DISNEY'S
RAW IS WAR
**************************************************************************** ********** DISCLAIMER: I, Dragonking, do not own either the Disney Characters or the show known as WWE Monday Night RAW. Mickey Mouse and his friends are properties of Disney, and RAW belongs to Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. Remember that, people! Oh, and please don't sue me, Mr. Eric Bischoff, General Manager of RAW, your show is one of my favorites. Disney, please don't sue and/or kill me. Your mascot, Mickey Mouse, is one of my favorite heroes. **************************************************************************** **********
CHAPTER 1:
"Challenge of the Hero!"
The WWE intro is shown, ending up with the crowd booing the face of Eric Bischoff as usual. Then, the RAW intro is shown with fireworks going off.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWE Monday Night RAW, the #1 wrestling program in the world! We are broadcasting live, here at the Cow Palace at San Franscisco, California. Jim Ross with Jerry "The King" Lawler here, to bring you the action live on national television.
JERRY: JR, this is gonna be an old fashioned slobberin' offer here tonight!
The camera zooms up to see a cage above the ring.
JERRY: But, I keep wondering what's the cage here for?
JR: I dunno.
Eric Bischoff's theme plays in the background, causing major boos to come out at the appearance of the General Manager of RAW.
JR: Here comes that son-of-a-bitch, Eric Bischoff! I hate him.
JERRY: That bastard doesn't deserve to be General Manager!!
Bischoff steps in the ring and speaks on the microphone.
BISCHOFF: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to RAW!
The audience boos.
BISCHOFF: Now, please welcome the greatest Heavyweight Champion of the World ever, Pete!
The music known as Voodoo Child plays, and the audience boos.
JR: That damn bastard, Pete walks down the aisle from hell, with the Mad Doctor at his side.
Pete and his manager, the Mad Doctor, walk towards ringside and enter. Bischoff interviews the behemoth.
BISCHOFF: Pete, it is a great honor to have you with me. I present to all of you lovely fans out here at the Cow Palace, the Raw Roulette Wheel.
JERRY: Raw Roulette?! I love that thing!
JR: Yeah, it happened on the night after Survivor Series, King.
Just then, the theme known as Alliance plays, signaling the arrival of Mickey Mouse with his girlfriend/manager Minnie, creating a majority of cheers.
JERRY: Here they come! The Lord and Lady of Peace!!
The camera switches to Mickey and Minnie walking down the aisle and into the ring.
MICKEY: Y'know what, Bischoff?
AUDIENCE: What?
MICKEY: I wanna make sumthin' clear with the so-called greatest World Heavyweight Champion of all time. Pete, we have known each other ever since I made my debut in 1928.
PETE: That's true.
The audience boos.
MICKEY: Lemme tell ya sumthin'. I want a match for your title tonight, Pete! Ask the crowd, Minnie!
Mickey hands the microphone over to Minnie.
MINNIE: If ya wanna see Mickey fight Pete for World Title, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
AUDIENCE: HELL YEAH!!!!!!
JR: They gave Minnie Mouse a hell yeah!
BISCHOFF: All right. Let's have Raw Roulette decide what type of match in which the World Heavyweight Championship will be at stake, shall we?
The Raw Roulette Wheel is spun by Eric Bischoff, and then stops at "Bischoff's Choice."
JR: Uh-oh! It's Bischoff's Choice.
BISCHOFF: Ah ha! Here's my choice for the Title Match to be. It will be a CAGE MATCH!
The fans cheer.
JR: Hey, did ya hear that, King?
JERRY: Yeah! The Main Event's gonna be a Steel Cage Match tonight, JR!
JR: Now, we know why the cage was hangin' there all day!
Now, RAW fades into a commercial break.
CHAPTER 2:
"US Title Match"
The camera comes back on RAW with a two-shot of the commentators, Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler, speaking.
JR: Welcome back to RAW, fans. King, can you BELIEVE what happened moments ago?
JERRY: Yes, I can. Thanks to Raw Roulette. Tonight Mickey Mouse and Pete, two long-time enemies, in a Cage Match for the World Title.
JR: And that may spell the demise of Mickey Mouse, but I hope and pray that what I said does not happen.
JERRY: He's been my hero, since I was born. We've seen him in many roles in his life, from Sorcerer's Apprentice to what we see him as now. A citizen in the world of pro wrestling.
The Nation of Domination music plays, with Alexander the Great coming out. The bell rings.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the United States Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Montreal, Canada, weighing 223 lbs., the Tenth Wonder of the World, Alexander the Great!
The fans boo.
JR: Remember, the Nation of Domination is led by Pete.
JERRY: And this is one of his thugs, JR. His name is Alexander the Great.
JR: Standing at 6'20" tall.
The Rabid Wolverine's theme plays, signaling the Champ's (Donald Duck's) arrival to ringside. The fans cheer.
JR: Here comes the United States Champion!!
The bell rings again.
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Duckburg, USA, weighing 125 lbs., he is the United States Heavyweight Champion, the Angered Monster, Donald Duck!
JR: This is gonna be a great match tonight.
JERRY: Yeah! I'm ready.
Donald gives the belt to Referee Mick Foley, and then, Foley calls for the bell to start this match.
JERRY: What a match to kick off RAW tonight, JR. What a match!
JR: Donald and Alexander go for the tieup.
JERRY: Alexander throws him into the ropes and into a clothesline! Now, he's beating the hell out of the champion, JR!
JR: How will Donald Duck survive this? Alexander the Great goes for the cover. We have 1,2, but Donald kicked out.
JERRY: Look at the size of Alexander the Great, Jim!
JR: I can't believe he's that tall!! He's distracting himself by ranting and ranting.
JERRY: Donald trying to go for a double-ax handle from the top rope.
JR: He's takin' a risk, King. Donald goes, but Alexander dodges it without seeing and the fans here boo!!
JERRY: Here comes Alexander's trademark submission hold, the Sharpshooter!
JR: No one escapes from this one!
Donald taps out, and Mick Foley calls for the bell. The audience boos.
JR: We got a new US Champion!!
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout, and NEW United States Heavyweight Champion, Alexander the Great!!
Alexander steps on the turnbuckle, doing his victory pose.
JR: That bastard became the new champ. Here's a replay with Donald Duck and his double-ax handle with Alexander dodging without seeing it. There's the Sharpshooter, Donald taps out, making his opponent the new champion. Still to come, the biggest Cage Match in WWE history. It's gonna be a World Title Match in a steel cage.
The camera shows the two following opponents for the Cage Match, each of them in a separate camera shot, Mickey and Pete.
JERRY: It's gonna be the King of Magic, Mickey Mouse, against the Emperor of Evil, the reigning World Champion, Pete!
The camera shows both opponents in the same shot together.
JR: It will be history in the making. When we come back, a bout for the IC Title will happen, ladies and gentlemen.
RAW fades into another commercial break.
RAW IS WAR
**************************************************************************** ********** DISCLAIMER: I, Dragonking, do not own either the Disney Characters or the show known as WWE Monday Night RAW. Mickey Mouse and his friends are properties of Disney, and RAW belongs to Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. Remember that, people! Oh, and please don't sue me, Mr. Eric Bischoff, General Manager of RAW, your show is one of my favorites. Disney, please don't sue and/or kill me. Your mascot, Mickey Mouse, is one of my favorite heroes. **************************************************************************** **********
CHAPTER 1:
"Challenge of the Hero!"
The WWE intro is shown, ending up with the crowd booing the face of Eric Bischoff as usual. Then, the RAW intro is shown with fireworks going off.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWE Monday Night RAW, the #1 wrestling program in the world! We are broadcasting live, here at the Cow Palace at San Franscisco, California. Jim Ross with Jerry "The King" Lawler here, to bring you the action live on national television.
JERRY: JR, this is gonna be an old fashioned slobberin' offer here tonight!
The camera zooms up to see a cage above the ring.
JERRY: But, I keep wondering what's the cage here for?
JR: I dunno.
Eric Bischoff's theme plays in the background, causing major boos to come out at the appearance of the General Manager of RAW.
JR: Here comes that son-of-a-bitch, Eric Bischoff! I hate him.
JERRY: That bastard doesn't deserve to be General Manager!!
Bischoff steps in the ring and speaks on the microphone.
BISCHOFF: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to RAW!
The audience boos.
BISCHOFF: Now, please welcome the greatest Heavyweight Champion of the World ever, Pete!
The music known as Voodoo Child plays, and the audience boos.
JR: That damn bastard, Pete walks down the aisle from hell, with the Mad Doctor at his side.
Pete and his manager, the Mad Doctor, walk towards ringside and enter. Bischoff interviews the behemoth.
BISCHOFF: Pete, it is a great honor to have you with me. I present to all of you lovely fans out here at the Cow Palace, the Raw Roulette Wheel.
JERRY: Raw Roulette?! I love that thing!
JR: Yeah, it happened on the night after Survivor Series, King.
Just then, the theme known as Alliance plays, signaling the arrival of Mickey Mouse with his girlfriend/manager Minnie, creating a majority of cheers.
JERRY: Here they come! The Lord and Lady of Peace!!
The camera switches to Mickey and Minnie walking down the aisle and into the ring.
MICKEY: Y'know what, Bischoff?
AUDIENCE: What?
MICKEY: I wanna make sumthin' clear with the so-called greatest World Heavyweight Champion of all time. Pete, we have known each other ever since I made my debut in 1928.
PETE: That's true.
The audience boos.
MICKEY: Lemme tell ya sumthin'. I want a match for your title tonight, Pete! Ask the crowd, Minnie!
Mickey hands the microphone over to Minnie.
MINNIE: If ya wanna see Mickey fight Pete for World Title, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
AUDIENCE: HELL YEAH!!!!!!
JR: They gave Minnie Mouse a hell yeah!
BISCHOFF: All right. Let's have Raw Roulette decide what type of match in which the World Heavyweight Championship will be at stake, shall we?
The Raw Roulette Wheel is spun by Eric Bischoff, and then stops at "Bischoff's Choice."
JR: Uh-oh! It's Bischoff's Choice.
BISCHOFF: Ah ha! Here's my choice for the Title Match to be. It will be a CAGE MATCH!
The fans cheer.
JR: Hey, did ya hear that, King?
JERRY: Yeah! The Main Event's gonna be a Steel Cage Match tonight, JR!
JR: Now, we know why the cage was hangin' there all day!
Now, RAW fades into a commercial break.
CHAPTER 2:
"US Title Match"
The camera comes back on RAW with a two-shot of the commentators, Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler, speaking.
JR: Welcome back to RAW, fans. King, can you BELIEVE what happened moments ago?
JERRY: Yes, I can. Thanks to Raw Roulette. Tonight Mickey Mouse and Pete, two long-time enemies, in a Cage Match for the World Title.
JR: And that may spell the demise of Mickey Mouse, but I hope and pray that what I said does not happen.
JERRY: He's been my hero, since I was born. We've seen him in many roles in his life, from Sorcerer's Apprentice to what we see him as now. A citizen in the world of pro wrestling.
The Nation of Domination music plays, with Alexander the Great coming out. The bell rings.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the United States Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Montreal, Canada, weighing 223 lbs., the Tenth Wonder of the World, Alexander the Great!
The fans boo.
JR: Remember, the Nation of Domination is led by Pete.
JERRY: And this is one of his thugs, JR. His name is Alexander the Great.
JR: Standing at 6'20" tall.
The Rabid Wolverine's theme plays, signaling the Champ's (Donald Duck's) arrival to ringside. The fans cheer.
JR: Here comes the United States Champion!!
The bell rings again.
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Duckburg, USA, weighing 125 lbs., he is the United States Heavyweight Champion, the Angered Monster, Donald Duck!
JR: This is gonna be a great match tonight.
JERRY: Yeah! I'm ready.
Donald gives the belt to Referee Mick Foley, and then, Foley calls for the bell to start this match.
JERRY: What a match to kick off RAW tonight, JR. What a match!
JR: Donald and Alexander go for the tieup.
JERRY: Alexander throws him into the ropes and into a clothesline! Now, he's beating the hell out of the champion, JR!
JR: How will Donald Duck survive this? Alexander the Great goes for the cover. We have 1,2, but Donald kicked out.
JERRY: Look at the size of Alexander the Great, Jim!
JR: I can't believe he's that tall!! He's distracting himself by ranting and ranting.
JERRY: Donald trying to go for a double-ax handle from the top rope.
JR: He's takin' a risk, King. Donald goes, but Alexander dodges it without seeing and the fans here boo!!
JERRY: Here comes Alexander's trademark submission hold, the Sharpshooter!
JR: No one escapes from this one!
Donald taps out, and Mick Foley calls for the bell. The audience boos.
JR: We got a new US Champion!!
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout, and NEW United States Heavyweight Champion, Alexander the Great!!
Alexander steps on the turnbuckle, doing his victory pose.
JR: That bastard became the new champ. Here's a replay with Donald Duck and his double-ax handle with Alexander dodging without seeing it. There's the Sharpshooter, Donald taps out, making his opponent the new champion. Still to come, the biggest Cage Match in WWE history. It's gonna be a World Title Match in a steel cage.
The camera shows the two following opponents for the Cage Match, each of them in a separate camera shot, Mickey and Pete.
JERRY: It's gonna be the King of Magic, Mickey Mouse, against the Emperor of Evil, the reigning World Champion, Pete!
The camera shows both opponents in the same shot together.
JR: It will be history in the making. When we come back, a bout for the IC Title will happen, ladies and gentlemen.
RAW fades into another commercial break.