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Ranma 1/2 or the music.
Ranma's Last Day Chapter 4
"Say What?!" Ranma exclaimed at Akane's proclamation.
"Ka-ra-o-ke" Akane pronounced it as if speaking to a little kid.
"What? No Way! Why should I?" Ranma asked stubbornly.
"Cause it's your last day and I'm trying to make it special. Please...Do it for me. Akane said pleadingly while Ranma tried to keep up his defenses, but they melted when he saw Akane's warm smile.
'Dammit! Why can't I say no to her?'
"Ummm...Ok let's go." He said finally giving into her pleading eyes.
"I'm glad you see it my way."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ranma walked beside Akane lost in thought of when Akane was on top of him. He couldn't get the feeling of her hot breath on his lips out of his mind.
'She was so close to kissing me. If that driver hadn't come along maybe...' (A/N: Meanwhile...The driver who had stopped them earlier...
Driver: "Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! What happened to my brakes?!?! ::hits rapidly with foot:: WHY IS THE CAR GOING FASTER?!?!?! ::hits brakes again:: SOMEONE CUT MY BRAKE WIRES!!"
A-Chan: "Good scissors...*pats them lovingly* Mwhahahahahahahaha... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Driver: Where's that insane laughter coming from!?!? Where'd that brick wall come!?!?! ::smashes into wall::
A-Chan: "Unfortunately the driver will no longer be with us, because he was not wearing his seatbelt when he hit the wall. He will be missed...NOT! Anyway, back to the fic!)
Ranma stops and Akane walk slightly ahead of him around the corner.
"Akane do you...why did you...did you want..."Ranma stuttered, speaking to the ground.
"What is it Ranma?" Akane asked looking back around the corner.
"Nothing, never mind" Ranma said as he walked around the corner.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Shampoo while making her deliveries, spotted Ranma stopped on the sidewalk and then disappearing around the corner.
'What Airen doing? O well Shampoo glad he here...I must catch up with before disappear.'
Shampoo speeds up on her 10-speed bicycle getting ready to trounce him but when she makes it around the corner all she sees is the door to a Karaoke bar with an open sign on the door.
'Shampoo swear she see Ranma go 'round corner. Hmm....'
Shampoo goes to the window of the Karaoke place and looks in and stands shocked at what she sees.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ranma and Akane walk inside the Karaoke club together and are greeted by a Gothic Chick named Alyssa and a Latino chick named Jamie. (A/N: Oh yes, a little self insertion here. I'm Jamie and the Gothic chick is my OP...please don't ask.)
"Ke Pasa welcome to Ambrosia" Asked the taller of the two, Jamie. (A/N: A- Chan: Yeah that's me!!!! all me!!!!)
"Can I take your first order of what you want to sing?" asked Alyssa pulling out her pad seemingly from out of the air.
Alyssa turns away and swishes her way through the tables that were full. A very unlucky pale black haired boy bumps into her. She turns around eyes ablaze.
"You touched my clothes. No one touches my clothes. ::Grabs by wrist and throws::
Innocent by-stander: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::Smashes into wall:: (A/N: Let's bow are heads in silence for the poor innocent by-stander that had the audacity to touch OP's clothes. ............................Thank you now back to the fic)
Alyssa turns around smiling brightly.
"Would you like "Rock your Body" by: Mis-TER Tim-BER-Lake? (A/N: Represent "MTV MOVIE AWARDS"!
Ranma ,Akane, Jamie sweat-drop simultaneously at Alyssa's sudden happy attitude.
Ranma & Akane: Yeah, sure, right? That's fine...Uh Huh
"I'm just gonna sit down now..." Said Ranma reaching for chair, but his butt just misses it. ::cameras zoom in on Ranma's butt:: (A/N: Yes, We learned from the best! Rurouni Kenshin REPRESENT!)
It seems Akane's leg "slipped" and hooked itself around Ranma's chair leg and jerked in a backwards. (A/N: It happens all the time you know I just did it to my lil' bro it was just an "accident". Hey! Wait how did those quotations get there?! I'm not "lying". And when I say all the time I mean not "very" often. Dammit stop that!!!)
The humor lightened up the mood as everyone started laughing despite the unconscious boy lying on the floor and soon Akane and Ranma were on the stage singing. Akane immediately took the role of Tim-BER-Lake which confused Ranma.
Akane: "Come on dance with me"
Ranma: *slowly* Talk to me girl...
Akane: No disrespect I don't mean no harm.
Ranma: *questioningly* Talk to me girl?!
Akane: I can't wait to have you in my arms.
Ranma: *excitedly* Talk to me girl!!
Akane: Hurry up cause you're takin' to long!
Ranma: *singing* Talk to me girl...
Akane: Gonna have you naked by the end of this song. So...
Ranma:*interrupting* wait...what? I came to dance with you, here to romance with you, I'LL TAKE A CHANCE!,
Akane: Cause love is here on the floor...boy!
Ranma gets caught up in the music and starts dancing around the stage with Akane... man the entire audience is up dancing. (A/N: Let's see there was my cousin Jasmine and Jessica. Plus, my homies Emily and Amy and of course Lisa, my home-girl, was all up on that one dude.)
Throughout that entire time that one boy who Alyssa had slammed against the wall had been crawling to the door and just reached up to the door knob when...
END CHAPTER 4
(Author's Note: I know bad cliff hanger, but my mom is yelling at me to get off the computer. SO BLAME HER! Anyway next chapter extreme musical goodness by: C'mon u know I won't tell you till you read. So It should be up by like Friday so that's it C ya! Oh, BTW Tell ur friends And please Review I want to get a lot before this ends! O yeah also accepting questions!)
Ranma's Last Day Chapter 4
"Say What?!" Ranma exclaimed at Akane's proclamation.
"Ka-ra-o-ke" Akane pronounced it as if speaking to a little kid.
"What? No Way! Why should I?" Ranma asked stubbornly.
"Cause it's your last day and I'm trying to make it special. Please...Do it for me. Akane said pleadingly while Ranma tried to keep up his defenses, but they melted when he saw Akane's warm smile.
'Dammit! Why can't I say no to her?'
"Ummm...Ok let's go." He said finally giving into her pleading eyes.
"I'm glad you see it my way."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ranma walked beside Akane lost in thought of when Akane was on top of him. He couldn't get the feeling of her hot breath on his lips out of his mind.
'She was so close to kissing me. If that driver hadn't come along maybe...' (A/N: Meanwhile...The driver who had stopped them earlier...
Driver: "Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! What happened to my brakes?!?! ::hits rapidly with foot:: WHY IS THE CAR GOING FASTER?!?!?! ::hits brakes again:: SOMEONE CUT MY BRAKE WIRES!!"
A-Chan: "Good scissors...*pats them lovingly* Mwhahahahahahahaha... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Driver: Where's that insane laughter coming from!?!? Where'd that brick wall come!?!?! ::smashes into wall::
A-Chan: "Unfortunately the driver will no longer be with us, because he was not wearing his seatbelt when he hit the wall. He will be missed...NOT! Anyway, back to the fic!)
Ranma stops and Akane walk slightly ahead of him around the corner.
"Akane do you...why did you...did you want..."Ranma stuttered, speaking to the ground.
"What is it Ranma?" Akane asked looking back around the corner.
"Nothing, never mind" Ranma said as he walked around the corner.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Shampoo while making her deliveries, spotted Ranma stopped on the sidewalk and then disappearing around the corner.
'What Airen doing? O well Shampoo glad he here...I must catch up with before disappear.'
Shampoo speeds up on her 10-speed bicycle getting ready to trounce him but when she makes it around the corner all she sees is the door to a Karaoke bar with an open sign on the door.
'Shampoo swear she see Ranma go 'round corner. Hmm....'
Shampoo goes to the window of the Karaoke place and looks in and stands shocked at what she sees.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ranma and Akane walk inside the Karaoke club together and are greeted by a Gothic Chick named Alyssa and a Latino chick named Jamie. (A/N: Oh yes, a little self insertion here. I'm Jamie and the Gothic chick is my OP...please don't ask.)
"Ke Pasa welcome to Ambrosia" Asked the taller of the two, Jamie. (A/N: A- Chan: Yeah that's me!!!! all me!!!!)
"Can I take your first order of what you want to sing?" asked Alyssa pulling out her pad seemingly from out of the air.
Alyssa turns away and swishes her way through the tables that were full. A very unlucky pale black haired boy bumps into her. She turns around eyes ablaze.
"You touched my clothes. No one touches my clothes. ::Grabs by wrist and throws::
Innocent by-stander: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::Smashes into wall:: (A/N: Let's bow are heads in silence for the poor innocent by-stander that had the audacity to touch OP's clothes. ............................Thank you now back to the fic)
Alyssa turns around smiling brightly.
"Would you like "Rock your Body" by: Mis-TER Tim-BER-Lake? (A/N: Represent "MTV MOVIE AWARDS"!
Ranma ,Akane, Jamie sweat-drop simultaneously at Alyssa's sudden happy attitude.
Ranma & Akane: Yeah, sure, right? That's fine...Uh Huh
"I'm just gonna sit down now..." Said Ranma reaching for chair, but his butt just misses it. ::cameras zoom in on Ranma's butt:: (A/N: Yes, We learned from the best! Rurouni Kenshin REPRESENT!)
It seems Akane's leg "slipped" and hooked itself around Ranma's chair leg and jerked in a backwards. (A/N: It happens all the time you know I just did it to my lil' bro it was just an "accident". Hey! Wait how did those quotations get there?! I'm not "lying". And when I say all the time I mean not "very" often. Dammit stop that!!!)
The humor lightened up the mood as everyone started laughing despite the unconscious boy lying on the floor and soon Akane and Ranma were on the stage singing. Akane immediately took the role of Tim-BER-Lake which confused Ranma.
Akane: "Come on dance with me"
Ranma: *slowly* Talk to me girl...
Akane: No disrespect I don't mean no harm.
Ranma: *questioningly* Talk to me girl?!
Akane: I can't wait to have you in my arms.
Ranma: *excitedly* Talk to me girl!!
Akane: Hurry up cause you're takin' to long!
Ranma: *singing* Talk to me girl...
Akane: Gonna have you naked by the end of this song. So...
Ranma:*interrupting* wait...what? I came to dance with you, here to romance with you, I'LL TAKE A CHANCE!,
Akane: Cause love is here on the floor...boy!
Ranma gets caught up in the music and starts dancing around the stage with Akane... man the entire audience is up dancing. (A/N: Let's see there was my cousin Jasmine and Jessica. Plus, my homies Emily and Amy and of course Lisa, my home-girl, was all up on that one dude.)
Throughout that entire time that one boy who Alyssa had slammed against the wall had been crawling to the door and just reached up to the door knob when...
END CHAPTER 4
(Author's Note: I know bad cliff hanger, but my mom is yelling at me to get off the computer. SO BLAME HER! Anyway next chapter extreme musical goodness by: C'mon u know I won't tell you till you read. So It should be up by like Friday so that's it C ya! Oh, BTW Tell ur friends And please Review I want to get a lot before this ends! O yeah also accepting questions!)