pYup,new Guardiaun. I have writers block on ALL of my other fics, so im working mainly on
theeshk. Merry christmas all! Enjoy the special.
DISCLAIMER: KITTY DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH
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pKitty ran upstairs to find that Seto had attempted getting up and fell on his face,and
discovered he couldnt get up again. Moron" mumbled Kitty. Seto mumbled something. Kitty
lifted him back in the bed, threated to kill him if he tried that again and went downstairs.
Everyone stared."Wha' Happened?" mumbled Joey. "Nevermind" said Kitty, sighing. You guys may
as well sleepover."said Kitty to Mai and Malik. "Meep" said several people. "Hey! tomorrows a
week till Christmas!"squealed Serenity. "Mmmm" said Kitty, smirking. "Im exausted, let's hit
the sack" said Kitty. "Your rooms are upstairs to the right they should be right next to Kurry
and Joeys" (im so ebil.)More "Meeps" followed.p
~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NEXT DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
p Seto sat up and yawned, stretching. Then blinked. "Hey.... I can MOVE! YIPPIEEE!"
said Seto as he threw on his navy blue bathrobe and started cartwheeling around the hallway.
Kitty poked her head out of the door, clad in a dark black bathrobe. She giggled.
"Feeling better?" asked Kitty as Seto fell over. "Hullo" said Seto sheepishly.
Serenity, wearing a pink bathrobe, poked her head out of her room. Then snorted. "What?"
asked the two brunetts. "Kitty- your slippers." Kitty blinked, then grinned. "Stylish, ne?"
asked Kitty. She was wearing slippers shaped like tiger paws. Seto blinked and sat up.
Serenity lost it. Seto was wearing slippers shaped like blue eyes white dragons. Seto blushed.
Kitty grinned. "Stylish!" Joey slogged out out of his room in a green bathrobe mumbling
something about all the ruckus, when Mai and Malik walked out of their rooms in identical
purple bathrobes and Kurry walked out in a baby blue robe. Kurry giggled. "Oh... my..god"
Kurry and Serenity were just dying. "Wha?" said Mai and Malik at the same time, then they
looked at eachother and started laughing too. Kitty sighed, let out her wings and
zippe-dee-doo-dahd right downstairs. Seto laughed and followed, everyone else close behind.
About an hour later Seto and Kitty were talking very quickly in German, and no one else knew
WHAT the hell they were talking about. "Mayabe I shoulda taken all those extra language courses"
said Kurry. "You took all those dance ones instead, remember?" said Kat. "Oh yeah" said Kurry.
Seto and Kitty were still conversing in German, but it was increasingly obvious they were
arguing about something. "Ya know, they did a good job in matching HQ with these two. We get
assigned to guard people we have a lot in common with. The look,the attitude,the intrests....
The weird taste in slippers... it's uncanny" said Kat. Malik snorted into his coffee at the
slippers crack. Seto and Kitty finally stopped. "Guess what guys? Were gonna have a christmas
party on christmas eve! Formal dress, jus' so ya know. YAY!" Said Kitty excitedly. Seto sighed
exsasperatedly. "She should be a writer.... @_@ Talked circles around me. And in GERMAN."
blinked Seto. Serenity giggled. "She IS a gemini. The sign of communication ya know."
said Mai. Kitty grinned. "It's getting her to shut up thats the trick" said Seto, earning
himself a slipper to the head. After everyone was awake and dressed, they were mostly lounging
around when Kitty sat up. "Wholy SHIT it's SNOWING!" shouted Kurry before Kitty could say
anything. "OW! MY POOR EARS!" moaned Kitty. "Oops. Sorry, I forget you have such good hearing."
"IT'S SNOWING? EEEEEEEEEEEE! ^__________^" Serenity grinned. Mai and Malik looked at eachother
and ran home to get their winter stuff. By the time they got back, The rest of them were in
the front yard. Kitty was in a snowball fight with Seto, Joey and Serenity were building a
snowman, and Kat and Kurry were making... ((here it comes)) SNOW ANGELS! ^___^ (couldnt resist)
Mai snuck up behind Joey and smuched some snow into his hair. "ACK!" said Joey as he turned
around. Mai grinned. Joey shoved her into a snowbank and the war of the blondies began. (lol)
Ryou and Bakura showed up just then, Ryou was wearing a white tuke with christmas trees.
Bakura had evidently refused to wear a hat of any kind. "RYOU! HEY!" shouted Kitty, waving,
and then getting beaned in the head by a snowball from Seto. Kat ran to Bakura and hugged him.
"Almost didnt see you, your hair blends with the snow" grinned Kat. Bakura let out a mock growl
and kissed her on the lips. They ended up sitting in the snow watching the insanity and
snuggling. Ryou had joined Kitty in the snowball fight and Seto was getting pummeld until
Serenity joined by beaning Ryou in the head from behind with a snowball. Seto grinned and
joined her in pelting the poor albino bishie with snow, until Kitty blocked for him with one
of her wings. Ryou blinked. "Thanks" said Ryou grinning. Kitty blushed lightly and grinned.
She then got whacked in the head by a snowball from Seto. Wiping the snow of her face, she
glared and said, "Of course you realize, THIS means war." Over with Joey and Mai, both
were tired out and had collapsed in the snow. Suddenly there was a rousing chourus of jingle
bells heard, and Yami,Yugi,Isis and Tea rode up in a large fancy sleigh driven by two
beautiful white horses. Kitty squealed. "EEEEEEE! THERE SO PRETTY! ^____^" shouted Kurry.
"Whered you get THOSE, O' pharoah and mini pharoah?" asked Seto. Serenity giggled.
"Hey!" said Yugi indignantly. Tea giggled and hugged him, which shut him up. "Rich uncle
lent em to us" said Yami. There was shout from the house and a small raven haired figure
zoomed from the house and tackled his brother. "Big BROOOOOTHHHHER!
Why didnt anyone wake me up?" asked Mokuba. Group "Whoops". "Sorry Mokie" said Seto.
Then slapped his hand over his mouth. Serenity blinked. "Mokie?" "Old nickname" said Kitty.
Mokuba looked at Seto."Seto.. you havent called me Mokie scince you were little...."
he then grinned widely and hugged him. "You seem so much happier now that Kitty and them
showed up." giggled Mokuba. Seto blushed. "Awwwwwwwwww... thats so cute ^____^ " said Serenity.
She then whispered in Mokubas ear; "Youre cute Mokuba, but you havent got anything on your
brothers puppy face" Mokuba giggled and Seto looked at them quizzicaly. Mokuba giggled and
gave him a thumbs-up. Seto blinked confusedly. Serenity then whispered something in Setos ear
and he went bright red. Joey growled softly, but managed to restrain himself. "Care to
come for a ride?" asked Yami. "WHOO HOO!" said Kitty as she hopped into the sleigh.
Everyone laughed and followed, and the seating was as follows: Yami,Isis,Yugi,Tea and Mokuba
up front, and Serenity,Seto,Ryou,and Kitty in the middle, and Kat,Bakura,Kurry and Malik in
a the back. A few miles and a rousing chorus of jingle bells later, it was
starting to get dark. "Hey... The stars are coming out" said Malik. "Yeah..." said Kurry,
snuggling up to him. Malik blushed and out his arms around her. Kitty grinned. "They make such
a cute couple, huh Ryou?" said Kitty softly. "Yeah.." said Ryou quietly. After another little
while Kitty had fallen asleep on Ryous shoulder, and Serenity had *somehow* ended up in Setos
lap. Joey and Mai were asleep in eachothers arms and Yugi and Tea were snuggleing, and Isis
was leaning on Yami, who was steering and bright red. When they got back to the mansion, they
were frozen solid. Kittys teeth were chattering when she woke up, and as she had fangs this
was no quiet thing. "BrRrRr...." said Kitty as she created a small fireball in her hand.
"Oooooooooh... shiny @_@" said Bakura. Kat giggled. Once everyone was inside, Mai and Joey
went to make hot choclate. "Psst... guys, watch this" said Yami as he pulled some mistletoe
from his pocket and stood on a chair by the kitchen door.Mai and Joey came out at the same time,
and looked up when Yami coughed. "Meep" said Both, looking at eachother and blushing.
"You guys know the rules!" said Isis, grinning. Then everyone else took up a chant of
"KISS HER, WHEELER! KISS HER, WHEELER!" That had Joey even redder than Mai. Joey took a deep
breath, leaned in and kissed Mai. Two whumps. They had both fainted. Followed by a loud
SPLOOOSH. "Oh great, look what you did to the hot choclate" said Kitty. Yami sweatdropped.
Sorry about that" said Yami sheepishly. Kitty and Kurry got identical EVIL grins.
"Mehehehehe" said both. They then picked up Joey and Mai and put their unconsious bodies in
Mais bed. They then put a note on the door, reading 'BAKURA SPIKED THE PUNCH, SORRY'
and ran out giggleing madly. "Thats EVIL" said Yugi. "We know" said both. "I like it"
said Ryou and Malik. This sent everyone into fits of laughter.
About and hour later an "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
followed by a THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
Was heard as two blondes fell down the stairs to the hysteric crew.
After some explanations and angry chasing, most people left, but Mai,Malik,Ryou and Bakura
were going to sleep over. p
p *******************THAT NIGHT*********************
Three words. Group.Pillow.Fight. Can we say Mayhem?
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shouted Malik as he pummeld Bakura
with a piilow, then go whacked by Kat who got whacked by Kurry. Serenity and Seto were in a
war with Ryou and Kitty, and Mai and Joey were beating the tar out of eachother with pillows.
Eventually everyone lay panting on the floor. Seto got up and flumped into an armchair.
"Oy! My chair!" said Kitty.
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"MINE"
"MINE"
"MINE"
"WOULD YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE AND WORK THIS OUT ALREADY?!?"
'*-*'
"Yours."
Ryou twitched a little, and Seto and Kitty were blushing. Serenity on the other hand was
giggleing so badly she fell into Setos lap which REALLY got everyone going and both were bright
red and Ryou stopped twitching when Kitty got tired of standing and sat in HIS lap.p
p "Meep"
Everyone lost it entirely, and an hour later they were panting on the ground and dehydrated and
in tears. They decided to go to bed. The girls were sharing a room and the guys were sharing a
room. In the guys room, the guys were laughing themselves stupid at Seto. "It isnt funny"
growled Seto. "What? That you have a crush on the sweet innocent one? You'll corrupt her!"
laughed Malik. "Like you corrupted Kurry?"" smirked Seto. "Sheddup" said Malik, blushing.
Ryou grinned. "At least all of you guys have KISSED a girl... Im such a loser u__U"
moaned Ryou. "Then ya just insulted your own little girlfriend... Shes never been kissed
either" said Seto. "WHAT?!?" shouted Ryou. "Kitty? Really? She's so flirty she never really
seemed the type to be shy about that kinda thing" said Bakura. "Hey, who heres the best friend
of said demon? I dont just tell her my problems, she talks to me too. She wasnt what you'd
call popular back in Demonland if you recall. And as she's lived there her whole life, shes
been belittled pretty much that long. It does take a toll on you no matter how strong willed a
person is." said Seto gravely. The loudest silence anyone had ever heard filled the room.
"I hadn't even though about it before.. my god." said Malik. "I knew Kat had had things
bad, but I hardly thought about Kitty before......." said Bakura. "Amazing what you notice
when one pays attention." said Seto. More silence. "Well, I officaly feel guilty as hell."
said Yugi. "-Hey.......... When are you and Malik gonna do the plan thingy?" asked Yami,
eager to change the subject. "Oh. Christmas eve, at the party" said Ryou.
"I get nauseous just thinking about it *-*" said Malik. "Well, you guys wont be alone.
There officaly a whole karokee thingamajigg at the party now" said Seto. 'Really?
Who else is singing?" asked Ryou. "Kittys singing,
and thats all ima sayin"
said Seto grinning. Ryou blushed. "WHATS SHE SINGING?!?" shouted Ryou.
"I aint sayin nothin" said Seto. Ryou jumped him and was promptly deposited on the floor.
"x_x Like, ow." said Ryou dizzily. In the girls room, they were mostly talking about the
party and christmas. "Were gonna decorate the whole mansion soon! YAY!" said Serenity,then
she giggled. "We've got mistletoe too" she finsihed evily. Several odd noises followed.
"Im going to get something to drink" said Kitty, as she headed for the door. "A saucer of
milk, perhaps?" giggled Kurrry. "Sheddup" said Kitty. She walked past the boys room and heard
something interesting, and pressed her ear to the door. What she heard was this:
"-Kitty. "And she's just so... clingy and dependantish. "Not what youd call eye candy either.
I feel sorry for Kitty." It was Ryous voice. Kitty took a step back. Clingy? Dependant?
She knew she wasn't eye candy, but it still hurt. Coughing slightly she ran down the stairs
and out the door, and sat behind a rosebush in the snow, crying softly and shivering.
About an hour later the other girls got worried and knocked on the door of the guys room.
Malik answered it, looking confused. "Whats wrong?" asked Malik, seeing the worried looks on
their faces. "We can't find Kitty, and she went to get something to drink an hour ago." said
Kat. "WHAT?!??! WELL WHAT ARE WE STANDING AROUND FOR? WE GOTTA FIND HER!" thundered Ryou as he
flew past the girls and down the stairs. After another half hour of searching Ryou thought to
check outside. It had started to snow harder. He heard a soft sobbing from the rosebushes.
He slowly walked aound them to fins a pale, blue lipped and shivering Kitty, crying her eyes
out. "Kitty? What on earth are you doing out here? Whats wrong? What happened?" asked
Ryou worriedly as he rushed to her side. "Im slowly freezing myslef to death, duh. It's not
like you care." said Kitty sharply.
Ryou was so taken aback by this he almost fell over. "What? Of course I care! Why would you
say that?" asked Ryou. "I overheard you earlier- You said I was clingy,dependantish. I
know im not much to look at, but am I really clingy and dependant? And it still hurts coming
from you" coughed Kitty. The look on Ryous face Kitty couldnt read, but then a look of
realization hit him. "Oh! Kitty- I wasnt talking about you, I was talking about PAM! Seto was
saying whata scary piece a work she was, and Malik was joking I like her, and I was saying I
felt sorry you had to put up with her! You just misunderstood!" said Ryou. Kitty looked up.
"Really?" she said quietly. Ryou nodded. "Oh- I am such an IDIOT! Oh my GOD im such a moron..."
said Kitty. "Youre not a moron, you just misunderstood, I wouldve thought the same thing if I
had been you" said Ryou. "And by the way- whoever gave you the idea YOU werent much to look at
was a moron" said Ryou. Kitty sniffed. "R-really?" "Really" said Ryou. "Now come in, you'll
freeze to death out here. Are you okay?" asked Ryou. "Y-Yeah... but im gonna seem so stupid to
the others." said Kitty. "They'll just be glad your okay, theyre all beside themselves"
said Ryou. Kitty tried to get up, and the fell into the snow. "Ummm... I think i've gone numb"
said Kitty sheepishly. "Here, I'll carry you" said Ryou, picking her up. "Umm... by the way, I
know this sounds stupid, but... you dont have a thing for Seto, do you?" asked Ryou quietly.
"WHA? Of course not! Why in the WORLD would you think that?" giggled Kitty. "Well- you
guys are just so close- and... oh nevermind" sad Ryou. "Were best friends, and it's also
kind of a guardiaun-guarded thing. Hee hee... Im sorry- it just strikes me as pretty funny.
I mean addmittedly Seto isnt bad to look at, but he's got nothing on-" Kitty got a funny
look on her face and shut up. "-on?" asked Ryou hopefully. "Nuna yer buisness" giggled Kitty.
"Would it help if I told you I thought you were cute?" grinned Ryou. Kitty blushed and smiled.
"Okay- Ill give you a hint. He has white hair and a cute accent." grinned Kitty.
Ryou blushed. "Oh." was the best he could get out. "Well we best go in" said Ryou as her opened
the door. "Lookie what a found! A catsickle!" said Ryou, laughing. There was a stampede as
everyone ran for the door. "Well arent you two cozy?" grinned Malik. "Not as cozy as you
and Kurry were at the hospital, i'll bet." said Ryou, smirking. Malik and Kurry blushed.
"What on earth HAPPENED?" asked Isis. "I misunderstood something I overheard Ryou say, and
basically acted like a total moron and ran outside." said Kitty, words punctuated by her
chattering teeth. "Well whatever- but thank god youre okay! Let's find some blankets and hot
choclate! Youre lips are blue!" said Kat. Fifteen minutes later, Kitty was wrapped in several
blankets and had a mug of hot choclate. "Im- f-f-ine g-guys -r-r-r-rreally" stuttered Kitty.
"Wow, convinceing X3" said Yami. Isis giggled. They all sat in the livivng room for awhile
and ended up falling asleep on random things snuggled up to one another. The next morning,
the first one awake was Seto. He looked around for a minute, confused. Then he remembered the
events of the previous night. "NnNnnnnmmm..." he moaned and then turned bright red as he
realized who he had his arms around. (Give ya a hint. Last names Wheeler, and it aint Joey.)
Kitty awoke next, under a mountain of blankets with Ryou. "Wha?- Ngg.Morning bad." was all she
said before she went back to sleep. Seto sweatdropped and slowly and carefully got up.
And just in time, as Joey woke up next in the armchair with Mai in his lap. The blonde turned
purple. Seto couldnt help but snort. Yami stirred, he had been against the arm chair with
Isis leaning against him. "Hzzbin? Huh? NnNgGgGH." Was all he said before wobbling to his feet.
Isis stirred in her sleep and mumbled something. Kat and Bakura woke up next, on the other
end of the couch Kitty and Ryou were on, and quite comfortable in eachothers arms, so neither
bothered to get up. Mokuba came bounding down the stairs, as Seto had told him to go to bed when
he came asking what was going on the night before. He giggled when he saw Yugi asleep with his
head in Teas lap, who was leaning against the wall. "HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY GUYS!"
shouted Mokuba at the top of his lungs. Everyone jumped, and those on the couch and armchair
were in a heap on the rug. Serenity sat up. "MokUuUbBbAa!" shouted Seto. Mokuba "Eeeped"
and ran upstairs. Seto sweatdropped. Ryou blushed when he realized he'd landed on Kitty.
Suddenly there was a soft snoring. Kitty had fallen asleep again. "Not a morning person?"
questioned Isis. "You shoulda seen her the day she had to get up at five" laughed Kurry.
Ryou got up and gently shook the snoring Kitty. "You alive?" asked Ryou. "Go 'way"
mumbled Kitty into the blankets she'd been buried in. Yami walked up. "Geddup" he said,
poking Kitty in the side with his shoe, which was shredded at lightning speed by a flash
of claws. Nobody else tried to wake up Kitty. She was up half an hour later, and hyperactive.
As Kitty hopped around, Seto laughed. "SoOo, I take it she's just slow waking up, and then
goes into turbo mode? Is there an OFF button?" he snickered as Kitty started cartwheeling.
Suddenly she stopped. "LET'S GET THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!" shouted Kitty.
There was a cheer and everyone thundered to the attic. An hour or so later the decoration
had been lugged down with the one mishap of Seto and Joey ramming into eachother from behind
two big boxes and getting into a fight. Kitty was flying around hanging up a sort of garland
wreath with holly in it, and a big red bow at every place it stopped. Kurry and Malik
were hanging up the mistletoe *cough* And Seto and Serenity were outside putting up christmas
lights with the help of Kat and Bakura. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
was heard as Serenity fell off the roof, but luckily she fell right into Setos arms.
Kat and Bakura catcalled at the two red teens. Seto put Serenity down, and Serenity giggled.
"My Hero" she laughed as Seto went even redder than before. Kitty, who had come outside with
the wreath was giggleing herself stupid. "Chee... Maybe I should telll JoOoeEeYyY" laughed
Kitty. "Jee, Maybe I should tell RyOoOu" said Seto, without missing a beat.Kitty tripped and
landed right
into the snow. Ryou poked his head out the door just then. "Tell me what?" he asked blinking.
"That Kitty thinks youre- MFfFuUuf!" Kitty had her hand over Setos mouth. "Tell you
absolutely NOTHING. Go help Kurry and Malik or something, at risk of intterupting one of their
little make out sessions" said Kitty, and right then Kurry fell off the balcony and landed
with a soft whumph in the snow. Malik was on the balcony, beet red and had lipstick on his
face *somehow*. When Kurry surfaced, she coughed. "Oh. Nevermind than, evidently there
finished." said Kitty. "We-uhh- errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... Can I blame this on mistletoe?"
blinked Kurry. "But that looks like lipstick on Maliks CHEEK... oh
wait- he's got some on his lips too." said Kitty, squinting at
Malik, who touched his cheek and blushed. Kurry glared. Kitty giggled. Seto then piped up,
"Kitty's just upset that that wasnt her and Ryou. Don't be too upset."
***FWSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG****
With a flash of claws, Seto was now wearing only his trenchcoat and boxers.
"And they called him the streak! =D" giggled Kitty as she zoomed off. "KITTY YOU GET BACK HERE"
shouted Seto, chasing after her. Serenity was beet red and like this : *-*
And everyone else was laughing themselves stupid. Joey poked his head out the door only to be
run down by the two insane brunettes, and when he reaized what had happened, he growled.
"BOTH OF YOU GET BACK HERE! YOURE CORRUPTING MY SISTER! NOBODY WANTS NO SEE THAT!" shouted Joey
after them. "FUNNY, I DIDINT MIND!" shouted every female in the vicinity, casing Seto to blush
and stumble, giving Kitty time to run back, beep Setos nose and go "Bleep Bleep!" and zoom off.
Seto growled and ran upstairs to put some clothes on. Ryou was laughing his ass off,
and then stoped. "WAIIITA MINUTE- What'd Seto say?" blinked Ryou. Serenity laughed so hard
she fell into a snowbank. Joey sweatdropped and Malik and Kurry were laughing themselves
stupid. Awhile later, after Seto was clothed, they all were inside, dripping wet.
"Let's do the tree tonight. Im exauhsted" said Mai. "Agreed" as the general murmur.
A while later they were making christmas cookies, and Isis and Yami had gone out for more hot
choclate,candy canes and eggnog. The cookies werent going so well, and most looked more like
cookies than the cookies did. "AUGH" shouted Seto as the cookies exploded on him.
Serenity giggled. "Lookie! Setos a cookie!" Seto turned bright red. Joey growled but was
shut up when Mai ran into him and they crashed into a bag of flour.
**********PFFFOOOOOOOOOOF**********
The entire kitchen and everyone in it was covered in flour. Kitty blinked. "Im a BLACK CAT
demon, not a white one -_-" sighed Kitty. Ryou sighed. "Well, I look almost the same, but im
wearing white jeans instead of blue." he moaned. Kitty giggled. Yugi blinked. "I look OLD..."
mumbled Yugi. "More like a white teddy bear" giggled Tea, making Yugi blush.
"Yugi and Tea, sittin in a tree!" giggled Mokuba, making both blush and Kurry giggle so badly
she slipped on a broken egg and crashed into Bakura, who fortuneately caught her.
Kat snorted. "Youre lucky my bishie has good reflexes ^-^" said Kat. Bakura blushed.
At the mall, Isis and Yami were wandering around. They had bought santa hats with the waist
length backs and were in thourghly good moods, despite people stopping them to ask for
their autographs. (Dudes, Duel King and famous Egyptologist/duelist.)
"^-^ I feel so famous" said both at once, then they blushed. Two old women were walking
by and said they were such a cute couple and Isis was lucky to have caught such a mannerly and
handsome young man, albeit the unusual hair. "Oh- were not a couple" said Isis blushing.
"Realatives? You are holding hands." said One of the women. The looked at their hands and
realized they were indeed, and jumped away, blushing. "UuUhHhHh" was their intelligent
response. One of the ladies grinned. "Ah" said she, grinning as she walked off.
They looked at eachother and blushed. "Sorry" said both at the same time. Isis giggled
at the look on Yamis face. Then they passed a store with a karokee machine.
They were taking volunteers. "Care to try? " asked Yami. "Aw sure, why not. You sing?" asked
Isis. "Well, people tell me I have a nice voice..." mumbled Yami. "Sing something for me."
said Isis. Yami thought for a minute. "What should I sing?" asked Yami. "How about Jingle
Bells?" said Isis. "Okay.." said Yami.
"Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a; one horse
open sleigh, Oh! Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh, over the hills
we goooooooooo laughing all the way!"
"Howzat?"
"Wholy SHIT"
"=*-*="
"You sound like one of those people who make those professional Christmas Carol CD's. Let's
go! We can sing 'Walkin in a winter wonderland!" said Isis, and they ran into the store.
"It says couples only contest" said Yami. Isis thought for a minute and the slipped
her hand in his. "What they dont know, wont hurt em" grinned Isis. Yami blushed and grinned
back. The got up on the stage after talking to the guy who ran it, and he turned on the music
and the screen brought up the words. (It was a kareokee machine, 'member?)
They had to share a microphone, and they both took a deep breath and started singing.
sleighbells ring, are you list'nin?
in the lane snow is glist'nin
a beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
gone away is the bluebird
here to stay is the new bird
he sings a love song
as we go along
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
in the meadow we can build a snowman
then pretend that he is parson brown
he'll say, "are you married?"
we'll say, "no, man!
but you can do the job when you're in town!"
later on we'll conspire
as we dream by the fire
to face unafraid
the plans that we made
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
in the meadow we can build a snowman
and pretend that he's a circus clown
we'll have lots of fun with mr. snowman
until the other kiddies knock him down!
when it snows, ain't it thrillin'
though your nose gets a chillin'?
we'll frolic and play
the eskimo way
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
sleighbells ring are you listenin'
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
sleighbells ring are you listenin'
in the lane snow is glistenin'
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
are you listenin', sleighbells ring are you listenin'
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
sleighbells ring are you listenin', sleighbells ring :
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
There was a storm of clapping as they finished. "I think we have our winner!"
said the guy. "Huh?" said both. "The couples Christmas carol contest! Youve won free passes to
the Duel Monsters ice ballet!" said the man. "*-* Oh." said both. "Here you go! A whole
envelope of free passes!" after they left and got the stuff, Yami flipped through the passes.
"Theres enough for everybody!" said Yami. "But... how do we explain this to the others?"
"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Internet?"
(Sorry, bad fairly oddparents joke.)
"Im a horrible liar anyways, and I KNOW you are. We'll have to tell the truth, Kittys ears can
detect if our tone of voice is off" said Isis. Yami sighed. "Yugis gonna be on my case for
weeks ; ...But then again, I still have that photo of him in the pink bunny pajamas...."
mumbled Yami. Isis blinked. "BUNNY PAJAMAS?!?" shouted Isis. "Yes, bunny pajamas. LONG
story." sighed Yami. "Im assuming it involved large amounts of sugar?"
asked Isis. "Brilliant, holmes." said Yami, laughing.
They walked in and explained. Yugi giggled. "Not insinuateing anything, nope, not me"
"And im not insinuateing anything about that photo which I currently have in my pocket."
"You wouldnt DARE."
"I would."
Yami then turned and hauled ass down the hallway towards Tea's room.
"YAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIII" wailed Yugi as he chased him down the hall.
Tea poked her head out of the room. "Huh?" asked Tea.
"=O-O= YAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW"
shouted Yugi. "Make me!" laughed Yami. Suddenly he tripped. Yugi sighed in relif,
then went white as a ghost as a photo flew into the air. Yami grinned. "Too Late"
It landed on the floor. Yugi buried his face in his hands. Tea picked up the photo.
"..................................."
"AWWWWW! You look so CUTE! ^_________________^"
"*_______________________________________________________________________________________*"
"I like the hippo coustume, Yami" said Tea. "Huh?" said Yugi. "OH SHIT"
shouted Yami. Isis came in. "Hippo coustume? LEMME SEE! ^-^" Isis took the picture and giggled.
Yugi was now laughiing his ass off. "I remember that! Grandpa made you entertain at my little
cousins birthday! You look so thrilled." giggled Yugi. Yami snatched the picture and stormed
out of the room, bright red.
Later that night, Seto had been gone for awhile as there was something he had to do at work.
Suddenly, Kittys ear twitched. She ran into the hallway and crouched tiger style at the front
door. (Calvin and Hobbes fans know whats coming) Seto opened the door. "Im HO-
WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Kitty pounced Seto and they went sprawling Calvin&Hobbes style into the snow. "Glad to see you
too" laughed Seto."^________^ Hi." said Kitty. Seto sat up and shouted
"OKAY, WHO LET HER INTO THE SUGAR THIS TIME?" "SHE USED THE PUPPY FACE! I HAD A WEAK MOMENT!"
shouted Ryou. Seto got up and followed the hyper cat into the house. Seto held up a grocery
bag. "I got steak for dinner!" "*-* I take back everything bad I ever said about you"
said Joey. Seto sweatdropped and walked into the kitchen. He came out ten minutes later.
"How does everyone like their steak?"
"Rare"
"Medium-well"
"Well done"
"Suprised and running"
O______________o
"I am a CAT demon"
O____o
"I dont think ANYONE needed to hear that"
"Okay fine, well done."
O_o.
"Ryou, you have weird taste" whispered Bakura, earning himself a smack in the head.
After dinner (which nearly ended in a mashed potato fight until Kitty took the mashed potatoes
away from Joey) everyone mostly wandered around the mansion. Everyone but Kitty was now
in one of the lounges. Suddenly there was a shout from down the hall. Seto turned white.
"Oh no" Kitty zoomed in and pounced Seto. Seto groaned. "Is it really nessecary to pounce me?"
Asked Seto. "Yes." said Kitty simply. "NOW WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU HAE A HOT TUB THE SIZE OF
AN OVERSIZED OUTDOOR POOL?!?" shouted Kitty. "You didnt ask?" said Seto sheepishly.
Kitty hopped to her feet. (Were just gonna SUPPOSE that everyone had their bathing suits with
them in December.) Everyone stampeded upstairs to change.
Seto sighed and followed them. The first one ready was Joey, wearing green trunks.
He was sitting by the hot tub when Mai came in wearing a purple bikini.
"O______________O DhHhHuUuUUr" said Joey. Mai giggled. "Glad you approve."Then got into
the hot tub. Serenity was next wearing a pink bikini, causing Joey to mumble something evil
about Kaiba under his breath. And, right on Cue, Seto and Kitty walked in next.
Seto was wearing ice blue trunks and Kitty was wearing a black bikini.
"*-* Yow." said both Seto and Serenity at the same time, causing them to blush and Kitty
to laugh so hard at Joeys face she had to shove her knuckles in her mouth.
Tea was next, wearing a yellow bikini. Yugi was next, in red trunks, and his eyes got even
bigger than the usual mundo puppy teddy eyes o' doom. Yami was next in black trunks, Isis
closely following wearing a silver bikini. Yami got a funny look on his face.
Kurr walked in next in a sky blue bikini, followed by Malik in gold&purple trunks,
Malik was drooling. Kitty was struggling to keep in her laughter until Ryou walked in and she
almost fell in the hot tub. Ryou was wearing black trunks and went even redder than Kitty.
Bakura and Kat came in next, Bakura in dark red trunks and Kat in a green bikini.
"Izzat everyone?" asked Seto looking aorund. "Yup ^-^" said Serenity.
"Well then?" sai Kitty as she flipped into the hot tub. (It was so big it had a diving board)
(Forgive meh Kurry, im borrowing some of your pool scene from Forever Angel)
Malik and Yami were showing off diving into the pool, when Seto's turn came he did
three flips, two jack knives a spin and waved at Serenity and landed with barely a splash.
"=O__________________O=" was the identical look on Malik and Yamis faces, and Kurry
and Isis were laughing there heads off. Serenity was blushing and Kitty was giggleing herself
stupid and clapping. Oh, and Joey? He was sulking. He then went off the diving board, did
four flips,a soumersault and a twist before hitting the water. "Whered he learn THAT?!?"
asked Yugi.Mai blinked. O_o "Impressive" Serenity giggled. "He took diving lessons"
Kurry was up. She jumped, and spread her wings above the water, causing a tidal wave to crash
down on Malik and Bakura. She then landed in the water with a soft sploosh.
The two soggy bishies coughed and shook the water from their hair. "That was unkind"
said both at once. Kurry giggled and Kitty was laughing so hard she fell off the edge of the
hot tub where she'd been sitting and right onto Ryous lap. "*-* Meep" said both.
"Jeez, the girls just FALL into his lap" snorted Yami. He was the shut up as Isis was
shoved into his lap by Kat.Kitty got off Ryou in a hurry and ended up crashing into Isis.
"Ow x-x" said both.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kitty was sitting in an armchair in the living room reading a book when Seto walked in.
"Have you seen my white trenchcoat? It dissapeard" said Seto. "Hmmm.. no. That's odd"
said Kitty, looking up from her book. Suddenly Mokuba walked in, his hair
styled like Setos and wearing the hugely oversized trenchcoat."MORONS! I have a company to run!
*-* But as soon as I leave work I go all googly moogly over Serenity! ANd I LOOOVVE choclate
cookies!" said Mokuba, imitating Setos voice and then running out. Seto glared at Kitty
(who had fallen off the armchair and was in such hysterics she was crying) and said
"Okay, the trenchcoat was a LITTLE funny, but thats one darn sarcastic kid im raising"
Serenity walked in. "O_o I just saw Mokuba with your trenchcoat-" and then stopped at the
scene before her. "Do I really wanna know?" asked Serenity.Mai walked up behind her and laughed.
"Probably not". Joey walked in with an odd look on his face. "Kaiba, I think youre brother had
either gone strange or hero worships you way to much"
"The first one"
"SETO!"
"hmph"
Bakura walked in. "Has anyone seen dumb and dumber?" asked Bakura. "Kittys
right here, and Mokubas down the hall" said Seto, causing Bakura to fall over laughing and
Seto to earn a shoe shredding. When he recovered, Bakura stood up.
"Acctually, I was referring to the pharoah and mini version of which. I need someone to
torment"
*anime fall*
"No idea. But I think Kat is off in the kitchen"
"I have this sudden urge for a sandwhich. Bye all."
"O___________O"
"BAD MENTAL PICTURES"
Later that night, they went to put up the tree.
(It was plastic because Mokubas allergic to pine)
"Thats some BIG tree" whistled Joey. The tree was almost touching the towering ceiling but had
enough room for the star. Mokuba was whizzing around at top speed. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Wazzup with him?" asked Tea. "^^; UmMmMm..... wekindaneverreallyhadatreebefore"
"=O_______________________________________________________________________O="
"Not asking"
Just then Kitty,Kurry,Bakura,Malik and Kat came down the stairs with huge boxes of decorations.
"For someone without a tree you have a lotta ornaments" moaned Kurry.
"He collects them ^_^" piped up Mokuba. Seto blushed. "MOKIE!- er... Ba."
"Mokieba?"
";"
"Seto, can I put the star on the tree NOW?!? huhuhuhuh?"
"The star goes on last"
"Oh FINE. -_- This is just because of the trenchcoat incedent isnt it?"
"Yes"
"Phooey"
"Can we get started already?" asked Yami impatiently. "Yes, please" agreed Isis.
After about two hours, a lot of swearing over tangled lights, and Yami trying to strangle Joey
with the garland,all that was left was the star. Mokuba was holding it in his hands and hopping
around the tree, which was rather hopeless as it was seven feet taller than Seto.
"I have an idea! Mokuba, stand on my shoulders" said Kitty. Mokuba did so, but still couldnt reach.\
"I still cant reach" said Mokuba. "I know, but f I stand on youre BROTHERS shoulders like so,
then you can" giggled Kitty as she hopped off the couch onto Seto shoulders.
"I feel like a totem pole" said Seto. Mokuba reached up and put the star on, and as he leaned
back to admire his handiwork, he fell off, causing a chain reaction.
He fell and was caught by Joey, unfortuneatley neither of the two elders were that lucky.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"PaIiInNn"
"wimp"
"Gerroffa me. Jeez, whats in your pockets anyways, bricks?"
"Most certainly NOT"
"Well then GEROFFA ME KAIBA"
"Tch, so hostile."
Seto stood up and helped Kitty to her feet, reciveing a death glare. Mai stood up.
"Time to plug in the tree! ^_^ Ready? One two three, LIGHT!" said Mai as she plugged in the
tree. "OoOoOhHhHhh...." "AhHhHhHhHh"
"*-* Purty" said Yugi. Tea giggled. "New word?" "^^; Ehhe" said Yugi.
Yami snickered. Seto lit a fire in the fireplace. Kitty dissapeard for awhile and came back
with a huge tray of hot choclate. Everyone fell asleep next to the tree.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHRISTMAS EVE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tea was hopping around the mansion. "EeE! Im so excited ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^"
she giggled. Soon after she had been joined in her oddnes by Yugi, Serenity,Joey,Isis,Yami and,
not to be left out of oddness, Kitty. Seto sweatdropped and hid in his room.
Later that day, they were planning on going to the mall.
Ryou, now panicked and having no idea what the hell to give Kitty, turned to Kurry. Seto came
with him as he was clueless on said department also.
"Welllllll.... I never told either of you this, but she's a BIG animal lover. She had a pet
tiger cub named Merv... but... Kriaun sold him to a zoo. However I just found out he's
currently in domino zoo. And she's also always always ALWAYS wanted a German Shepherd.
She loves dogs, but they seem to have issues with her... ^^;. Thats all i've got guys, sorry."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
said both, as they looked at eachother and grinned. Serenity went to Kitty to ask what
she should get him. "Weeee-EL.... he made me swear not to tell, but he's always wanted two
things but has always been too embarassed about it to say anything. He's always wanted a fluffy
white persian kitten with blue eyes, and one of those 6 foot tall blue eyes plushies"
said Kitty, giggleing. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ^____^....."
Over with Seto again, he was now asking Mai what to get for Serenity.
Yami and Isis were hatching an evil scheme of some sort, but anywho. Mali was now positively
BEGGING Kat to tell him what Kurry wanted for christmas. Kats answer was for him to show
up on christmas day in his boxers, shes said this mostly to annoy Malik and see what
shade of purple he turned.
****MALLAMALLMALLMALLMALLMALLLMALLMALLMALLMALLMALL****
After a few hours of wandering the mall, Tea and Isis heard shouting from the house of
lingerie. Rounding the corner they discovered Yami and Joey holding a struggling and shouting
Yugi by the wrists and ankles and about to throw him into the lingerie store.
"STOP!!!!!!!!"
"-____- Too late"
The two girls went and rescued the dazed and embarassed teddy bear known as Yugi, and the
yelled at Yami and Joey so loudly the mall cop had to ask them to keep it down.
Kitty and Kurry came around to see what all the noise was about, and when they found out Joey
recived a smack in the head from Kurry. "Can't you behave yourself for FIVE MINUTES?"
"Probably not" piped up Mai as she walked aorund the corner with Serenity.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Seto flew down the hall past them with a HUGE crowd of girls behind him, which were either asking for his autograph or plotting to sell his clothes on Ebay.
"O________________________________________________________________________________o"
"-___- Somehow, I was expecting this" said Kitty as she ran off after Seto. About ten minutes
later she returned with Seto leaning on her arm and looking very traumatized. No one asked how
she did it, and Seto wasnt telling. They figured it was probably best everybody went home.
Seto had gotten wind that Kitty loved chess, and whippedo ut a beautiful jade chess set before
you could say 'checkmate'. (bad pun, apologies.) "^^; UmMmMmM Seto. Arent you like the best
chess player in the WORLD?" asked Kitty, blinking a the chess set. "So?" said Seto.
Kitty sighed. "I'll get whipped- and- well- damnit thats not fair." Seto was giving her the
puppy eyes. "Oh FINE, if your gonna fight dirty" pouted Kitty. as she sat down at the table
across from Seto. "How can you tell the difference if the peices are all jade?"
asked Kitty, blinking. "Simple. All of my peices have a sapphire on the front, and all of yours
have an emerald" said Seto. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
And so it began.
Three hours later they were still at it. Everyone was watching by this time.
They were completely tied. It was Setos turn.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........."
"MMeh heh." (Kaibas evil laugh from the magna, borrowethed by moi)
"Checkmate"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"^_____________^ and the reigning champion, Seto Kaiba! =D"
"Damn!"
Mokuba started clapping. "Youre the first person to last more than an hour an a half! YAY! ^_^"
Seto now looked like this "^_________________^" as he hadnt been able to get soemone to play
chess with him for ages"Let's go set up for the party" said Kitty as she zipped out of the room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PAHTHAY TAHMIE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone was ready. Those who werent up for karokeee (the party room had a stage and was
beautifuly decorated)The lights dimmmed and a spotlight went on the stage.
Out came.... YUGI?
Tea, who was wearing a beautifu.l red dress nearly fainted. Yugi smiled and began to sing.
(I DONT OWN ANY OF THE SONGS THAT FOLLOW)
I saw fireworks from the freeway and behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away
Cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
now something on the surface it stings
that something on the surface it kind of makes me nervous who says that you deserve this
and what kind of god would serve this? We will cure this dirty old disease
if you've got the poison I've got the remedy
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaisonus
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your life with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.
I heard two men talking on the radio in a cross fire kind of new reality show
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
they were counting down the days to stab the brother in the be right back after this
the unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh death breath is sure to outlast his catastrophy
dance with me, because if you've got the poison, I've got the remedy
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.
When I fall in love I take my time
There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why
Because
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaisonous
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your life with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont and I wont and I wont I wont and I wont and I wont ....
Tea now had little hearts in her eyes and Yugi took a bow and winked, then hopped off stage to
thunderous applause. Tea finally lost it a pulled Yugi into a hug. "*-* Meep" said Yugi.
Joey had an act but was sitting in the audience just then. Mai came out in a purple dress and
a necklace that Joey recognized immiediately as the one he'd given her last valentines day.
Mai winked at Joey. "Id like to dediate this song to a certain Joey Wheeler ;) " said Mai.
Joey fell out of his chair.
I can't pretend anymore
That I am not affected, I'm not moved
I can't lie to myself that I'm not always thinking of you
You make me strong
You show me I'm not weak to fall in love
When I thought I'd never need now I can't get enough
I always made it on my own
I always thought that I would keep control
You changed everything I believe in
And now I just can't fight this feeling, baby
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
I don't wanna resist 'cause your touch and your kiss
Have shattered my defenses
I surrender
I have to admit that I
Never thought I'd need someone this way
CAUSE You opened my eyes so that I I can see so much more
I always made it on my own
I always thought that I would keep control
You changed everything I believe in
And now I just can't fight this feeling; baby
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
I don't wanna resist 'cause your touch and your kiss
Have shattered my defenses
I surrender
I surrender to this feeling in my heart
I surrender to the safety of your arms
To the touch of your lips
To the taste of your kisses
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without you..........
I surrender
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I surrender
I can't pretend anymore
I can't lie to myself that I'm not always thinking of you
Joey (who now looked like this *______*) smiled. He walked up to Mai and whispered something
in her ear, then led her to the audience and got up on stage himself.
"Id like to dedicate this song to a certain Mai Valentine" said Joey, winking, making Mai blush
and the audience cat call.
I don't mind confiding
That I make stupid mistakes
Been misled and misguided
And I'm easily led astray
You can dance with disaster
Never missing a step
Spinning faster and faster
Long after I've already slipped
But in the middle of it all
You always break my fall
In the middle of it all
Chorus:
Over and over
Again and again
You broke through the door
And I'm stumblin' in
I'm twisted and tangled
I'm soaked to the skin
You broke through the door
And I'm stumblin' in again
Pulled in every direction
I've a million regrets
And you're the perfect protection
When I'm down in over my head
But in the middle of it all
You always break my fall
In the middle of it all
And there's bones in my closet
I've collected quite a few
God knows what causes an angel to love a fool
An angel to love a fool
You always break my fall
In the middle of it
Chorus
I'm stumblin' in again
I'm stumblin' in again
I'm stumblin' in again
I'm stumblin' in again .....
Mai ran on stage and threw her arms around Joey, pulling him into a kiss. The audience?
Catcalled some more. XD
They went back stage (to more catcalls) And Serenity came out, wearing a shimmery blue
dress the coulor of Setos eyes, and the dress had a slit down the side.
Joey fainted backstage. Seto fell off his chair.
"This song is dedicated to Seto ^-^" said Serenity as Seto "meeped"
I wanted to be like you
I wanted everything
So I tried to be like you
And I got swept away
I didn't know that it was so cold
And you needed someone
to show you the way
So I took your hand and we figured out
That when the tide comes
I'd take you away
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
I'm sinking slowly
So hurry hold me
Your hand is all I have to keep me hanging on
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
All you wanted was somebody who cares
If you need me you know I'll be there
Oh, yeah
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone...
Seto was a funny shade of purple. Serenity had walked up to him near the end of the song and
was now right in front of him. "I love you, Seto Kaiba" whispered Serenity. Seto didnt answer
and pulled her into a kiss. It took half an hour to shut the audience up.
Then, Kitty took the stage, wearing a black dress and high hell sandals.
"This song is about me, and for Ryou " said Kitty, smiling.
Ryou turned bright red.
Miss Independent
Miss Self-sufficient
Miss Keep Your Distance
Miss Unafraid
Miss Out of My Way
Miss Don't Let a Man Interfere, no
Miss On Her Own
Miss Almost Grown
Miss Never Let A Man Help Her Off Her Throne
So, by keeping her heart protected
She'd never ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
Said ooh, she fell in love
What is the feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door
Surprise...It's time
To feel what's real
What happened to Miss Independent?
No more the need to be defensive
Goodbye, old you
When love is true
Misguided heart
Miss play it smart
Miss if you want to use that line you better not start
But she miscalculated
She didn't want to end up jaded
And this miss decided not to miss out on true love
So, by changing her misconceptions
She went in a new direction
And found inside she felt a connection
She fell in love.
What is the feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door (open my door)
Surprise...It's time (yeah)
To feel what's real
What happened to Miss Independent?
No more the need to be defensive
Goodbye (goodbye), old you (oh you)
When love, when love is true
When Miss Independence walked away
No time for love that came her way
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to miss no longer afraid?
It took some time for her to see
How beautiful love could truly be
No more talk of why can't that be me
I'm so glad I finally feel...
What is the feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door
Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)
To feel (to feel) what's real
What happened to Miss Independent?
No more the need to be defensive
Goodbye (goodbye), old you
When love, when love is true...
Ryou (who now looked like this *-* and was dark purple) grabbed Malik by the wrist and dragged
him on stage, whispered something to Kitty who nodded and went into the audience and sat next
to Kurry.
"We'd like to dedicate this song to our resident angel demon duo, Kitty and Kurry"
said Ryou. Malik nodded and threw him a microphone.
Shooby dooby dooby doo woi Shooby doo
Oh Shooby doo dooby doo boi oi
Yeah, ah Girl, you're my angel, you're my
darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my
friend when I'm in need, lady
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all
done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty
always mention Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady You're a queen and so you should be treated
Though you never get the lovin' that you needed
Could have left, but I called and you heeded
Takin' a beatin', mission completed
Mama said that I and I dissed the program
Not the type to mess around with her emotion
But the feeling that I have for you is so strong
Been together so long and this could never be wrong
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Uh, uh Girl, in spite of my behavior, said I'm your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, say girl I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Girl, in spite of my behavior, well, you are my savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, well, girl I surrender
(Said thanks for giving me your love)
Now life is one big party when you're still young
And who's gonna have your back when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty always mention Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
The bishies *cough* I mean Ryou and Malik bowed. Kurry was on stage and in Maliks arms before
anyone else could blink. Kitty looked like this: =*-*= and was frozen in place.
Ryou walked down to her. "Kitty?" he said softly. Kitty flung her arms around his neck.
The audience had catcalled so long their throats were sore. There was one more act.
Yami and Bakura took the stage. "I'd like to dedicate this saong to Isis" said Yami,
and. "I'd lilke to dedicate this to Kat" said Bakura. Kat giggled and Isis went beet red.
When I wake up, yeah I know Im gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know Im gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And If I get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver whatever that means
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Surrender
Surrender
When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
I gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
And if I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, whatever the fuck that means
I'm gonna be the man whos havering to you
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Surrender
Surrender
When I'm lonely, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whos lonely without you
I'm gonna be the man whos coming home
Cuz I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Surrender
Surrender
Surrender
Bakura walked down and gave the blushing Kat a hug, and Isis ran onstage and pulled the
suprised Yami into a kiss. Everyone catcalled and Mokuba rolled in a gigantic table of food.
Kitty turned up the music and the basically partied their feet off.
They wore themselves out and went to bed at 11:30.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHRISTMAS MORNING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mokuba zoomed down the hall shouting. "IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTMASSSSS"
Everyone ran downstirs. Suddenly they realized that 3 people were missing.
"Where are Ryou,Seto and Serenity?" asked Mai. Suddenly there was some scuffling and a few
barks outside. Kittys ear twitched. "He DIDNT." Seto walked in with a German Shepherd puppy
on a red leash with bells. "His name is Miroki, and he get along very well with cats" said Seto.
"Merry Christmas Kitty"
"*____________________________________________________________________________________*"
Kitty pounced Seto and had him around the midddle in a hug amidst her storm of
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou when she heard a growl.
"It CAN'T be...."
"It is" said a soft british accent.
Standing there was Ryou next to a full grown siberian tiger.
"MERV???????????????????????????????????????????????"
The tiger roared happily and ran to her. Kitty broke down crying into the tigers neck.
She then turned to a shocked Ryou and pulled him into a kiss. Ryou fainted.
Kitty slid to the floor . "*-* Meep" was all she got out before she joined Ryou in la la land.
"I think it was a bit much for her to handle" said Kat, smiling as the tiger licked Kittys
face in an attempt to wake her up, and the puppy had fallen asleep by her feet.
Seto smiled, then blinkded. "Wheres Serenity?" Suddenly a soft mewo was heard behind him.
Setos eyes went the size of dinner plates. "she DIDNT"
"She did"
Seto turned around to a white fluffy persian kitten with eyes the same coulor as his own.
"*-* She squealed, didnt she?"
"You can thank me later" said a voice from the floor. Kitty had come to.
"Her name is emerald" giggled Serenity as she put the kitten in Setos arms,and it began too
purr. "tH-TH-th- thank you *-*" stuttered Seto. Joey didnt have the hear to make fun of him.
Suddenly Kitty left the room. "Seto... theres someone here to see you, and hes blue,white and
six feet tall"
"*-*_*_*_*_*-*"
Kitty shoved the huge blue eyes plushie into the room. Seto fainted. Serenity giggled.
"He's so cute"
Ryou came too just then. "I just had the mos' wunnerful dream........" he mumbled.
Kitty went bright red.
Suddenly Mai shreiked.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If so awful. So it's not that cliffieish, but it was longer than the big chapter ^_^
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
theeshk. Merry christmas all! Enjoy the special.
DISCLAIMER: KITTY DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
pKitty ran upstairs to find that Seto had attempted getting up and fell on his face,and
discovered he couldnt get up again. Moron" mumbled Kitty. Seto mumbled something. Kitty
lifted him back in the bed, threated to kill him if he tried that again and went downstairs.
Everyone stared."Wha' Happened?" mumbled Joey. "Nevermind" said Kitty, sighing. You guys may
as well sleepover."said Kitty to Mai and Malik. "Meep" said several people. "Hey! tomorrows a
week till Christmas!"squealed Serenity. "Mmmm" said Kitty, smirking. "Im exausted, let's hit
the sack" said Kitty. "Your rooms are upstairs to the right they should be right next to Kurry
and Joeys" (im so ebil.)More "Meeps" followed.p
~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NEXT DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
p Seto sat up and yawned, stretching. Then blinked. "Hey.... I can MOVE! YIPPIEEE!"
said Seto as he threw on his navy blue bathrobe and started cartwheeling around the hallway.
Kitty poked her head out of the door, clad in a dark black bathrobe. She giggled.
"Feeling better?" asked Kitty as Seto fell over. "Hullo" said Seto sheepishly.
Serenity, wearing a pink bathrobe, poked her head out of her room. Then snorted. "What?"
asked the two brunetts. "Kitty- your slippers." Kitty blinked, then grinned. "Stylish, ne?"
asked Kitty. She was wearing slippers shaped like tiger paws. Seto blinked and sat up.
Serenity lost it. Seto was wearing slippers shaped like blue eyes white dragons. Seto blushed.
Kitty grinned. "Stylish!" Joey slogged out out of his room in a green bathrobe mumbling
something about all the ruckus, when Mai and Malik walked out of their rooms in identical
purple bathrobes and Kurry walked out in a baby blue robe. Kurry giggled. "Oh... my..god"
Kurry and Serenity were just dying. "Wha?" said Mai and Malik at the same time, then they
looked at eachother and started laughing too. Kitty sighed, let out her wings and
zippe-dee-doo-dahd right downstairs. Seto laughed and followed, everyone else close behind.
About an hour later Seto and Kitty were talking very quickly in German, and no one else knew
WHAT the hell they were talking about. "Mayabe I shoulda taken all those extra language courses"
said Kurry. "You took all those dance ones instead, remember?" said Kat. "Oh yeah" said Kurry.
Seto and Kitty were still conversing in German, but it was increasingly obvious they were
arguing about something. "Ya know, they did a good job in matching HQ with these two. We get
assigned to guard people we have a lot in common with. The look,the attitude,the intrests....
The weird taste in slippers... it's uncanny" said Kat. Malik snorted into his coffee at the
slippers crack. Seto and Kitty finally stopped. "Guess what guys? Were gonna have a christmas
party on christmas eve! Formal dress, jus' so ya know. YAY!" Said Kitty excitedly. Seto sighed
exsasperatedly. "She should be a writer.... @_@ Talked circles around me. And in GERMAN."
blinked Seto. Serenity giggled. "She IS a gemini. The sign of communication ya know."
said Mai. Kitty grinned. "It's getting her to shut up thats the trick" said Seto, earning
himself a slipper to the head. After everyone was awake and dressed, they were mostly lounging
around when Kitty sat up. "Wholy SHIT it's SNOWING!" shouted Kurry before Kitty could say
anything. "OW! MY POOR EARS!" moaned Kitty. "Oops. Sorry, I forget you have such good hearing."
"IT'S SNOWING? EEEEEEEEEEEE! ^__________^" Serenity grinned. Mai and Malik looked at eachother
and ran home to get their winter stuff. By the time they got back, The rest of them were in
the front yard. Kitty was in a snowball fight with Seto, Joey and Serenity were building a
snowman, and Kat and Kurry were making... ((here it comes)) SNOW ANGELS! ^___^ (couldnt resist)
Mai snuck up behind Joey and smuched some snow into his hair. "ACK!" said Joey as he turned
around. Mai grinned. Joey shoved her into a snowbank and the war of the blondies began. (lol)
Ryou and Bakura showed up just then, Ryou was wearing a white tuke with christmas trees.
Bakura had evidently refused to wear a hat of any kind. "RYOU! HEY!" shouted Kitty, waving,
and then getting beaned in the head by a snowball from Seto. Kat ran to Bakura and hugged him.
"Almost didnt see you, your hair blends with the snow" grinned Kat. Bakura let out a mock growl
and kissed her on the lips. They ended up sitting in the snow watching the insanity and
snuggling. Ryou had joined Kitty in the snowball fight and Seto was getting pummeld until
Serenity joined by beaning Ryou in the head from behind with a snowball. Seto grinned and
joined her in pelting the poor albino bishie with snow, until Kitty blocked for him with one
of her wings. Ryou blinked. "Thanks" said Ryou grinning. Kitty blushed lightly and grinned.
She then got whacked in the head by a snowball from Seto. Wiping the snow of her face, she
glared and said, "Of course you realize, THIS means war." Over with Joey and Mai, both
were tired out and had collapsed in the snow. Suddenly there was a rousing chourus of jingle
bells heard, and Yami,Yugi,Isis and Tea rode up in a large fancy sleigh driven by two
beautiful white horses. Kitty squealed. "EEEEEEE! THERE SO PRETTY! ^____^" shouted Kurry.
"Whered you get THOSE, O' pharoah and mini pharoah?" asked Seto. Serenity giggled.
"Hey!" said Yugi indignantly. Tea giggled and hugged him, which shut him up. "Rich uncle
lent em to us" said Yami. There was shout from the house and a small raven haired figure
zoomed from the house and tackled his brother. "Big BROOOOOTHHHHER!
Why didnt anyone wake me up?" asked Mokuba. Group "Whoops". "Sorry Mokie" said Seto.
Then slapped his hand over his mouth. Serenity blinked. "Mokie?" "Old nickname" said Kitty.
Mokuba looked at Seto."Seto.. you havent called me Mokie scince you were little...."
he then grinned widely and hugged him. "You seem so much happier now that Kitty and them
showed up." giggled Mokuba. Seto blushed. "Awwwwwwwwww... thats so cute ^____^ " said Serenity.
She then whispered in Mokubas ear; "Youre cute Mokuba, but you havent got anything on your
brothers puppy face" Mokuba giggled and Seto looked at them quizzicaly. Mokuba giggled and
gave him a thumbs-up. Seto blinked confusedly. Serenity then whispered something in Setos ear
and he went bright red. Joey growled softly, but managed to restrain himself. "Care to
come for a ride?" asked Yami. "WHOO HOO!" said Kitty as she hopped into the sleigh.
Everyone laughed and followed, and the seating was as follows: Yami,Isis,Yugi,Tea and Mokuba
up front, and Serenity,Seto,Ryou,and Kitty in the middle, and Kat,Bakura,Kurry and Malik in
a the back. A few miles and a rousing chorus of jingle bells later, it was
starting to get dark. "Hey... The stars are coming out" said Malik. "Yeah..." said Kurry,
snuggling up to him. Malik blushed and out his arms around her. Kitty grinned. "They make such
a cute couple, huh Ryou?" said Kitty softly. "Yeah.." said Ryou quietly. After another little
while Kitty had fallen asleep on Ryous shoulder, and Serenity had *somehow* ended up in Setos
lap. Joey and Mai were asleep in eachothers arms and Yugi and Tea were snuggleing, and Isis
was leaning on Yami, who was steering and bright red. When they got back to the mansion, they
were frozen solid. Kittys teeth were chattering when she woke up, and as she had fangs this
was no quiet thing. "BrRrRr...." said Kitty as she created a small fireball in her hand.
"Oooooooooh... shiny @_@" said Bakura. Kat giggled. Once everyone was inside, Mai and Joey
went to make hot choclate. "Psst... guys, watch this" said Yami as he pulled some mistletoe
from his pocket and stood on a chair by the kitchen door.Mai and Joey came out at the same time,
and looked up when Yami coughed. "Meep" said Both, looking at eachother and blushing.
"You guys know the rules!" said Isis, grinning. Then everyone else took up a chant of
"KISS HER, WHEELER! KISS HER, WHEELER!" That had Joey even redder than Mai. Joey took a deep
breath, leaned in and kissed Mai. Two whumps. They had both fainted. Followed by a loud
SPLOOOSH. "Oh great, look what you did to the hot choclate" said Kitty. Yami sweatdropped.
Sorry about that" said Yami sheepishly. Kitty and Kurry got identical EVIL grins.
"Mehehehehe" said both. They then picked up Joey and Mai and put their unconsious bodies in
Mais bed. They then put a note on the door, reading 'BAKURA SPIKED THE PUNCH, SORRY'
and ran out giggleing madly. "Thats EVIL" said Yugi. "We know" said both. "I like it"
said Ryou and Malik. This sent everyone into fits of laughter.
About and hour later an "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
followed by a THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
Was heard as two blondes fell down the stairs to the hysteric crew.
After some explanations and angry chasing, most people left, but Mai,Malik,Ryou and Bakura
were going to sleep over. p
p *******************THAT NIGHT*********************
Three words. Group.Pillow.Fight. Can we say Mayhem?
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shouted Malik as he pummeld Bakura
with a piilow, then go whacked by Kat who got whacked by Kurry. Serenity and Seto were in a
war with Ryou and Kitty, and Mai and Joey were beating the tar out of eachother with pillows.
Eventually everyone lay panting on the floor. Seto got up and flumped into an armchair.
"Oy! My chair!" said Kitty.
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"MINE"
"MINE"
"MINE"
"WOULD YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE AND WORK THIS OUT ALREADY?!?"
'*-*'
"Yours."
Ryou twitched a little, and Seto and Kitty were blushing. Serenity on the other hand was
giggleing so badly she fell into Setos lap which REALLY got everyone going and both were bright
red and Ryou stopped twitching when Kitty got tired of standing and sat in HIS lap.p
p "Meep"
Everyone lost it entirely, and an hour later they were panting on the ground and dehydrated and
in tears. They decided to go to bed. The girls were sharing a room and the guys were sharing a
room. In the guys room, the guys were laughing themselves stupid at Seto. "It isnt funny"
growled Seto. "What? That you have a crush on the sweet innocent one? You'll corrupt her!"
laughed Malik. "Like you corrupted Kurry?"" smirked Seto. "Sheddup" said Malik, blushing.
Ryou grinned. "At least all of you guys have KISSED a girl... Im such a loser u__U"
moaned Ryou. "Then ya just insulted your own little girlfriend... Shes never been kissed
either" said Seto. "WHAT?!?" shouted Ryou. "Kitty? Really? She's so flirty she never really
seemed the type to be shy about that kinda thing" said Bakura. "Hey, who heres the best friend
of said demon? I dont just tell her my problems, she talks to me too. She wasnt what you'd
call popular back in Demonland if you recall. And as she's lived there her whole life, shes
been belittled pretty much that long. It does take a toll on you no matter how strong willed a
person is." said Seto gravely. The loudest silence anyone had ever heard filled the room.
"I hadn't even though about it before.. my god." said Malik. "I knew Kat had had things
bad, but I hardly thought about Kitty before......." said Bakura. "Amazing what you notice
when one pays attention." said Seto. More silence. "Well, I officaly feel guilty as hell."
said Yugi. "-Hey.......... When are you and Malik gonna do the plan thingy?" asked Yami,
eager to change the subject. "Oh. Christmas eve, at the party" said Ryou.
"I get nauseous just thinking about it *-*" said Malik. "Well, you guys wont be alone.
There officaly a whole karokee thingamajigg at the party now" said Seto. 'Really?
Who else is singing?" asked Ryou. "Kittys singing,
and thats all ima sayin"
said Seto grinning. Ryou blushed. "WHATS SHE SINGING?!?" shouted Ryou.
"I aint sayin nothin" said Seto. Ryou jumped him and was promptly deposited on the floor.
"x_x Like, ow." said Ryou dizzily. In the girls room, they were mostly talking about the
party and christmas. "Were gonna decorate the whole mansion soon! YAY!" said Serenity,then
she giggled. "We've got mistletoe too" she finsihed evily. Several odd noises followed.
"Im going to get something to drink" said Kitty, as she headed for the door. "A saucer of
milk, perhaps?" giggled Kurrry. "Sheddup" said Kitty. She walked past the boys room and heard
something interesting, and pressed her ear to the door. What she heard was this:
"-Kitty. "And she's just so... clingy and dependantish. "Not what youd call eye candy either.
I feel sorry for Kitty." It was Ryous voice. Kitty took a step back. Clingy? Dependant?
She knew she wasn't eye candy, but it still hurt. Coughing slightly she ran down the stairs
and out the door, and sat behind a rosebush in the snow, crying softly and shivering.
About an hour later the other girls got worried and knocked on the door of the guys room.
Malik answered it, looking confused. "Whats wrong?" asked Malik, seeing the worried looks on
their faces. "We can't find Kitty, and she went to get something to drink an hour ago." said
Kat. "WHAT?!??! WELL WHAT ARE WE STANDING AROUND FOR? WE GOTTA FIND HER!" thundered Ryou as he
flew past the girls and down the stairs. After another half hour of searching Ryou thought to
check outside. It had started to snow harder. He heard a soft sobbing from the rosebushes.
He slowly walked aound them to fins a pale, blue lipped and shivering Kitty, crying her eyes
out. "Kitty? What on earth are you doing out here? Whats wrong? What happened?" asked
Ryou worriedly as he rushed to her side. "Im slowly freezing myslef to death, duh. It's not
like you care." said Kitty sharply.
Ryou was so taken aback by this he almost fell over. "What? Of course I care! Why would you
say that?" asked Ryou. "I overheard you earlier- You said I was clingy,dependantish. I
know im not much to look at, but am I really clingy and dependant? And it still hurts coming
from you" coughed Kitty. The look on Ryous face Kitty couldnt read, but then a look of
realization hit him. "Oh! Kitty- I wasnt talking about you, I was talking about PAM! Seto was
saying whata scary piece a work she was, and Malik was joking I like her, and I was saying I
felt sorry you had to put up with her! You just misunderstood!" said Ryou. Kitty looked up.
"Really?" she said quietly. Ryou nodded. "Oh- I am such an IDIOT! Oh my GOD im such a moron..."
said Kitty. "Youre not a moron, you just misunderstood, I wouldve thought the same thing if I
had been you" said Ryou. "And by the way- whoever gave you the idea YOU werent much to look at
was a moron" said Ryou. Kitty sniffed. "R-really?" "Really" said Ryou. "Now come in, you'll
freeze to death out here. Are you okay?" asked Ryou. "Y-Yeah... but im gonna seem so stupid to
the others." said Kitty. "They'll just be glad your okay, theyre all beside themselves"
said Ryou. Kitty tried to get up, and the fell into the snow. "Ummm... I think i've gone numb"
said Kitty sheepishly. "Here, I'll carry you" said Ryou, picking her up. "Umm... by the way, I
know this sounds stupid, but... you dont have a thing for Seto, do you?" asked Ryou quietly.
"WHA? Of course not! Why in the WORLD would you think that?" giggled Kitty. "Well- you
guys are just so close- and... oh nevermind" sad Ryou. "Were best friends, and it's also
kind of a guardiaun-guarded thing. Hee hee... Im sorry- it just strikes me as pretty funny.
I mean addmittedly Seto isnt bad to look at, but he's got nothing on-" Kitty got a funny
look on her face and shut up. "-on?" asked Ryou hopefully. "Nuna yer buisness" giggled Kitty.
"Would it help if I told you I thought you were cute?" grinned Ryou. Kitty blushed and smiled.
"Okay- Ill give you a hint. He has white hair and a cute accent." grinned Kitty.
Ryou blushed. "Oh." was the best he could get out. "Well we best go in" said Ryou as her opened
the door. "Lookie what a found! A catsickle!" said Ryou, laughing. There was a stampede as
everyone ran for the door. "Well arent you two cozy?" grinned Malik. "Not as cozy as you
and Kurry were at the hospital, i'll bet." said Ryou, smirking. Malik and Kurry blushed.
"What on earth HAPPENED?" asked Isis. "I misunderstood something I overheard Ryou say, and
basically acted like a total moron and ran outside." said Kitty, words punctuated by her
chattering teeth. "Well whatever- but thank god youre okay! Let's find some blankets and hot
choclate! Youre lips are blue!" said Kat. Fifteen minutes later, Kitty was wrapped in several
blankets and had a mug of hot choclate. "Im- f-f-ine g-guys -r-r-r-rreally" stuttered Kitty.
"Wow, convinceing X3" said Yami. Isis giggled. They all sat in the livivng room for awhile
and ended up falling asleep on random things snuggled up to one another. The next morning,
the first one awake was Seto. He looked around for a minute, confused. Then he remembered the
events of the previous night. "NnNnnnnmmm..." he moaned and then turned bright red as he
realized who he had his arms around. (Give ya a hint. Last names Wheeler, and it aint Joey.)
Kitty awoke next, under a mountain of blankets with Ryou. "Wha?- Ngg.Morning bad." was all she
said before she went back to sleep. Seto sweatdropped and slowly and carefully got up.
And just in time, as Joey woke up next in the armchair with Mai in his lap. The blonde turned
purple. Seto couldnt help but snort. Yami stirred, he had been against the arm chair with
Isis leaning against him. "Hzzbin? Huh? NnNgGgGH." Was all he said before wobbling to his feet.
Isis stirred in her sleep and mumbled something. Kat and Bakura woke up next, on the other
end of the couch Kitty and Ryou were on, and quite comfortable in eachothers arms, so neither
bothered to get up. Mokuba came bounding down the stairs, as Seto had told him to go to bed when
he came asking what was going on the night before. He giggled when he saw Yugi asleep with his
head in Teas lap, who was leaning against the wall. "HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY GUYS!"
shouted Mokuba at the top of his lungs. Everyone jumped, and those on the couch and armchair
were in a heap on the rug. Serenity sat up. "MokUuUbBbAa!" shouted Seto. Mokuba "Eeeped"
and ran upstairs. Seto sweatdropped. Ryou blushed when he realized he'd landed on Kitty.
Suddenly there was a soft snoring. Kitty had fallen asleep again. "Not a morning person?"
questioned Isis. "You shoulda seen her the day she had to get up at five" laughed Kurry.
Ryou got up and gently shook the snoring Kitty. "You alive?" asked Ryou. "Go 'way"
mumbled Kitty into the blankets she'd been buried in. Yami walked up. "Geddup" he said,
poking Kitty in the side with his shoe, which was shredded at lightning speed by a flash
of claws. Nobody else tried to wake up Kitty. She was up half an hour later, and hyperactive.
As Kitty hopped around, Seto laughed. "SoOo, I take it she's just slow waking up, and then
goes into turbo mode? Is there an OFF button?" he snickered as Kitty started cartwheeling.
Suddenly she stopped. "LET'S GET THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!" shouted Kitty.
There was a cheer and everyone thundered to the attic. An hour or so later the decoration
had been lugged down with the one mishap of Seto and Joey ramming into eachother from behind
two big boxes and getting into a fight. Kitty was flying around hanging up a sort of garland
wreath with holly in it, and a big red bow at every place it stopped. Kurry and Malik
were hanging up the mistletoe *cough* And Seto and Serenity were outside putting up christmas
lights with the help of Kat and Bakura. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
was heard as Serenity fell off the roof, but luckily she fell right into Setos arms.
Kat and Bakura catcalled at the two red teens. Seto put Serenity down, and Serenity giggled.
"My Hero" she laughed as Seto went even redder than before. Kitty, who had come outside with
the wreath was giggleing herself stupid. "Chee... Maybe I should telll JoOoeEeYyY" laughed
Kitty. "Jee, Maybe I should tell RyOoOu" said Seto, without missing a beat.Kitty tripped and
landed right
into the snow. Ryou poked his head out the door just then. "Tell me what?" he asked blinking.
"That Kitty thinks youre- MFfFuUuf!" Kitty had her hand over Setos mouth. "Tell you
absolutely NOTHING. Go help Kurry and Malik or something, at risk of intterupting one of their
little make out sessions" said Kitty, and right then Kurry fell off the balcony and landed
with a soft whumph in the snow. Malik was on the balcony, beet red and had lipstick on his
face *somehow*. When Kurry surfaced, she coughed. "Oh. Nevermind than, evidently there
finished." said Kitty. "We-uhh- errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... Can I blame this on mistletoe?"
blinked Kurry. "But that looks like lipstick on Maliks CHEEK... oh
wait- he's got some on his lips too." said Kitty, squinting at
Malik, who touched his cheek and blushed. Kurry glared. Kitty giggled. Seto then piped up,
"Kitty's just upset that that wasnt her and Ryou. Don't be too upset."
***FWSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG****
With a flash of claws, Seto was now wearing only his trenchcoat and boxers.
"And they called him the streak! =D" giggled Kitty as she zoomed off. "KITTY YOU GET BACK HERE"
shouted Seto, chasing after her. Serenity was beet red and like this : *-*
And everyone else was laughing themselves stupid. Joey poked his head out the door only to be
run down by the two insane brunettes, and when he reaized what had happened, he growled.
"BOTH OF YOU GET BACK HERE! YOURE CORRUPTING MY SISTER! NOBODY WANTS NO SEE THAT!" shouted Joey
after them. "FUNNY, I DIDINT MIND!" shouted every female in the vicinity, casing Seto to blush
and stumble, giving Kitty time to run back, beep Setos nose and go "Bleep Bleep!" and zoom off.
Seto growled and ran upstairs to put some clothes on. Ryou was laughing his ass off,
and then stoped. "WAIIITA MINUTE- What'd Seto say?" blinked Ryou. Serenity laughed so hard
she fell into a snowbank. Joey sweatdropped and Malik and Kurry were laughing themselves
stupid. Awhile later, after Seto was clothed, they all were inside, dripping wet.
"Let's do the tree tonight. Im exauhsted" said Mai. "Agreed" as the general murmur.
A while later they were making christmas cookies, and Isis and Yami had gone out for more hot
choclate,candy canes and eggnog. The cookies werent going so well, and most looked more like
cookies than the cookies did. "AUGH" shouted Seto as the cookies exploded on him.
Serenity giggled. "Lookie! Setos a cookie!" Seto turned bright red. Joey growled but was
shut up when Mai ran into him and they crashed into a bag of flour.
**********PFFFOOOOOOOOOOF**********
The entire kitchen and everyone in it was covered in flour. Kitty blinked. "Im a BLACK CAT
demon, not a white one -_-" sighed Kitty. Ryou sighed. "Well, I look almost the same, but im
wearing white jeans instead of blue." he moaned. Kitty giggled. Yugi blinked. "I look OLD..."
mumbled Yugi. "More like a white teddy bear" giggled Tea, making Yugi blush.
"Yugi and Tea, sittin in a tree!" giggled Mokuba, making both blush and Kurry giggle so badly
she slipped on a broken egg and crashed into Bakura, who fortuneately caught her.
Kat snorted. "Youre lucky my bishie has good reflexes ^-^" said Kat. Bakura blushed.
At the mall, Isis and Yami were wandering around. They had bought santa hats with the waist
length backs and were in thourghly good moods, despite people stopping them to ask for
their autographs. (Dudes, Duel King and famous Egyptologist/duelist.)
"^-^ I feel so famous" said both at once, then they blushed. Two old women were walking
by and said they were such a cute couple and Isis was lucky to have caught such a mannerly and
handsome young man, albeit the unusual hair. "Oh- were not a couple" said Isis blushing.
"Realatives? You are holding hands." said One of the women. The looked at their hands and
realized they were indeed, and jumped away, blushing. "UuUhHhHh" was their intelligent
response. One of the ladies grinned. "Ah" said she, grinning as she walked off.
They looked at eachother and blushed. "Sorry" said both at the same time. Isis giggled
at the look on Yamis face. Then they passed a store with a karokee machine.
They were taking volunteers. "Care to try? " asked Yami. "Aw sure, why not. You sing?" asked
Isis. "Well, people tell me I have a nice voice..." mumbled Yami. "Sing something for me."
said Isis. Yami thought for a minute. "What should I sing?" asked Yami. "How about Jingle
Bells?" said Isis. "Okay.." said Yami.
"Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a; one horse
open sleigh, Oh! Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh, over the hills
we goooooooooo laughing all the way!"
"Howzat?"
"Wholy SHIT"
"=*-*="
"You sound like one of those people who make those professional Christmas Carol CD's. Let's
go! We can sing 'Walkin in a winter wonderland!" said Isis, and they ran into the store.
"It says couples only contest" said Yami. Isis thought for a minute and the slipped
her hand in his. "What they dont know, wont hurt em" grinned Isis. Yami blushed and grinned
back. The got up on the stage after talking to the guy who ran it, and he turned on the music
and the screen brought up the words. (It was a kareokee machine, 'member?)
They had to share a microphone, and they both took a deep breath and started singing.
sleighbells ring, are you list'nin?
in the lane snow is glist'nin
a beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
gone away is the bluebird
here to stay is the new bird
he sings a love song
as we go along
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
in the meadow we can build a snowman
then pretend that he is parson brown
he'll say, "are you married?"
we'll say, "no, man!
but you can do the job when you're in town!"
later on we'll conspire
as we dream by the fire
to face unafraid
the plans that we made
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
in the meadow we can build a snowman
and pretend that he's a circus clown
we'll have lots of fun with mr. snowman
until the other kiddies knock him down!
when it snows, ain't it thrillin'
though your nose gets a chillin'?
we'll frolic and play
the eskimo way
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
walkin' in a winter wonderland!
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
sleighbells ring are you listenin'
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
sleighbells ring are you listenin'
in the lane snow is glistenin'
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
are you listenin', sleighbells ring are you listenin'
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
sleighbells ring are you listenin', sleighbells ring :
(walkin' in a winter wonderland!)
There was a storm of clapping as they finished. "I think we have our winner!"
said the guy. "Huh?" said both. "The couples Christmas carol contest! Youve won free passes to
the Duel Monsters ice ballet!" said the man. "*-* Oh." said both. "Here you go! A whole
envelope of free passes!" after they left and got the stuff, Yami flipped through the passes.
"Theres enough for everybody!" said Yami. "But... how do we explain this to the others?"
"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Internet?"
(Sorry, bad fairly oddparents joke.)
"Im a horrible liar anyways, and I KNOW you are. We'll have to tell the truth, Kittys ears can
detect if our tone of voice is off" said Isis. Yami sighed. "Yugis gonna be on my case for
weeks ; ...But then again, I still have that photo of him in the pink bunny pajamas...."
mumbled Yami. Isis blinked. "BUNNY PAJAMAS?!?" shouted Isis. "Yes, bunny pajamas. LONG
story." sighed Yami. "Im assuming it involved large amounts of sugar?"
asked Isis. "Brilliant, holmes." said Yami, laughing.
They walked in and explained. Yugi giggled. "Not insinuateing anything, nope, not me"
"And im not insinuateing anything about that photo which I currently have in my pocket."
"You wouldnt DARE."
"I would."
Yami then turned and hauled ass down the hallway towards Tea's room.
"YAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIII" wailed Yugi as he chased him down the hall.
Tea poked her head out of the room. "Huh?" asked Tea.
"=O-O= YAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW"
shouted Yugi. "Make me!" laughed Yami. Suddenly he tripped. Yugi sighed in relif,
then went white as a ghost as a photo flew into the air. Yami grinned. "Too Late"
It landed on the floor. Yugi buried his face in his hands. Tea picked up the photo.
"..................................."
"AWWWWW! You look so CUTE! ^_________________^"
"*_______________________________________________________________________________________*"
"I like the hippo coustume, Yami" said Tea. "Huh?" said Yugi. "OH SHIT"
shouted Yami. Isis came in. "Hippo coustume? LEMME SEE! ^-^" Isis took the picture and giggled.
Yugi was now laughiing his ass off. "I remember that! Grandpa made you entertain at my little
cousins birthday! You look so thrilled." giggled Yugi. Yami snatched the picture and stormed
out of the room, bright red.
Later that night, Seto had been gone for awhile as there was something he had to do at work.
Suddenly, Kittys ear twitched. She ran into the hallway and crouched tiger style at the front
door. (Calvin and Hobbes fans know whats coming) Seto opened the door. "Im HO-
WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Kitty pounced Seto and they went sprawling Calvin&Hobbes style into the snow. "Glad to see you
too" laughed Seto."^________^ Hi." said Kitty. Seto sat up and shouted
"OKAY, WHO LET HER INTO THE SUGAR THIS TIME?" "SHE USED THE PUPPY FACE! I HAD A WEAK MOMENT!"
shouted Ryou. Seto got up and followed the hyper cat into the house. Seto held up a grocery
bag. "I got steak for dinner!" "*-* I take back everything bad I ever said about you"
said Joey. Seto sweatdropped and walked into the kitchen. He came out ten minutes later.
"How does everyone like their steak?"
"Rare"
"Medium-well"
"Well done"
"Suprised and running"
O______________o
"I am a CAT demon"
O____o
"I dont think ANYONE needed to hear that"
"Okay fine, well done."
O_o.
"Ryou, you have weird taste" whispered Bakura, earning himself a smack in the head.
After dinner (which nearly ended in a mashed potato fight until Kitty took the mashed potatoes
away from Joey) everyone mostly wandered around the mansion. Everyone but Kitty was now
in one of the lounges. Suddenly there was a shout from down the hall. Seto turned white.
"Oh no" Kitty zoomed in and pounced Seto. Seto groaned. "Is it really nessecary to pounce me?"
Asked Seto. "Yes." said Kitty simply. "NOW WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU HAE A HOT TUB THE SIZE OF
AN OVERSIZED OUTDOOR POOL?!?" shouted Kitty. "You didnt ask?" said Seto sheepishly.
Kitty hopped to her feet. (Were just gonna SUPPOSE that everyone had their bathing suits with
them in December.) Everyone stampeded upstairs to change.
Seto sighed and followed them. The first one ready was Joey, wearing green trunks.
He was sitting by the hot tub when Mai came in wearing a purple bikini.
"O______________O DhHhHuUuUUr" said Joey. Mai giggled. "Glad you approve."Then got into
the hot tub. Serenity was next wearing a pink bikini, causing Joey to mumble something evil
about Kaiba under his breath. And, right on Cue, Seto and Kitty walked in next.
Seto was wearing ice blue trunks and Kitty was wearing a black bikini.
"*-* Yow." said both Seto and Serenity at the same time, causing them to blush and Kitty
to laugh so hard at Joeys face she had to shove her knuckles in her mouth.
Tea was next, wearing a yellow bikini. Yugi was next, in red trunks, and his eyes got even
bigger than the usual mundo puppy teddy eyes o' doom. Yami was next in black trunks, Isis
closely following wearing a silver bikini. Yami got a funny look on his face.
Kurr walked in next in a sky blue bikini, followed by Malik in gold&purple trunks,
Malik was drooling. Kitty was struggling to keep in her laughter until Ryou walked in and she
almost fell in the hot tub. Ryou was wearing black trunks and went even redder than Kitty.
Bakura and Kat came in next, Bakura in dark red trunks and Kat in a green bikini.
"Izzat everyone?" asked Seto looking aorund. "Yup ^-^" said Serenity.
"Well then?" sai Kitty as she flipped into the hot tub. (It was so big it had a diving board)
(Forgive meh Kurry, im borrowing some of your pool scene from Forever Angel)
Malik and Yami were showing off diving into the pool, when Seto's turn came he did
three flips, two jack knives a spin and waved at Serenity and landed with barely a splash.
"=O__________________O=" was the identical look on Malik and Yamis faces, and Kurry
and Isis were laughing there heads off. Serenity was blushing and Kitty was giggleing herself
stupid and clapping. Oh, and Joey? He was sulking. He then went off the diving board, did
four flips,a soumersault and a twist before hitting the water. "Whered he learn THAT?!?"
asked Yugi.Mai blinked. O_o "Impressive" Serenity giggled. "He took diving lessons"
Kurry was up. She jumped, and spread her wings above the water, causing a tidal wave to crash
down on Malik and Bakura. She then landed in the water with a soft sploosh.
The two soggy bishies coughed and shook the water from their hair. "That was unkind"
said both at once. Kurry giggled and Kitty was laughing so hard she fell off the edge of the
hot tub where she'd been sitting and right onto Ryous lap. "*-* Meep" said both.
"Jeez, the girls just FALL into his lap" snorted Yami. He was the shut up as Isis was
shoved into his lap by Kat.Kitty got off Ryou in a hurry and ended up crashing into Isis.
"Ow x-x" said both.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kitty was sitting in an armchair in the living room reading a book when Seto walked in.
"Have you seen my white trenchcoat? It dissapeard" said Seto. "Hmmm.. no. That's odd"
said Kitty, looking up from her book. Suddenly Mokuba walked in, his hair
styled like Setos and wearing the hugely oversized trenchcoat."MORONS! I have a company to run!
*-* But as soon as I leave work I go all googly moogly over Serenity! ANd I LOOOVVE choclate
cookies!" said Mokuba, imitating Setos voice and then running out. Seto glared at Kitty
(who had fallen off the armchair and was in such hysterics she was crying) and said
"Okay, the trenchcoat was a LITTLE funny, but thats one darn sarcastic kid im raising"
Serenity walked in. "O_o I just saw Mokuba with your trenchcoat-" and then stopped at the
scene before her. "Do I really wanna know?" asked Serenity.Mai walked up behind her and laughed.
"Probably not". Joey walked in with an odd look on his face. "Kaiba, I think youre brother had
either gone strange or hero worships you way to much"
"The first one"
"SETO!"
"hmph"
Bakura walked in. "Has anyone seen dumb and dumber?" asked Bakura. "Kittys
right here, and Mokubas down the hall" said Seto, causing Bakura to fall over laughing and
Seto to earn a shoe shredding. When he recovered, Bakura stood up.
"Acctually, I was referring to the pharoah and mini version of which. I need someone to
torment"
*anime fall*
"No idea. But I think Kat is off in the kitchen"
"I have this sudden urge for a sandwhich. Bye all."
"O___________O"
"BAD MENTAL PICTURES"
Later that night, they went to put up the tree.
(It was plastic because Mokubas allergic to pine)
"Thats some BIG tree" whistled Joey. The tree was almost touching the towering ceiling but had
enough room for the star. Mokuba was whizzing around at top speed. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Wazzup with him?" asked Tea. "^^; UmMmMm..... wekindaneverreallyhadatreebefore"
"=O_______________________________________________________________________O="
"Not asking"
Just then Kitty,Kurry,Bakura,Malik and Kat came down the stairs with huge boxes of decorations.
"For someone without a tree you have a lotta ornaments" moaned Kurry.
"He collects them ^_^" piped up Mokuba. Seto blushed. "MOKIE!- er... Ba."
"Mokieba?"
";"
"Seto, can I put the star on the tree NOW?!? huhuhuhuh?"
"The star goes on last"
"Oh FINE. -_- This is just because of the trenchcoat incedent isnt it?"
"Yes"
"Phooey"
"Can we get started already?" asked Yami impatiently. "Yes, please" agreed Isis.
After about two hours, a lot of swearing over tangled lights, and Yami trying to strangle Joey
with the garland,all that was left was the star. Mokuba was holding it in his hands and hopping
around the tree, which was rather hopeless as it was seven feet taller than Seto.
"I have an idea! Mokuba, stand on my shoulders" said Kitty. Mokuba did so, but still couldnt reach.\
"I still cant reach" said Mokuba. "I know, but f I stand on youre BROTHERS shoulders like so,
then you can" giggled Kitty as she hopped off the couch onto Seto shoulders.
"I feel like a totem pole" said Seto. Mokuba reached up and put the star on, and as he leaned
back to admire his handiwork, he fell off, causing a chain reaction.
He fell and was caught by Joey, unfortuneatley neither of the two elders were that lucky.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"PaIiInNn"
"wimp"
"Gerroffa me. Jeez, whats in your pockets anyways, bricks?"
"Most certainly NOT"
"Well then GEROFFA ME KAIBA"
"Tch, so hostile."
Seto stood up and helped Kitty to her feet, reciveing a death glare. Mai stood up.
"Time to plug in the tree! ^_^ Ready? One two three, LIGHT!" said Mai as she plugged in the
tree. "OoOoOhHhHhh...." "AhHhHhHhHh"
"*-* Purty" said Yugi. Tea giggled. "New word?" "^^; Ehhe" said Yugi.
Yami snickered. Seto lit a fire in the fireplace. Kitty dissapeard for awhile and came back
with a huge tray of hot choclate. Everyone fell asleep next to the tree.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHRISTMAS EVE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tea was hopping around the mansion. "EeE! Im so excited ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^"
she giggled. Soon after she had been joined in her oddnes by Yugi, Serenity,Joey,Isis,Yami and,
not to be left out of oddness, Kitty. Seto sweatdropped and hid in his room.
Later that day, they were planning on going to the mall.
Ryou, now panicked and having no idea what the hell to give Kitty, turned to Kurry. Seto came
with him as he was clueless on said department also.
"Welllllll.... I never told either of you this, but she's a BIG animal lover. She had a pet
tiger cub named Merv... but... Kriaun sold him to a zoo. However I just found out he's
currently in domino zoo. And she's also always always ALWAYS wanted a German Shepherd.
She loves dogs, but they seem to have issues with her... ^^;. Thats all i've got guys, sorry."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
said both, as they looked at eachother and grinned. Serenity went to Kitty to ask what
she should get him. "Weeee-EL.... he made me swear not to tell, but he's always wanted two
things but has always been too embarassed about it to say anything. He's always wanted a fluffy
white persian kitten with blue eyes, and one of those 6 foot tall blue eyes plushies"
said Kitty, giggleing. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ^____^....."
Over with Seto again, he was now asking Mai what to get for Serenity.
Yami and Isis were hatching an evil scheme of some sort, but anywho. Mali was now positively
BEGGING Kat to tell him what Kurry wanted for christmas. Kats answer was for him to show
up on christmas day in his boxers, shes said this mostly to annoy Malik and see what
shade of purple he turned.
****MALLAMALLMALLMALLMALLMALLLMALLMALLMALLMALLMALL****
After a few hours of wandering the mall, Tea and Isis heard shouting from the house of
lingerie. Rounding the corner they discovered Yami and Joey holding a struggling and shouting
Yugi by the wrists and ankles and about to throw him into the lingerie store.
"STOP!!!!!!!!"
"-____- Too late"
The two girls went and rescued the dazed and embarassed teddy bear known as Yugi, and the
yelled at Yami and Joey so loudly the mall cop had to ask them to keep it down.
Kitty and Kurry came around to see what all the noise was about, and when they found out Joey
recived a smack in the head from Kurry. "Can't you behave yourself for FIVE MINUTES?"
"Probably not" piped up Mai as she walked aorund the corner with Serenity.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Seto flew down the hall past them with a HUGE crowd of girls behind him, which were either asking for his autograph or plotting to sell his clothes on Ebay.
"O________________________________________________________________________________o"
"-___- Somehow, I was expecting this" said Kitty as she ran off after Seto. About ten minutes
later she returned with Seto leaning on her arm and looking very traumatized. No one asked how
she did it, and Seto wasnt telling. They figured it was probably best everybody went home.
Seto had gotten wind that Kitty loved chess, and whippedo ut a beautiful jade chess set before
you could say 'checkmate'. (bad pun, apologies.) "^^; UmMmMmM Seto. Arent you like the best
chess player in the WORLD?" asked Kitty, blinking a the chess set. "So?" said Seto.
Kitty sighed. "I'll get whipped- and- well- damnit thats not fair." Seto was giving her the
puppy eyes. "Oh FINE, if your gonna fight dirty" pouted Kitty. as she sat down at the table
across from Seto. "How can you tell the difference if the peices are all jade?"
asked Kitty, blinking. "Simple. All of my peices have a sapphire on the front, and all of yours
have an emerald" said Seto. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
And so it began.
Three hours later they were still at it. Everyone was watching by this time.
They were completely tied. It was Setos turn.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........."
"MMeh heh." (Kaibas evil laugh from the magna, borrowethed by moi)
"Checkmate"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"^_____________^ and the reigning champion, Seto Kaiba! =D"
"Damn!"
Mokuba started clapping. "Youre the first person to last more than an hour an a half! YAY! ^_^"
Seto now looked like this "^_________________^" as he hadnt been able to get soemone to play
chess with him for ages"Let's go set up for the party" said Kitty as she zipped out of the room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PAHTHAY TAHMIE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone was ready. Those who werent up for karokeee (the party room had a stage and was
beautifuly decorated)The lights dimmmed and a spotlight went on the stage.
Out came.... YUGI?
Tea, who was wearing a beautifu.l red dress nearly fainted. Yugi smiled and began to sing.
(I DONT OWN ANY OF THE SONGS THAT FOLLOW)
I saw fireworks from the freeway and behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away
Cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
now something on the surface it stings
that something on the surface it kind of makes me nervous who says that you deserve this
and what kind of god would serve this? We will cure this dirty old disease
if you've got the poison I've got the remedy
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaisonus
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your life with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.
I heard two men talking on the radio in a cross fire kind of new reality show
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
they were counting down the days to stab the brother in the be right back after this
the unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh death breath is sure to outlast his catastrophy
dance with me, because if you've got the poison, I've got the remedy
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.
When I fall in love I take my time
There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why
Because
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaisonous
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your life with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont and I wont and I wont I wont and I wont and I wont ....
Tea now had little hearts in her eyes and Yugi took a bow and winked, then hopped off stage to
thunderous applause. Tea finally lost it a pulled Yugi into a hug. "*-* Meep" said Yugi.
Joey had an act but was sitting in the audience just then. Mai came out in a purple dress and
a necklace that Joey recognized immiediately as the one he'd given her last valentines day.
Mai winked at Joey. "Id like to dediate this song to a certain Joey Wheeler ;) " said Mai.
Joey fell out of his chair.
I can't pretend anymore
That I am not affected, I'm not moved
I can't lie to myself that I'm not always thinking of you
You make me strong
You show me I'm not weak to fall in love
When I thought I'd never need now I can't get enough
I always made it on my own
I always thought that I would keep control
You changed everything I believe in
And now I just can't fight this feeling, baby
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
I don't wanna resist 'cause your touch and your kiss
Have shattered my defenses
I surrender
I have to admit that I
Never thought I'd need someone this way
CAUSE You opened my eyes so that I I can see so much more
I always made it on my own
I always thought that I would keep control
You changed everything I believe in
And now I just can't fight this feeling; baby
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
I don't wanna resist 'cause your touch and your kiss
Have shattered my defenses
I surrender
I surrender to this feeling in my heart
I surrender to the safety of your arms
To the touch of your lips
To the taste of your kisses
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without you..........
I surrender
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I surrender
I can't pretend anymore
I can't lie to myself that I'm not always thinking of you
Joey (who now looked like this *______*) smiled. He walked up to Mai and whispered something
in her ear, then led her to the audience and got up on stage himself.
"Id like to dedicate this song to a certain Mai Valentine" said Joey, winking, making Mai blush
and the audience cat call.
I don't mind confiding
That I make stupid mistakes
Been misled and misguided
And I'm easily led astray
You can dance with disaster
Never missing a step
Spinning faster and faster
Long after I've already slipped
But in the middle of it all
You always break my fall
In the middle of it all
Chorus:
Over and over
Again and again
You broke through the door
And I'm stumblin' in
I'm twisted and tangled
I'm soaked to the skin
You broke through the door
And I'm stumblin' in again
Pulled in every direction
I've a million regrets
And you're the perfect protection
When I'm down in over my head
But in the middle of it all
You always break my fall
In the middle of it all
And there's bones in my closet
I've collected quite a few
God knows what causes an angel to love a fool
An angel to love a fool
You always break my fall
In the middle of it
Chorus
I'm stumblin' in again
I'm stumblin' in again
I'm stumblin' in again
I'm stumblin' in again .....
Mai ran on stage and threw her arms around Joey, pulling him into a kiss. The audience?
Catcalled some more. XD
They went back stage (to more catcalls) And Serenity came out, wearing a shimmery blue
dress the coulor of Setos eyes, and the dress had a slit down the side.
Joey fainted backstage. Seto fell off his chair.
"This song is dedicated to Seto ^-^" said Serenity as Seto "meeped"
I wanted to be like you
I wanted everything
So I tried to be like you
And I got swept away
I didn't know that it was so cold
And you needed someone
to show you the way
So I took your hand and we figured out
That when the tide comes
I'd take you away
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
I'm sinking slowly
So hurry hold me
Your hand is all I have to keep me hanging on
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
All you wanted was somebody who cares
If you need me you know I'll be there
Oh, yeah
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone...
Seto was a funny shade of purple. Serenity had walked up to him near the end of the song and
was now right in front of him. "I love you, Seto Kaiba" whispered Serenity. Seto didnt answer
and pulled her into a kiss. It took half an hour to shut the audience up.
Then, Kitty took the stage, wearing a black dress and high hell sandals.
"This song is about me, and for Ryou " said Kitty, smiling.
Ryou turned bright red.
Miss Independent
Miss Self-sufficient
Miss Keep Your Distance
Miss Unafraid
Miss Out of My Way
Miss Don't Let a Man Interfere, no
Miss On Her Own
Miss Almost Grown
Miss Never Let A Man Help Her Off Her Throne
So, by keeping her heart protected
She'd never ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
Said ooh, she fell in love
What is the feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door
Surprise...It's time
To feel what's real
What happened to Miss Independent?
No more the need to be defensive
Goodbye, old you
When love is true
Misguided heart
Miss play it smart
Miss if you want to use that line you better not start
But she miscalculated
She didn't want to end up jaded
And this miss decided not to miss out on true love
So, by changing her misconceptions
She went in a new direction
And found inside she felt a connection
She fell in love.
What is the feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door (open my door)
Surprise...It's time (yeah)
To feel what's real
What happened to Miss Independent?
No more the need to be defensive
Goodbye (goodbye), old you (oh you)
When love, when love is true
When Miss Independence walked away
No time for love that came her way
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to miss no longer afraid?
It took some time for her to see
How beautiful love could truly be
No more talk of why can't that be me
I'm so glad I finally feel...
What is the feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door
Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)
To feel (to feel) what's real
What happened to Miss Independent?
No more the need to be defensive
Goodbye (goodbye), old you
When love, when love is true...
Ryou (who now looked like this *-* and was dark purple) grabbed Malik by the wrist and dragged
him on stage, whispered something to Kitty who nodded and went into the audience and sat next
to Kurry.
"We'd like to dedicate this song to our resident angel demon duo, Kitty and Kurry"
said Ryou. Malik nodded and threw him a microphone.
Shooby dooby dooby doo woi Shooby doo
Oh Shooby doo dooby doo boi oi
Yeah, ah Girl, you're my angel, you're my
darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my
friend when I'm in need, lady
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all
done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty
always mention Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady You're a queen and so you should be treated
Though you never get the lovin' that you needed
Could have left, but I called and you heeded
Takin' a beatin', mission completed
Mama said that I and I dissed the program
Not the type to mess around with her emotion
But the feeling that I have for you is so strong
Been together so long and this could never be wrong
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Uh, uh Girl, in spite of my behavior, said I'm your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, say girl I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Girl, in spite of my behavior, well, you are my savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, well, girl I surrender
(Said thanks for giving me your love)
Now life is one big party when you're still young
And who's gonna have your back when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty always mention Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
The bishies *cough* I mean Ryou and Malik bowed. Kurry was on stage and in Maliks arms before
anyone else could blink. Kitty looked like this: =*-*= and was frozen in place.
Ryou walked down to her. "Kitty?" he said softly. Kitty flung her arms around his neck.
The audience had catcalled so long their throats were sore. There was one more act.
Yami and Bakura took the stage. "I'd like to dedicate this saong to Isis" said Yami,
and. "I'd lilke to dedicate this to Kat" said Bakura. Kat giggled and Isis went beet red.
When I wake up, yeah I know Im gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know Im gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And If I get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver whatever that means
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Surrender
Surrender
When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
I gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
And if I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, whatever the fuck that means
I'm gonna be the man whos havering to you
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Surrender
Surrender
When I'm lonely, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whos lonely without you
I'm gonna be the man whos coming home
Cuz I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Surrender
Surrender
Surrender
Bakura walked down and gave the blushing Kat a hug, and Isis ran onstage and pulled the
suprised Yami into a kiss. Everyone catcalled and Mokuba rolled in a gigantic table of food.
Kitty turned up the music and the basically partied their feet off.
They wore themselves out and went to bed at 11:30.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHRISTMAS MORNING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mokuba zoomed down the hall shouting. "IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTMASSSSS"
Everyone ran downstirs. Suddenly they realized that 3 people were missing.
"Where are Ryou,Seto and Serenity?" asked Mai. Suddenly there was some scuffling and a few
barks outside. Kittys ear twitched. "He DIDNT." Seto walked in with a German Shepherd puppy
on a red leash with bells. "His name is Miroki, and he get along very well with cats" said Seto.
"Merry Christmas Kitty"
"*____________________________________________________________________________________*"
Kitty pounced Seto and had him around the midddle in a hug amidst her storm of
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou when she heard a growl.
"It CAN'T be...."
"It is" said a soft british accent.
Standing there was Ryou next to a full grown siberian tiger.
"MERV???????????????????????????????????????????????"
The tiger roared happily and ran to her. Kitty broke down crying into the tigers neck.
She then turned to a shocked Ryou and pulled him into a kiss. Ryou fainted.
Kitty slid to the floor . "*-* Meep" was all she got out before she joined Ryou in la la land.
"I think it was a bit much for her to handle" said Kat, smiling as the tiger licked Kittys
face in an attempt to wake her up, and the puppy had fallen asleep by her feet.
Seto smiled, then blinkded. "Wheres Serenity?" Suddenly a soft mewo was heard behind him.
Setos eyes went the size of dinner plates. "she DIDNT"
"She did"
Seto turned around to a white fluffy persian kitten with eyes the same coulor as his own.
"*-* She squealed, didnt she?"
"You can thank me later" said a voice from the floor. Kitty had come to.
"Her name is emerald" giggled Serenity as she put the kitten in Setos arms,and it began too
purr. "tH-TH-th- thank you *-*" stuttered Seto. Joey didnt have the hear to make fun of him.
Suddenly Kitty left the room. "Seto... theres someone here to see you, and hes blue,white and
six feet tall"
"*-*_*_*_*_*-*"
Kitty shoved the huge blue eyes plushie into the room. Seto fainted. Serenity giggled.
"He's so cute"
Ryou came too just then. "I just had the mos' wunnerful dream........" he mumbled.
Kitty went bright red.
Suddenly Mai shreiked.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If so awful. So it's not that cliffieish, but it was longer than the big chapter ^_^
MERRY CHRISTMAS!