Kitty: ^.^ Heydy ho! New chaprter NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: KITTY DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH BUT SHE DOES OWN THE PLOT AND KAT BUT KURRY OWNS

HERSELF.

Thanks to: Kurry for giving me enough ideas she may as well have written this chapter X3

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"CRAZY DOG!!!" yelled Bakura as he turned and began to run the other way. And, lol and behold,

a pissed off looking doberman was

running at them. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled everyone as they turned and ran the other way.

Kurry tripped,

but right before the huge doberman pounced, Malik scooped her up and carryed her into the

school with the rest. Once inside Malik

put her down (now beet red). "Th-Thank you!" said Kurry, getting her head around what had

just happened. "No problem" said

Malik. Suddenly the bell rang for school to end. "Bye Malik, I have to catch the bus, and

thank you again!" said Kurry, waving as

she ran to the bus. "Homina homina homina EeEp" said Malik as he slid to the ground.

Snickering was heard behind him. =O_O=

"shit" said Malik, as he had forgotten the rest of the gang was still right behind him.

"Well, YOU two get along well, dont you?"

said Yami. "-_- Shut up, 'YAM-YAM"" snapped Malik. "ACK! MALIK! YOU PROMISED!!!" said Yami.

Isis giggled. "Yam-Yam. Cute ^.^"

said Isis. Yami blushed. "If mushfest is over, can we get out of here?" asked Bakura.

"-Oh yeah." said Joey who had been laughing

with Mai.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SETOS HOUSE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kitty was banging on the door to Setos room. "SETO YOU OPEN THIS DOOR! YOUVE BEEN IN THERE FOR

FOUR HOURS!!!"

yelled Kitty. "GO AWAY! I HAVE WORK TO DO!" yelled Seto from behind said locked door. "I may

have to resort to plan B"

said Kitty. "What plan B?" asked Serenity. Kurry chuckled. "This" said Kitty as she kicked the

door down. Seto, who had previously

been typing on his laptop, jumped six feet in the air. Serenity gigled. "HEEEEEEEEY KAIBA!"

said Kitty. "AHH!" yelled Seto who then

attempted to go out the window. "Not so fast!" said Kitty, who was leaning out the second

floor window holding Seto by his jacket.

"Damn" said Seto as he was pulled through the window. "Now your little brother is home early,

has had us explained and has forgiven

you for being a dumbass, but you have to do one thing for him" said Kitty. "What? WHAT?!?"

yelled Seto. "^_^ SLEEPOVER PARTY

FOR EVERYONE!!!" yelled Kitty. Seto sighed. "Fine" said Seto. "Where is he?" asked Seto.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SETO-CHAN" said Mokuba as he ran in and pounced. "Hey Mokuba" said

Seto. "^-^ Good to see you! Can I call the guests now? The stuff is all ready!" said Mokuba.

"You got the stuff ready?" asked Seto. "We knew you couldnt say no to Mokuba" said Kitty.

"Am I that predictable?" asked Seto. "You not predictable, just a softie ^.^" said Serenity.

Seto went purple. Joey twitched again. "Umm... I'll go call the guests!" said Kurry as she

quickly ran out of the room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GUESTS ARRIVE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The guests were the following:

-All members of household

-Mai

-Isis&Malik&Marik

-Yami&Yugi

-Ryou&Bakura

-Tea

-If I missed anyone on this list.. um... May I be cuddled by chibi Ryous! ^.^;

*hopes she forgot someone*

"Let's play truth or dare!" said Mai. Groans from the guys. "I'll go first" said Tea.

"Okay Bakura, truth or dare?" asked Tea. "Dare!" said Bakura. "I dare you to let Mai do your

hair!" said Tea grinning. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Bakura, but Kitty and Kurry pulled him

back and tied him to a chair. "MUhahahahaha!" cackled Mai as she wipped out a bag and pulled

out some neon pink bows.

**************half a profanity filled hour later*************

Bakura sat in the chair bright red, with pink bows, braids,pigtails,glitter,gel,perfume,clips

etc in his hair Kitty untied him and he ran out of the room yelling something about Tea

being the first to go when he took over the world. Everyone cracked up. Bakura walked in

fifteen minutes later with his hair back to normal. "GRARRARR... KAIBA! TRUTH OR DARE!!!"

yelled Bakura. "Ummmm... truth" said Seto cringeing. "Who in this room do you think is the

cutest?" asked Bakura. Seto turned a spectacular shade of magenta. "S-S-S-s-S-s-Serenity"

stuttered out Seto. Serenity turned a shade of scarlet to match Setos magenta. "WHAAAAAAAT?!?"

yelled Joey at the top of his lungs, and then turned a shade of green that whooped Setos

and Serenitys. Joey ran after Seto who had ran for it as soon as Joey went green. "I'LL EAT

YOU FOR BREAKFAST YOU ORNERY SISTER LOVING MONEY RAT!!!!" yelled Joey as he chased Seto down

the hall. Isis giggled. "Well someones popular" said Mai. Kitty and Kurry were killing

themselves laughing. Malik and Ryou who had been laughing their heads of and leaning on

each other fell sideways, causing a domino effect like this:

Ryou&Malik-Kitty&Kurry-Yami&Isis= floor. "Ryou? Gerrof me!" said Kitty muffled. "I cant!

Kurrys on me!" said Ryou. "I cant either! Maliks on ME!" said Kurry. Mali, relived at not

being squashed but bright pink at landing on Kurry quickly got off the pile, Followed quickly

buy a red Kurry,Ryou and Kitty. Yami, who had been at the bottom was out cold, and Isis sort

of rolled of his back and lay on the floor dizzily. "@-@ TheE room ish all shpIiEeNiY" said

Isis dizzily. "x_X" said Yami. Malik sweatdropped. "^^; Oh boy" said Malik sheepishly.

Yami sat up, but at an angle he liplocked with Isis who had gotten up just before him.

"o-o ACK! IM SORRY ISIS!" shouted Yami jumping away. "Eezy skeezy lemon peezy @_@" said Isis

before passing out. Yami blushed as Yugi nundged him. "5000 Years and still havent lost your

touch, eh Yami?" snickered Yugi. "Shut up mini me" said Yami. "HEY!" yelled Yugi indignantly.

Yami snickered as Isis sat up dizzily. "Huh? Eh? Wha? Wha happened?" asked Isis. "NOTHING"

said Yami hurriedly. Then she remembered. "=o.o=" was her main thought. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

said both involved. "Awkward." said Marik. Seto ran in with a knocked out Joey draped over his

shoulder whom he threw onto the couch. "Ahem. Kitty, truth or dare?" asked Seto. "Dare!"

said Kitty. "Show our lovely guests who you and Kurry really are" said Seto. "HUh?' said Ryou

and Malik. "DOH'!" said Kurry and Kitty. "Ok ok." said Kitty. There were two flashes of light,

and in their place were a demonized and angelized Kurry and Kitty. "=O-O= You'll please

excuse my drooling" said Malik dozily. Kurry blushed. Kitty snickered.

"In the infamous wordS of Ryou: ^^; Oh my." said Kitty. Everyone elses

eyes bugged out. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" said Tea.

"Alright. How many of you knew about this already?" asked Mai. Seto,Serenity,Ryou,Yugi,Yami,

Bakura and Joey (who had woken up) all whistled innocently. "Why am I always the last one to

find out about these things? So whos the pround owner of the guardian angel?" asked Mai.

Innocent whistling from Joey. "Interesting. And the demon?" asked Mai. Seto raised a sheepish

hand. X3 "Shoulda known that one." said Mai. Kitty eyed Mai. "Your staying pretty calm" said

Kitty. "I've seen 5000 year old spirits, hung out with Yugi,been to the shadow realm and hung

from a pole 10 floors up, you expect a couple of chicks with wings that mean no harm to scare

me?" asked Mai. "Good Point" said Kurry. Everyone but Joey,Mai,Kurry and Kitty anime fell.

"Now that this has been established, it's my turn. MALIK! Truth or dare?" "Truth" said Malik.

(STILL drooling over Kurry) "Okay, in your opinion who the cutest girl in this room?" grinned

Kitty. "Thats EVIL" said Serenity. "X3 I like it." grinned Isis. Yami blinked. "I didnt know

you were that evil." said Yami. "X3 I like it" he finished. Isis blushed. Malik was purple.

"K-K-KkK- KURRY!" shouted Malik. There was a thud. Kurry had blushed so much she'd fainted.

0_o "Is she okay?!?" asked Malik panickedly. "She's fine. To much happy in one word."

Said Kitty. Malik blushed. "Maliks turn" said Marik, grinning. "Shut up Marik" snapped Malik.

"Rowr" said Mai. ; was the identical look on Malik and Mariks faces. Malik sighed. "Aight

sister, truth or dare?" asked Malik. "dare" said Isis. "I dare you to kiss Yami" said Malik.

Yami went scarlet and Isis went lavender. "Uhh.... Sorry Yami" said Isis as she leaned over

and kissed Yami. When she broke away. Yami fainted. o-o; "Uhhhhh" said Isis. "Your turn"

said Tea. "Tea! Truth or dare?" asked Isis. "Truth" said Tea. "Okay... who do you have a crush

on?" asked Isis. "O-O Umm... yugi." said Tea quietly. Small thud. Yugi joined Yami on cloud 9.

Tea blushed. "Kitty! Take my turn. I have to get the smelling salts." said Tea running out

of the room. "Heh. Seto, truth or dare?" asked Kitty. "Dare" said Seto. "You know that

song you wrote when Joey told you Serenity was going out with Tristan? I dare you to sing it

to Serenity" said Kitty evily. "You told him WHAT?!?" shreiked Serenity as she clonked him

over the head. x-X Joey was out cold. Seto turned chalk white. "O-oK" he stuttered. He walked

to the front of the room and Kitty dimmed the lights and threw him a microphone.

(((DISCLAIMER: I dont own Sugar Ray nor any of their songs.)))

Seto took a deep breath and began:

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold

Look over there (where?)

There's a lady that I used to know

She's married now or engaged or something so I'm told

Is she really going out with him?

Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

Is she really going out with him?

'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me

There's something going on around here

Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street

I wash my hair and I kid myself, I look real smooth

Look over there (where?)

There

Here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend

They say that looks don't count for much

And so there goes your proof

Is she really going out with him?

Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

Is she really going out with him?

'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me

There's something going on around here

Around here

But if looks could kill

There's a man there who is marked down as dead

'Cause I've had my fill

Listen you

Take your hands from her head

I get so mean around the scene

Hey, hey, hey....

Seto hung his head.

"Oh Seto....."

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Kitty: Yeh yeh I know it was short, but if you wanted an update sometime this millenium you'll live with it.