Chapter 3: The Horror continues...
Author's note: Alright, my last chapter was definently off with humor, but I'm really going to try to make this one better!
It was awful. On a bus full of adolescent ninjas, why wouldn't it be? Naruto was running around pulling people's hair (which led to quite some ass-kicking on half of the victim's parts) Sakura was staring at Sasuke hoping just to get a glimpse of his tummy, or cheset, or something...anything!!!! Sasuke, the poor, poor, poor, Sasuke, was trying to block out all the noise and remember why he agreed to come on this trip.
One of the senseis grabbed a microphone.
"How 'bout a song?" She asked.
Everyone started screaming "Hooray". Sasuke's eyes grew as big as saucers.
There was only one pitiful "No" heard.
An hour later, the bus was on it's fifth bottle of beer. Well, long ways from a 1,000,000. Sakura looked over to see if her precious Sasuke was singing but found he was not. Instead, he had a notepad with pencil stabbings littering the front cover. She started to ask him if he was okay, but went against it when she saw him take his pencil and stab another murderous hole through it. She decided she was safer talking to Naruto.
"So, Naruto, what should we ride first?" She asked.
Naruto smiled.
"The biggest thing there!"
Sakura smiled a little and patted Naruto on the head.
"You're a strange one,Naruto."
Naruto grinned even bigger and leaned over Sakura to look at Sasuke.
"What do you think we should ride?" He asked.
Sasuke turned to him, growled, stabbed another hole through the notepad, then answered as calmly as ever, "I don't care. I hate rides."
Sakura just sighed. Sasuke may have been extremely hot, cool, and very talented, but he certainly wasn't a lot of fun when it came to fun.
"How about it, kids? The beer bottle song again?" The sensei with the microphone asked.
"Hooray!"
"For the love of God, NO!"
Everyone turned and stared at Sasuke.
"If you sing that God awful song again, I swear I'll kill someone!" He said.
Everyone looked a little scared and grew silent. Not Naruto. He was very used to Sasuke's over rated death threats.
"100,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 100,000 bottles of beer, take one down-" He began to belt out (In a not so pretty voice) right in Sasuke's ear.
Exactly an hour later, the buses arrived at Water Land.
"Now," one of the sensei's said, "Everyone stay with their group and their own sensei, and please, no tricks...Naruto!"
Everyone tittered at Naruto. Naruto looked a little embarrased. Sasuke turned around and shot an amazing glare and the laughing immediately stopped.
"Very good, Sasuke, shall we get going?" Kakashi asked resting his hand on Sasuke's head.
"Certainly, Kakashi Sensei!" Sakura exclaimed cheerfully.
Sakura's inner self: Hurry up!!!! I've been waiting weeks and weeks for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto and Sasuke went to the men's restroom to put on sunscreen and what not. Sasuke angrily took off his shirt and shorts to reveal just normal black swimming trunks. Naruto looked at his ninja band.
"You really shouldn't wear that, it might get lost." He said.
Sasuke hesitated for a moment, then unlatched the band taking it away from his forehead. If you were Sakura, and had been spying on him like she was, you kind of would have imagined this dude that's very beautiful that likely appeared on the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials. For the rest of you, he was just your average Sasuke wearing swimming trunks, flip-flops and no band.
When the boys got out, Kakashi was waiting in a red, silky robe.
"What's with the robe?" Sakura asked.
Kakashi began to giggle. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura exchanged uneasy glances.
Kakashi took off the robe to reveal an already revealing speedo. Naruto and his friends screamed. Kakashi winked and stretched.
"Ahh, nothing beats a day at the water park." He said.
Naruto grew very angry and covered Sakura's eyes.
"Please, warn us when you're going to do that!" He said.
"Nah, now let's get going." He said, pulling out a wedgie.
Naruto ,Sasuke, and Sakura shuddered and followed him.
As they were walking, they passed a man selling snow cones to children. He was happily laughing, good naturedly warning not to spill, and really enjoying his customers. The second Sasuke passed him, his smile wilted into a frown. Sasuke glared at him. The man glared back.
"Now I remember." Sasuke said.
To be continued...