Chapter 8: Does the Horror ever end?

Sasuke was glowing red. Sakura was glowing red. Naruto was staring down at the many twists and turns that would leave him scarred for life, and well, Kakashi only pulled out a wedgie.

"Sasuke, uh, your-your swimming shorts, they're um..." Sakura shakily held up his shorts.

God, they were beautiful! Only a mortal God like Sasuke could wear them. Sakura noticed Sasuke was still in a state of shock, so she decided she had to do something. She looked side to side, to make sure no one was watching her, then, she nuzzled her face on the shorts.

"Oh, Sasuke..." She purred into the elastic.

Suddenly, she was lost in her own world. She was in a field of wild flowers. Still in her swim suit. She looked around, very confused.

"Where am  I?" I thought I was at the water park with Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi?" She asked aloud.

Then,  she heard a noise. It was a thumping, no, drumming noise sort of. A cold, refreshing breeze blew by. Sakura bent down and twiddled with one of the flower's petals.

"What happened?" She asked herself.

Was she all alone? In this field? By herself? She bit her bottom lip, trying not to cry.

"Don't cry."

She suddenly looked up. There was her world, sitting on a beautiful black horse. He was dressed in a white cotton shirt, that magically unbuttoned the three top buttons, and the wind blew it open even more. His jeans were riding super low, and he was bare foot.

"Sasuke!" She whispered happily.

He made a graceful leap off the horse, landing next to the pink haired ninja. She began to cry of joy.

"Please don't cry, my angel." He said, slightly whimpering.

Sakura wiped her eyes.

"I-I'm just so happy." She sobbed.

Sasuke pulled her close to his bare chest. He felt so soft. So warm. So perfect. Sakura looked at him to determine if he was really there. If he was real? She brushed her thumb over his lip. He felt so wonderful! She started to pull her thumb away, but Sasuke gently took it and kissed it. Then, he softly kissed her.

"I love you." He said quietly, stroking her hair.

"I love you too, Sasuke..."

She looked up to give him a deep, passionate kiss.

"Sakura."

Her dream was shattered. She heard noises all around her.

"Huh?"

She grew bright red as she people staring at her, as she buried her face in Sasuke's shorts.

"Can I have my shorts back now?" Sasuke asked, also very red.

She really felt like crying now, but all she could do was nod slowly. She passed over his shorts. Then, she screamed. Sasuke was in crystal clear water afterall, and the water maginified everything.

Sakura threw his shorts at him, then stood up, and fled. She had to get away. She was such an idiot! Getting carried away like that! How could she!

Meanwhile, Naruto, shaking out of control, stared at the innertube he was about to face. Kakashi stretched slowly and pulled out a wedgie.

"Well, let's go." He said.

Naruto's face grew sour and he shuttered. He had to jump off the ride. It was his only hope of survival.

Kakashi, already in the tube, grabbed Naruto in. Naruto fell on top of him.

"Blah!" He screamed, getting off and curling up into a ball.

"What's wrong?" Kakashi asked, scratching his butt.

Naruto had to get off this thing.

"Ready....go." The employee said with a yawn, sending Naruto and Kakasi to their doom.

Naruto couldn't avoid coming in some kind of contact with his sensei. To make matters worse, Kakashi said, "wee"

"Okay, Naruto." Naruto told himself.

"Fun isn't it?" Kakashi asked.

"One." Naruto whispered.

"Wow,  I haven't had this much fun since I made my last class go down that oil drenched hill."

"Two."

"Hey, Naruto.Oh, careful there."

"Three!"

Naruto flung himself off. Being a ninja in training, Naruto did an amazingly long leap, and landed in the ride over's raft. A family quit screaming of joy and stared at him.

And yes, to be continued