Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun I am poor.
-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`- `-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-
Time for School
"I don't wanna go to school!" the 15 year old boy whined for the 50th time that morning. They had just moved to this town yesterday and already he had to go to school.
"Oh but Vash you have to go to school! It's your first day." Rem smiled handing him his breakfast.
"No, no, no. I'm not going! I swear upon the life of this piece of toast that I, Vash Saverem will Not I repeat NOT-"
"Ah, shut up Vash." His older brother,Knives, interrupted. They were a only year apart, but it was obvious they were a decade apart when it came to brains. Of course that could just be because Vash had the mind of a second grader.
"Kniiiivees I was in the middle of a speech!" Vash whined. Okay make that a kindergartner.
"I wish there was some way I could convince you to go to school today." Rem sat down on her chair, still smiling.
"I'll convince him for you," Knives said with a smirk. He reached under the table and pulled out..dun dun dun, Legato.
"Yes, Master? Is there anything I can do for you?" Legato bowed.
"Vash here wont go to school." Knives answered. Legato nodded knowingly. Eyes gleaming he looked across the table at Vash while he used his ultra dark mysterious mind puppet powers.
"But Vash..You want to go to school today..dont you?.."
Vash blinked,"No I dont."
"H-how is this possible..no one..no one can resist my ultra powerful mind control..! " Legato fell to his knees.
"Damn. I forgot you need to have a brain for the mind control technique to work." Knives cursed. "Okay, new plan. Legato, tie him up and drag him to the car."
"Right away, Master." Legato said with another bow. "Vash the Stampede will suffer."
"Vash the who?" Knives, Rem, and Vash all paused to stare at him.
"Ah, Sorry. It felt like the right thing to say." He then proceeded in carrying out his order, heading towards Vash with a rope.
"You'll never catch me alive!" Vash jumped up causing his chair to fall back and ran out the kitchen door.That is, he thought it was, but found he had taken the wrong door and was now inside the pantry.
"I will return shortly.." Legato followed inside and shut the door. Crashes and Vash's screams were heard as Rem sipped her coffee and Knives sat silently.
"So where's your other brother?" Rem asked smiling. Yep, theres another one.
"Good Morning everyone!" Vash's twin brother, Vashh, greeted cheerfully entering the kitchen naked. He shared almost all the same features as Vash except his name had an extra ' h' at the end. In case your wondering, HE is the one who looks exactly like the original Vash from Trigun. Vash (the one being tied up in the pantry) meanwhile has a few minor differences in his features.
Legato walked out of the pantry dragging a tied up Vash with him.
"Brother! Save yourself!!" Vash yelled desperately trying to get free of the tight ropes. "Go on without me! Go on and--" He stopped abruptly looking up at his naked brother. ((Yes, he IS naked. You probably thought I just put a typo on that last paragraph, didnt you?huh? huh?!)
"Put on some pants, Man!!!" Vash screamed cowering behind Legato's legs.
"Vashh, where are your pants?" Rem asked, her smile still unchanged as she took another sip of coffee.
"I don't have any!" Vashh stated proudly, and obviously.
"We can see that you Moron." Knives said annoyed. "Now WHY dont you have any pants?"
"Yes, it's all part of my ingenuous plan! I overheard your evil plans of sending us to school today so I threw all of my pants out of the car on our way here. AND I burned the pair of pants I was wearing on the way here too."
"...How exactly does that that help your situation?" Knives asked.
"Well..you wouldn't send me to school naked would you?"
"......"
"Uh..would you?"
"Legato, you better tie him up too." Knives said looking at his watch and getting up. Legato nodded.
"Here's your lunches," Rem handed Knives a paper bag with his lunch in it. She put the twin's food in their backpack. "Here you go, Legato," she said offering him a lunch too.
"No thank you, Mam." Legato shook his head. "I feed upon my Master's approval and drink from the blood of the innocents he lets me slay."
"I packed you a hotdog," Rem smiled handing it to him.
"Bless your kind soul." Legato said sparkly eyed holding the paper bag to his chest as he stalked off following his Master dragging Vash and Vashh behind him with a rope.
"Here." Knives handed Vashh a pair of Blue and Yellow Pikachu boxers.Vashh looked at it and screamed.
"Rem! You can't let me go out like this!!" Vashh said crying frantically, now clad in the stylish pokemon wear. Hey, atleast he isn't naked. .
"He goes out like that and I am spending your retirement money on plastic surgery!" Vash was just as frantic.
"Have a good day at school," Rem smiled waving, seemingly deaf to the brothers' whining, and blind to Vashh's semi-nakedness.
Knives got in his silver celica and Legato shoved the other two in the back seat, throwing their backpacks in with them, before getting inside the car himself. The tires screeched as the car backed out of the driveway and speeded down the road knocking/running over random objects and people that should have watched where Knives was going anyway.
-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`- `-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-
Heya, the first chapter has a lot more detail than the prologue, and a lot more Vash. Two of them! Okay it might seem a little confusing at first, but you should get use to it. I'll get into detail about the differences of the two Vash's eventually. Meanwhile I'll leave you to daydream about an almost naked Vash with pikachu boxers! (Please review and let me know what you think so far. x_X)
-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`- `-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-
Time for School
"I don't wanna go to school!" the 15 year old boy whined for the 50th time that morning. They had just moved to this town yesterday and already he had to go to school.
"Oh but Vash you have to go to school! It's your first day." Rem smiled handing him his breakfast.
"No, no, no. I'm not going! I swear upon the life of this piece of toast that I, Vash Saverem will Not I repeat NOT-"
"Ah, shut up Vash." His older brother,Knives, interrupted. They were a only year apart, but it was obvious they were a decade apart when it came to brains. Of course that could just be because Vash had the mind of a second grader.
"Kniiiivees I was in the middle of a speech!" Vash whined. Okay make that a kindergartner.
"I wish there was some way I could convince you to go to school today." Rem sat down on her chair, still smiling.
"I'll convince him for you," Knives said with a smirk. He reached under the table and pulled out..dun dun dun, Legato.
"Yes, Master? Is there anything I can do for you?" Legato bowed.
"Vash here wont go to school." Knives answered. Legato nodded knowingly. Eyes gleaming he looked across the table at Vash while he used his ultra dark mysterious mind puppet powers.
"But Vash..You want to go to school today..dont you?.."
Vash blinked,"No I dont."
"H-how is this possible..no one..no one can resist my ultra powerful mind control..! " Legato fell to his knees.
"Damn. I forgot you need to have a brain for the mind control technique to work." Knives cursed. "Okay, new plan. Legato, tie him up and drag him to the car."
"Right away, Master." Legato said with another bow. "Vash the Stampede will suffer."
"Vash the who?" Knives, Rem, and Vash all paused to stare at him.
"Ah, Sorry. It felt like the right thing to say." He then proceeded in carrying out his order, heading towards Vash with a rope.
"You'll never catch me alive!" Vash jumped up causing his chair to fall back and ran out the kitchen door.That is, he thought it was, but found he had taken the wrong door and was now inside the pantry.
"I will return shortly.." Legato followed inside and shut the door. Crashes and Vash's screams were heard as Rem sipped her coffee and Knives sat silently.
"So where's your other brother?" Rem asked smiling. Yep, theres another one.
"Good Morning everyone!" Vash's twin brother, Vashh, greeted cheerfully entering the kitchen naked. He shared almost all the same features as Vash except his name had an extra ' h' at the end. In case your wondering, HE is the one who looks exactly like the original Vash from Trigun. Vash (the one being tied up in the pantry) meanwhile has a few minor differences in his features.
Legato walked out of the pantry dragging a tied up Vash with him.
"Brother! Save yourself!!" Vash yelled desperately trying to get free of the tight ropes. "Go on without me! Go on and--" He stopped abruptly looking up at his naked brother. ((Yes, he IS naked. You probably thought I just put a typo on that last paragraph, didnt you?huh? huh?!)
"Put on some pants, Man!!!" Vash screamed cowering behind Legato's legs.
"Vashh, where are your pants?" Rem asked, her smile still unchanged as she took another sip of coffee.
"I don't have any!" Vashh stated proudly, and obviously.
"We can see that you Moron." Knives said annoyed. "Now WHY dont you have any pants?"
"Yes, it's all part of my ingenuous plan! I overheard your evil plans of sending us to school today so I threw all of my pants out of the car on our way here. AND I burned the pair of pants I was wearing on the way here too."
"...How exactly does that that help your situation?" Knives asked.
"Well..you wouldn't send me to school naked would you?"
"......"
"Uh..would you?"
"Legato, you better tie him up too." Knives said looking at his watch and getting up. Legato nodded.
"Here's your lunches," Rem handed Knives a paper bag with his lunch in it. She put the twin's food in their backpack. "Here you go, Legato," she said offering him a lunch too.
"No thank you, Mam." Legato shook his head. "I feed upon my Master's approval and drink from the blood of the innocents he lets me slay."
"I packed you a hotdog," Rem smiled handing it to him.
"Bless your kind soul." Legato said sparkly eyed holding the paper bag to his chest as he stalked off following his Master dragging Vash and Vashh behind him with a rope.
"Here." Knives handed Vashh a pair of Blue and Yellow Pikachu boxers.Vashh looked at it and screamed.
"Rem! You can't let me go out like this!!" Vashh said crying frantically, now clad in the stylish pokemon wear. Hey, atleast he isn't naked. .
"He goes out like that and I am spending your retirement money on plastic surgery!" Vash was just as frantic.
"Have a good day at school," Rem smiled waving, seemingly deaf to the brothers' whining, and blind to Vashh's semi-nakedness.
Knives got in his silver celica and Legato shoved the other two in the back seat, throwing their backpacks in with them, before getting inside the car himself. The tires screeched as the car backed out of the driveway and speeded down the road knocking/running over random objects and people that should have watched where Knives was going anyway.
-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`- `-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-
Heya, the first chapter has a lot more detail than the prologue, and a lot more Vash. Two of them! Okay it might seem a little confusing at first, but you should get use to it. I'll get into detail about the differences of the two Vash's eventually. Meanwhile I'll leave you to daydream about an almost naked Vash with pikachu boxers! (Please review and let me know what you think so far. x_X)