Chapter 7: The Horror gets so bad each time...Ohhh

Author's note: I am so sorry this has taken me forever! Very sorry! Fanfiction.net hasn't let me post anything and when it finally did my motivation was gone. So I really tried to make up for the last chapter with this one! Thanks to everyone who's enjoyed (and reviewed, especially) this fic!

Naruto continued to prance along the park. He felt as light as a bird, and even thought about testing to see if he was by jumping off a statue of "King Neptune". Actually, the statue form was a lot different than the real guy. The statue was buff, and sterned-faced, with dolphins on either side. Naruto frowned and kicked the statue.

"Hey you!"

He turned around and saw a very angry dolphin running after him. Naruto, very luckily, managed to lose him. Sasuke and Terry, on the other hand, were not doing so well. There they sat, angrily awaiting their fate with the park's so called "king".

"This is all your fault, you know." Terry growled.

Sasuke glared at the cheap snow cone devil.

"I hate you."

Terry rolled his eyes before looking away.

"Hmm...Hate's a very strong word for someone who's picky about their snow cone." He said, not facing the young ninja.

Sasuke stood up.

"Let me tell you something, you frosty fool! I paid a lot of money for that ball of ice drenched with unhealthy liquid sugar."

Terry grew even angrier than before.

"You paid with a ten! Don't you know how hard that is on the employee, you little monster?!"

Sasuke only grunted.

"The customer is always right."

"Until they can only take the employees so far! Believe me, kid, when you get a job you'll know."

"I'm going to be a shinobi." Sasuke replied.

"Well, whatever the hell a shinobi does, you'll see work isn't all fun and games."

"I never thought it was."

Terry suddenly broke down into a heaping cry.

"I mean, I'm only human." He sobbed.

Sasuke looked around uneasily. Terry sat there pouring out his life problems such as his wife leaving him and taking the kids with her, and how hard it really was working at Water Land, and how he got no respect. After awhile, he just sat there, weeping. Not little whimpers, but deep, heaping sobs. Shaking with every one. Sasuke felt very uncomfortable.

Just when Sasuke thought things were at their worst, King Neptune entered the little office.

"Man, was that a Lincoln log, oh! Forgot you were here." He said, a little startled.

He saw Terry sobbing and squeaking on Sasuke while Sasuke, on the other hand, looked very confused.

"Oh, you've made amends. Now get out. You're free." King Neptune told them.

Terry, realizing he wouldn't be fired, released his claws from Sasuke and dug them into his boss.

"Thank you, you, kind, gentle soul." He wept.

King Neptune patted him on the head.

"You've obviously sobbed this the manly way, Terry." He said.

Sasuke grunted and walked out the door.

"Ahh!" He was a little startled to see Sakura and Kakashi right there.

Sakura hugged him.

"Oh, Sasuke! I was so worried about you!" She squealed.

Naruto approached with a drink.

"Me too?" He asked excitedly.

Sakura groaned.

"I guess." She admitted.

Naruto snickered triumphantly and looked at one of the rides.

"Let's go ride that one."  He said.

Kakashi smiled.

"Great idea. Looks challenging."

He began to approach the snack bar.

"No, Sensei. He meant that." Sakura said, pointing to the ride.

Kakashi frowned, sadly eyeing the slushie machine.

"Oh, I see." he sighed.

The four of them approached the ride. Sakura read the rules aloud.

" 'Two people to an inner tube. Keep arms and legs inside the ride. Do not try to stand up.' "

She suddenly grinned as a very cheezy image came to her twisted little mind. Sasuke and Her, so cuddly close, both in elastic lingerie, going down at a fast speed, laughing happily.

"Yah! Let's go on this one! Great idea, Naruto!" She exclaimed giving him a gigantic hug.

"Good, we're all agreed. Okay, since you're so happy with him, Sakura you ride with Naruto and I'll ride with Chubacabra here." Kakashi said, patting Sasuke's wet hair.

Sakura mentally ripped in half.

Sakura's inner self: No freaking way! I have dreamed of going on these childish rides! Just to be with Sasuke! You cannot take this away from me!

"Um, well, I think Naruto should ride with you, Sensei. I mean, he got into trouble last time, you'd better keep an eye on him!" Sakura said.

Kakashi glanced at Naruto.

"Mm...Okay."

Naruto stared in horror. Kakashi so close?! In that practically invisible butt-floss looking thing!?

When they reached the top, Sakura nearly died. Sasuke was pressed against her, due to the weight of the people around him.

"Keep your hands and feet inside the ride and don't try to stand up." The employee working the ride said, handing them the tube.

Sasuke climbed in and held a hand out to Sakura. Her eyes actually began to water.

"Are you okay?" Sasuke asked nervously, remembering Terry's hysterical sobs.

"Just fine." She said, taking his hand.

Oh, and how good it felt! She slipped a little, falling on Sasuke a bit. She turned a dark red.

"Ready...go" The employee said, perfectly monotone sending them down.

The ride was very fast and slippery, and eventually due to the bumpy movement, Sasuke's leg eventually hit dead center on her stomach.

"Sorry." He said trying to wriggle free.

Sakura, practically on the verge of having a heart attack, didn't answer. As they twisted and twirled through the many obstacles of the ride, Sasuke was eventually on top of Sakura, and because of his weight (No, he's not a cow) the top of her bathing suit was rubbing off! Sakura prayed they'd reach the bottom soon.

When they did, she was glad to land in the cool water.

"That was great!" She squealed, but suddenly, her smile disappeared.

She felt something on her toe. She looked down in fear. There, on her toe, were Sasuke's shorts! Sakura screamed and shook them off as if they were a demon. Sasuke stood up, quickly realized he was butt naked, then immediately sat down. Meanwhile, Kakashi and Naruto were about to be pushed off. Naruto remembered the many accidental sexual gestures between Sakura and Sasuke, and almost began to cry. He realized he'd have to jump off the ride.

And further more, to be continued...

(Faster next time)