Chapter 6: Oh, the horror, it continues ever more!
Naruto twiddled his thumbs and kicked his feet. What was this "King Neptune" going to do to him? He sighed and hoped for the best. Afterall, it couldn't be that great since he kicked their cheezy penguin. He glanced out the little window with sad eyes.
Meanwhile, Terry and Sasuke were fighting like dogs. Tearing, punching, biting, karate, kicking ect. ect.
"Sasuke, you have to stop!" Sakura cried.
Sasuke looked up to tell her to shut up and mind her own buisness, and that's when Terry grabbed his shirt and kneed him in the gut. Kakashi, with a bag of Water Land popcorn in his hand, just watched.
"Go for the shin." He said with a crunch.
Sakura frowned at Sasuke.
"Sensei, you have to stop him! We'll be kicked out!!" She said.
Kakashi shrugged.
"Meh. What are gonna do?"
"I'll make you pay for giving me that lousy snowcone!" Sasuke said giving Terry a hard punch.
Terry spit out a bloody tooth.
"Yah, like I'm the bad guy, I know good and well you had something smaller than a ten!"
Sasuke's fist clenched as he prepared to punch again.
"You Jerk! The customer is always right!"
Two men in seal suits pulled Sasuke and Terry apart. People had gathered around to stare.
"Come on, we're taking you two to the manager." One of the seals said.
Terry put his head down sadly.
"I'm gonna get fired." He whimpered.
Sasuke grunted.
"I hate punishment."
Meanwhile, just as Naruto was about to take a swordfish on a plaque off the wall and do horrible things to it (C'mon, we're talking about Naruto with prankstuff in his trunks here ^,^) King Neptune walked in. He was a very large, chubby man, wearing a muscle shirt and jeans, his bald head looked dirty, even with that cheezy Water Land cardboard crown, and curly black chest hairs were visible through his jiggly upper body.
"You the brat?" He asked in a raspy voice.
Naruto frowned worriedly.
"Uh, well, I don't think I am."
"Didja kick one of our dolphins?"
"Your penguin you mean?"
"Whatever."
"Yes, sir."
"What for?"
"Because he made me angry."
"What'd he do?"
"Acted cheezy."
"Why'd that make you angry?"
"Because it was weird."
"Mm."
"Sir?"
"What?"
"Are you going to kick me out?"
"Nah."
"Really?!"
"Just don't kick our ducks anymore, kapeesh, kid?"
"Uh...sure."
"Now get out, you ain't payin' to sit in this crap hole."
"Thankyou, sir."
"Meh."
Naruto skipped out happily and grabbed the nearest lobster.
"I love you guys!" He said close to tears.
"Uh, okay, thanks...I guess." The lobster replied uneasily.
Naruto skipped away happily.
Now, Terry and Sasuke were in the office.
"Sir, before-" Terry began, but King Neptune stopped him.
"Hold on, wait here, I gotta go take a man-poop."
Sasuke and Terry just stared.
"Just try and apologize to eachother."
Sasuke squinted at Terry. Terry growled at Sasuke. They both glared and shook a fist.
Meanwhile, Sakura and Kakashi were walking around slowly.
"Now Sasuke's gone!" Sakura began to wail.
"Oh boy." Kakashi sighed, and took out his latest volume of "Make-Out paradise"
Yet again, to be continued