Fourteen more hours in the OR proved how gruesome war really was, Trapper, Hawkeye, Sara and Henry were heading back to the Swamp to face Colonel Flagg.
"So what are we going to do?" Sara asked as she dodged a muddy puddle, "Please tell me your not sending me back with that mad man."
"No chance," Henry said, "Flagg has some serious problems, no chance your going back."
"That's a relief," She said, "So what do we do then?"
Hawkeye grinned and held up a small pill.
"Pierce, that's not what I think it might be is it?" Henry asked, "Because if it is what I think it is then it might be best if I pretended that I had no idea that you had what I think you might have."
Hawkeye sighed, "All we have to do is put this in his drink, he'll fall asleep like a baby and when he wakes up we begin."
"Begin what?" Sara asked.
"You'll see." Hawkeye said, he smiled evilly.
They entered the Swamp, Flagg was sitting on the chair next to Sara's cot glaring and the small group.
"It's about time you showed up," He said, "Back your bags Howard, you're coming with me."
The was an odd silence before Sara poked Hawkeye and said, "I'm confused, should I laugh hysterically, say something sarcastic or just stand here."
"Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away." Trapper suggested as they continue to stand in front of the Colonel.
"I'll bet if we had a bright light he would get attracted to it..." Hawkeye said.
"Oh yeah then we just need a giant fly swatter!" Sara said.
"Listen Colonel," Henry said, "Maybe we can discuss Sara's future over a drink?"
Flagg glared at him, "I don't drink while I'm on duty,"
"Well then maybe we can hook you up to an IV and you can drink that way." Trapper suggested. Hawkeye walked over to the still and poured out five drinks, he gingerly added the small pill to the first drink and stirred it until it dissolved.
"Go on," Hawkeye urged, "After all the hard work you've done you deserve it." Flagg glared at him slightly before sipping his drink
"I'm not going," Sara repeated, "And unless you plan on using force on me, which I might add would be a bad move on your part, I will never leave. Especially with you."
Flagg glared at you, "The front is no place for a child."
"Well excuse me, I must go tell all those Korean children on the other side to step out of the way of the tanks." The girl said sarcastically.
"Your very close to the edge young lady," Flagg warned, "Don't push your luck."
Trapper nudged Hawkeye, "He swallowed half a drug store, when's it going to kick in?"
Hawkeye shrugged, "How should know, any normal person would have passed out by now."
"That explains it," Trapper said, "He's far from normal."
"Listen young lady," Flagg started to say, "You're coming with..." He didn't have a chance to finish what he was saying, the Colonel passed out.
"Took him long enough," Sara muttered, "Now what?"
"Now we wait," Hawkeye said.