The next morning Sam woke up and yawned. He was exhausted and his
body hurt from the previous day's ordeal. He washed up and brushed his
teeth. He went to the kitchen without changing out of his pajamas and he
refused to spend thirty minutes on his hair that morning, no wonder Logan
had to wake up so early.
When he walked into the kitchen he was ambushed by seven girls also in their pajamas and boy did they look good. He was happy with the attention and he just knew it was all Logan's doing, the guy's advice had made him a girl magnet. He was pulled away by Logan himself.
"Thanks Logan, look how they're flockin' to me, like mares to a stallion. This is great!" Logan was confused at why the girls had reacted that way but he figured this plan would earn him a good time.
"That's great kid, but that just means we have to continue on. New commandment, girls love to watch dirty movies. Tonight invite them to the rec room to watch a flick and than do all the other things I told ya to do. That'll win ya brownie points."
"But Logan, we don't have those channels here." He was blushing to the roots of his hair. He had never thought girls liked those kinds of things. He had only seen one once in his lifetime and that was because of Bobby and Ray's dare to go with them to the movies. He covered his ears and kept his eyes closed the whole time.
"Of course they do! On channel sixty seven after midnight."
"But they may not like it." He didn't want to offend anyone.
"Nah kid, me and 'Ro do it all the time. Now go ahead and ask them while they're still waitin' for ya." Sam turned and in fact the girl's were watching for him, he blushed again. He walked towards the girls and smiled shyly.
"Hey Ladies, there's a movie on tonight at twelve, wanna watch it with me?" The girls shouted in glee.
"Like yeah, Sam. That would be so cool." Kitty touched his arm and Sam felt like he had been burned with fire. He flinched when Jean put her arm around his shoulder.
"You want to come with us to the park today?"
"Um, are the others coming?" Jean pouted and Sam sighed.
"I guess so. We really just wanted to be with you but I guess they can come too." She smiled at him and went to the table.
Sam watched as each and every girl touched him in some way. Rhane was the one left. She smiled up at him.
"We're gonna play soccer, wanna be on my team?"
"Sure!" Sam stared after her and wondered if he was finally getting her to like him. She really was the girl of his dreams.
***
The girls spent the day flirting with Sam at every opportunity much to the dismay of Logan who had expected bloodshed. He hoped that the evening would be better.
He decided to sneak down into the rec room that night and made a nice little haven for him in the closet. It had little decorative holes that gave him a side view of the couch. He filled the shelter with an opened bag of chips and pre-opened beers. He almost growled when he saw the girls lovingly walk in with Sam.
Why aren't they beating the crap outta him, he thought. Unfortunately for him, he had projected. Jean quickly scanned the house and found were he was she smiled.
*Bingo* she said to the girls in the room. *I found the Wolverine* the girls smiled to themselves. Sam sat down in the middle of the couch and smiled while patting each side of him like Logan had taught him to do.
Rhane walked over to his left while Rogue sat down on his right. He was surprised at the attention he was receiving from her. But his thought faded away at the first sentence.
"Um, Rogue that's my spot." Rogue looked up at Jean who had made the comment and narrowed her gray-green eyes.
"Ah don't think so Jean, ah'm gonna sit with Sam." Jean grabbed Rogue's hair and yanked her out of the way. Rogue fought back and knocked Jean onto her back, the cat fight commenced.
Suddenly Tabitha and Jubilee were at it, while Kitty and Amara attempted to kill each other with the eraser end of their pencils. Ashley was sitting in a far corner crying because he sides hurt from laughing so hard. Her brothers eyes were wide as saucers and he just stared on, she didn't know what he was thinking but she was sure that it was along the lines of 'this is awesome'.
This is awesome, Sam thought. He had never been fought over before. He stared in shock as each girl shouted his name while they punched and kicked each other. Rogue had Jean in a headlock and Tabitha had Jubilee pinned under her.
No one was more stunned than Logan. He had a half bitten chip in his fingers and he stared as the girls fought over the hillbilly. If he hadn't been so shocked he would have seen how Ashley was giggling and how Rhane was watching from afar not wanting to get hurt because she had an extra training room session tomorrow for going late the day before. He also would have noticed that the girls weren't really hurting each other.
He growled under his breath and waited patiently for his favorite movie to start. They had all finally gotten some sense knocked into them and were seated on the floor, leaving either side of Sam to Ashley and Rhane. The title of the movie came on.
"Eau de Femmes" They all watched intently. They thought that may be it was a French film but when the moaning and groaning commenced they all stared at it in horror. Sam blushed when all the parts he didn't own came onto the television screen. The girls watched in horror as their body parts were vividly displayed.
Jean forced the girls to stay in their spots while Logan who was snickering in a corner watched. Jean 'heard' him and sent the girls a message.
*Act like you like it* they all mentally groaned. Rogue on the other hand decided to develop her acting skills.
"Ya know Sam, ah bet I can moan better than that." She looked up to him and put a hand on his knee. Tabitha snorted.
"Please chic, it's not like you'll ever get the chance to show anyone." That won Tabitha a glare. "Anyway I bet I can out moan everyone."
"Actually I've been told that my moans are quite spectacular." Everyone turned to Amara who had made the comment, she blushed.
"Fine than let's have a moaning contest." Rogue said. Every girl agreed to it, while Sam watched them, a pillow suspiciously sitting on his lap.
Suddenly the room was filled with moans. Logan wanted to die. He broke a glass cup filled with soda with his bare hands. He couldn't believe the vulgar ness of the girls, and he was overwhelmed with disillusion at the fact that they weren't entertaining him the way he wanted them to. He decided that tomorrow his commandments would get much worse. His sanity was of the essence.
When he walked into the kitchen he was ambushed by seven girls also in their pajamas and boy did they look good. He was happy with the attention and he just knew it was all Logan's doing, the guy's advice had made him a girl magnet. He was pulled away by Logan himself.
"Thanks Logan, look how they're flockin' to me, like mares to a stallion. This is great!" Logan was confused at why the girls had reacted that way but he figured this plan would earn him a good time.
"That's great kid, but that just means we have to continue on. New commandment, girls love to watch dirty movies. Tonight invite them to the rec room to watch a flick and than do all the other things I told ya to do. That'll win ya brownie points."
"But Logan, we don't have those channels here." He was blushing to the roots of his hair. He had never thought girls liked those kinds of things. He had only seen one once in his lifetime and that was because of Bobby and Ray's dare to go with them to the movies. He covered his ears and kept his eyes closed the whole time.
"Of course they do! On channel sixty seven after midnight."
"But they may not like it." He didn't want to offend anyone.
"Nah kid, me and 'Ro do it all the time. Now go ahead and ask them while they're still waitin' for ya." Sam turned and in fact the girl's were watching for him, he blushed again. He walked towards the girls and smiled shyly.
"Hey Ladies, there's a movie on tonight at twelve, wanna watch it with me?" The girls shouted in glee.
"Like yeah, Sam. That would be so cool." Kitty touched his arm and Sam felt like he had been burned with fire. He flinched when Jean put her arm around his shoulder.
"You want to come with us to the park today?"
"Um, are the others coming?" Jean pouted and Sam sighed.
"I guess so. We really just wanted to be with you but I guess they can come too." She smiled at him and went to the table.
Sam watched as each and every girl touched him in some way. Rhane was the one left. She smiled up at him.
"We're gonna play soccer, wanna be on my team?"
"Sure!" Sam stared after her and wondered if he was finally getting her to like him. She really was the girl of his dreams.
***
The girls spent the day flirting with Sam at every opportunity much to the dismay of Logan who had expected bloodshed. He hoped that the evening would be better.
He decided to sneak down into the rec room that night and made a nice little haven for him in the closet. It had little decorative holes that gave him a side view of the couch. He filled the shelter with an opened bag of chips and pre-opened beers. He almost growled when he saw the girls lovingly walk in with Sam.
Why aren't they beating the crap outta him, he thought. Unfortunately for him, he had projected. Jean quickly scanned the house and found were he was she smiled.
*Bingo* she said to the girls in the room. *I found the Wolverine* the girls smiled to themselves. Sam sat down in the middle of the couch and smiled while patting each side of him like Logan had taught him to do.
Rhane walked over to his left while Rogue sat down on his right. He was surprised at the attention he was receiving from her. But his thought faded away at the first sentence.
"Um, Rogue that's my spot." Rogue looked up at Jean who had made the comment and narrowed her gray-green eyes.
"Ah don't think so Jean, ah'm gonna sit with Sam." Jean grabbed Rogue's hair and yanked her out of the way. Rogue fought back and knocked Jean onto her back, the cat fight commenced.
Suddenly Tabitha and Jubilee were at it, while Kitty and Amara attempted to kill each other with the eraser end of their pencils. Ashley was sitting in a far corner crying because he sides hurt from laughing so hard. Her brothers eyes were wide as saucers and he just stared on, she didn't know what he was thinking but she was sure that it was along the lines of 'this is awesome'.
This is awesome, Sam thought. He had never been fought over before. He stared in shock as each girl shouted his name while they punched and kicked each other. Rogue had Jean in a headlock and Tabitha had Jubilee pinned under her.
No one was more stunned than Logan. He had a half bitten chip in his fingers and he stared as the girls fought over the hillbilly. If he hadn't been so shocked he would have seen how Ashley was giggling and how Rhane was watching from afar not wanting to get hurt because she had an extra training room session tomorrow for going late the day before. He also would have noticed that the girls weren't really hurting each other.
He growled under his breath and waited patiently for his favorite movie to start. They had all finally gotten some sense knocked into them and were seated on the floor, leaving either side of Sam to Ashley and Rhane. The title of the movie came on.
"Eau de Femmes" They all watched intently. They thought that may be it was a French film but when the moaning and groaning commenced they all stared at it in horror. Sam blushed when all the parts he didn't own came onto the television screen. The girls watched in horror as their body parts were vividly displayed.
Jean forced the girls to stay in their spots while Logan who was snickering in a corner watched. Jean 'heard' him and sent the girls a message.
*Act like you like it* they all mentally groaned. Rogue on the other hand decided to develop her acting skills.
"Ya know Sam, ah bet I can moan better than that." She looked up to him and put a hand on his knee. Tabitha snorted.
"Please chic, it's not like you'll ever get the chance to show anyone." That won Tabitha a glare. "Anyway I bet I can out moan everyone."
"Actually I've been told that my moans are quite spectacular." Everyone turned to Amara who had made the comment, she blushed.
"Fine than let's have a moaning contest." Rogue said. Every girl agreed to it, while Sam watched them, a pillow suspiciously sitting on his lap.
Suddenly the room was filled with moans. Logan wanted to die. He broke a glass cup filled with soda with his bare hands. He couldn't believe the vulgar ness of the girls, and he was overwhelmed with disillusion at the fact that they weren't entertaining him the way he wanted them to. He decided that tomorrow his commandments would get much worse. His sanity was of the essence.