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RAW IS WAR
CHAPTER 6:
"Cage Match for World Heavyweight Championship"
RAW comes back on with the camera zooming in on the ring announcer as the cage descends.
JR: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Now, it's time for the main event, the Cage Match. To win this contest, one man must exit the cage by walking through the door, or climbing to the top and climb down outside, while his opponent is out cold. There are no pinfalls, no submissions, and no disqualifications.
Alliance plays to let the audience know that Mickey Mouse is on his way with Minnie to the cage, creating cheers and applause.
JERRY: Let's go to Howard Finkel.
The bell rings.
HOWARD FINKEL: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event, a Cage Match for the World Heavyweight Championship, as determined by RAW General Manager, Eric Bischoff. Walking down the aisle first is the challenger, being accompanied to the cage by Minnie Mouse, from Toontown, weighing in at approximately, 25 lbs., the Happiest Mouse in the World, Mickey Mouse!!
JR: You can hear the explosions coming from the Cow Palace as Mickey makes his way to the cage.
JERRY: I, Jerry "The King" Lawler, have never looked forward to a match like this, JR!!
Voodoo Child is played in the arena, transforming the cheers and applause to boos.
AUDIENCE: Boo!
JERRY: Here comes the Pain, JR!
JR: A real pain in every part of your body, even in the ass!
The bell rings again, as Pete walks down the aisle.
HOWARD FINKEL: And his opponent, hailing from New York City, New York, tipping the scales at an amazing 498 lbs., he is the leader of the Nation of Domination and the World Heavyweight Champion, the Emperor of Evil, Pete!!
AUDIENCE: Boo!
The camera pans across the audience to see a sign that says, "Pete will rest in peace!"
JERRY: This is gonna be history in the making.
Pete hands the belt to Mick Foley, as he calls for the bell and leaves the cage, creating an eruption at the Cow Palace.
JR: This compasity crowd explodes at the bell, and here we go!!
JERRY: San Franscisco is ready. I'm pumped up! I'm pumped up!
JR: Mickey has been delivered a gigantic backbreaker! Pete's beating him up, mercilessly. This has become Hell in a Cell, although the structure that they are fighting in is a regular cage.
JERRY: Oh, no! Pete's finisher move, the Tombstone is comin'.
JR: That means trouble for Mickey Mouse!!
JERRY: I loved him. Uh-oh! The Tombstone!!! HE'S OUT COLD!!! THIS IS... WAIT A MINUTE!!
The fans explode with cheers and applause, as Mickey sits up with Pete unaware.
JERRY: Mickey came outta the Tombstone! Pete looks back and is shocked! He's pumped up! Pete's hittin' him, but it ain't workin', JR!
JR: Here it comes, the low blow! Mickey's trademark DDT, the Happy Meal!!
Mickey opens the door and walks out, with cheers and applause, as the bell rings. Mick Foley raises his hand in victory and gives him the belt, as Alliance played.
JR: MICKEY IS OUT OF THE CAGE!!
JERRY: YES!!! MICKEY'S DONE IT!
JR: MICKEY MOUSE HAS WON!!!
JERRY: Minnie's got tears in her eyes. She's so happy she could cry, JR!
HOWARD FINKEL: The winner of this bout, and NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Mickey Mouse!!!
JERRY: His long-time enemy has been defeated, thanks to the Happy Meal DDT! And here comes Sora!
JR: He's hugging them both in respect for Pete's defeat! For Jerry "The King" Lawler, I'm Jim Ross! This has been a presentation of World Wrestling Entertainment, live on WWE Monday Night RAW! Have a good night, everybody!!!
RAW fades to the WWE logo showing itself one last time.
RAW IS WAR
CHAPTER 6:
"Cage Match for World Heavyweight Championship"
RAW comes back on with the camera zooming in on the ring announcer as the cage descends.
JR: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Now, it's time for the main event, the Cage Match. To win this contest, one man must exit the cage by walking through the door, or climbing to the top and climb down outside, while his opponent is out cold. There are no pinfalls, no submissions, and no disqualifications.
Alliance plays to let the audience know that Mickey Mouse is on his way with Minnie to the cage, creating cheers and applause.
JERRY: Let's go to Howard Finkel.
The bell rings.
HOWARD FINKEL: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event, a Cage Match for the World Heavyweight Championship, as determined by RAW General Manager, Eric Bischoff. Walking down the aisle first is the challenger, being accompanied to the cage by Minnie Mouse, from Toontown, weighing in at approximately, 25 lbs., the Happiest Mouse in the World, Mickey Mouse!!
JR: You can hear the explosions coming from the Cow Palace as Mickey makes his way to the cage.
JERRY: I, Jerry "The King" Lawler, have never looked forward to a match like this, JR!!
Voodoo Child is played in the arena, transforming the cheers and applause to boos.
AUDIENCE: Boo!
JERRY: Here comes the Pain, JR!
JR: A real pain in every part of your body, even in the ass!
The bell rings again, as Pete walks down the aisle.
HOWARD FINKEL: And his opponent, hailing from New York City, New York, tipping the scales at an amazing 498 lbs., he is the leader of the Nation of Domination and the World Heavyweight Champion, the Emperor of Evil, Pete!!
AUDIENCE: Boo!
The camera pans across the audience to see a sign that says, "Pete will rest in peace!"
JERRY: This is gonna be history in the making.
Pete hands the belt to Mick Foley, as he calls for the bell and leaves the cage, creating an eruption at the Cow Palace.
JR: This compasity crowd explodes at the bell, and here we go!!
JERRY: San Franscisco is ready. I'm pumped up! I'm pumped up!
JR: Mickey has been delivered a gigantic backbreaker! Pete's beating him up, mercilessly. This has become Hell in a Cell, although the structure that they are fighting in is a regular cage.
JERRY: Oh, no! Pete's finisher move, the Tombstone is comin'.
JR: That means trouble for Mickey Mouse!!
JERRY: I loved him. Uh-oh! The Tombstone!!! HE'S OUT COLD!!! THIS IS... WAIT A MINUTE!!
The fans explode with cheers and applause, as Mickey sits up with Pete unaware.
JERRY: Mickey came outta the Tombstone! Pete looks back and is shocked! He's pumped up! Pete's hittin' him, but it ain't workin', JR!
JR: Here it comes, the low blow! Mickey's trademark DDT, the Happy Meal!!
Mickey opens the door and walks out, with cheers and applause, as the bell rings. Mick Foley raises his hand in victory and gives him the belt, as Alliance played.
JR: MICKEY IS OUT OF THE CAGE!!
JERRY: YES!!! MICKEY'S DONE IT!
JR: MICKEY MOUSE HAS WON!!!
JERRY: Minnie's got tears in her eyes. She's so happy she could cry, JR!
HOWARD FINKEL: The winner of this bout, and NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Mickey Mouse!!!
JERRY: His long-time enemy has been defeated, thanks to the Happy Meal DDT! And here comes Sora!
JR: He's hugging them both in respect for Pete's defeat! For Jerry "The King" Lawler, I'm Jim Ross! This has been a presentation of World Wrestling Entertainment, live on WWE Monday Night RAW! Have a good night, everybody!!!
RAW fades to the WWE logo showing itself one last time.