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Ranma's Last Day: Chapter 6
Akane and Ranma are walking out of the Karaoke club but are soon stopped by Jamie wondering who the hell was going to pay for all the broken windows Akane had caused with her high note. After negotiations were held and they came to a settlement. To the great pleasure of Jamie and Alyssa. (A/n: Hee-Hee we gonna buy us some Air Force Ones...) Akane and Ranma wandered down the street idly, when a very attractive girl (A/N: No, I'm not like that if that's what you're thinking.) walks past them and Ranma looks over.
Ranma: 'Man...next to that Akane is a ten.'
Akane misinterprets his stare and hurt tries to cover it up by getting seriously peeved at him.
Akane:*coldly* "Like what you see Ranma?"
Ranma: "Huh? What?"
Akane: "Don't act stupid, if you want her than just go with her."
Ranma: "What are you talking about?!"
Akane: Don't play with me, I saw you staring at her ass! (A/N: Wait wasn't he looking at her ass in chapter 2?) Miss look at my ass in my tight booty shorts and tube top that really can't be called tube top because it's only a thin piece of fabric across my chest!!
Ranma: 'Damn that's a long name' "Urk...Akane...that's not what I meant."
Akane: "It doesn't matter, I'm just gonna go home."
Akane starts to walk off when Ranma catches her by the wrist.
Ranma: "What's wrong with you I didn't do nothing!"
Akane: "Just leave me alone Ranma, you just don't get it."
Ranma: *cluelessly* Get what?
Akane: "Girls! Girls are like onions."
Ranma: "What? They smell bad?" ::sniffs at Akane:: 'God. She smells good.'
Akane: "No!" 'He thinks I smell bad?'
Ranma: "They make you cry?"
Akane: 'I make him cry?' "No!!"
Ranma: "Oh...When you leave them out in the sun they turn brown and sprout little white hairs."
Akane: No! That's not what I mean, I meant girls have layers! Just leave it alone!!
Ranma: .....
Akane: ..... (Breathing heavily)
Ranma: Why do you have to be an onion, Why not parfait? Everyone likes parfaits you ever go up to someone and say: "Let's go get some parfait and they be like hell naw I don't like no parfait?"
Akane: Look Ranma girls have layers; onions have layers, end of story! (A/N: End of Shrek movie references, I'm sorry I couldn't resist)
Ranma: (mumbling) Jeez you don't have to be so testy! Has to be that time of the month, going off on people for no reason and all, all I did was think you were prettier than her.
Ranma trails off noticing Akane staring wide eyed at him and blushing heavily.
Akane: .... (Blush)
Ranma: .... (Blush)
They both stand they're blushing. Staring and blushing. Blushing and staring.
(A/N: Okay cut, we got enough footage! ....Cut already guys! Akane & Ranma: "Huh? OH!" A-chan: "Yeah it's time to go to Act 2. Get it together guys! ....You can stop blushing now." Ranma: Oh yeah, ::tries to turn off blush:: "Director my blush is stuck!" OP: Do I have to do everything? Jeez Ranma you turn the switch this way! Baka-kun.)
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Act 2- Scene 1
After many attempts to turn his compliment into an insult, each attempt getting Akane madder than before. Ranma and Akane have finally gotten back home. To Ranma's surprise no one's there. (A/N: Umm Ranma being the slow person that he be was in da club when Akane was putting everybody onto their designated buses,) Plus, there was no note telling where each family member had gone. To Ranma's disappointment Akane has shut herself up in her room. (Dammit she was looking as fly as hell today too, though I am starting to miss the old Akane) So Ranma goes up to her room to apologize. He pauses staring at the wooden duck hanging on her door. Thinking over all that has happened over his last day there...with Akane.
Ranma: 'I wonder why she acted the way she did today? She has to know the way I feel about her by now. Doesn't she?'
Ranma: (knocking on door) "Akane? Akane I need to talk to you."
Here Ranma pauses and puts his ear to the door hearing music emanating from the room. He thought he knew the song, but he wasn't sure and also wondering what Akane was doing, so he cracked the door and looked inside and once he looked he was captivated.
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Akane was lying on her bed, thinking over the afternoon. It had gone the way she had planned, but she still had this bad feeling in the pit of her stomach that she had somehow done something wrong. She had always thought that this would be the only way to get Ranma to stay or just want to be with her. (A/N: Just so you guys know I'm a huge fan of Akane's, but she is pretty slow when it comes to some things.) But what if he did stay and the only reason he did stay was because of this whole thing. She didn't wanna keep acting the way she did today it wasn't her. She wanted Ranma to love her for herself, but the fact that he would be leaving soon scared her to the point that she was willing to do anything for him to stay with her.
Akane: "Stop torturing yourself like this Akane! Get your mind off all of this depressing stuff. I know I'll listen to some music I'll feel better that way.
She walks over to her stereo and turns on her one of her favorite songs. Not one that fit her mood exactly, but hey she loved the song.
IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER TOO MUCH TO ME 'CAUSE YOU WERE JUST TOO DAMN OLD FOR ME ALL THAT REALLY MATTER WAS YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND AND BABE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT
REMEMBER WHEN YOU DROVE ME HOME FROM WORK? I LOVED THE WAY YOU KISSED ME BYE ALL OF YOUR FRIEND THEY I'M JUST TOO YOUNG FOR YOU SO TELL THEM THAT I CAN DO THEIR GIRLS AGE CAN DO AWW BABE
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT
Before she knew it she was dancing around her room singing along, oblivious to a certain pig-tailed boy who crouched watching her awestruck.
DIDN'T REALLY MATTER TOO MUCH TO ME 'CAUSE THEY WERE JUST TOO DAMN BLIND TO SEE AS LONG AS I CAN LOVE YOU DOWN BABY JUST BE MY MAN THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME
Here she finally notices Ranma while looking in the mirror.
Akane: 'Ranma? This isn't what I planned, why is he just staring? I haven't seen a look like that all day, even during the ice cream incident. (She's still singing while thinking this)
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT
Nearing the end of the song Akane stretches out on her bed singing the end of the song quieter this time to herself.
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, OOOOOOOOH LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, I KNOW, I KNOW I COULD LOVE YOU DOWN, DOWN, OOOOOOOOH LOVE YOU DOWN, DOWN, NONONONONONONO LET ME LOVE YOU, I WANNA LOVE YOU, DOWN LET ME LOVE YOU, I WANNA LOVE YOU, DOWN BABE
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Ranma watches all this transpire and after the song ends and he snaps out of his trance. He notices the room get unusually quiet and peers farther in to see what exactly Akane was doing. She lay on her side facing away from him and was perfectly still.
Ranma: 'Is she asleep already?'
Slowly Ranma creeps into her room and nearly yells in surprise when Akane's voice breaks the silence...
(Author's Note: Sorry I know bad cliff hanger, but hey I usually don't write this much in one chapter. I know it's been forever since and update and I'm sorry. But seriously I was tied up in a ton of school work. I promise I'll try to get the next update up soon, like Christmas break. Again thanx everyone for all your support, Without the readers they're would be no fic! Thanx again! ...I feel like I'm accepting an Academy Award. Ah... well c ya next time!)
(P.S Just so everyone know next time I post a chapter it's gonna be under a different pen name. It'll be under "Kikaili" just so you know! BYE!)
Ranma's Last Day: Chapter 6
Akane and Ranma are walking out of the Karaoke club but are soon stopped by Jamie wondering who the hell was going to pay for all the broken windows Akane had caused with her high note. After negotiations were held and they came to a settlement. To the great pleasure of Jamie and Alyssa. (A/n: Hee-Hee we gonna buy us some Air Force Ones...) Akane and Ranma wandered down the street idly, when a very attractive girl (A/N: No, I'm not like that if that's what you're thinking.) walks past them and Ranma looks over.
Ranma: 'Man...next to that Akane is a ten.'
Akane misinterprets his stare and hurt tries to cover it up by getting seriously peeved at him.
Akane:*coldly* "Like what you see Ranma?"
Ranma: "Huh? What?"
Akane: "Don't act stupid, if you want her than just go with her."
Ranma: "What are you talking about?!"
Akane: Don't play with me, I saw you staring at her ass! (A/N: Wait wasn't he looking at her ass in chapter 2?) Miss look at my ass in my tight booty shorts and tube top that really can't be called tube top because it's only a thin piece of fabric across my chest!!
Ranma: 'Damn that's a long name' "Urk...Akane...that's not what I meant."
Akane: "It doesn't matter, I'm just gonna go home."
Akane starts to walk off when Ranma catches her by the wrist.
Ranma: "What's wrong with you I didn't do nothing!"
Akane: "Just leave me alone Ranma, you just don't get it."
Ranma: *cluelessly* Get what?
Akane: "Girls! Girls are like onions."
Ranma: "What? They smell bad?" ::sniffs at Akane:: 'God. She smells good.'
Akane: "No!" 'He thinks I smell bad?'
Ranma: "They make you cry?"
Akane: 'I make him cry?' "No!!"
Ranma: "Oh...When you leave them out in the sun they turn brown and sprout little white hairs."
Akane: No! That's not what I mean, I meant girls have layers! Just leave it alone!!
Ranma: .....
Akane: ..... (Breathing heavily)
Ranma: Why do you have to be an onion, Why not parfait? Everyone likes parfaits you ever go up to someone and say: "Let's go get some parfait and they be like hell naw I don't like no parfait?"
Akane: Look Ranma girls have layers; onions have layers, end of story! (A/N: End of Shrek movie references, I'm sorry I couldn't resist)
Ranma: (mumbling) Jeez you don't have to be so testy! Has to be that time of the month, going off on people for no reason and all, all I did was think you were prettier than her.
Ranma trails off noticing Akane staring wide eyed at him and blushing heavily.
Akane: .... (Blush)
Ranma: .... (Blush)
They both stand they're blushing. Staring and blushing. Blushing and staring.
(A/N: Okay cut, we got enough footage! ....Cut already guys! Akane & Ranma: "Huh? OH!" A-chan: "Yeah it's time to go to Act 2. Get it together guys! ....You can stop blushing now." Ranma: Oh yeah, ::tries to turn off blush:: "Director my blush is stuck!" OP: Do I have to do everything? Jeez Ranma you turn the switch this way! Baka-kun.)
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Act 2- Scene 1
After many attempts to turn his compliment into an insult, each attempt getting Akane madder than before. Ranma and Akane have finally gotten back home. To Ranma's surprise no one's there. (A/N: Umm Ranma being the slow person that he be was in da club when Akane was putting everybody onto their designated buses,) Plus, there was no note telling where each family member had gone. To Ranma's disappointment Akane has shut herself up in her room. (Dammit she was looking as fly as hell today too, though I am starting to miss the old Akane) So Ranma goes up to her room to apologize. He pauses staring at the wooden duck hanging on her door. Thinking over all that has happened over his last day there...with Akane.
Ranma: 'I wonder why she acted the way she did today? She has to know the way I feel about her by now. Doesn't she?'
Ranma: (knocking on door) "Akane? Akane I need to talk to you."
Here Ranma pauses and puts his ear to the door hearing music emanating from the room. He thought he knew the song, but he wasn't sure and also wondering what Akane was doing, so he cracked the door and looked inside and once he looked he was captivated.
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Akane was lying on her bed, thinking over the afternoon. It had gone the way she had planned, but she still had this bad feeling in the pit of her stomach that she had somehow done something wrong. She had always thought that this would be the only way to get Ranma to stay or just want to be with her. (A/N: Just so you guys know I'm a huge fan of Akane's, but she is pretty slow when it comes to some things.) But what if he did stay and the only reason he did stay was because of this whole thing. She didn't wanna keep acting the way she did today it wasn't her. She wanted Ranma to love her for herself, but the fact that he would be leaving soon scared her to the point that she was willing to do anything for him to stay with her.
Akane: "Stop torturing yourself like this Akane! Get your mind off all of this depressing stuff. I know I'll listen to some music I'll feel better that way.
She walks over to her stereo and turns on her one of her favorite songs. Not one that fit her mood exactly, but hey she loved the song.
IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER TOO MUCH TO ME 'CAUSE YOU WERE JUST TOO DAMN OLD FOR ME ALL THAT REALLY MATTER WAS YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND AND BABE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT
REMEMBER WHEN YOU DROVE ME HOME FROM WORK? I LOVED THE WAY YOU KISSED ME BYE ALL OF YOUR FRIEND THEY I'M JUST TOO YOUNG FOR YOU SO TELL THEM THAT I CAN DO THEIR GIRLS AGE CAN DO AWW BABE
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT
Before she knew it she was dancing around her room singing along, oblivious to a certain pig-tailed boy who crouched watching her awestruck.
DIDN'T REALLY MATTER TOO MUCH TO ME 'CAUSE THEY WERE JUST TOO DAMN BLIND TO SEE AS LONG AS I CAN LOVE YOU DOWN BABY JUST BE MY MAN THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME
Here she finally notices Ranma while looking in the mirror.
Akane: 'Ranma? This isn't what I planned, why is he just staring? I haven't seen a look like that all day, even during the ice cream incident. (She's still singing while thinking this)
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, YOU KNOW IT GOTS TO BE SO RIGHT
Nearing the end of the song Akane stretches out on her bed singing the end of the song quieter this time to herself.
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, OOOOOOOOH LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN, I KNOW, I KNOW I COULD LOVE YOU DOWN, DOWN, OOOOOOOOH LOVE YOU DOWN, DOWN, NONONONONONONO LET ME LOVE YOU, I WANNA LOVE YOU, DOWN LET ME LOVE YOU, I WANNA LOVE YOU, DOWN BABE
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Ranma watches all this transpire and after the song ends and he snaps out of his trance. He notices the room get unusually quiet and peers farther in to see what exactly Akane was doing. She lay on her side facing away from him and was perfectly still.
Ranma: 'Is she asleep already?'
Slowly Ranma creeps into her room and nearly yells in surprise when Akane's voice breaks the silence...
(Author's Note: Sorry I know bad cliff hanger, but hey I usually don't write this much in one chapter. I know it's been forever since and update and I'm sorry. But seriously I was tied up in a ton of school work. I promise I'll try to get the next update up soon, like Christmas break. Again thanx everyone for all your support, Without the readers they're would be no fic! Thanx again! ...I feel like I'm accepting an Academy Award. Ah... well c ya next time!)
(P.S Just so everyone know next time I post a chapter it's gonna be under a different pen name. It'll be under "Kikaili" just so you know! BYE!)