Note~ It's been a while so yes, its time for (You guessed it!) A DISCLAIMER (yeah!) Despite wishing and praying every night to the heaven's, I don't own M*A*S*H, the only thing i can take claim for is the character of Sara, she's the voice in my head :o)





Colonel Flagg had a hang over that he wouldn't wish on anyone, save Hawkeye or Trapper. His head felt like it weighed roughly three times more than it should, what had they given him? He groaned and sat up slightly, he was laying in the chair he had been in before. Radar flung the Swamp door open and stomped in, (Orders of Hawkeye and Trapper)

"Good Afternoon Colonel!" Radar shouted happily, "How are you today?" Flagg groaned and rubbed his hangover head.

"What do you want corporal?"

"Captain's Pierce and McIntyre wanted to congratulate you on such a wonderful party yesterday, they also wanted me to tell you that they had no idea."

"No idea? No idea about what?"

"I don't know," Radar said, "If I had an idea then I would probably tell you why they had no idea about something that you did that gave them the idea in the first place."

"Well that would be ideal..." Flagg muttered, "Where are they?"

"The mess tent," Radar said, "You're all the camp is talking about."

"But what did I do?"

"You made me promise not to say sir," Radar said, "You said it was top CIA info."

"Well you have to break that promise" Flagg replied.

"But I can't!" Radar exclaimed, "If I promised not to tell your promised which you made me promise that I wouldn't tell that I promised then I would have to break my promise... and I never break my promise."

Flagg stood up, "Just take me to see Colonel Blake!"

"Yes sir!" Radar and Flagg walked from the Swamp to Henry's office.

Radar turned to Flagg, "Wait here sir." He walked into Henry's office where the Colonel was busy tying a fishing fly.

"Sir!" Henry jumped and grabbed the fly, he groaned and looked up.

"What is it Radar?"

"Colonel Flagg want's to see you sir!"

Henry sighed, "Here we go," He muttered, "Tell Pierce, McIntyre and Sara that I want to see..."

"Captain's Pierce and McIntyre are on there way, Sara's with them."

"Radar?"

"Yes sir, I'll try to stop doing that sir."

"Do you always have to rea-."

"No sir I don't always have to read your mind but it's just hard to avoid."

Henry sighed, "Alright, show Colonel Flagg in."

"Yes sir," Radar walked over to the doors and pushed through one side, "This way si-."

Colonel Flagg pushed through the other side and stormed into Henry's office.

"Colonel Blake! I want Pierce and McIntyre court marshalled!"

"Well after that performance last night I'm surprised the nurses didn't have the MP's come after you..." Henry muttered as he adjusted the fly, "That was some party, I had no idea."

"No idea about what?" Flagg asked.

"Oh no," Henry said, "You made me promise not to tell and-."

"Forget it sir," Radar said, "It's been done, And the Captains are here."

Hawkeye, Trapper and Sara walked into Henry's office and sat down.

"Oh it's the great party man himself," Sara said as she leaned back in the chair, "Hope it didn't hurt too much when Hawkeye smacked you?"

Colonel glared at Sara, "He hit me?"

"Well it's your own fault for coming on to me," Trapper said, "I'm a happily married man."

"I thought that was only an ugly rumour started by your wife?" Hawkeye said.

"It was."

"So your not married?" Colonel Flagg asked.

"I am," Trapper replied, "Just not happily."

Colonel Flagg glared at Hawkeye and Trapper, "What happened last night?"

"Oh no," Hawkeye said, "That's between you and the rest of the camp."

"South Korea," Sara put in.

"You and the rest of South Korea," Hawkeye said.

"Try all Korea, north and south." Trapper told him.

"Don't forget North America!" Henry said.

"I must admit," Sara said, "It was a bit rude to just go out and propose to General Clayton, really he's a married man."

"What?" Flagg asked, "Oh god please tell me..."

"Klinger would have said yes," Sara said, "he was a bit offended that you didn't ask him."

Then Radar entered the office and held out Flagg's jacket, "Sir, I got out the ketchup stains and the perfume but the lipstick and blush won't come out. You'll have to get it dry cleaned."

"Give me that," Flagg snatched back his jacket and looked around nervously, "So what did the general say?"

"Well," Trapper began, "Something about you really screwing it up this time and that you had to go back to Seoul right away."

"We were going to wake you up but you seemed to be having a good dream about a puppy." Sara said, "Or something like that."

Flagg sighed and looked around, "What happened last night is between all of you and me only..."

"If only he could remember it," Hawkeye whispered to Trapper.

"I'm going back to Seoul, I'll be back for you." He said to Sara.

"Im sure you won't" She replied to him. Flagg grumbled something rude and stormed from Henry's office.

"Well, One down." Hawkeye said, "Two to g-."

Attention all personnel, Incoming wounded, I repeat Incoming wounded. Both shifts please report to OR, it's gonna be a doozey folks, tonight's movie has been cancelled.