Disclaimer: As pleased as I am to inform you that I just found a dollar in my pant's pocket while folding the laundry, no. No, I still do not have enough money to own Trigun.

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Welcome to S.M.T. Highschool

Leaving a trail of turned over cars and firey crashes behind him, Knives drove up the dark winding road that led it's way up a hill. The road was surrounded by trees on both sides and a hillside to your left. There wasn't much trace of the city other than the semi distant houses you could see through a clearing in the trees. Otherwise it was just dirt and trees. Did I mention there were trees?

"Kn-Kniives," Vash said from the back seat. He was looking out the window nervously, his brother doing the same on the other side of the car. "W-Where are we going?"

"Knives!! Rem said its not nice to leave us in the middle of the woods to die " Vashh whined seeing all the trees.

Knives smirked remembering the countless times he would leave his brothers in the woods when they were young. He would promise to be back for them and completely "forget". That is until they showed up at the front door a month later, worn messes half eaten by any woodland creature alive. Yup, those were the good ol' days.

"Kniives!"

"Knives!"

"Knives!"

"Knives!" His brothers had taken turns whining his name.

"Quiet you ingrates! We're going to SCHOOL," Knives hissed. The two blinked having forgotten that that was what they were in the car for in the first place. "You morons, did you forget the first chapter completely?!"

"Um.." the Vashh opened a laptop and skimmed through it with his brother.

"Oh yeah!" Vash and Vashh said in unison.

"I thought I felt a draft," Vashh said looking down. "A shameful pikachu draft." he added .

Reaching the top of the hill, the twins were relieved to see that there actually was a school up there. There were still trees of course, the school seemed to have been built in the middle of a forest. There were two large parking lots and a line of cars with parents dropping off their kids at the front of the school. Knives parked his car at the front parking lot obviously getting some attenton with his silver celica. It was only the second month of school, but Knives was sure the kids were already familliar with eachother. How couldn't they be? Of all the places to move, Rem decided to move them here. Lake Tahoe. A city half an hour to an hour down a mountain's drive away from any outside civilization but their own.

Rem had seen a postcard of it and was captured by what she called "beauty". The very next day and here they were. It was a quick decision, but she had been wanting to move for a long time. The fact that Vash and Vashh had just blown up the cityhall,police department, and one of the firedepartments didn't really help much in their need to move either. For some reason Rem was convinced that the crowd of people with pitchforks and rifles were there to wish them goodbye. Just when his plans to take over the town was coming together too. He could only wish that the doomsday bomb he left in their basement would be found by someone who could put it to good use.

Meanwhile, back in their old town...

A little four year old boy wandered into his new house's basement to find enough explosives to blow up half the earth.

Okay back to the story...

Knives walked through the crowds of students huddled in their own groups chatting and gossiping about their weekends. He could feel people's stares, mostly girls as they turned their heads to look at the unfamilliar and not too bad looking boy. Of course the fact that following right behind him was Legato dragging screaming twins, one clad only in boxers, didn't really help the stare factor any either.

'Stupid humans,' Knives face looked to be fixed on a permanent glare. He hated school even more than his brothers did. He only came to learn of how much knowledge humans are supplied with and how he could torture this new generation in the worst way before enveloping them in doom. They would have no way out and he'd read their every move. Seeing the humans in their everyday lives would provide the knowledge he needed to take over the world flawlessly at the age of 21. He planned it at that age so it would be legal for him to drink in his victory over mankind. He had the necessary equiptment and power. All he needed now was to attend an everyday, average, ordinary highschool to complete the status reports he had been working on on human predictability since he entered kindergarden.

Just then a blizzard blew through the clear sunny sky and white snow and ice enveloped the whole perimeter blinding them in a swirling white frost. A boy threw himself against the wall next to the Knives, Legato, and the twins screaming at the top of his lungs clawing at the building. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! AAAAGGHHHH!!!" he screamed frantically. The one minute blizzard ended returning the sky to its clear state again and the guy stopped casually walking away. A swarm of squirrels ran pass them and a guy wearing a dress trudged pass with a sign "it was a dare."

Knives face went blank and his brothers blinked. Even Legato seemed to twitch a little as he watched the squirrels scurry by. Knives had a lot of paperwork to do.

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A/N: Plz review, I have childhood issues that requires constant approval. Lol XD