Chapter 3
-" CRUISE OF LOVE.AND PAIN AND TROUBLE"-
The ship was sailing in sea; the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- were now walking on the ship hallway:
Beavis:" Damn I'm hungry, where's the food heh heh heh heh"
Johnny Bravo:" I want some nachos"
Butt-Head:" Really huh huh huh huh, and where the chicks?"
Master Roshi:" Why don't we go to the main hall, maybe we'll find food and girls there"
Happosai:" That's right, so lets go gentlemen's"
Kid Muscle:"-(nodding happy)- Alright, race you all there hahaha"
When they reach the hall of the ship, they saw many people there, some chatting, other eating.but when went out side to the pool area, they saw lots of girls in bathing suits, there minds -(Yea right)- went overload:
Butt-Head:"-(wide eyes)- Wooo, check it out guys, all those chicks"
Happosai:"-(tear eyes)- Oh joy.I died and went to heaven"
Master Roshi:"-(nodding)- Me too Happy, me too"
Beavis:"-(shaking his head)- Heh heh heh heh heh.look at all the babes.booing booing booing booing"
Kid Muscle:" If I had known that heaven was like this, I would have put a bullet in my head a long time ago"
Happosai:" Well gentlemen's, I'm off to meet those babes.smell you later jujujuuu"
Master Roshi:" Me too, I have an appointment whit some lovely girls"
Kid Muscle:" Yea, its time for me to meet other girls"
Butt-Head:" Huh huh huh huh, lets go and meet some chicks.maybe I'll score whit one of them"
Beavis:" Heh heh heh heh me too heh heh"
And so it began.the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- went to meet whit the girls.
A couples of girls were resting on their chair, taming, when someone approach them, an old, little man:
Happosai:"-(waving)- Heeello lady's"
Blonde Girl:"-(shock)-What the.what do you want you old man?"
Happosai:" Would any of you like to me to put sun lotion on your backs?"
Ebony Girl:" What! Get out of here you little pervert"
Happosai:" Don't be that way girls.you'll love it and."
Happosai couldn't finish it, cause the girl's slap him hard and leave.- "Don't bother us you little troll"-.the blonde girl shuts to him and leave.
Johnny Bravo saw 3 girls having a conversation on the bar, and decided to put his charms into action, he dash forward to them, when he got there:
Johnny Bravo:" -(Elvis talk)- Hello there lady's, care to lovely chat whit yours truly?"
Girl 1:"-(demanding)- What! Just who the heck are you mister"
Johnny Bravo:" I'm Johnny Bravo -(do some Karate moves)-, but you can call me what ever you like"
Girl 2:"-(mad)- The nerves of him.-(to Johnny)- Why don't you get out here"
Johnny Bravo:"-(hugging the girl)- How's about if you and me go to watch the sun go down, together"
The girl answer to Johnny was a hard punch on his stomach, and a couple of kicks by her friends.
Beavis and Butt-Head were walking and they saw some girls laughing:
Butt-Head:" Wow, check it out Beavis, Chicks huh huh huh huh"
Beavis:" Wow, heh heh heh heh, lets go and talk to them, yea, maybe we'll score"
Then they approach the girls and whit their special charm:
Butt-Head:"-(to girl)- Huuuuuuh, hey baby, how's it going huh huh huh"
Beavis:" Heh hee, yea how's it going"?
Girl 2:" Excuse me, but what do you want?"
Butt-Head:"-(romantic)- I noticed that you wear bracelets.I have bracelets too huh huh huh"
Girl 1:" Who are this jerks"
Beavis:" Heh heh heh, hey baby, how's it going heh heh heh, wanna go whit me and, do cool stuff"
Girl 1:"-(shock)- Say what! Are you crazy or something?"
Beavis:" Yea heh heh heh heh, crazy for you heh heh heh heh, so, you wanna go"
The girls slap them hard and left.
The same fate happen to Kid Muscle went he tried to conquer some girls.
As the ship went on, the group of dumb were still trying to get some girls, but as always, whit the same results.slapping and kicking, kicking and punching.until one of the girls, who were one of the many girls that's being attack, gather in the bar to talk about it:
Blonde girl:" This vacation is getting boring, I've being bother by an old little men"
Ebony Girl:" Tell me about sugar, I've being bug by an old, bald, men"
Latin Girl:" Yea, me and a friend are being constantly bug by 2 stupid teenagers, ugly I might say"
Brunette Girl:" You know, I've being bug by a weird men in a mask, always asking me if I go out whit him"
Ebony Girl:" We should do something about it, we can't let our vacations being ruin by a couple of wackos"
Latin Girl:" I have an idea girls"
Ebony Girl:" Well lets hear it sugar, tell us"
Latin Girl:" Well, it's like this.-(whispers the girls for a couple of minutes)-.and that's my idea, what you think girls"
Ebony:"-(Shock)- Damn girl, that's really low"
Blonde Girl:" Yea, that's evil"
Brunette Girl:" And so not good"
Latin Girl:" SO you're in"
Ebony Girl:"-(nodding)- I'm in, I like it"
Brunette Girl:" Let's do it"
Blonde Girl:" Count me in"
So the girls process whit their plans. They tried to find those guys, but whit their bad luck and those guys -"Girl Radar"-, those guys they found them first. Then they talk to them and all of them meet them at the end of the ship, near the life safer boats:
Johnny Bravo:" So tell me, why are we here pretty baby?"
Brunette:" Me and my friends have a cool plan that you guys will like"
Happosai:" Really, what is it?"
Latin Girl:" Is easy, you see that island over -(points to an island)- well, we were thinking about having a party of our own, and you guys could come"
Master Roshi:"-(wide eyes)- REALLY"
Blonde Girl:"-(sweet voice)- So what do you say guys, wanna come whit us and have lots of fun"
Happosai:"-(happy)- Of course my sweets, of course"
Beavis:" A party, heh heh heh heh, that would be awesome"
Kid Muscle:' Hey a party, I like party's"
Latin Girl:" Well then, lets get aboard on that life boat and head up for that island"
So they got on that boat, and row toward the island. Once they arrive there, the guys got off and walk to the beach, the girls however, stayed on the boat:
Latin Girl:" Listen boys, you guys wait here, while my friends and I go back to the ship to get our stuffs"
Kid Muscle:" Stuff? What stuff?"
Brunette Girl:" Oh you know, all for the party. food, beverages, nachos."
Beavis:"-(excited)- COOL, nachos"
Blonde Girl:"-(winks)- As well as our bathing clothes"
Latin Girl:"-(fake sweat voice)- So you boys wait right here for us, we wont take long"
Ebony:" We'll be back in a couple of minutes sugars"
Master Roshi:"-(happy)- Sure, we'll wait here, hurry up"
And so the girls row away from the island, leaving them behind.
Beavis:" Cool, we're gonna have a party, whit food and chicks heh heh heh heh"
Butt-Head:" This is gonna be the coolest day of our lives huh huh huh huh"
Happosai:"-(crazy)- I can't wait, those girls and us, here"
Kid Muscle:" Tell me about it, this will be once cool party"
Master Roshi:" You said it Kid"
Beavis:" Now lets wait for the chicks to come here"
And so, the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- watch as the ship went away from view, until it was no longer seen. Of course, they remain there, whit out even moving, whit their happy faces, and they wait and wait for them:
5 hours later:
The guys were still remain the same, as statues:
Beavis:" So um, where are the girls"
Butt-Head:" Really, they sure are taking a long time"
Happosai:" Don't worried, they'll come"
Johnny Bravo:" The old man is right, I'm sure they'll be here any minute now"
And so, they waited for the girls to come.-"Yeap, any minute now"-.Johnny would say every hour. The day went off, night went off, and so:
5 days later:
The group was still as they were.in the same place, same pose, and same face.however:
Butt-Head:"-(mad)- Damn it, where are those chicks?"
Beavis:" Yea, why haven't they come.heh heh heh heh, you think they got stock on traffic or something?"
Kid Muscle:"-(worried)- What could have happen to them, you think they forgot"
Happosai:"-(sights)- Guys, I'm afraid that those girls will not come"
Kid Muscle:" Why"
Master Roshi:" Guys, I'm afraid those girls left us here"
Johnny Bravo:" What you mean old man?"
Master Roshi:"-(hitting Johnny whit his cane on head)- Don't called me old kid, ejem, as I was saying, those girls left us here on this island"
Beavis:" Really, heh heh heh heh, that sucks"
Kid Muscle:"-(scare)- YOU MEAN.WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND FOR EVER?"
Happosai:" I'm afraid so"
Butt-Head:" That's so no cool huh huh huh huh"
Kid Muscle:" NOOO, I DON'T WANNA STAY ON THIS ISLAND, I DON'T DIE YOUNG"
Beavis:"-(mad)- Damn it.this sucks"
So the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- were now stranded on an island.
To be continue.
-" CRUISE OF LOVE.AND PAIN AND TROUBLE"-
The ship was sailing in sea; the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- were now walking on the ship hallway:
Beavis:" Damn I'm hungry, where's the food heh heh heh heh"
Johnny Bravo:" I want some nachos"
Butt-Head:" Really huh huh huh huh, and where the chicks?"
Master Roshi:" Why don't we go to the main hall, maybe we'll find food and girls there"
Happosai:" That's right, so lets go gentlemen's"
Kid Muscle:"-(nodding happy)- Alright, race you all there hahaha"
When they reach the hall of the ship, they saw many people there, some chatting, other eating.but when went out side to the pool area, they saw lots of girls in bathing suits, there minds -(Yea right)- went overload:
Butt-Head:"-(wide eyes)- Wooo, check it out guys, all those chicks"
Happosai:"-(tear eyes)- Oh joy.I died and went to heaven"
Master Roshi:"-(nodding)- Me too Happy, me too"
Beavis:"-(shaking his head)- Heh heh heh heh heh.look at all the babes.booing booing booing booing"
Kid Muscle:" If I had known that heaven was like this, I would have put a bullet in my head a long time ago"
Happosai:" Well gentlemen's, I'm off to meet those babes.smell you later jujujuuu"
Master Roshi:" Me too, I have an appointment whit some lovely girls"
Kid Muscle:" Yea, its time for me to meet other girls"
Butt-Head:" Huh huh huh huh, lets go and meet some chicks.maybe I'll score whit one of them"
Beavis:" Heh heh heh heh me too heh heh"
And so it began.the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- went to meet whit the girls.
A couples of girls were resting on their chair, taming, when someone approach them, an old, little man:
Happosai:"-(waving)- Heeello lady's"
Blonde Girl:"-(shock)-What the.what do you want you old man?"
Happosai:" Would any of you like to me to put sun lotion on your backs?"
Ebony Girl:" What! Get out of here you little pervert"
Happosai:" Don't be that way girls.you'll love it and."
Happosai couldn't finish it, cause the girl's slap him hard and leave.- "Don't bother us you little troll"-.the blonde girl shuts to him and leave.
Johnny Bravo saw 3 girls having a conversation on the bar, and decided to put his charms into action, he dash forward to them, when he got there:
Johnny Bravo:" -(Elvis talk)- Hello there lady's, care to lovely chat whit yours truly?"
Girl 1:"-(demanding)- What! Just who the heck are you mister"
Johnny Bravo:" I'm Johnny Bravo -(do some Karate moves)-, but you can call me what ever you like"
Girl 2:"-(mad)- The nerves of him.-(to Johnny)- Why don't you get out here"
Johnny Bravo:"-(hugging the girl)- How's about if you and me go to watch the sun go down, together"
The girl answer to Johnny was a hard punch on his stomach, and a couple of kicks by her friends.
Beavis and Butt-Head were walking and they saw some girls laughing:
Butt-Head:" Wow, check it out Beavis, Chicks huh huh huh huh"
Beavis:" Wow, heh heh heh heh, lets go and talk to them, yea, maybe we'll score"
Then they approach the girls and whit their special charm:
Butt-Head:"-(to girl)- Huuuuuuh, hey baby, how's it going huh huh huh"
Beavis:" Heh hee, yea how's it going"?
Girl 2:" Excuse me, but what do you want?"
Butt-Head:"-(romantic)- I noticed that you wear bracelets.I have bracelets too huh huh huh"
Girl 1:" Who are this jerks"
Beavis:" Heh heh heh, hey baby, how's it going heh heh heh, wanna go whit me and, do cool stuff"
Girl 1:"-(shock)- Say what! Are you crazy or something?"
Beavis:" Yea heh heh heh heh, crazy for you heh heh heh heh, so, you wanna go"
The girls slap them hard and left.
The same fate happen to Kid Muscle went he tried to conquer some girls.
As the ship went on, the group of dumb were still trying to get some girls, but as always, whit the same results.slapping and kicking, kicking and punching.until one of the girls, who were one of the many girls that's being attack, gather in the bar to talk about it:
Blonde girl:" This vacation is getting boring, I've being bother by an old little men"
Ebony Girl:" Tell me about sugar, I've being bug by an old, bald, men"
Latin Girl:" Yea, me and a friend are being constantly bug by 2 stupid teenagers, ugly I might say"
Brunette Girl:" You know, I've being bug by a weird men in a mask, always asking me if I go out whit him"
Ebony Girl:" We should do something about it, we can't let our vacations being ruin by a couple of wackos"
Latin Girl:" I have an idea girls"
Ebony Girl:" Well lets hear it sugar, tell us"
Latin Girl:" Well, it's like this.-(whispers the girls for a couple of minutes)-.and that's my idea, what you think girls"
Ebony:"-(Shock)- Damn girl, that's really low"
Blonde Girl:" Yea, that's evil"
Brunette Girl:" And so not good"
Latin Girl:" SO you're in"
Ebony Girl:"-(nodding)- I'm in, I like it"
Brunette Girl:" Let's do it"
Blonde Girl:" Count me in"
So the girls process whit their plans. They tried to find those guys, but whit their bad luck and those guys -"Girl Radar"-, those guys they found them first. Then they talk to them and all of them meet them at the end of the ship, near the life safer boats:
Johnny Bravo:" So tell me, why are we here pretty baby?"
Brunette:" Me and my friends have a cool plan that you guys will like"
Happosai:" Really, what is it?"
Latin Girl:" Is easy, you see that island over -(points to an island)- well, we were thinking about having a party of our own, and you guys could come"
Master Roshi:"-(wide eyes)- REALLY"
Blonde Girl:"-(sweet voice)- So what do you say guys, wanna come whit us and have lots of fun"
Happosai:"-(happy)- Of course my sweets, of course"
Beavis:" A party, heh heh heh heh, that would be awesome"
Kid Muscle:' Hey a party, I like party's"
Latin Girl:" Well then, lets get aboard on that life boat and head up for that island"
So they got on that boat, and row toward the island. Once they arrive there, the guys got off and walk to the beach, the girls however, stayed on the boat:
Latin Girl:" Listen boys, you guys wait here, while my friends and I go back to the ship to get our stuffs"
Kid Muscle:" Stuff? What stuff?"
Brunette Girl:" Oh you know, all for the party. food, beverages, nachos."
Beavis:"-(excited)- COOL, nachos"
Blonde Girl:"-(winks)- As well as our bathing clothes"
Latin Girl:"-(fake sweat voice)- So you boys wait right here for us, we wont take long"
Ebony:" We'll be back in a couple of minutes sugars"
Master Roshi:"-(happy)- Sure, we'll wait here, hurry up"
And so the girls row away from the island, leaving them behind.
Beavis:" Cool, we're gonna have a party, whit food and chicks heh heh heh heh"
Butt-Head:" This is gonna be the coolest day of our lives huh huh huh huh"
Happosai:"-(crazy)- I can't wait, those girls and us, here"
Kid Muscle:" Tell me about it, this will be once cool party"
Master Roshi:" You said it Kid"
Beavis:" Now lets wait for the chicks to come here"
And so, the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- watch as the ship went away from view, until it was no longer seen. Of course, they remain there, whit out even moving, whit their happy faces, and they wait and wait for them:
5 hours later:
The guys were still remain the same, as statues:
Beavis:" So um, where are the girls"
Butt-Head:" Really, they sure are taking a long time"
Happosai:" Don't worried, they'll come"
Johnny Bravo:" The old man is right, I'm sure they'll be here any minute now"
And so, they waited for the girls to come.-"Yeap, any minute now"-.Johnny would say every hour. The day went off, night went off, and so:
5 days later:
The group was still as they were.in the same place, same pose, and same face.however:
Butt-Head:"-(mad)- Damn it, where are those chicks?"
Beavis:" Yea, why haven't they come.heh heh heh heh, you think they got stock on traffic or something?"
Kid Muscle:"-(worried)- What could have happen to them, you think they forgot"
Happosai:"-(sights)- Guys, I'm afraid that those girls will not come"
Kid Muscle:" Why"
Master Roshi:" Guys, I'm afraid those girls left us here"
Johnny Bravo:" What you mean old man?"
Master Roshi:"-(hitting Johnny whit his cane on head)- Don't called me old kid, ejem, as I was saying, those girls left us here on this island"
Beavis:" Really, heh heh heh heh, that sucks"
Kid Muscle:"-(scare)- YOU MEAN.WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND FOR EVER?"
Happosai:" I'm afraid so"
Butt-Head:" That's so no cool huh huh huh huh"
Kid Muscle:" NOOO, I DON'T WANNA STAY ON THIS ISLAND, I DON'T DIE YOUNG"
Beavis:"-(mad)- Damn it.this sucks"
So the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest"- were now stranded on an island.
To be continue.