Chapter 13: The Horror is as quick as a Shinobi
Author's note: Okay, another quick update! I've tried to make this chappie one of the best so far. You guys are so great for being so patient, and I never thought the story would go so far. Thankyou all! Now, here we go *Pulls out a wedgie*
Erika: Nice reading, Kakashi
Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura ate in silence. It was mid afternoon and not one of them had had any fun all day. Cheap snowcone salesmen, snobby rival students, Kakashi wearing nothing but elastic string, aching sunburns, freaky burger guys, and now cold eel sandwitches.
"This is gross." Sakura muttered, taking a small bit of...er, stuff out of her mouth.
She stood up from the hot cement she was sitting on, and rubbed her lower back. It was glowing red, along with the rest of her. Her face, her arms, the back of her legs, her shoulders, not to mention part of her chest. Sasuke and Naruto were no different. Two garden treats, unwillingly choking down slippery, processed eel.
Sakura tossed her mystery sandwitch into the nearest garbage can, and took a small sip of her lemonade.
"Sakura, you need to get out of the sun. You'll fry." Sasuke said, perfectly monotone.
Naruto frowned at him, then looked at his precious, ever so precious Sakura.
"Here, come sit right here." He offered, scooting over a bit.
Sakura shook her head, chewing her straw. Sasuke made eye contact with her then.
"Why not?" He asked.
Sakura sipped some of her drink, then licked swet from her upper lip.
"Too hot." She said.
Sasuke cocked one eyebrow.
"That's why we're telling you to come sit down." He remarked.
Sakura took another long swallow.
"No, I mean the concrete."
Naruto was about to offer his towel to her, very happy to do so, but his heart suddenly shattered. Sasuke had stood up and approached Sakura. Way too close for Naruto!
"Come sit down." He told the pink-haired shinobi.
Sakura released the straw from her teeth.
"Sasuke, I'm fine."
Sasuke growled, looking very annoyed. He knelt down, and swooped his arms under her, picking her up in a carrying position. Sakura's already red face glowed even brighter. Naruto's chest felt as if his heart were going to leap out and hit the nearest object. Hopefully Sasuke.
"I hate using force." Sasuke scoffed.
Naruto couldn't watch. He knew Sasuke was Sakura's mortal god, and he knew even his saliva was sacred to her. And now that he loved Sakura back, they'd live happily ever after. Naruto slowly fading from the picture.
The young blonde shinobi's eyes began to water. Sakura was his goddess, his light, his thoughts, and his dreams.
"I uh, have to go to the bathroom." He said.
Sakura, as much as she didn't want to, squirmed out of Sasuke's grasp.
"Naruto."
He felt sudden tug on his arm. The gentle, yet firm, feminine tug of Sakura. He turned to face her.
"I'll sit down between Sasuke and you. That's in the perfect shade." She said.
Naruto wiped his eyes quickly, and smiled very big. Sakura smiled a little too.
He was about to happily agree, when something quicker than Kakashi, flew down, and grabbed Sakura. Then, it leapt away.
"Sakura!" Naruto cried.
Kakashi's eyes widened as he saw the only thing left of the lightning speed criminal. A spatula.
"The Aqua Burger freak." Naruto said.
"We'll never get her back when we're this worn out, we'd need more help." Sasuke said, hating to admit it aloud.
"Maybe I can be of some assistance."
All three ninjas turned around, and their eyes widened. Standing there, in his "Frosty Fun Apron" was Terry.
To Be continued, yet again...
A/N: Sorry that wasn't too funny, but the next will be! This was suppose to be a little romantic.
Author's note: Okay, another quick update! I've tried to make this chappie one of the best so far. You guys are so great for being so patient, and I never thought the story would go so far. Thankyou all! Now, here we go *Pulls out a wedgie*
Erika: Nice reading, Kakashi
Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura ate in silence. It was mid afternoon and not one of them had had any fun all day. Cheap snowcone salesmen, snobby rival students, Kakashi wearing nothing but elastic string, aching sunburns, freaky burger guys, and now cold eel sandwitches.
"This is gross." Sakura muttered, taking a small bit of...er, stuff out of her mouth.
She stood up from the hot cement she was sitting on, and rubbed her lower back. It was glowing red, along with the rest of her. Her face, her arms, the back of her legs, her shoulders, not to mention part of her chest. Sasuke and Naruto were no different. Two garden treats, unwillingly choking down slippery, processed eel.
Sakura tossed her mystery sandwitch into the nearest garbage can, and took a small sip of her lemonade.
"Sakura, you need to get out of the sun. You'll fry." Sasuke said, perfectly monotone.
Naruto frowned at him, then looked at his precious, ever so precious Sakura.
"Here, come sit right here." He offered, scooting over a bit.
Sakura shook her head, chewing her straw. Sasuke made eye contact with her then.
"Why not?" He asked.
Sakura sipped some of her drink, then licked swet from her upper lip.
"Too hot." She said.
Sasuke cocked one eyebrow.
"That's why we're telling you to come sit down." He remarked.
Sakura took another long swallow.
"No, I mean the concrete."
Naruto was about to offer his towel to her, very happy to do so, but his heart suddenly shattered. Sasuke had stood up and approached Sakura. Way too close for Naruto!
"Come sit down." He told the pink-haired shinobi.
Sakura released the straw from her teeth.
"Sasuke, I'm fine."
Sasuke growled, looking very annoyed. He knelt down, and swooped his arms under her, picking her up in a carrying position. Sakura's already red face glowed even brighter. Naruto's chest felt as if his heart were going to leap out and hit the nearest object. Hopefully Sasuke.
"I hate using force." Sasuke scoffed.
Naruto couldn't watch. He knew Sasuke was Sakura's mortal god, and he knew even his saliva was sacred to her. And now that he loved Sakura back, they'd live happily ever after. Naruto slowly fading from the picture.
The young blonde shinobi's eyes began to water. Sakura was his goddess, his light, his thoughts, and his dreams.
"I uh, have to go to the bathroom." He said.
Sakura, as much as she didn't want to, squirmed out of Sasuke's grasp.
"Naruto."
He felt sudden tug on his arm. The gentle, yet firm, feminine tug of Sakura. He turned to face her.
"I'll sit down between Sasuke and you. That's in the perfect shade." She said.
Naruto wiped his eyes quickly, and smiled very big. Sakura smiled a little too.
He was about to happily agree, when something quicker than Kakashi, flew down, and grabbed Sakura. Then, it leapt away.
"Sakura!" Naruto cried.
Kakashi's eyes widened as he saw the only thing left of the lightning speed criminal. A spatula.
"The Aqua Burger freak." Naruto said.
"We'll never get her back when we're this worn out, we'd need more help." Sasuke said, hating to admit it aloud.
"Maybe I can be of some assistance."
All three ninjas turned around, and their eyes widened. Standing there, in his "Frosty Fun Apron" was Terry.
To Be continued, yet again...
A/N: Sorry that wasn't too funny, but the next will be! This was suppose to be a little romantic.