Chapter 2 The Antigua Affair
Authors Note-Alrighty mate, ready for the next chapter? I warm you; this one is a bit naughty in one place, with several innuendos. If it bothers a lot of people I'll stick up the rating a notch, but I think it's appropriate for PG13. I hope you guys (and girls ; ) ) like it. Please review.
There once was a poet named Dan,
Who's poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know"
"It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last line that I can" !!
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Even Sparrows sing.
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"Robert Gibbs is my father." Fiona managed, before falling backwards into unconsciousness.
Jack watched as the angry little woman fell forward limply. He reached out to catch her, but instead only got air. She landed with a thud, her head hitting the wall behind her. Jack winced, chewing on his lower lip, not quite sure what to do about the current situation.
"Do I leave the little wench to her own devices or help 'er out?" he asked himself with a frown. The younger girl who worked at the inn stood in the doorway behind him, the bed sheets wrapped around her. Her hair was now wild and messy, her lips looked swollen.
"Cap'n, I think you forgot to bring your ship into the port." She said with a wink, sauntering back into the room with a backward glance and grin on her face. Jack raised his eyebrows in surprise. Forward little thing, wasn't she? He grinned, sparing one more glance at the woman on the ground. She seemed to be stirring. Jack kneeled down and tapped her roughly on the shoulder a few times, his hand straying a bit lower the last few pokes.
Fiona opened her eyes slowly, looking around in confusion, and then at Jack. What was he doing?
"Get your hands off of me, you scoundrel!" she yelled madly, swatting his inquisitive hand away from her breast he had currently been poking. He grinned at her sheepishly.
"Ye see, ye are good for something! I've always liked twins." he said with a laugh, though he was silenced by a hand quickly making contact with his face.
"Really luv, this is getting out of control. Do ye really have to slap me so hard? A gentle nudge would do just fine. Or is it that you just cant keep yer hands off of me?" he said with a smirk, raising an eyebrow suggestively.
"That's it!" Fiona yelled at the attractive pirate man, standing up in a flourish. "I am going to my room and I never want to see you again!" And with that, she stomped off to the next room, slamming the door loudly. The 'Do Not Disturb' plaque fell off her door and landed on the ground. Jack smiled and crossed his arms over his chest.
"I think she likes me."
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Authors Note- Please Review. Constructive, helpful criticism appreciated, flames accepted, nice reviews cherished.
I can't be her angel now
It's not my place to hold her down
And it's hard for me to take a stand
When I would take her anyway I can
Authors Note-Alrighty mate, ready for the next chapter? I warm you; this one is a bit naughty in one place, with several innuendos. If it bothers a lot of people I'll stick up the rating a notch, but I think it's appropriate for PG13. I hope you guys (and girls ; ) ) like it. Please review.
There once was a poet named Dan,
Who's poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know"
"It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last line that I can" !!
~*~*~*~
Even Sparrows sing.
~*~*~*~
"Robert Gibbs is my father." Fiona managed, before falling backwards into unconsciousness.
Jack watched as the angry little woman fell forward limply. He reached out to catch her, but instead only got air. She landed with a thud, her head hitting the wall behind her. Jack winced, chewing on his lower lip, not quite sure what to do about the current situation.
"Do I leave the little wench to her own devices or help 'er out?" he asked himself with a frown. The younger girl who worked at the inn stood in the doorway behind him, the bed sheets wrapped around her. Her hair was now wild and messy, her lips looked swollen.
"Cap'n, I think you forgot to bring your ship into the port." She said with a wink, sauntering back into the room with a backward glance and grin on her face. Jack raised his eyebrows in surprise. Forward little thing, wasn't she? He grinned, sparing one more glance at the woman on the ground. She seemed to be stirring. Jack kneeled down and tapped her roughly on the shoulder a few times, his hand straying a bit lower the last few pokes.
Fiona opened her eyes slowly, looking around in confusion, and then at Jack. What was he doing?
"Get your hands off of me, you scoundrel!" she yelled madly, swatting his inquisitive hand away from her breast he had currently been poking. He grinned at her sheepishly.
"Ye see, ye are good for something! I've always liked twins." he said with a laugh, though he was silenced by a hand quickly making contact with his face.
"Really luv, this is getting out of control. Do ye really have to slap me so hard? A gentle nudge would do just fine. Or is it that you just cant keep yer hands off of me?" he said with a smirk, raising an eyebrow suggestively.
"That's it!" Fiona yelled at the attractive pirate man, standing up in a flourish. "I am going to my room and I never want to see you again!" And with that, she stomped off to the next room, slamming the door loudly. The 'Do Not Disturb' plaque fell off her door and landed on the ground. Jack smiled and crossed his arms over his chest.
"I think she likes me."
~*~*~*~
Authors Note- Please Review. Constructive, helpful criticism appreciated, flames accepted, nice reviews cherished.
I can't be her angel now
It's not my place to hold her down
And it's hard for me to take a stand
When I would take her anyway I can