Chapter 4: Yes, the Horror is still going on

Naaruto, Sakura, and Sasuke dragged alongthe near naked sensei, trying not to look at him. Naruto leaned over in Sakura's direction.

"This is disgusting." He whispered.

Sakura nodded.

"Naruto!"

Naruto sprang up, praying Kakashi hadn't heard him.

"There she blow." He said pointing to a slide.

"Huh?"

"The biggest water slide, you wanted to ride it standing up." Kakashi saidd with an evil smirk.

Naruto gulped, he hadn't intended for the slide to be this big. He glanced at Sakura. She was staring up at the slide in awe. Naruto couldn't back down now. Not when Sakura was going to be watching him.

"Piece of cake!" He laughed boldly.

Sasuke stared at the slide too. A line of people suddenly went around one of its many twists. He squinted.

"Sasuke, you go too." Kakashi said.

"Excuse me?"

"You look brave enough, unless you're afraid." Kakashi sneered.

Sasuke looked up at the slide again. It seemed to glare back at him.

"I hate enjoyment." He mumbled before oozing into the waiting line with Naruto.

"You can do it, guys!" Sakura squealed.

Naruto did a "V" for victory sign at her, then squinted at Sasuke.

"Why are you coming?" He asked.

"I don't know." Sasuke replied calmly.

When it was their turn to go, Naruto nearly died.

"That looks pretty far." He whimpered.

Sasuke peeked over the edge.

"Yah, yah, so go already, a cloud of bubble-headed teenie boppers keep snapping my shorts." Sasuke said.

Naruto gulped.

"Are you sure?Maybe we should go back!"

"Through all those people?! Naruto, we'd need a miracle...or a really powerful flame thrower."

Naruto decided he did not want to go down this beast. He began to get shaky.

"I'm sure we can get back." He said.

Sasuke, growing very annoyed at the little girls behind him, kicked Naruto sending him flying down the slide...standing up. Then, he flung himself down.

Sakura and Kakashi were watching.

"He did it! He went down standing up!" Sakura exclaimed.

Kakashi just smiled.

When Naruto came splashing into the water at the bottom, he was practically blue.

"Oh, Naruto, that was so cool!!!!" Sakura said giving him a gigantic hug.

He beamed and hugged her back. When there were no objections, he thought he might cry a river of joy.

Sasuke came down trying to fight off the cloud of pre-teen girls that were right on his tail.

"Back, back I say! Grr! Nasty little leaches!" He said trying to stop their busy little paws.

He splashed into the water then realized something wasn't right. When he stood up he immediately sat down. His swimming shorts were riding so high, that he couldn't even feel them anymore!

"Sasuke, something wrong?" Sakura called.

"Uh, no! Nothing!" He yelled back.

Sasuke's inner self (Yup, he has one too): No! Whatever could be wrong besides the fact that I got this gigantic wedgie!

Naruto laughed at him.

"Your shorts are stuck up your crack!" He roared falling over.

Kakashi began to laugh too. Sakura didn't.

By the time Sasuke managed to free himself, he was fed up with the whole trip. He wanted to go home.

"Oh, man, that was funny!" Naruto said wiping tears from his eyes.

"Poor Sasuke, it's not fun when your trunks get caught up your ass." Kakashi said.

Naruto let out another roaring foot stomping ring of laughter. Sakura frowned.

"Alright guys, that's enough." She said.

Sasuke motioned for her to stop.

"Yah, I know it's pretty hilarious, I'd be chuckling myself, but right now my ass is really sore so can we stop a minute?"

"Sure thing, wedgie boy." Kakashi laughed.

Naruto laughed too.

Sakura frowned.

"Only the first ride and Sasuke's injured." She muttered.

To be continued