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RAW IS WAR
CHAPTER 4:
"WOMEN'S TITLE/BRA & PANTIES MATCH"
RAW comes back on with the camera seeing signs that say "Pete sucks!, Mickey rules, or NOD!"
JR: Welcome back, fans.
The music called All-Star played making lots of cheers and applause for Minnie Mouse, Mickey's girlfriend.
JR: And here's the match for the Women's Championship.
The bell rings.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is a Bra & Panties Match. It is for the Women's Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Toontown, weighing 25 lbs., the second best there is, the second best there was, and the second best there ever will be, she is the Lady of Peace, Minnie Mouse!
JR: This is a Bra & Panties Match! To win this match, one girl must rip off her opponent's garments, revealing her underwear.
JERRY: You, JR, are no doubt right. If Minnie survives this, she'll be seen defending the title against her former friend, Daisy Duck, on SmackDown!
JR: But if she doesn't, it'll be Kate who faces Daisy on Thursday night.
Big Red Machine plays at the Cow Palace.
JR: From the bloody pit of hell comes the sister of Alexander the Great and that evil, EVIL Jim Nightmare!
AUDIENCE: Boo!
The bell rings again.
RING ANNOUNCER: Her opponent, from Parts Unknown, and being accompanied to the ring by Jim Nightmare, weighing in at 145 lbs., she is the Women's Champion, Kate!
AUDIENCE: Boo!
JERRY: That daughter-of-a-bastard's comin' down to finish the job she started last night on HEAT.
JR: Ya know sumthin', King? That lil' bitch doesn't deserve to be the champ.
The camera switches to a sign saying "Kate...is...PSYCHO!"
Kate steps below the middle rope, raises her arms, and throws them down, igniting pyrogliphic flames from the ringposts.
JR: Whoa! That was the sign of hellfire and brimstone, ladies and gentlemen! There's the bell called for by WWE Chairman and guest referee, Vince McMahon.
JERRY: Look at this, JR!! Look at the monster!!! Kate is tryin' to kill Minnie!!!
JR: She's goin' for Minnie's shirt first, but Minnie kicks her in the head.
JERRY: And Minnie can't believe it! Kate sat up!
JR: Kate continues her relentless assault. The Peace Lady is out cold with that punch from the Nurse of Death!
JERRY: Uh-oh! She got the shirt, Ross! What the hell's Minnie gonna do?!
JR: I dunno. Wait a minute, she's gettin' up, and she just chokeslamed the Women's Champ.
JERRY: She sat up! AGAIN!!! Oh, my God!
JR: She made a Wolverine pose.
JERRY: And here it is!!! THE BOSTON CRAB!!!! NO ONE ESCAPES FROM THIS!!
JR: Minnie's hardly breathing here!
JERRY: I saw it! Minnie's pants were yanked during that Boston Crab!
The bell rings, and Big Red Machine sounds.
AUDIENCE: Boo!
JERRY: She's still the champ! Ya know what that means?
JR: Yeah.
JERRY: She gets to face Daisy Duck this Thursday on SmackDown!
RAW switches to backstage where a conversation with World Heavyweight Champion, Pete, and United States Heavyweight Champion, Alexander the Great.
PETE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Mortimer Mouse is ours!!
ATG: Yes, master! Everything is going according to plan! Ha ha ha!!
JERRY: Plan?! What the hell're they talkin' 'bout, JR?!
RAW fades to yet another break.
RAW IS WAR
CHAPTER 4:
"WOMEN'S TITLE/BRA & PANTIES MATCH"
RAW comes back on with the camera seeing signs that say "Pete sucks!, Mickey rules, or NOD!"
JR: Welcome back, fans.
The music called All-Star played making lots of cheers and applause for Minnie Mouse, Mickey's girlfriend.
JR: And here's the match for the Women's Championship.
The bell rings.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is a Bra & Panties Match. It is for the Women's Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Toontown, weighing 25 lbs., the second best there is, the second best there was, and the second best there ever will be, she is the Lady of Peace, Minnie Mouse!
JR: This is a Bra & Panties Match! To win this match, one girl must rip off her opponent's garments, revealing her underwear.
JERRY: You, JR, are no doubt right. If Minnie survives this, she'll be seen defending the title against her former friend, Daisy Duck, on SmackDown!
JR: But if she doesn't, it'll be Kate who faces Daisy on Thursday night.
Big Red Machine plays at the Cow Palace.
JR: From the bloody pit of hell comes the sister of Alexander the Great and that evil, EVIL Jim Nightmare!
AUDIENCE: Boo!
The bell rings again.
RING ANNOUNCER: Her opponent, from Parts Unknown, and being accompanied to the ring by Jim Nightmare, weighing in at 145 lbs., she is the Women's Champion, Kate!
AUDIENCE: Boo!
JERRY: That daughter-of-a-bastard's comin' down to finish the job she started last night on HEAT.
JR: Ya know sumthin', King? That lil' bitch doesn't deserve to be the champ.
The camera switches to a sign saying "Kate...is...PSYCHO!"
Kate steps below the middle rope, raises her arms, and throws them down, igniting pyrogliphic flames from the ringposts.
JR: Whoa! That was the sign of hellfire and brimstone, ladies and gentlemen! There's the bell called for by WWE Chairman and guest referee, Vince McMahon.
JERRY: Look at this, JR!! Look at the monster!!! Kate is tryin' to kill Minnie!!!
JR: She's goin' for Minnie's shirt first, but Minnie kicks her in the head.
JERRY: And Minnie can't believe it! Kate sat up!
JR: Kate continues her relentless assault. The Peace Lady is out cold with that punch from the Nurse of Death!
JERRY: Uh-oh! She got the shirt, Ross! What the hell's Minnie gonna do?!
JR: I dunno. Wait a minute, she's gettin' up, and she just chokeslamed the Women's Champ.
JERRY: She sat up! AGAIN!!! Oh, my God!
JR: She made a Wolverine pose.
JERRY: And here it is!!! THE BOSTON CRAB!!!! NO ONE ESCAPES FROM THIS!!
JR: Minnie's hardly breathing here!
JERRY: I saw it! Minnie's pants were yanked during that Boston Crab!
The bell rings, and Big Red Machine sounds.
AUDIENCE: Boo!
JERRY: She's still the champ! Ya know what that means?
JR: Yeah.
JERRY: She gets to face Daisy Duck this Thursday on SmackDown!
RAW switches to backstage where a conversation with World Heavyweight Champion, Pete, and United States Heavyweight Champion, Alexander the Great.
PETE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Mortimer Mouse is ours!!
ATG: Yes, master! Everything is going according to plan! Ha ha ha!!
JERRY: Plan?! What the hell're they talkin' 'bout, JR?!
RAW fades to yet another break.