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Surge had entered the hangar expecting a fucking fight. She was not expecting to get plowed through a fucking wall by a massive bull name CENTAUR. Surge began punching the hard mechanical head, sparking her fists as her back slammed into another building.
Surge cried out as she was pretty sure her spin broke from the impact. Surge then felt herself go air born from the metal horn flipping her into the sky. Surge soared through the air, "FUCKING BULLSHIT!" She shouted, kicking her legs to stabilize herself.
At least her back wasn't broken like she had thought it would be. Surge began to fall, but she righted herself and spread her arms and legs as her healing slowly kicked in to deal with the bruises. Surge saw the bull turn upward to face her.
She began to spin and brought her leg out to bring down an axe kick on this fuckers head. She grinned as she prepared to pulverize the piece of shit, only to slam into a golden fucking shield.
"Not this shit again!" Surge shouted angrily.
Water tendrils came up on the sides of the bull, and pulled at its legs as Kit rose behind it.
Surge bounced off the shield, ready to watch Kit pulverize the stupid bot. unfortunately, the best she got was it rearing its hind legs and kicking the Fennec into a building.
Surge growled, before zipping around the Super badnik. "Any day now, bitch! When are you going to show up?" Surge growled as the monster pissed her off even more than usual. Surge tried an attack from the side, only to have a barrier slam her back.
As Surge flew back she caught a glimpse of the robotic bull getting ready to charge her. Surge quickly pushed her feet back as the bull began to go full throttle at her. Surge's feet collided with a buildings' walls, and she shot upward.
CENTAUR tore through the building as Surge landed behind it. This was getting really fucking annoying.
Surge saw Kit quickly come running to her side, perfectly fine. His healing wasn't affected, lucky little shit. Surge turned back as the bull reared around, ready to smash them.
"Alright, Drippy, you go left, I'll go right. Try not to fuck it up, ready, go!" Surge bolted left as Drippy turned to look at her shocked. Still, he did as he was told and the bull went rushing at her.
Surge slid into an alley, only to realize that the bull was tearing through buildings to get to her. Surge had to admire the bitch's fortitude, even if it was fucking stupid.
Surge came out of the alley onto another street as the buildings behind her began to crumble. In front of her stood the hanger that Faker bitch went in. Centaur actually skidded to a halt in front of the large hangar and turned to face Surge. Surge put up a grin.
"ANY FUCKING DAY NOW SONIC!" She didn't feel like getting impaled. Surge got ready to zip to the side as the bull began to build up a charge.
She braced and got prepared to run. Centuar started to charge, and Surge turned around. Strangely, though, a blue blur flashed out of the alley, and Centaur tried to turn to pursue, falling on its side. Fucking idiot.
Sonic zipped over to Surge's side, and did she have some fucking words for him, "Where have you been, asshole?"
Kill him, kill him, he left you!
"I was checking something out, he's got a big badnik. Too bady it wont work." Faker bitch grinned at her.
Surge smirked and stretched her back, listening to the sound of those sweet cracks, "Imagine that, a fucking robot builder has big fucking robots, imagine that. You really are a dumbass."
"Wow… thanks." Sonic groaned.
"Oh shut up, it's all in good fun." Surge growled, rolling her eyes with a smirk.
He's a baby, destroy him!
CENTAUR rose to its feet.
Surge jerked around and groaned, "Shit."
Sonic followed her gaze, "I guess I'm up."
The two bolted at the Super Badnik, and split up. CENTUAR focused on Sonic, which gave Surge enough time to go around and try to smash the side. Unfortunately, going full throttle at the Super Badnik's side only got Surge to flatten against the shield.
She rolled backwards and shook her head. She saw a sign from one of the buildings go flying at Centaur as Kit gave chase.
Surge jumped up and ran at the Super Badnik, which was plowing through a building to try and get the blue Hedgehog.
That was fine with Surge. She zipped towards it's back, and saw a glowing blue cube where the end of the tail was. It was glowing… just like the turtle.
Surge ran up, curled into a ball and slammed into it with all her might. It burst into blue sparkles as CENTAUR tripped and rolled into the building.
Surge didn't waste any time, she ran straight at the badnik and slammed into its rear left legs. She actually dented the pile of shit. She jumped up and dove back down to hit it again.
Instead she was met with another shield, which launched her away. Surge slammed into something soft, which was not what she was expecting. Surge looked over her shoulder and saw Sonic had caught her, and maybe have kept from getting impaled on some debris.
Destroy him
"Nice save, asshole." Surge jumped off him.
Sonic groaned, gasping as if she was somehow heavier, but he still gave her a thumbs up. CENTAUR was getting ready to charge at them.
Surge grabbed Faker-boy and jerked him out of the way as the giant bull came crashing through the rubble behind them. Surge saw the glowing square on the back of the tail. That was its secret.
"Hey, bitch, the tail." Surge pointed out. Sonic stared at her like she had just grown three fucking heads.
Kill the moron
Surge shook her head, "I broke the tail, and shield shit stopped."
Sonic blinked and nodded, flashing her a grin, "All right, so that's what we got to do. I'll draw the big hunk of junk, and you smash the tail."
She grinned back at him, "Let's get this done."
CENTAUR turned back to face them from the destroyed building that it stood out of. Of course Surge thought it was an improvement.
She and Sonic split up running left and right. Surge was ready to go and slap the tail. Unfortunately, CENTAUR had other plans, and actually began to charge her. Surge bolted away, not too keen on getting impaled by a fucking giant bull.
"Come on, Asshole, help me out!" Surge shouted as the bull continued to tear through the city.
KILL HIM!
Suddenly, the bull tripped and rolled forward. Surge burst out of alleyway and shot to her left to avoid getting smashed by debris.
Sonic zipped over the bull and jumped up before dropping down on the bull's left rear leg, fucking up that leg a little worse. Of course, when he went to hit it again, the shield popped up.
Sonic ran over to Surge, "How much you want to bet it will charge me next?"
Destroy Sonic!
"I ain't betting shit." Surge growled. She didn't really have shit to bet.
CENTAUR rose back up and turned to them, hoofing the ground, getting ready to charge. Surge flashed Sonic a grin, and he winked back at her.
CENTAUR charged them. The two split up once again. The bull badnik seemed to focus on Sonic. Surge came around and ran at the tail, which had a new blue cube on the end of the tail.
Surge spun into the block and smashed it open. The blue cube dissolved into sparkles as it broke apart and CENTAUR rolled forward and collapsed.
Surge had enough of this shit, she bolted forward and jumped up, before dropping down on the back left leg. Surge slammed and grinded against it her quills spinning against the joint.
Surge heard the knee snap, and uncurled as she was flung into the air. Surge saw the lower part of the mechanical leg fly off. She uncurled as she landed next to faker boy.
Kit came over, "Sorry, Ma'am… I was refilling… my pack." The little guy panted.
"Shut up and focus, we're about to finish this bitch off." Surge balled her fist as the giant badnik thrashed around.
Then it stood up. Surge growled, "BULLSHIT, that thing should have been down!"
The tail whipped back up onto the back, and opened a hatch. It pulled out another blue block with the tail.
"Those are coolant blocks!" Kit cried out, sounding slightly impressed and in awe at the machine. Surge was ready to smack the idiot upside the head for not realizing that piece of shit was trying to kill them.
It was on three legs, which was a good sign, right? Surge balled her fists and got ready to fight.
CENTAUR limped around to face them once again.
Surge bolted away as CENTAUR tried to run after her. It was more of a limp. Sonic quickly descended on the Super Badnik's tail, and she turned around, jumping upwards as CENTAUR rolled forward.
Sonic jumped up, and the two high-fived mid air, before Surge grabbed Sonic's arm.
Good, Now crush him into the dirt.
Surge scrunched her face from that pain. She'd kick Starline's ass next time she saw him alright. Surge shook her head and spun Sonic into the back right leg, cutting it off.
Eggman's voice shouted from speakers around the city, "STOP BULLYING MY BADNIK!"
"FUCK YOU!" Surge shouted, sticking up her middle finger.
CENTAUR seemed to screech in pain, standing on its front legs as it dragged its rear trying to face them. As its tail went up, Surge got an idea. She jumped into the air and curled into a ball.
Surge dived down on the large pipe-like tail, cutting through it. The tail flopped on the ground as Surge skidded over to Sonic.
It didn't have coolant, which meant it was done, right? Surge looked at Sonic and he nodded with a grin. They had the same idea. Surge and Sonic ran at the same time, both jumping up and grabbing each other's hands. They spun around together, slamming into CENTAUR's back, crushing the metal.
It caved in, and the two jumped away.
Faker-bitch suddenly locked up, "AMY!"
Surge blinked as he ran into the burning husk.
"HEY ASSHOLE, GET BACK HERE!" Surge shouted, bolting after him.
Instead of listening to her, Sonic had to be a dumbass as rush in. CENTAUR exploded, sending metal everywhere. Kit put up a shield of water as Surge and Starline's voice held their breath.
A blur zipped through the fire and smoke.
"NICE, ASSHOLE!" Surge grinned.
NO! DAMN HIM!
He held a pink hedgehog in his arms. She was asleep, but she would probably wake up any minute now.
Sure enough, Amy's nose wiggled, and her eyes burst open, "SONIC! I knew you'd come and save me!" She attempted to throw her arms around Faker's neck.
Surge going to be sick how mushy the pink hedgehog getting. She groaned, "Alright love birds, break it up."
Amy turned to see Surge standing there, and the pink hedgehog's face contorted to one of shock, as if Surge hadn't been helping Sonic for over a week now.
"You, you're Surge the Tenrec!" The pink retard shouted.
"Nice to know to know I'm fucking famous, now lets get a move on." Surge groaned, rolling her eyes.
"We aren't dating." Sonic grumbled at her.
"Your face gets around when you're on wanted poster. You aren't as sneaky as you think." Amy glared at Surge.
Surge growled, "Is that right? Well, I-"
"Enough, both of you. Surge is helping me with rescue everyone. Amy, she's not a bad person. Come on, be nice. And Surge, please don't step on her toes." Sonic groaned, slumping down.
Amy rolled out of his arms, and grabbed Sonic's head, forcing him to look in her eyes, "What exactly is going on between you two?" She growled, glaring into Sonic's eyes. He shifted uncomfortably from the accusation Amy was making.
Surge could have been straight forward right then and there… but she had an idea. Surge was absolutely going to enjoy screwing with the pink bitch.
Surge zipped over and threw her arms around Sonic's neck, "Oh, we're very fucking close. I'm his lover." Surge boasted, and went in for a harmless kiss on the cheek. It was all harmless, nothing that couldn't easily be explained and it would piss the pink Hedgehog off.
Of course, Surge should have expected that Sonic would be a little shocked as she have never really got physically affectionate. So she should have also expected him to turn right as she was going in for the cheek. So what should have been a taunting kiss on the cheek turned into a mutually surprised kiss on the lips.
NO! I SAID KILL HIM, NOT KISS HIM!
Surge was frozen there as Sonic and her eyes were locked like they were staring into headlights. Surge pulled back, "Fucking moron!" She balled her fist and punched him in nose.
"SONIC!" An angry hedgehog's voice shouted and Surge grabbed the blue hedgehog to pull him away from the hammer and he kept breathing through his nose, trying to clear his nostrils.
Surge wasn't done with the blue hedgehog, "What the hell, asshole?"
"You threw your arms around me, I wasn't expecting that." Sonic whined, clutching his nose as he took a deep breath.
KILL HIM! FIX IT!
"Just play along when I'm doing something." Surge growled at Sonic.
"How was I supposed to know. Not to mention you seem to be trying to upset her." Sonic whined as he wiggled his nose, finally clearing up any blockage.
"Wow, world's greatest fucking detective." Surge growled, rolling her eyes, "She's a little bitch and is already annoying as fuck."
Amy growled, panting before closing her eyes, "Well… you two clearly aren't anything more than friends… if even that."
Surge turned and rolled her eyes, "Oh shut up. I don't remember asking you a damn thing."
The pink hedgehog dared to fucking scoff, "Yes, I can see that you are definitely not dating material."
"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" Surge shouted, balling a fist.
"Sheesh, you two are practically copies." Sonic grumbled as Kit shot a burst of water up Sonic's nose.
"NO WE AREN'T!" the two shouted together. Surge growled and glared at both of the stupid hedgehogs.
"You both like to hurt me when things don't go your way." Sonic grumbled finally snorting out water mixed with red. Sonic wiggled his nose.
Surge did have to nod at that. Yes, she did attack him when things didn't go her way, and in hindsight, she should have expected him to react that way.
Surge growled, "Yeah, yeah, sorry asshole." She shoved her hands in her pant pockets.
Amy frowned at Sonic before nodding her head and smiling, "Well, I'm glad you did come and save me. I'm also ready to help, so who do we need to save?" She gave a smile and hoisted her massive-ass hammer over her shoulder.
Sonic remained silent and looked down. Surge blinked, before realizing that they had gotten everyone. She got ready to move if they needed to.
Amy growled, her fist shaking in frustration as her mouth rumbled, "You saved me for last… didn't you?"
"It wasn't on purpose, I was just going in order from our friends we could save first to the ones we could save last. You just happened to be the furthest away." Sonic slumped, frowning. He looked tired already. Surge had the strangest feeling to give him wither a hug, or choke him. She stayed where she was.
Amy raised an eyebrow, "And I was the last one, right?"
"Yes, you were the last one. Definitely the last one. No one was forgotten. Not a little bee. That's everyone." Sonic defended, prompting even Surge to raise an eyebrow.
Kill him while he is distracted.
Amy, however, seemed to get frustrated in that single moment, before she calmed down, "That's fine."
The bitch looked like she was about to blow a gasket a moment ago. That made Surge all the more nervous.
Sonic blinked, "It's fine? Really?"
The pink hedgehog had a scary grin, "Yes, because you are going to take me with a date."
Sonic groaned as Surge found herself thrown off. Blue hedgehog replied to pink hedgehog, " Come on, not this again."
"You owe me!" Amy shouted and Surge was ready to punch to punch her for being so loud.
"Fine!" Sonic started, "We'll eat some where." He rubbed his forehead, "Can we talk about this at home."
Amy looked around and Surge jumped in, "Yeah, let's fucking go back to your stupid house." Surge growled.
Pink hedgehog nodded to blue hedgehog, "Very well."
Sonic threw the warp ring, out into the street. The Pink hedgehog walked into the warp ring. The Blue hedgehog stayed back as Surge walked up, "She seems fucking nice."
Kit walked through the ring as Sonic nodded, "She is. She's probably the best therapist for you to talk to."
"Excuse me?" Surge growled, glaring at her best friend.
"You need help. You've been through a lot. Just talking to someone might… help you make sense of things." Sonic smiled at her nervously.
Surge probably should have gotten angry, but he seemed to be trying to help her, so she decided to let him off easy, "I already talk to someone, asshole. I talk to you." She slapped his shoulder and walked through the warp ring. She honestly felt embarrassed by that statement and she didn't even know why.
KILL HIM ALREADY!
Surge flinched as her head started to hurt.
Sonic came through and walked up to Surge, "I'm just… sure, if you want to talk, I guess I'm better than nothing."
"Damn straight, now let's go settle things with the pink bitch." Surge pointed to the house where Amy was standing on the porch.
They zipped ahead, and went inside.
"So… I was thinking we go to the Meat Hut." Amy practically sang as they sat down.
"What? Come on." Faker pleaded.
"Meat Hut? What's up with that?" Surge growled, feeling left out.
"It's all-you-can-eat meat place. They bring it to your table on skewers and cut off pieces." Tails called out, looking through the computer and scrolling down on something.
"Shit, faker, you were holding out on me?" Surge punched his shoulder.
"Ow, Yeah, but's not exactly… a fun place to be." Sonic grumbled.
"It's higher class." Amy rolled her eyes, before sighing, "Honestly, Sonic, I don't get why you don't go there more often."
"Sounds expensive as shit." Surge shrugged, actually trying to help out faker boy.
"It's actually not much more than a regular restaurant." Sonic grumbled, "They just don't have chilidogs on a skewer and I have to sit down for more than ten minutes."
Amy growled," Well you'll have to deal with it. You and me, tonight, that's in six hours."
Surge reclined back and rubbed under her nose, "Me and Kit too."
"Sorry, but this will be dinner for two." Amy gave that stupid fucking polite smile that pissed Surge off more than anything.
Sonic flashed her a pleading look.
"And Faker promised me food for every one of his friends we saved. Saved your ass today, didn't we?" Surge grinned flicking her finger up her nose.
Sonic perked up, "That's right, I did make that promise."
Amy turned to him, very pissed, which was totally great for Surge. The pink Hedgehog sighed, "Fine, but you are going to take me home and help me get ready."
"Really, how hard can it be?" Sonic asked slumping down a little.
"I have to look presentable, and you are going to be my test viewer." Amy smiled proudly.
Sonic sighed, "Alright, I guess let's go." He grumbled.
"Already? Six fucking hours and you're ready to go?" Surge growled, raising an eyebrow.
"Trust me, it's going to take every second." Sonic slumped, before standing up.
"And please, Surge, try to look semi-presentable." Amy got that one jab in before she was zipped off like the fucking coward she was.
Surge almost threw the table. She'd change absolutely nothing. She wouldn't even shower, just to embarrassed that little pink shit.
Surge slumped down on the couch. After about ten minutes of brooding and plotting to fucking dunk the bitch in purple dye, Surge decided it was time for some video games. Kit sat down next to her, watching intently as she booted up some game about the Metal Virus and survivors.
Of course, as she flipped on the game console, Surge heard a knock at the door. Surge rolled her eyes and got up.
She opened the door to find the bat with the massive tits right in front of her. Surge was more thrown off by the fact that they actually had another meeting with her.
"Hey, is Sonic around?" The bat asked, sounding a aggravated.
"Nope, He's out with the pink bitch. Getting ready for dinner at the Meat Shack. What's up." Surge growled, tapping her foot.
"The Meat Shack? Hmm, Amy asked for it didn't she? Probably looking for a date with Sonic." The Bat proposed, seeming to muse over the idea.
"Yep, and I am going to fucking crash her party." Surge grinned as Kit perked up around her.
The bat seemed thrown off for a second, before snorting, "You two are going there? To the Meat Shack?"
Surge heard her tone of disbelief, "Fuck yeah, why?"
"You… you can't be serious. You know that's a high class joint? You can't go there looking like that. Nope, you're coming with me." The Bat demanded.
"Excuse me? The fuck I can't." Surge growled, balling a fist, "Why the hell would I go with you."
"We're are at least going to change your wardrobe." The bat recoiled in disgust looking down Surge's top to her pants and shoes.
"The fuck you are." Surge growled.
"That mouth we'll have to work on as well." The bat scowled, before nodding, "Yep, I won't let you make that crime against society."
"Do we look that bad?" Kit asked softly, slumping down. Could he not look pathetic for five minutes?
The bat shook her head, "Oh honey, you look like you just got adopted, and not from a high end orphanage."
Surge growled, "I don't need your help. I'll be fine."
The bat snorted, "Sure, and make a complete fool of you, your little friend, Sonic and Amy while you're at it."
"He'll fucking get over it." Surge waved off, "Now get lost."
"Yeah, he'll get over it pretty quickly, but the media will have a field day." The bat laughed smugly, "I guess I can't force you. I'm sure he'll appreciate just how little effort you are willing to give."
Surge was ready to turn around when she could already see him wincing at them walking in that stupid joint. People would laugh at him. Something about that just sat ill with her. She didn't want him to suffer to hurt the pink one.
"Wait." Surge growled, "What do I need to change." She couldn't even believe she was agreeing to this.
"Well, your clothes mostly. You're expected to wear something formal like a suit or dress. I think we get a tux for the little guy." She passed a look down at Kit, "Maybe some gel for that shaggy, homeless hair. Your quills can stay up, a lot of classy ladies are pulling their quills up."
Surge sighed, "Fine… What the fuck do I need to do."
The Bat smiled, "Let's go to the mall. I know a number of good places to get nice clothes."
Surge nodded, "Fine, Let's go."
The bat smiled, and they went off. Surge had a thought in her mind, something Faker had said to her… maybe she'd change a little more than she had to.
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