Ahoy there, Jack Sparrow 'ere giving hopeless sailors a snag of advice!
If ye 's a bit rusty on yer pirate talk, look down 'ere.
Loaded to the Gunwales- drunk
Grog- a pirate's favorite alcoholic drink
Sweet trade- piracy
Kneel on yer deck scrubbers- kneel on your hands
Sons of a Biscuit Eaters- derogatory term meaning a bastard son of a sailor
Waister- incompetent sailor
Sprog- a recruit that is generally untrained
Old coat- veteran sailor
Sloop- a small sailing vessel
Bachelor's Wife- a mistress
Hi Captain! I'm a great fan of yours and all! But I'm in need of advice. See, I like this girl, but I don't know if she likes me back. What should I do?
Alrighty matey, I'm a bit loaded to the Gunwale right 'bout now, but here's me mind's leak. Here in the sweet trade, we just out-right tell the lasses that we want 'em for one night, and one night only. You best do the same, and the lass will be mighty pleased with you, but you might need to take a swig from some grog 'afore ye do it.
Captain, speaking man to man, what are some good pick-up lines for the ladies?
Me favor'te tis; What a treasure chest ye 'ave there!
Are you a real pirate?
I be a pirate, that's fer sure. Now kneel on yer deck scrubbers an' knees before I slice off yer dubloonless 'ead.
Captain, I want to be a pirate, but there aren't any now. What do I do?
What ye be talkin' of? Do I have to tell all of you Sons of a Biscuit Eaters again 'bout me bein' a pirate? You good fer nothin' waister!
How can I be like you?
Ye blundering' sprog! Not one among yeah can hold a dubloon up ter me! I'm an old coat with plenty o' 'sperience, now go sail yer sloop out o' me sight!
Hello captain, my name is Emily Peartry , and I was wondering where to find a respectable man?
Well me lass, first off, ye shalln't be found 'ere no more if you want ter be respected, aye? If ye don't want ter be a Bachelor's Wife, then ye should wed a banker of sorts.
All right ye landlubbers, I'd best be off to get me a lass fer tonight, I mean, arr. to.arr. check up on me ship, erm. right.
If ye 's a bit rusty on yer pirate talk, look down 'ere.
Loaded to the Gunwales- drunk
Grog- a pirate's favorite alcoholic drink
Sweet trade- piracy
Kneel on yer deck scrubbers- kneel on your hands
Sons of a Biscuit Eaters- derogatory term meaning a bastard son of a sailor
Waister- incompetent sailor
Sprog- a recruit that is generally untrained
Old coat- veteran sailor
Sloop- a small sailing vessel
Bachelor's Wife- a mistress
Hi Captain! I'm a great fan of yours and all! But I'm in need of advice. See, I like this girl, but I don't know if she likes me back. What should I do?
Alrighty matey, I'm a bit loaded to the Gunwale right 'bout now, but here's me mind's leak. Here in the sweet trade, we just out-right tell the lasses that we want 'em for one night, and one night only. You best do the same, and the lass will be mighty pleased with you, but you might need to take a swig from some grog 'afore ye do it.
Captain, speaking man to man, what are some good pick-up lines for the ladies?
Me favor'te tis; What a treasure chest ye 'ave there!
Are you a real pirate?
I be a pirate, that's fer sure. Now kneel on yer deck scrubbers an' knees before I slice off yer dubloonless 'ead.
Captain, I want to be a pirate, but there aren't any now. What do I do?
What ye be talkin' of? Do I have to tell all of you Sons of a Biscuit Eaters again 'bout me bein' a pirate? You good fer nothin' waister!
How can I be like you?
Ye blundering' sprog! Not one among yeah can hold a dubloon up ter me! I'm an old coat with plenty o' 'sperience, now go sail yer sloop out o' me sight!
Hello captain, my name is Emily Peartry , and I was wondering where to find a respectable man?
Well me lass, first off, ye shalln't be found 'ere no more if you want ter be respected, aye? If ye don't want ter be a Bachelor's Wife, then ye should wed a banker of sorts.
All right ye landlubbers, I'd best be off to get me a lass fer tonight, I mean, arr. to.arr. check up on me ship, erm. right.