Life in Balkov Abbey

Me: I don't own beyblade, or Mariko, just Kailee

Johnny: you have me! (

Me: ^_^

Chappie 3: Dates

Boris & Judy get hammered & get married an hour after they met & Michael was still taping it all. Mariko gave Johnny his bandana back & he left to the kitchen. Kailee came out of the training room & followed. He opened the door for her then slammed it shut. "Johnny" said Kailee. "Yeah?" "Well, you know how Kai is. He doesn't want me hanging out with you." "Well, who cares what he says, hey to start, wanna go out?" Kailee nodded & started jumping around. "YAY!!"
Meanwhile in Bit Land. Keaborg & Salamalyon are walking through a romantic land of burning destruction (They're both fire types) when Dranzer shows up. "Hey Salamander, squish away before I destroy you!" He squawked "You wanna fight birdie?" "Guys stop please!" Keaborg said as they started fighting. 10 mins later Dranzer asked, "Why were we fighting again?" "Dunno, wanna go grab a pint?" "You Europeans" said Dranzer & they walked off to a bar. Keaborg sweat dropped.
Johnny & Kailee walked through the dark streets of Moscow that night, when Johnny noticed a tacky restaurant that was having it's grand opening. "Wanna see what they got there?" he asked "Sure!" so they go to the Entrance & Oliver comes out sporting a pink Tux. "Welcome to 'The Gay Mange*'" He said. "OH Hey Johnny, got a girl, oh well, since you're a friend & this is the grand opening, I'll let you off" He said pushing them into the restaurant & locking the doors. Enrique came out in a purple glittering tux & showed them around to the buffet, the dance room & the back rooms for...you know.
Kailee sat at a table with Johnny in a far corner, away from the gay people. "HEY VOLCANOE TOP!" They heard someone yell. Mariko ran up holding Rei's hand "OMG you got a girl!" she said. "Yeah, so?" Johnny replied "OMG you got a guy!" Rei rolled up his sleeve ready to punch but, Mariko gave him the dismissing hand gesture. "See you around chump" She said taking Rei's hand & leaving to the ballroom. "Well, wasn't that exciting?"
"I can't take this place any longer" said Johnny. "Yeah, I'm not even supposed to be here" Kailee said annoyed. "Looks like we'll have to get ourselves kicked out" "& how do we do that?" Johnny left the room & went into one of the back rooms. Oliver & Enrique were there & Judy & Boris 0_o. He took out a Polaroid camera & started taking pictures & trying not to look. Then he ran back out. "So what did you do?" Kailee asked. "Took some pictures" Then all the couples from the back room (after they were dressed) formed an angry mob. "See, I told you we'd get out" He said. "Yeah, they'll get us out with pitchforks" said Kailee nervously.
Meanwhile in the ballroom, Mariko & Rei were the only ones dancing. "Hey where is everyone?" She asked. "I dunno" said Rei "But, now it's better, we're all to ourselves"
Back at the Abbey Ian was working in his secret lab. "MWUAHAHAHAHA IT'S ALIVE!!!" Bryan was doing something & Tala was sitting on a couch in his Wolborg boxers, watching Soap operas & eating Aquafresh whitening toothpaste.
Johnny & Kailee were chased out the back door with pitchforks. "Mission accomplished" They went back to the Abbey. Robert was playing on- line chess, which was his only worthy opponent, Ian was in the bathroom plucking his nose hairs, Spencer, Gary & Steve were watching Barney, Bryan was still doing something & Tala was still eating toothpaste.
Meanwhile in some unknown place, the Dark Bladers Sanguinex, Lupinex, Cenotaph & Zomb, were plotting revenge, but not just on the Majestics, but everyone!!! "HEHE I LIKE BARNEY!!" Zomb yelled into the night.

Me: end of chappie 3 R&R please

*Pronounced GAY-MANJAY

Oliver: ^.^ that's my new restaurant!