Chapter 12: The horror's gone insane
author's note: Sorry, everyone! Fanfiction.net hasn't let me post anything in forever! So, here we go, and remember, if you really need the chappie immediately and I don't post it, email me and I'll send it to you.
email: Daisukegirl@hotmail.com
Kakashi happily skipped around the park looking for a place to eat. People stared in disgust as he pranced by, his speedo riding higher and higher with each rythm like step. As he passed by the same family that Naruto had ran into, and the mother covered the young children's eyes, he saw another food stand.
It read "Water Land Munch-Munch".
He smiled and approached it. No one appeared to be working it.
"Hello?Anyone here besides a crazy employee?" He called.
No answer. Kakashi glanced at the stools that circled the stand. With yet another disgusting wedgie pull, he sat down and began drumming his fingers against the wooden counter.
Meanwhile, his students were busy trying to take down the insane Aqua Burger employee. Sakura threw a ninja kick at him, trying to knock him off the narrow ledge. He quickly grabbed her leg, causing her to lose her balance. When she fell, he caught her, taking her closed fists in just one of his hands.
"Sakura!" Naruto cried, immediately using his doppler gangar (Is that spelled correctly?)
The employee hissed at Naruto, then he turned to the struggling Sakura.
"Fear not, my queen, we will be under the ocean soon enough." He said.
Sakura spit on him.
"Lemme go, you creepy freak!" She squealed.
The employee glared at Naruto, the real one.
Naruto was shocked. How'd he know he was the real one? The employee didn't give him time to think. As quick as a wink, he took out a spatula and hurled it at Naruto, sending him off the ledge. Naruto plummited into the water, head first.
"Naruto!" Sakura screamed, trying to look down.
The employee stroked her hair.
"Oh, my queen, your fear is all I need to love you even more." He whispered.
"And that's all I need to kick your insane ass, you creepy bitch!"
A flying kick struck the employee in the back of the head, sending him down the slide. Sakura screamed, thinking she'd go down with him. Her squealing stopped when she felt herself, still motionless, but still in someone's arms.
"It's okay, Sakura, I got you."
She looked up and her heart melted. There was her long life dream, smiling sweetly at her. His hair wet with chlorine filled water and sweat. The scent of his masculinity filling her nose. His beautiful, dark eyes filled with a bright mixture of relief and care. It was Sasuke.
"Sasuke..." Sakura whispered, almost in tears.
She had waited forever for this moment, and it was finally here. He sighed and pushed a lock of soaked pink hair that clung to her face. Her red face, was now horribly visible.
They stared at eachother for a moment, then it happened. Their lips began to move closer to eachother. Slowly, ever so slowly. Sakura's heart was beating so fast it could have flown out.
Just as they were about to touch, a kid slid down very fast, taking poor Sasuke with him. Sakura sighed angrily. Of course something like that was expected, She thought angrily.
Suddenly, she remembered Naruto, down at the bottom.
"Oh no." She said aloud, gracefully sliding down the watery slope, on her feet. (Like a skateboard)
When she reached the bottom, she saw a group of small children poking Naruto with straws.
"Hey, knock it off." She said softly, helping Naruto sit up.
"I'm sorry, Sakura. I couldn't rescue you, but I hauled the maniac away." He said pitifully.
She smiled sadly.
"Naruto, you're too sweet."
Kakashi was staring from a distance, holding a bag of food.
"Hmm, interesting." He said.
To Be Continued, again!
author's 2nd note: Sorry that sucked, I'll make the next one better
author's note: Sorry, everyone! Fanfiction.net hasn't let me post anything in forever! So, here we go, and remember, if you really need the chappie immediately and I don't post it, email me and I'll send it to you.
email: Daisukegirl@hotmail.com
Kakashi happily skipped around the park looking for a place to eat. People stared in disgust as he pranced by, his speedo riding higher and higher with each rythm like step. As he passed by the same family that Naruto had ran into, and the mother covered the young children's eyes, he saw another food stand.
It read "Water Land Munch-Munch".
He smiled and approached it. No one appeared to be working it.
"Hello?Anyone here besides a crazy employee?" He called.
No answer. Kakashi glanced at the stools that circled the stand. With yet another disgusting wedgie pull, he sat down and began drumming his fingers against the wooden counter.
Meanwhile, his students were busy trying to take down the insane Aqua Burger employee. Sakura threw a ninja kick at him, trying to knock him off the narrow ledge. He quickly grabbed her leg, causing her to lose her balance. When she fell, he caught her, taking her closed fists in just one of his hands.
"Sakura!" Naruto cried, immediately using his doppler gangar (Is that spelled correctly?)
The employee hissed at Naruto, then he turned to the struggling Sakura.
"Fear not, my queen, we will be under the ocean soon enough." He said.
Sakura spit on him.
"Lemme go, you creepy freak!" She squealed.
The employee glared at Naruto, the real one.
Naruto was shocked. How'd he know he was the real one? The employee didn't give him time to think. As quick as a wink, he took out a spatula and hurled it at Naruto, sending him off the ledge. Naruto plummited into the water, head first.
"Naruto!" Sakura screamed, trying to look down.
The employee stroked her hair.
"Oh, my queen, your fear is all I need to love you even more." He whispered.
"And that's all I need to kick your insane ass, you creepy bitch!"
A flying kick struck the employee in the back of the head, sending him down the slide. Sakura screamed, thinking she'd go down with him. Her squealing stopped when she felt herself, still motionless, but still in someone's arms.
"It's okay, Sakura, I got you."
She looked up and her heart melted. There was her long life dream, smiling sweetly at her. His hair wet with chlorine filled water and sweat. The scent of his masculinity filling her nose. His beautiful, dark eyes filled with a bright mixture of relief and care. It was Sasuke.
"Sasuke..." Sakura whispered, almost in tears.
She had waited forever for this moment, and it was finally here. He sighed and pushed a lock of soaked pink hair that clung to her face. Her red face, was now horribly visible.
They stared at eachother for a moment, then it happened. Their lips began to move closer to eachother. Slowly, ever so slowly. Sakura's heart was beating so fast it could have flown out.
Just as they were about to touch, a kid slid down very fast, taking poor Sasuke with him. Sakura sighed angrily. Of course something like that was expected, She thought angrily.
Suddenly, she remembered Naruto, down at the bottom.
"Oh no." She said aloud, gracefully sliding down the watery slope, on her feet. (Like a skateboard)
When she reached the bottom, she saw a group of small children poking Naruto with straws.
"Hey, knock it off." She said softly, helping Naruto sit up.
"I'm sorry, Sakura. I couldn't rescue you, but I hauled the maniac away." He said pitifully.
She smiled sadly.
"Naruto, you're too sweet."
Kakashi was staring from a distance, holding a bag of food.
"Hmm, interesting." He said.
To Be Continued, again!
author's 2nd note: Sorry that sucked, I'll make the next one better