
The Raw Roulette Wheel is spun by Eric Bischoff, and then stops at "Bischoff's Choice."
JR: Uh-oh! It's Bischoff's Choice.
BISCHOFF: Ah ha! Here's my choice for the Title Match to be. It will be a CAGE MATCH!
The fans cheer.
JR: Hey, did ya hear that, King?
JERRY: Yeah! The Main Event's gonna be a Steel Cage Match tonight, JR!
JR: Now, we know why the cage was hangin' there all day!
Now, RAW fades into a commercial break.
RAW IS WAR
**************************************************************************** ********** DISCLAIMER: I, Dragonking, do not own either the Disney Characters or the show known as WWE Monday Night RAW. Mickey Mouse and his friends are properties of Disney, and RAW belongs to Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. Remember that, people! Oh, and please don't sue me, Mr. Eric Bischoff, General Manager of RAW, your show is one of my favorites. Disney, please don't sue and/or kill me. Your mascot, Mickey Mouse, is one of my favorite heroes. **************************************************************************** **********
CHAPTER 1:
"Challenge of the Hero!"
The WWE intro is shown, ending up with the crowd booing the face of Eric Bischoff as usual. Then, the RAW intro is shown with fireworks going off.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWE Monday Night RAW, the #1 wrestling program in the world! We are broadcasting live, here at the Cow Palace at San Franscisco, California. Jim Ross with Jerry "The King" Lawler here, to bring you the action live on national television.
JERRY: JR, this is gonna be an old fashioned slobberin' offer here tonight!
The camera zooms up to see a cage above the ring.
JERRY: But, I keep wondering what's the cage here for?
JR: I dunno.
Eric Bischoff's theme plays in the background, causing major boos to come out at the appearance of the General Manager of RAW.
JR: Here comes that son-of-a-bitch, Eric Bischoff! I hate him.
JERRY: That bastard doesn't deserve to be General Manager!!
Bischoff steps in the ring and speaks on the microphone.
BISCHOFF: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to RAW!
The audience boos.
BISCHOFF: Now, please welcome the greatest Heavyweight Champion of the World ever, Pete!
The music known as Voodoo Child plays, and the audience boos.
JR: That damn bastard, Pete walks down the aisle from hell, with the Mad Doctor at his side.
Pete and his manager, the Mad Doctor, walk towards ringside and enter. Bischoff interviews the behemoth.
BISCHOFF: Pete, it is a great honor to have you with me. I present to all of you lovely fans out here at the Cow Palace, the Raw Roulette Wheel.
JERRY: Raw Roulette?! I love that thing!
JR: Yeah, it happened on the night after Survivor Series, King.
Just then, the theme known as Alliance plays, signaling the arrival of Mickey Mouse with his girlfriend/manager Minnie, creating a majority of cheers.
JERRY: Here they come! The Lord and Lady of Peace!!
The camera switches to Mickey and Minnie walking down the aisle and into the ring.
MICKEY: Y'know what, Bischoff?
AUDIENCE: What?
MICKEY: I wanna make sumthin' clear with the so-called greatest World Heavyweight Champion of all time. Pete, we have known each other ever since I made my debut in 1928.
PETE: That's true.
The audience boos.
MICKEY: Lemme tell ya sumthin'. I want a match for your title tonight, Pete! Ask the crowd, Minnie!
Mickey hands the microphone over to Minnie.
MINNIE: If ya wanna see Mickey fight Pete for World Title, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
AUDIENCE: HELL YEAH!!!!!!
JR: They gave Minnie Mouse a hell yeah!
BISCHOFF: All right. Let's have Raw Roulette decide what type of match in which the World Heavyweight Championship will be at stake, shall we?
The Raw Roulette Wheel is spun by Eric Bischoff, and then stops at "Bischoff's Choice."
JR: Uh-oh! It's Bischoff's Choice.
BISCHOFF: Ah ha! Here's my choice for the Title Match to be. It will be a CAGE MATCH!
The fans cheer.
JR: Hey, did ya hear that, King?
JERRY: Yeah! The Main Event's gonna be a Steel Cage Match tonight, JR!
JR: Now, we know why the cage was hangin' there all day!
Now, RAW fades into a commercial break.