Kitty: HIHIHIHI! ^_^ Im back! Welcome to the last chappie! ^_^
(and yes there will be a sequel.... MWAA) And as hard as it may be to belive at the beggining,
to prepare for the sequel it gets mucho angsty. Thats right! SEQUEL! WHEE! And it's gonna
be full of angsteh goodness. Is that an oxymoron?
DISCLAIMER: FOR THE 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000TH TIME,
I DONT OWN YU-GI-OH!
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Tea looked like this: *_____________________*
Mai had just pointed out that Yugi was knocked out under the Chritmas tree with a large red
bow around his neck, and a tag tied to the top point of his hair that said:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TEA!
From: Yami&Isis
Kitty sweatdropped. "GUYS......"
"What?"
"Thats GENIUS! Why didnt you let me in on it? T-T"
*anime fall*
Tea was still frozen, Suddenly, Yugi stirred.
"Oh SHIT"
Yami and Isis turned and hauled ass down the hallway.
"Mmff... HUH?"
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"^^; Yami and Isis went thatta way. But don't be gone for long, you ARE Tea's present"
said Mai. Yugi blushed and Tea sweatdropped. Mai meeped. Joey had just handed her her present
from him. Mai opened it and gasped. It was a golden charm braclet, and the charms on it already
were a harpie lady,a flame swordsman,a duel monsters card and a heart. "Oh Joey.....
this is beautiful..." said Mai, and the threw her arms around the suprised Joey and kissed him.
Everone catcalled. (Yes, I do realize that Kitty catcalling is a very bad pun.)
Serenity grinned. "^____^" and then blinked. "Dangit, now he's gonna go on about Mai even
more than usual u-u;" Mai broke the kiss and looked from Serenity to the now very red Joey,
and hugged Joey around the middle. Ryou was standing there untill he felt a pair of hands
around his neck. Kitty had put a beatiful heart locket engraved with emerald,sapphire and
diamond wisps around his neck. "Kitty... this is beautiful...." said Ryou, turning to her.
Kitty hugged
him. "It's the least I could do" said Kitty, grinning, Ryou hugged her.
"Youre welcome" "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^" said Mai. Mokuba let out a shout. "The new Axe Raider
computer game??? THANKS GUYS! ^_____^" shouted Mokuba, pouncing Seto and Kitty.
"Hey, thats MY job." said Kitty indignatly. "Mmmkubuh.. ur crufing muh fafe"
"Whoopsie" said Mokuba sheepishly as he got off of Setos face. Seto sighed and got to his feet.
"Mokuba, if youre through attacking us, would you please go find the karokee machine?"
Mokuba mock-saluted and ran out. Seto turned to Serenity. "Seren- Mai told me your favorite
card was dragoness the wicked knight, so..." Seto pulled out a beautiful blue crystal figurine
of a blue eyes in a serene pose and drgoness the wicked knight with her hand on it's neck.
"Seto, this is beautiful!" gasped Serenity, setting it on a table and throwing her arms around
him. Everyone swore later on they acctualy HEARD Joey twitch. Malik walked shyly up too
Kurry. "Umm....... Kurry?" Kurry turned. "Hm?" she then gasped as ,Malik handed her a beatiful
pair of earings that were made of sapphire with swirl of gold and shaped like doves. "Malik,
these are beautiful!"
gasped Kurry. Malik blushed. "Well- um.. it wasnt really-" stuttered Malik untill Bakura burst
out: "Shucks, Ma'm, twarnt nothin'" and set everyone off. Kurry then handed Malik a beautiful
necklace shaped like the winged dragon of ra, made of swirls of crystal,diamond and gold.
Malik fainted. Kurry sweatdropped. Suddenly there was two near-identical gasps followed by
laughter behind them. They turned to find Seto and Kitty had just excanged gifts, and they had
been the halves of a best friend necklace. The one Kitty gave to Seto was a sapphire dragon
wrapped around half a gold heart, and the one Seto had given to Kitty was the other half, an
emerald dragon wrapped around half a gold heart. They were now laughing themselves stupid.
Everyone sweatdropped. "Did they just screw up in the brain factory and give you two the same
one?" asked Joey. The two brunettes sweatdropped and shouted "NO" at the same time.
"-_-; I give up" said Kat. "You guys are strange" sighed Yugi.
"So?" said Seto and Kitty at the same time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A few hours later~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone was collapsed in the living room. "UgGgHH... Too much chocolate @_@"
moaned Kurry. Malik had fallen asleep, and Mokuba was snoozing at Setos feet, Serenity in his
lap, and Kitty was asleep between Seto and Ryou. Yami and Isis had reappeared, and Isis was
still latched onto a blushing Yami after he gave her a beautiful jewelery box.
"Deck the halls with boughs of *hic* holly... Falalauauahh... ugh..."
.........Oh yeah, and Bakura had spiked the punch again.
"BAKUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
bellowed Yugi.
"Oh no, the midjets gonna get me" mocked Bakura.
Yugi promptly kicked the shit out of him.
"And if you EVER get Tea drunk again i'll do worse that that."
"X_X
"(((0)))________________(((0)))"
*hic*
Kat picked up the pile formerly known as Bakura and sighed. "Sorry hun, but I can't say you
didnt deserve that"
Kat then took him upstairs to the medical room. Yami looked like this: =O___________O=
Kitty (who had woken up at the noise) Looked like this: (((((0o0____0o0)))))
for a moment and then grinned. "I think it's... HOT TUB TIME! ^_^"
Everyone anime fell as Kitty had stood up ans squashed Setos foot as she said this and he was
now hopping around. "^^; Oopsie. Sorry Seto." said Kitty sheepishly. Everyone but Serenity and
Mokuba started laughing their heads off and even the latter two were giggleing.
Seto sighed. How about we play truth or dare first... only... with the karokee machine.
Lipsync dares.... Yeah, thats it! We'll dare eachother to lipsync to songs!
"Thats BRILLIANT!" said Serenity and Ryou at the same time. Seto and Kitty looked at eachother
and said "And they laugh at US" at exactly the same time. "I can't STAND it." groaned Kurry.
"Charlie Brown, you look different." laughed Kat. Bakura snorted. Yami and Isis jumped up.
"KITTY! SETO! We have a dare for you!"
"Can they do that?"
"I guess"
"Dress up like barbies and lipsync to barbie girl"
There was pandemonium. Ryou,Kurry,Kat and Serenity were in tears.
Yugi, who had seen the lyrics was crying he was laughing so hard. Tea was having trouble
breathing. "Why Meeeeeeeeee ;-;" moaned Kitty. "I HAVE THE PERFECT COUSTUMES!
shouted Mai as she dragged the two mortified brunettes out of the room When they came back
Malik choked on his drink, and Kurry and Kat laughed so hard they fell over. Everyone else
was completely silent for a moment and then fell into hysterics. Oh, and Ryou fainted.
Kitty was wearing a blonde wig that was in a ponytail, had perfectly manicured nails with
glittery pink polish,a black miniskirt that read Barbie on it in pink, and black leather
boots that went most of the way up her legs. With the makeup, shed've looked every bit the
barbie if she hadnt looked so ready to messily gouge Yami and Isis' eyes out.
Seto was next. and he looked every bit the preppy ken. Blonde wig, stupid preppy clothes,
everything. Well, his eye was twitching and he looke psychotic, but anyways.
"Damnit, why couldnt I be Ken?" growled Kitty.
"The boots dont fit Seto" laughed Mai. "Damn you and your big feet" "Can I help it if im this
fricken tall?" "I told you to stop eating your vegtables!" Everyone laughed until they couldnt
breathe.
((A/N: The things I do to entertain you people. And yes Kurry-chan,I see you laughing.Stoppit.))
Yami started up the music.
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
"Now get the hell away from me you pervert"
"Bimbo"
"Preadator"
"Arent they just heart warming?"
"SHUT UP"
"=O-O="
Then they both stopped dead. Yami and Isis looked like a deer in the headlights. Yugi and Tea
had been one thing, but they were in some deep shit now.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
They hauled ass down the hallway. Unfortuneately Kitty was a meadalist 100 meter dash champ
and Seto was just really freaking fast. Kurry blinked. "I can't watch" said Kurry as she
covered her eyes. Yugi looked traumatized and Serenity looked like this: O_o
Bakura laughed. "I can! This is GREAT! Wheres the popcorn? WHOO! BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EM!"
Yami and Isis had hid in a closet. Bad idea. Seto pulled out a key and with a click they were
locked in. Kitty looked at him quizzicly and Seto grinned. "Isis is clautstrophobic"
"Thats AWFUL"
"I like it"
"AGH! THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME"
"LET HER OUT!"
"*WHUMP*"
"Nevermind"
Suddenly there was laughter. "Nice coustumes guys"
"SON OF A-"
~*~
About half an hour later when order was restored,they all sat down again.
Then Kurry cracked "That was one for the scrapbook" and pulled a camera from behind her back.
More pandemonium. Eventually they calmed down and Kitty grinned.
"Our Turn"
"UH OH" said all involved.Seto whispered something to Kitty in German and as they plotted
everyone watched in horrror. "And I thought Kaiba had a demons mind.... now theyve combined
a demon mind with an acctual demons mind... O_o We are all SO screwed" said Joey in horror.
"Youre ALL dared to lipsync to "I feel pretty"
"=O_________________________________________________________________0="
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Seto and Kitty were in hysterics. "Hey, our philosophy is dont get mad, get REVENGE! ^_^"
"Thats disturbing" said Kurry. "Youre just sore. Now come on, everyone get up there and SING"
((A/N: What? You thought we wouldnt get horrendous revenge? Tch!))
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
Have you met my good friend Maria
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's weed
Keep away from her
Send for Chino!
This is not the Maria we know!
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America! Speech! Speech!
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
(Whom? Whom?)
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
(Whom?)
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
"Oh.... Dear... .Ra....."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
The two now avenged brunettes were sobbing with laughter while they got evil glares. As they
got advanced on Kitty took Seto by his trenchcoat and flew out of there at top speed.
"DAMNIT!" shouted Bakura. "Well... you can't say we didnt deserve that at least a little" said
Ryou. Serenity sweatdropped. "Wow,im officaly traumatized" Mai snickered. "That was probably
up there on my list of things I didnt think id ever see" Yugi sweatdropped. "Im sorry, but I
dont think Amazon Woman barbie will catch on" laughed Yugi,earning a whack in the head from
Ryou. "I vote we let em come back but call them Xena and Braveheart just to piss em off"
said Malik. "Works for me" was the basic response. So when Kitty stuck a white flag through the
door they didnt attack, but drove them insane. (Well, InsaneER in Kittys case.)
"Okay, this is getting weird. Let's go to the hot tub"
"AGREED"
~Half an hour later~
Eveyone was collapsed in the hot tub when there was a mighty SLOOSH and Merv the tiger joined
them. "Hi Merv! ^_^" giggled Kitty and the sopping wet siberian.
Seto groaned. "I didnt know cats liked water" said Yami. "Tigers do. Tigers love water! ^_^"
said Kitty. There was an "Ack!" as Seto was pulled under by the tiger.
Awhile later the group had deteriorated to Kurry,Kitty,Ryou and Seto.
Kitty was between the two guys, and Kurry had been next to Seto when she suddenly flew to the
other side of the hot tub and oulled out a camera. "Say cheese guys! This is something I
never thought id see! Kitty in a hot tub with two bishies!" Kurry laughed at the look on Kittys
face, the look on Setos face when he saw Kittys face, and the purple coulor Ryou turned.
Kitty grinned and lifted herself up to the edge of the hot tub, then put her arms around the
guys shoulders. "CHEESE! ^-^" The camera flashed and they all burst into hysterics.
"That was great XD " laughed Kurry. Kitty then puled out a camera. "Say cheese"
*click*
"Huh?"
"I hate you" said Malik who had just been caught in the act of making major googly eyes at Kurry.
"You guys coming or waiting to turn into raisins? Were going to play normal truth or dare."
"Yeah yeah, we're coming" said Seto. "That is if your finished making googly eyes at Kurry"
~*~
"Alirghtie, Bakura, truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"I dare you and Yami to eat this bag of sugar" said Malik, grinning.
"NO! NO SUGAR!" shouted Yugi. "Too late" sighed Kat.
"I AM...."
"YAM-MAN!"
"AND I AM YAM-MANS ARCH NEMESIS, FIG-GUY!"
"Fig guy?" blinked Malik.
"HIDE!!!!"Everyone but Kitty and Yugi hid. "Uh-Oh" said Yugi.
Yami had now stripped to his boxers and had tied a curtain around his neck, and Bakura
had a lampshade on his head upon which he had drawn a large black FG.
"But... I must have a sidekick!" said Yami.
"And I need an evil henchperson!"
"Henchperson?"
"What, just because your not politically correct doesnt mean I have to be."
*sweatdrop*
Kitty and Yugi headed for the door, but they were jumped and force-fed sugar.
"Uh-Oh" was the general reaction from everyone in hiding.
"I AM....."
"GRAPE LAD!"
"CATNIP GIRL!"
"OUTTA HERE!"
Seto ran out of the room. "GRAPE LAD?" snorted Joey. Kurry sweatdropped. "...Catnip...Girl?"
"COME, CATNIP GIRL! WE MUST BE OFF TO DO EVILDOINGS!" shouted Fig-Guy.
Catnip girl tied a black ribbon around her head like a ninga and ran out the door after
him.
"COME, GRAPE LAD! WE MUST FOLLOW! TO THE YAM MOBILE!"
"Gee willickers, Yam Man!"
they ran out of the room.
"Copyrights make such a neat sound when so many are broken at once"
About a half an hour later, the police came to the door.
"These drunkards need 600$ bail, or they come with us"
stated one of the officers simply. Seto, who had come back in the room sighed.
"Here you are officer, sorry about these four." said Seto, handing over the money.
"And also, you might want to pick your car up at the garge"
Seto blinked, and then it hit him.
"Let me guess... the Yam-Mobile. X_x"
The officers threw the four in and left.
"YOU WRECKED MY CAR?!?"
"MWUAHAHAHA! FIG-GUY STRIKES AGAIN!"
Isis sighed. "BATH TIME!' shouted Isis as she dumped a bucket of water on the group.
All blinked.
"Why are you all looking at us like that?"
~Next Day~
It was about noon, and they were getting bored. Joey and Bakura had taken the millenium puzzle
and were playing catch with it, to Yugi's dismay. Tea was asleep,and the rest of the girls were
in the other room, so it kept on.
"Guys! Give it BACK! ;-; "
They said mine each time they tossed it back and forth.
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"MINE."
said Kitty flatly as she walked through and snatched the puzzle in mid air.
"Honestly. Don't make me wake up Tea." said Kitty. The two guys meeped and ran off.
Kurry ran in after her. "Oy" -_-
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Kitty opened it.
"Ooh, are you Kaiba-boys new girlfriend? Rowr."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Standing there was Maximillion Pegasus. Seto screamed and ran out of the room.
So did everyone else, leaving Kitty alone. Kitty lost all the coulor in her face as the door
locked behind them. "I came to see Kaiba-Boy, but you'll do just fine" said Pegasus, advancing.
"LEMME OUT LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!!!!!"
Kitty banged on the door franticaly. Some scuffling and thuds were heard behind,then silence.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
From behind the door, Kurry brought up and interesting point. "Guys... She can't go into demon
form in front of Pegasus"
"SHIT!"
The door banged open as they ran out into the hall. Kitty was backed into a corner.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"OoOoh! Kaiba-Boy! Thats almost better than your girlfriend!"
"GAWDAMMIT WHY DOES EVERYBODY JUST ASSUME SHE'S MY GIRLFRIENND?!? I LIKE SERENITY!
SER-EN-I-TY!"
*realizes what he just said*
"Oops"
*whump*
Serenity had fainted. Seto buried his face in his hands. Suddennly there was another scream
from Kitty.
"AUGH! GET HIM OFFA ME!"
Ryou snapped. "YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Ryou ran and tackled Pegasus. Out a nearby window. There was a WHUMPH as Pegasus hit
the ground. Kitty latched onto Ryous arm and didnt say anything for a long time.
~*~
********RYOUS POV********
(POV: Point of view)
'Stupid white haired loser. Kittys gonna be traumatized for life.
On the other hand,Seto shouting he liked Serenity was very entertaining...
Wait- what was that?'
Ryou looked around frantically. He let out a muffled scream
as a green mist shot at him.
===Good... Finally, I thought id never catch this moron alone. Now I can start my plan... if
I tear the group apart at the roots, they'll never be able to stop me..... Now, to find
my dear sisters room... Ah! Here it is! Now.... lets see here... Here it is! Her journal...
she writes EVERYTHING in this journal.. if she finds her little crush reading it... AH! I hear
her coming now. She'll sense me, best get on to phase 2.===
*******SETOS POV*******
I could just hit myself. I CANT BELIVE I did that!
Serenity broke Setos train of thought. "Seto?"
'shit' "Y-y-es?" stuttered Seto quietly, a blush rising to his cheeks.
"Did you really mean what you said earlier?.."
Well, it's now or never.. Wait- What? AHH!
===Hehehehe. Time for phase 2.===
*********KITTYS POV*********
Kitty walked down the hall and opened the door to her room. She gasped. Ryou turned.
"Huh-wha-Wait! This isnt-" was all he got out before Kitty turned and flew down the hall,
crying. She ran right into Seto, who had a look of blank horror on his face.
"Kitty? What happened?" asked Seto. "Ryou! I just walked in on him reading my Journal!"
"Ryou? Really?" said Seto, who was silent when Ryou ran out of Kittys room.
"Kitty!" was all Ryou got out before Serenity stormed in."SETO! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU'D SAY THAT!"
"I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!" shouted back Seto. Hearing the shouts, Malik and Kurry
ran up the stairs. After a few more minues of arguing, Seto and Kitty were standing on
one side of the stairwell, and Ryou and Serenity on the other. Serenity snapped
and hurled a vase at Seto, and hit him in the arm. At that Kitty had to take Seto
to first aid (flipping off the other two as she went). The two (more or less) innocent ones
stormed off in the other direction.
Malik and Kurry looked at eachother.
"That can't be good."
~*~
*FIRST AID ROOM*
"I can't belive Serenity is saying I said all of that..." mumbled Seto, this was punctuated
with hisses and oohs! As Kitty took peices of shredded porcalin out of his arm.
"I can't belive she threw a VASE at you. And 19th century ming, too." said Kitty as she
started wrapping his arm in a bandage.She finished and bit off the end with her teeth.
"My forehead hurts...." said Seto, about to place his hand on his forehead when Kitty grabbed
his wrist. "Theres another peice of porcelain in your forehead, you were about to shove it
further in... christ, I didnt realize how much you could bleed from porcelain..."
mumbled Kitty as she kneeled on the arm of the sofa and pulled it out between the ends of her
claws (which were serving as tweezers as she couldnt find any). "Bleah."
said Seto, making a face at the bloodied peice of porcelain. "Bleah? YOURE not the one pulling
this out of your arm- gawdammit, there ANOTHER one in your cheek" said Kitty.
"And slouch or something, your too tall- ACK!" Kittys knee slipped and she fell right onto Seto.
About half an inch away from his face. "Hello There" said Kitty, blinking.
"Hello..." Seto leaned in. "Seto-mfff" was all Kitty got out before they liplocked.
There was a click. Malik poked his head in. "Guys, I- O_o... I'll leave now."
was all he said before he ran out the door.
They broke off.
"What in the-"
"Oh shit oh shit oh SHIT" said Seto. "Why on earth did you kiss me?" said Kitty, blinking.
"Thats.... a good question."
"Guys?"
"Oh, nutbunnies"
It was Kurry. "Malik just told me what happened"
"It was an accident?"
"That'd be far more beliveable if you werent still in Setos lap three minutes later and hadnt
apparently had your eyes closed."
Kitty fell off the couch. Seto stared. "Wha-?"
"Well considering we're both single I dont see what you problem is" said Kitty sharply.
"And YOU" said Seto, meaning Malik who was now cowering behind Kurry.
"Who,Me? ^^;;;;" said Malik innocently.
"Problem? No. I just never thought of either of you as ones to follow a FAD."
"Huh?"
"We just caught Ryou and Serenity frenching"
"WHAT!?!"
"Hey, there single." snapped Kurry as she turned and slammed the door, the last thing they
saw was the suprised look on Maliks face before the door closed.
Mai and Joey had heard the whole thing, and looked at eachother.
"That can't be good"
~*~
*With Ryou and Serenity*
Serenity was crying into Ryous shoulder when Kurry walked in.
"Well, I dont know what going on, but I do have something that'll ease your guilt. You've
started a fad, frencherinos." snapped Kurry.
"They werent-"
"Well no, they werent frenching as far as Malik could tell, but you sure were, and they were
kissing. Are you gonna wait a whole ten minutes before annoncing the wedding, or have it right
away? HONESTLY!" shouted Kurry as she stormed out, Malik running behind her, trying to say some
thing but obviously having some issues.
~THE NEXT DAY~
There was much silence in the Kaiba household. No one was sure what had happened,
but all they knew was some love lives had taken a very strange turn.
Kurry and Malik were in the living room.
"I can't BELIVE them! What on earth could have set them against eachother like this?"
moaned Kurry. Malik hugged her. "I dont know, but im sure we'll find out soon enough.."
Kurry jumped up. "Wait.... whats that?" "Whats what?"asked Malik.
"I sense something.." said Kurry, going to angel form in a flash of blue light.
Malik went heart-eyed for a moment then hook his head and stood up.
"Power... I've never sensed anything like this before......."
Kitty burst in, Kat,Bakura,Malik,Marik (who had come that morning),Ryou and Serenity
close behind. "Do you sense it?!? Do you?" said Kitty frantically.
"Yes, I sense it. Who do you think I am? Pam?" said Kurry irratably.
The others burst in, and suddenly the room started to spin.
When it stopped, they found themselves geared for battle and in a familiar flaming rocky
terrain.
"Kriaun"
The high,cold laughter of previously mentioned broke the stillness in the air.
"Yes.... but you fail to notice something. Two of your number are missing"
Everyone frantically looked around.
"Ryou?"
"Serenity"
"GAWDAMMIT"
"I decided I wanted to have some fun. YOu, my dear sister, and the Kaiba kid are going to
duel. If he wins, the girl lives. If you win, the albino lives."
"WHA-" was all Seto got out before the ground shook.
Everyone moved out of the way, and a dueling arena came form the ground, Seto and Kitty
along for the ride.
"But Kitty doesnt even duel!"
"Yes I do"
"WHAT?"
"I duel. I have my deck right here" said Kitty, pulling a deck from her pocket.
"Well then, you heard me. DUEL!" laughed Kriaun. Their lifepoints flashed up and the duel
began.
Hows it come to this
After all we've been through Two of a pair Now on opposite sides
From the very start With honor we've dueled
Watched each others back and we battled
with pride
"I play Doma The Angel of Silence, (1600ATK, 1400DEF) And equip it with Sword of Dark
Destruction, raising it's power to 2000ATK, and 1600 DEF. And I play this card face
down and end my turn." said Kitty. "Psh. Amatuer mistake. Playing a monster that weak?
GO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! WHITE LIGHTNING!" shouted Seto. "No, your the amatuer.
You failed to notic my face down card. TRAP HOLE!" said Kitty calmly.
We are closer than brothers
Now we have to fight each other
And we trust our faith to the heart of the cards
No matter what!
Let the game begin
No matter what!
May the best man win
No matter what! We're in this together
No matter what!
We'll be friends forever
Seto gasped as his dragon digitized, and his life points were knocked to 5000. Then he grinned.
"Your turn" he said simply. Kitty drew two new cards. "I play Lady Panther *ATK1400,DEF1300,
and this card face down" said Kitty. Seto drew a card and grinned. "You think i'll fall for
that again? I play baby dragon and time wizard, time roulette! (I know he doesnt have these
cards, buuut... just go with it.) It landed on a time machine.
"YES! Thousand dragon! Attack!"
No matter what...
It's been you and me
Hanging out playing games
Didn't ever think it would get this far
Time's running out
And there's so much at stake
Everything riding on a turn of a card
"I flip Milus Radiant! He raises my monsters attack power to 2400, and lowers yours to
2000!" "DAMNIT!" shouted Seto as the dragon dissapeared. "I play The All-Seeing white tiger!"
(ATK:1300 DEF:500) and these two cards face down." said Kitty."I play Baron of the fiend sword!
(ATK:1550DEF:800) Attack her all seeing white tiger!" "I play shadow tamer! I take control
of your monster for one turn, and im using it to directly attack your life points!"
"No!" grunted Seto as his life points went to 3450. "Now I play dark hole, ridding the field
of all monsters! And now, my favorite monster, CELTIC GUARDIAN!"
(ATK: 1400 DEF:1200) "Attack!" Setos eye twitched as his life points went to 2050.
Seto drew two more cards and grinned. "I play Lord of D., and two flutes
of summoning dragon, to summon two blue eyes to the field! I also play reborn the monster,
and bring back my final blue eyes! And finally, POLYMERIZATION! I've created
The Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon! (ATK:4500DEF3800). "ATTACK!"
Kittys lifepoints:3500. "Dangit" said Kitty
We'll show what we're made of
As we fight for the ones we love
And we'll be friends till the very end...
No matter what!
After what seemed like a millenia, Kitty emerged the victor. Everyone held their breath,
and the Kriaun started to laugh. "That was entertaining. But relax...I wont kill anyone.
YET." snickered Kriaun as he threw Ryou and Serenity to the ground. The arena came down.
"YOU!" screamed Kitty as she came at Kraiun, drawing her sword. Kurry had an arrow
ready like lightning, and Kat took a protective stance in front of the others.
Kitty took a stab at him, but he dodged, and laughed. Kurry shot an arrow with deadly
accuracy, but it... "It BOUNCED?" shouted Kurry. "That really really really can't
be good at all"" said Kat. Kriaun laughed. The only weapon here that could even lay
a scratch on me is the Tsuiga."
(Thats pronnonced SwEE-ga)
"Well then" sadi Kitty as she hit him in the side And, true enough, it made a scratch.
"Well, thats a bitch" groaned Kitty. "Hehehe... So, as your all going to die anyways..."
Kriaun threw Kitty down at Ryou feet. Kriaun landed. "I may as well tell you. Kitty, Serenity.
Seto and Ryou did neither of those things... they were possesed. I did it" smirked Kriaun.
Serenity gasped. Kitty pulled a pice of paper out of her pocket, it was folded in half.
"Ryou... im sorry. Goodbye" said Kitty, as she shoved the paper into his hands and ran at
Kriaun, sword drawn. "KITTY, NO!" screamed Kurry, but it was to late. Kriauns
hand glowed and hit the hand Kitty was holding the sword. Kitty let of a gasp of pain and fell
to the ground. "Kriaun! How are you even HERE?" shouted Kat.
"HAH! Im so powerful not even the very dephts of hell itself can hold me! The fire
prison Hokana was cake." laughed Kriaun. "Now, to finish you off." said Kriaun,
a power beam rising to his finger. "I may be to weak to stop you.. but I have enough energy to
get them all to safety, you BASTARD!" shouted Kitty, as she lifted her hand a a bright white
light shot from it. "KITTY! NO-" was all Kat got out before they dissapeard, the last
thing they saw was Kriaun rounding on Kitty.
What no one saw were the eyes watching the scene play out.
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THE END! KABLOOIE! THAT IT! ^_^ Well, that and the sequel, which will be up by January.
I really enjoyed making this fic, and I hop you enjoyed reading it. Id like to thank:
Kurry
My loyal reviwers
And of course, the gang. Without you guys, id've never done this. Thanks and hugs,
~Kitty Tashimono~
(and yes there will be a sequel.... MWAA) And as hard as it may be to belive at the beggining,
to prepare for the sequel it gets mucho angsty. Thats right! SEQUEL! WHEE! And it's gonna
be full of angsteh goodness. Is that an oxymoron?
DISCLAIMER: FOR THE 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000TH TIME,
I DONT OWN YU-GI-OH!
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Tea looked like this: *_____________________*
Mai had just pointed out that Yugi was knocked out under the Chritmas tree with a large red
bow around his neck, and a tag tied to the top point of his hair that said:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TEA!
From: Yami&Isis
Kitty sweatdropped. "GUYS......"
"What?"
"Thats GENIUS! Why didnt you let me in on it? T-T"
*anime fall*
Tea was still frozen, Suddenly, Yugi stirred.
"Oh SHIT"
Yami and Isis turned and hauled ass down the hallway.
"Mmff... HUH?"
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"^^; Yami and Isis went thatta way. But don't be gone for long, you ARE Tea's present"
said Mai. Yugi blushed and Tea sweatdropped. Mai meeped. Joey had just handed her her present
from him. Mai opened it and gasped. It was a golden charm braclet, and the charms on it already
were a harpie lady,a flame swordsman,a duel monsters card and a heart. "Oh Joey.....
this is beautiful..." said Mai, and the threw her arms around the suprised Joey and kissed him.
Everone catcalled. (Yes, I do realize that Kitty catcalling is a very bad pun.)
Serenity grinned. "^____^" and then blinked. "Dangit, now he's gonna go on about Mai even
more than usual u-u;" Mai broke the kiss and looked from Serenity to the now very red Joey,
and hugged Joey around the middle. Ryou was standing there untill he felt a pair of hands
around his neck. Kitty had put a beatiful heart locket engraved with emerald,sapphire and
diamond wisps around his neck. "Kitty... this is beautiful...." said Ryou, turning to her.
Kitty hugged
him. "It's the least I could do" said Kitty, grinning, Ryou hugged her.
"Youre welcome" "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^" said Mai. Mokuba let out a shout. "The new Axe Raider
computer game??? THANKS GUYS! ^_____^" shouted Mokuba, pouncing Seto and Kitty.
"Hey, thats MY job." said Kitty indignatly. "Mmmkubuh.. ur crufing muh fafe"
"Whoopsie" said Mokuba sheepishly as he got off of Setos face. Seto sighed and got to his feet.
"Mokuba, if youre through attacking us, would you please go find the karokee machine?"
Mokuba mock-saluted and ran out. Seto turned to Serenity. "Seren- Mai told me your favorite
card was dragoness the wicked knight, so..." Seto pulled out a beautiful blue crystal figurine
of a blue eyes in a serene pose and drgoness the wicked knight with her hand on it's neck.
"Seto, this is beautiful!" gasped Serenity, setting it on a table and throwing her arms around
him. Everyone swore later on they acctualy HEARD Joey twitch. Malik walked shyly up too
Kurry. "Umm....... Kurry?" Kurry turned. "Hm?" she then gasped as ,Malik handed her a beatiful
pair of earings that were made of sapphire with swirl of gold and shaped like doves. "Malik,
these are beautiful!"
gasped Kurry. Malik blushed. "Well- um.. it wasnt really-" stuttered Malik untill Bakura burst
out: "Shucks, Ma'm, twarnt nothin'" and set everyone off. Kurry then handed Malik a beautiful
necklace shaped like the winged dragon of ra, made of swirls of crystal,diamond and gold.
Malik fainted. Kurry sweatdropped. Suddenly there was two near-identical gasps followed by
laughter behind them. They turned to find Seto and Kitty had just excanged gifts, and they had
been the halves of a best friend necklace. The one Kitty gave to Seto was a sapphire dragon
wrapped around half a gold heart, and the one Seto had given to Kitty was the other half, an
emerald dragon wrapped around half a gold heart. They were now laughing themselves stupid.
Everyone sweatdropped. "Did they just screw up in the brain factory and give you two the same
one?" asked Joey. The two brunettes sweatdropped and shouted "NO" at the same time.
"-_-; I give up" said Kat. "You guys are strange" sighed Yugi.
"So?" said Seto and Kitty at the same time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A few hours later~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone was collapsed in the living room. "UgGgHH... Too much chocolate @_@"
moaned Kurry. Malik had fallen asleep, and Mokuba was snoozing at Setos feet, Serenity in his
lap, and Kitty was asleep between Seto and Ryou. Yami and Isis had reappeared, and Isis was
still latched onto a blushing Yami after he gave her a beautiful jewelery box.
"Deck the halls with boughs of *hic* holly... Falalauauahh... ugh..."
.........Oh yeah, and Bakura had spiked the punch again.
"BAKUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
bellowed Yugi.
"Oh no, the midjets gonna get me" mocked Bakura.
Yugi promptly kicked the shit out of him.
"And if you EVER get Tea drunk again i'll do worse that that."
"X_X
"(((0)))________________(((0)))"
*hic*
Kat picked up the pile formerly known as Bakura and sighed. "Sorry hun, but I can't say you
didnt deserve that"
Kat then took him upstairs to the medical room. Yami looked like this: =O___________O=
Kitty (who had woken up at the noise) Looked like this: (((((0o0____0o0)))))
for a moment and then grinned. "I think it's... HOT TUB TIME! ^_^"
Everyone anime fell as Kitty had stood up ans squashed Setos foot as she said this and he was
now hopping around. "^^; Oopsie. Sorry Seto." said Kitty sheepishly. Everyone but Serenity and
Mokuba started laughing their heads off and even the latter two were giggleing.
Seto sighed. How about we play truth or dare first... only... with the karokee machine.
Lipsync dares.... Yeah, thats it! We'll dare eachother to lipsync to songs!
"Thats BRILLIANT!" said Serenity and Ryou at the same time. Seto and Kitty looked at eachother
and said "And they laugh at US" at exactly the same time. "I can't STAND it." groaned Kurry.
"Charlie Brown, you look different." laughed Kat. Bakura snorted. Yami and Isis jumped up.
"KITTY! SETO! We have a dare for you!"
"Can they do that?"
"I guess"
"Dress up like barbies and lipsync to barbie girl"
There was pandemonium. Ryou,Kurry,Kat and Serenity were in tears.
Yugi, who had seen the lyrics was crying he was laughing so hard. Tea was having trouble
breathing. "Why Meeeeeeeeee ;-;" moaned Kitty. "I HAVE THE PERFECT COUSTUMES!
shouted Mai as she dragged the two mortified brunettes out of the room When they came back
Malik choked on his drink, and Kurry and Kat laughed so hard they fell over. Everyone else
was completely silent for a moment and then fell into hysterics. Oh, and Ryou fainted.
Kitty was wearing a blonde wig that was in a ponytail, had perfectly manicured nails with
glittery pink polish,a black miniskirt that read Barbie on it in pink, and black leather
boots that went most of the way up her legs. With the makeup, shed've looked every bit the
barbie if she hadnt looked so ready to messily gouge Yami and Isis' eyes out.
Seto was next. and he looked every bit the preppy ken. Blonde wig, stupid preppy clothes,
everything. Well, his eye was twitching and he looke psychotic, but anyways.
"Damnit, why couldnt I be Ken?" growled Kitty.
"The boots dont fit Seto" laughed Mai. "Damn you and your big feet" "Can I help it if im this
fricken tall?" "I told you to stop eating your vegtables!" Everyone laughed until they couldnt
breathe.
((A/N: The things I do to entertain you people. And yes Kurry-chan,I see you laughing.Stoppit.))
Yami started up the music.
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
"Now get the hell away from me you pervert"
"Bimbo"
"Preadator"
"Arent they just heart warming?"
"SHUT UP"
"=O-O="
Then they both stopped dead. Yami and Isis looked like a deer in the headlights. Yugi and Tea
had been one thing, but they were in some deep shit now.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
They hauled ass down the hallway. Unfortuneately Kitty was a meadalist 100 meter dash champ
and Seto was just really freaking fast. Kurry blinked. "I can't watch" said Kurry as she
covered her eyes. Yugi looked traumatized and Serenity looked like this: O_o
Bakura laughed. "I can! This is GREAT! Wheres the popcorn? WHOO! BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EM!"
Yami and Isis had hid in a closet. Bad idea. Seto pulled out a key and with a click they were
locked in. Kitty looked at him quizzicly and Seto grinned. "Isis is clautstrophobic"
"Thats AWFUL"
"I like it"
"AGH! THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME"
"LET HER OUT!"
"*WHUMP*"
"Nevermind"
Suddenly there was laughter. "Nice coustumes guys"
"SON OF A-"
~*~
About half an hour later when order was restored,they all sat down again.
Then Kurry cracked "That was one for the scrapbook" and pulled a camera from behind her back.
More pandemonium. Eventually they calmed down and Kitty grinned.
"Our Turn"
"UH OH" said all involved.Seto whispered something to Kitty in German and as they plotted
everyone watched in horrror. "And I thought Kaiba had a demons mind.... now theyve combined
a demon mind with an acctual demons mind... O_o We are all SO screwed" said Joey in horror.
"Youre ALL dared to lipsync to "I feel pretty"
"=O_________________________________________________________________0="
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Seto and Kitty were in hysterics. "Hey, our philosophy is dont get mad, get REVENGE! ^_^"
"Thats disturbing" said Kurry. "Youre just sore. Now come on, everyone get up there and SING"
((A/N: What? You thought we wouldnt get horrendous revenge? Tch!))
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
Have you met my good friend Maria
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's weed
Keep away from her
Send for Chino!
This is not the Maria we know!
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America! Speech! Speech!
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
(Whom? Whom?)
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
(Whom?)
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
"Oh.... Dear... .Ra....."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
The two now avenged brunettes were sobbing with laughter while they got evil glares. As they
got advanced on Kitty took Seto by his trenchcoat and flew out of there at top speed.
"DAMNIT!" shouted Bakura. "Well... you can't say we didnt deserve that at least a little" said
Ryou. Serenity sweatdropped. "Wow,im officaly traumatized" Mai snickered. "That was probably
up there on my list of things I didnt think id ever see" Yugi sweatdropped. "Im sorry, but I
dont think Amazon Woman barbie will catch on" laughed Yugi,earning a whack in the head from
Ryou. "I vote we let em come back but call them Xena and Braveheart just to piss em off"
said Malik. "Works for me" was the basic response. So when Kitty stuck a white flag through the
door they didnt attack, but drove them insane. (Well, InsaneER in Kittys case.)
"Okay, this is getting weird. Let's go to the hot tub"
"AGREED"
~Half an hour later~
Eveyone was collapsed in the hot tub when there was a mighty SLOOSH and Merv the tiger joined
them. "Hi Merv! ^_^" giggled Kitty and the sopping wet siberian.
Seto groaned. "I didnt know cats liked water" said Yami. "Tigers do. Tigers love water! ^_^"
said Kitty. There was an "Ack!" as Seto was pulled under by the tiger.
Awhile later the group had deteriorated to Kurry,Kitty,Ryou and Seto.
Kitty was between the two guys, and Kurry had been next to Seto when she suddenly flew to the
other side of the hot tub and oulled out a camera. "Say cheese guys! This is something I
never thought id see! Kitty in a hot tub with two bishies!" Kurry laughed at the look on Kittys
face, the look on Setos face when he saw Kittys face, and the purple coulor Ryou turned.
Kitty grinned and lifted herself up to the edge of the hot tub, then put her arms around the
guys shoulders. "CHEESE! ^-^" The camera flashed and they all burst into hysterics.
"That was great XD " laughed Kurry. Kitty then puled out a camera. "Say cheese"
*click*
"Huh?"
"I hate you" said Malik who had just been caught in the act of making major googly eyes at Kurry.
"You guys coming or waiting to turn into raisins? Were going to play normal truth or dare."
"Yeah yeah, we're coming" said Seto. "That is if your finished making googly eyes at Kurry"
~*~
"Alirghtie, Bakura, truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"I dare you and Yami to eat this bag of sugar" said Malik, grinning.
"NO! NO SUGAR!" shouted Yugi. "Too late" sighed Kat.
"I AM...."
"YAM-MAN!"
"AND I AM YAM-MANS ARCH NEMESIS, FIG-GUY!"
"Fig guy?" blinked Malik.
"HIDE!!!!"Everyone but Kitty and Yugi hid. "Uh-Oh" said Yugi.
Yami had now stripped to his boxers and had tied a curtain around his neck, and Bakura
had a lampshade on his head upon which he had drawn a large black FG.
"But... I must have a sidekick!" said Yami.
"And I need an evil henchperson!"
"Henchperson?"
"What, just because your not politically correct doesnt mean I have to be."
*sweatdrop*
Kitty and Yugi headed for the door, but they were jumped and force-fed sugar.
"Uh-Oh" was the general reaction from everyone in hiding.
"I AM....."
"GRAPE LAD!"
"CATNIP GIRL!"
"OUTTA HERE!"
Seto ran out of the room. "GRAPE LAD?" snorted Joey. Kurry sweatdropped. "...Catnip...Girl?"
"COME, CATNIP GIRL! WE MUST BE OFF TO DO EVILDOINGS!" shouted Fig-Guy.
Catnip girl tied a black ribbon around her head like a ninga and ran out the door after
him.
"COME, GRAPE LAD! WE MUST FOLLOW! TO THE YAM MOBILE!"
"Gee willickers, Yam Man!"
they ran out of the room.
"Copyrights make such a neat sound when so many are broken at once"
About a half an hour later, the police came to the door.
"These drunkards need 600$ bail, or they come with us"
stated one of the officers simply. Seto, who had come back in the room sighed.
"Here you are officer, sorry about these four." said Seto, handing over the money.
"And also, you might want to pick your car up at the garge"
Seto blinked, and then it hit him.
"Let me guess... the Yam-Mobile. X_x"
The officers threw the four in and left.
"YOU WRECKED MY CAR?!?"
"MWUAHAHAHA! FIG-GUY STRIKES AGAIN!"
Isis sighed. "BATH TIME!' shouted Isis as she dumped a bucket of water on the group.
All blinked.
"Why are you all looking at us like that?"
~Next Day~
It was about noon, and they were getting bored. Joey and Bakura had taken the millenium puzzle
and were playing catch with it, to Yugi's dismay. Tea was asleep,and the rest of the girls were
in the other room, so it kept on.
"Guys! Give it BACK! ;-; "
They said mine each time they tossed it back and forth.
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"Mine"
"MINE."
said Kitty flatly as she walked through and snatched the puzzle in mid air.
"Honestly. Don't make me wake up Tea." said Kitty. The two guys meeped and ran off.
Kurry ran in after her. "Oy" -_-
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Kitty opened it.
"Ooh, are you Kaiba-boys new girlfriend? Rowr."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Standing there was Maximillion Pegasus. Seto screamed and ran out of the room.
So did everyone else, leaving Kitty alone. Kitty lost all the coulor in her face as the door
locked behind them. "I came to see Kaiba-Boy, but you'll do just fine" said Pegasus, advancing.
"LEMME OUT LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!!!!!"
Kitty banged on the door franticaly. Some scuffling and thuds were heard behind,then silence.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
From behind the door, Kurry brought up and interesting point. "Guys... She can't go into demon
form in front of Pegasus"
"SHIT!"
The door banged open as they ran out into the hall. Kitty was backed into a corner.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"OoOoh! Kaiba-Boy! Thats almost better than your girlfriend!"
"GAWDAMMIT WHY DOES EVERYBODY JUST ASSUME SHE'S MY GIRLFRIENND?!? I LIKE SERENITY!
SER-EN-I-TY!"
*realizes what he just said*
"Oops"
*whump*
Serenity had fainted. Seto buried his face in his hands. Suddennly there was another scream
from Kitty.
"AUGH! GET HIM OFFA ME!"
Ryou snapped. "YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Ryou ran and tackled Pegasus. Out a nearby window. There was a WHUMPH as Pegasus hit
the ground. Kitty latched onto Ryous arm and didnt say anything for a long time.
~*~
********RYOUS POV********
(POV: Point of view)
'Stupid white haired loser. Kittys gonna be traumatized for life.
On the other hand,Seto shouting he liked Serenity was very entertaining...
Wait- what was that?'
Ryou looked around frantically. He let out a muffled scream
as a green mist shot at him.
===Good... Finally, I thought id never catch this moron alone. Now I can start my plan... if
I tear the group apart at the roots, they'll never be able to stop me..... Now, to find
my dear sisters room... Ah! Here it is! Now.... lets see here... Here it is! Her journal...
she writes EVERYTHING in this journal.. if she finds her little crush reading it... AH! I hear
her coming now. She'll sense me, best get on to phase 2.===
*******SETOS POV*******
I could just hit myself. I CANT BELIVE I did that!
Serenity broke Setos train of thought. "Seto?"
'shit' "Y-y-es?" stuttered Seto quietly, a blush rising to his cheeks.
"Did you really mean what you said earlier?.."
Well, it's now or never.. Wait- What? AHH!
===Hehehehe. Time for phase 2.===
*********KITTYS POV*********
Kitty walked down the hall and opened the door to her room. She gasped. Ryou turned.
"Huh-wha-Wait! This isnt-" was all he got out before Kitty turned and flew down the hall,
crying. She ran right into Seto, who had a look of blank horror on his face.
"Kitty? What happened?" asked Seto. "Ryou! I just walked in on him reading my Journal!"
"Ryou? Really?" said Seto, who was silent when Ryou ran out of Kittys room.
"Kitty!" was all Ryou got out before Serenity stormed in."SETO! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU'D SAY THAT!"
"I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!" shouted back Seto. Hearing the shouts, Malik and Kurry
ran up the stairs. After a few more minues of arguing, Seto and Kitty were standing on
one side of the stairwell, and Ryou and Serenity on the other. Serenity snapped
and hurled a vase at Seto, and hit him in the arm. At that Kitty had to take Seto
to first aid (flipping off the other two as she went). The two (more or less) innocent ones
stormed off in the other direction.
Malik and Kurry looked at eachother.
"That can't be good."
~*~
*FIRST AID ROOM*
"I can't belive Serenity is saying I said all of that..." mumbled Seto, this was punctuated
with hisses and oohs! As Kitty took peices of shredded porcalin out of his arm.
"I can't belive she threw a VASE at you. And 19th century ming, too." said Kitty as she
started wrapping his arm in a bandage.She finished and bit off the end with her teeth.
"My forehead hurts...." said Seto, about to place his hand on his forehead when Kitty grabbed
his wrist. "Theres another peice of porcelain in your forehead, you were about to shove it
further in... christ, I didnt realize how much you could bleed from porcelain..."
mumbled Kitty as she kneeled on the arm of the sofa and pulled it out between the ends of her
claws (which were serving as tweezers as she couldnt find any). "Bleah."
said Seto, making a face at the bloodied peice of porcelain. "Bleah? YOURE not the one pulling
this out of your arm- gawdammit, there ANOTHER one in your cheek" said Kitty.
"And slouch or something, your too tall- ACK!" Kittys knee slipped and she fell right onto Seto.
About half an inch away from his face. "Hello There" said Kitty, blinking.
"Hello..." Seto leaned in. "Seto-mfff" was all Kitty got out before they liplocked.
There was a click. Malik poked his head in. "Guys, I- O_o... I'll leave now."
was all he said before he ran out the door.
They broke off.
"What in the-"
"Oh shit oh shit oh SHIT" said Seto. "Why on earth did you kiss me?" said Kitty, blinking.
"Thats.... a good question."
"Guys?"
"Oh, nutbunnies"
It was Kurry. "Malik just told me what happened"
"It was an accident?"
"That'd be far more beliveable if you werent still in Setos lap three minutes later and hadnt
apparently had your eyes closed."
Kitty fell off the couch. Seto stared. "Wha-?"
"Well considering we're both single I dont see what you problem is" said Kitty sharply.
"And YOU" said Seto, meaning Malik who was now cowering behind Kurry.
"Who,Me? ^^;;;;" said Malik innocently.
"Problem? No. I just never thought of either of you as ones to follow a FAD."
"Huh?"
"We just caught Ryou and Serenity frenching"
"WHAT!?!"
"Hey, there single." snapped Kurry as she turned and slammed the door, the last thing they
saw was the suprised look on Maliks face before the door closed.
Mai and Joey had heard the whole thing, and looked at eachother.
"That can't be good"
~*~
*With Ryou and Serenity*
Serenity was crying into Ryous shoulder when Kurry walked in.
"Well, I dont know what going on, but I do have something that'll ease your guilt. You've
started a fad, frencherinos." snapped Kurry.
"They werent-"
"Well no, they werent frenching as far as Malik could tell, but you sure were, and they were
kissing. Are you gonna wait a whole ten minutes before annoncing the wedding, or have it right
away? HONESTLY!" shouted Kurry as she stormed out, Malik running behind her, trying to say some
thing but obviously having some issues.
~THE NEXT DAY~
There was much silence in the Kaiba household. No one was sure what had happened,
but all they knew was some love lives had taken a very strange turn.
Kurry and Malik were in the living room.
"I can't BELIVE them! What on earth could have set them against eachother like this?"
moaned Kurry. Malik hugged her. "I dont know, but im sure we'll find out soon enough.."
Kurry jumped up. "Wait.... whats that?" "Whats what?"asked Malik.
"I sense something.." said Kurry, going to angel form in a flash of blue light.
Malik went heart-eyed for a moment then hook his head and stood up.
"Power... I've never sensed anything like this before......."
Kitty burst in, Kat,Bakura,Malik,Marik (who had come that morning),Ryou and Serenity
close behind. "Do you sense it?!? Do you?" said Kitty frantically.
"Yes, I sense it. Who do you think I am? Pam?" said Kurry irratably.
The others burst in, and suddenly the room started to spin.
When it stopped, they found themselves geared for battle and in a familiar flaming rocky
terrain.
"Kriaun"
The high,cold laughter of previously mentioned broke the stillness in the air.
"Yes.... but you fail to notice something. Two of your number are missing"
Everyone frantically looked around.
"Ryou?"
"Serenity"
"GAWDAMMIT"
"I decided I wanted to have some fun. YOu, my dear sister, and the Kaiba kid are going to
duel. If he wins, the girl lives. If you win, the albino lives."
"WHA-" was all Seto got out before the ground shook.
Everyone moved out of the way, and a dueling arena came form the ground, Seto and Kitty
along for the ride.
"But Kitty doesnt even duel!"
"Yes I do"
"WHAT?"
"I duel. I have my deck right here" said Kitty, pulling a deck from her pocket.
"Well then, you heard me. DUEL!" laughed Kriaun. Their lifepoints flashed up and the duel
began.
Hows it come to this
After all we've been through Two of a pair Now on opposite sides
From the very start With honor we've dueled
Watched each others back and we battled
with pride
"I play Doma The Angel of Silence, (1600ATK, 1400DEF) And equip it with Sword of Dark
Destruction, raising it's power to 2000ATK, and 1600 DEF. And I play this card face
down and end my turn." said Kitty. "Psh. Amatuer mistake. Playing a monster that weak?
GO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! WHITE LIGHTNING!" shouted Seto. "No, your the amatuer.
You failed to notic my face down card. TRAP HOLE!" said Kitty calmly.
We are closer than brothers
Now we have to fight each other
And we trust our faith to the heart of the cards
No matter what!
Let the game begin
No matter what!
May the best man win
No matter what! We're in this together
No matter what!
We'll be friends forever
Seto gasped as his dragon digitized, and his life points were knocked to 5000. Then he grinned.
"Your turn" he said simply. Kitty drew two new cards. "I play Lady Panther *ATK1400,DEF1300,
and this card face down" said Kitty. Seto drew a card and grinned. "You think i'll fall for
that again? I play baby dragon and time wizard, time roulette! (I know he doesnt have these
cards, buuut... just go with it.) It landed on a time machine.
"YES! Thousand dragon! Attack!"
No matter what...
It's been you and me
Hanging out playing games
Didn't ever think it would get this far
Time's running out
And there's so much at stake
Everything riding on a turn of a card
"I flip Milus Radiant! He raises my monsters attack power to 2400, and lowers yours to
2000!" "DAMNIT!" shouted Seto as the dragon dissapeared. "I play The All-Seeing white tiger!"
(ATK:1300 DEF:500) and these two cards face down." said Kitty."I play Baron of the fiend sword!
(ATK:1550DEF:800) Attack her all seeing white tiger!" "I play shadow tamer! I take control
of your monster for one turn, and im using it to directly attack your life points!"
"No!" grunted Seto as his life points went to 3450. "Now I play dark hole, ridding the field
of all monsters! And now, my favorite monster, CELTIC GUARDIAN!"
(ATK: 1400 DEF:1200) "Attack!" Setos eye twitched as his life points went to 2050.
Seto drew two more cards and grinned. "I play Lord of D., and two flutes
of summoning dragon, to summon two blue eyes to the field! I also play reborn the monster,
and bring back my final blue eyes! And finally, POLYMERIZATION! I've created
The Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon! (ATK:4500DEF3800). "ATTACK!"
Kittys lifepoints:3500. "Dangit" said Kitty
We'll show what we're made of
As we fight for the ones we love
And we'll be friends till the very end...
No matter what!
After what seemed like a millenia, Kitty emerged the victor. Everyone held their breath,
and the Kriaun started to laugh. "That was entertaining. But relax...I wont kill anyone.
YET." snickered Kriaun as he threw Ryou and Serenity to the ground. The arena came down.
"YOU!" screamed Kitty as she came at Kraiun, drawing her sword. Kurry had an arrow
ready like lightning, and Kat took a protective stance in front of the others.
Kitty took a stab at him, but he dodged, and laughed. Kurry shot an arrow with deadly
accuracy, but it... "It BOUNCED?" shouted Kurry. "That really really really can't
be good at all"" said Kat. Kriaun laughed. The only weapon here that could even lay
a scratch on me is the Tsuiga."
(Thats pronnonced SwEE-ga)
"Well then" sadi Kitty as she hit him in the side And, true enough, it made a scratch.
"Well, thats a bitch" groaned Kitty. "Hehehe... So, as your all going to die anyways..."
Kriaun threw Kitty down at Ryou feet. Kriaun landed. "I may as well tell you. Kitty, Serenity.
Seto and Ryou did neither of those things... they were possesed. I did it" smirked Kriaun.
Serenity gasped. Kitty pulled a pice of paper out of her pocket, it was folded in half.
"Ryou... im sorry. Goodbye" said Kitty, as she shoved the paper into his hands and ran at
Kriaun, sword drawn. "KITTY, NO!" screamed Kurry, but it was to late. Kriauns
hand glowed and hit the hand Kitty was holding the sword. Kitty let of a gasp of pain and fell
to the ground. "Kriaun! How are you even HERE?" shouted Kat.
"HAH! Im so powerful not even the very dephts of hell itself can hold me! The fire
prison Hokana was cake." laughed Kriaun. "Now, to finish you off." said Kriaun,
a power beam rising to his finger. "I may be to weak to stop you.. but I have enough energy to
get them all to safety, you BASTARD!" shouted Kitty, as she lifted her hand a a bright white
light shot from it. "KITTY! NO-" was all Kat got out before they dissapeard, the last
thing they saw was Kriaun rounding on Kitty.
What no one saw were the eyes watching the scene play out.
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THE END! KABLOOIE! THAT IT! ^_^ Well, that and the sequel, which will be up by January.
I really enjoyed making this fic, and I hop you enjoyed reading it. Id like to thank:
Kurry
My loyal reviwers
And of course, the gang. Without you guys, id've never done this. Thanks and hugs,
~Kitty Tashimono~