Chapter 11: Horror's on my plate!

Author's note: I just want to thank everyone who's reviewed and/or enjoyed this story! It means a lot to me. So, I'm going to try to to make this chapter really funny!

Kakashi and Sakura had approached the two boys. Sakura smiled lightly at Sasuke, then turned to Naruto. He smiled at her. Kakashi stretched slowly and patted Sasuke on the head.

"So, who's hungry?" He asked.

Sakura and Naruto threw their arms around wildely like small children. Sasuke just grunted a reply before looking away.

"Aqua-Burger?" Sakura read the sign above the stand, then she turned to her group.

"Should we eat here?"

Naruto was hungry enough to eat out of trashcans right now, so he instinctively nodded. Sasuke shrugged, and Kakashi was already ordering.

"Excuse me, is there an employee in here?" He asked, peering into the stand.

Sakura and Naruto exchanged worried glances.

"Maybe they're closed." Naruto suggested.

The stand looked open. They could certainly smell food cooking.

"Maybe they took a bathroom break." Sakura said, glancing around to see if the employee was somewhere outside of the stand.

Across the way, she spotted a very snobby group, about to dine at some fabulous restraunt. They caught her looking at them, and gave her a snotty look.

"Hey, Kakashi's group is eating at some crappy stand. Point and laugh, students!" Their sensei told them.

They did as they were told. Sasuke began to approach them.

"Sasuke, no! We'll get in trouble!" Sakura said.

Sakura's inner self: Yah, go Sasuke! Kick their snobby, shinobi-wannabe asses!

The two girls of the group immediately melted seeing the beautiful god in swimming trunks, but the remaining boy just scoffed.

"What do you want?" He asked.

Sasuke glared at him. The boy smiled sarcastically.

"Look,dude, I know I'm hot, but you don't have to stare." He said.

Sasuke gave him an enormous wedgie before a flying ninja kick.

Sakura and Naruto cheered. Sasuke came back cooly, trying to hide the fact that he was very proud of himself.

"Did someone order something to eat?"

The ninja and three students turned around. A man wearing an apron that read "Aqua-Burger" stood at the serving window.

"Oh, yes, we did." Kakashi said, stepping closer.

The man suddenly grew terrified and wielded a spatula. Swinging it wildely in Kakashi's direction.

"STAY BACK! I'M WARNING YOU!" He screamed.

Kakashi, alarmed, stepped back.

"Uh, sorry."

The employee suddenly smiled.

"Now, what can I get you, sir?" He asked sweetly.

Kakashi smiled nervously. Whick of course was hard to tell, due to his ninja mask.

"Uh, well I'd like a double aqua burger with extra kelp lettuce and a small lemonade please."

Kakashi turned to Sakura.

"Ladies first, after me of course."

Sakura frowned, but then approached the stand to get a better look of the menu. The man just kept smiling. She leaned over to see better.

"Uh, hmm, oh! I'd really like an iced tea!" She exclaimed.

"Yes, my pretty, and what else would you desire?" The employee asked, stroking her hair.

The boys exchanged, awkward, uneasy glances.

Sakura stepped away.

"Um, that's all, I'm just super thirsty." She said.

The employee cocked his head and smiled ear to ear.

"Are you sure, my love?"

Sakura stepped further back.

"Positive."

Naruto and Sasuke angrily stepped forward. Sasuke putting a firm hand on Sakura's shoulder.

"I'd like a triple-" Naruto began.

The employee screamed and hurled his spatula at him. Naruto ducked.

"What the hell was that for?!" He demanded.

The employee leapt over the counter, grabbing Sakura by the arm and squeezing her tightly against him.

"Long live King Neptune!" He shouted, then smelled Sakura's hair.

"And his virgin queen, Aqua Marine!"

Sakura began to struggle frantically. Naruto and Sasuke growled and attempted to tackle the insane worker, but he was too fast. With a quick leap he flew to the top of the nearest ride.

"No way! Is he a ninja?" Naruto asked.

Sakura screamed.

"Someone help me!"

Naruto looked at Sasuke.

"Sasuke, time to go to work."

Sasuke nodded. Kakashi smiled.

Together, the two of them jumped in the pool at the bottom of the ride. People stared at them, but the two shinobis could care less. They waited five seconds before running up the waterfall. Sasuke made it easily, but it took Naruto two or three tries.

"Oh, my queen, you'll love the under water world, it's what you were made for." The mad employee said at the top, tying Sakura up with a rope that had come out of his pocket.

When her wrists were bound together tightly, He swung her over his shoulder. Sakura began to kick and bite. The employee licked her. Sakura screamed again and got more frantic and furious.

Sakura's inner self: He licked me! This freak just licked my face! YUCK!

"Let her go."

The employee turned around to see a wet, very pissed, Sasuke. He gasped.

"But how did you get up here?!" He demanded.

Sasuke growled and immediately went ninja on him. The employee dropped Sakura and began to fight Sasuke as well, with amazing ninja abilities.

Naruto, who had just then managed to get up to the top, grabbed Sakura and immediately untied her. She hugged him.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

She nodded and stood up.

"We have to help Sasuke." She said,  before taking off to fight.

Naruto followed.

Down below, people stared as they watched three children fighting a water land employee. They gazed in awe as Sasuke blew out fire, Naruto turned into many, and a pink haired girl in a yellow bikini go ballistically insane on the guy.

Kakashi just smiled and pulled out a wedgie.

"Those are my little shinobis. While their playing, I'll go order our lunch elsewhere."

To Be continued