DISNEY'S
RAW IS WAR

CHAPTER 3:
"Intercontinental Championship"

RAW comes back on, with Intercontinental gold on the line as the music called the Funeral March plays.

JR: We're back, fans. It's time for a match with more gold on the line.

The bell rings.

RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 330 lbs., the Iron King!

JR: The Iron King is one tough competitor.

JERRY: He defininetely counts as one of the most feared men in WWE.

Then No Chance plays creating a majority of boos at the Cow Palace, and the bell rings again.

RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at approximately 125 lbs., he is the Intercontinental Champion, Mortimer Mouse!

JR: You can hear the boos coming from the corners of the Cow Palace, can't ya, King?

JERRY: What a bastard he is!

Referee Bret Hart calls for the bell to start.

JR: There's the bell. Amazing clothesline from the Iron King.

JERRY: Oh, boy, JR. He's stompin' the hell outta that SOB!! There's the Big Boot.

JR: We got 1, 2,... Oh, he kicked out!!

JERRY: How's he gonna win, JR?

Alexander the Great comes out.

AUDIENCE: Boo!

JR: My god, here comes Alexander the Great!!

JERRY: JR, he's distractin' the ref! He's talkin' with him, allowin' Mortimer to deliver a stunning low blow to the challenger!

JR: Bret Hart looks back and rushed to count. This could be over with 1, 2, 3! Dammit! No!!

RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, and STILL Intercontinental Champion, Mortimer Mouse!!

AUDIENCE: Boo!

JERRY: Wait a minute, Alexander the Great's in the ring.

JR: He's givin' an NOD t-shirt to the champ. And he accepts it.

ATG: Ladies and gentlemen, the newest member of the Nation of Domination, Mortimer Mouse!

AUDIENCE: Boo!

JERRY: The NOD's gotten much stronger and dirtier now!!

The show fades to another break.