Life in Balkov Abbey
Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Johnny: someone-needs-hyper-pills!
Mariko: oh did you forget yours? ^_^
Chap 5: torture
& So the torture begins, Tala & Mariko were tortured by having to watch the stuffies of their bitbeasts ripped to shreds & no toothpaste. Spencer wasn't really, he watched Barney with Zomb, and Max couldn't. Oliver watched art go down the drain, Mariah couldn't strip for Rei, Kevin couldn't be squirrelly, and Kenny lost Dizzi & his glasses. (Like he could see with them anyway?) Michael had no mirrors to look in, Ozuma & Joseph got their hair cut & Johnny was tickled to death. Everyone in the abbey went along with their lives as usual, except for Rei & Kailee. "We have to find out where they are" Kailee said. "Even if we're better off without most of them" Rei then sniffed the floor like a cat. "I smell blood" he said going out into the hall. "&.Toilet water?" Kailee followed him & picked up something. "Toilet paper." She started. "&.'Let's walk around the Block with Barney video?'" "Who could be so evil?" "I think I know." "NOOOO SHADOW FOX!!!" "TOOTHPASTE!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP!!! HAHAHAHAHA" "I love you, you love me-" "I wanna watch too!" "Nuts.berries.twigs." "I can't see my beautiful self!" "MY HAIR!!!" "NO!!! NOT THE MONA LISA!!" "Must-strip-for-REI!" "DIZZI! I can't see you!" "You never could" replied Dizzi in Cenotaph's arms. "You have no eyes! Hey why's no one laughing?" "HAHAHAHAHAHA" "Other then him? -_-'" Kailee & Rei followed their clues to an old house where they heard screaming, crying & manic laughter. They went down stairs to see the torturing. They stayed in the shadows to devise a plan. Kailee then went over to Lupinex & poked his shoulder, He looked around, no one there. He shrugged. Poke, turn, no one, 12 more times. "ARRRGGGG" Lupinex smashed a near-by table & the other Dark Bladers ran over to find out why. "HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY STOPPED!!!" Johnny laughed from the rack he was chained to. Rei ran over to Mariko & untied her. "Thanks R-" She got cut off by Mariah "REI!!! I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME!!!!" Rei looked at her in disgust. Mariko picked up a chair & slammed it into Mariah's head, knocking her out. Kailee, Rei & Mariko went around & untied everyone. Mariko stayed behind to see if they left anyone behind. She noticed Dizzy on the table & picked her up. "There's some one here." Said Dizzi. "King Kai over here!" Johnny yelled. "How am I King Kai?" Mariko asked. "The antennae" Mariko walked over to the rack & bitch slapped him hard across the face. "OWWWW!!!! T_T" All of a sudden the Dark Bladers appeared, they heard the slap but not the chair or the escape :p. "Johnny & the cricket sitting in a tree" Sanguinex taunted. "P-I-S-S-I-N-G" Zomb finished. "No it's K!!!K-I-S-S-I-N-G" Yelled Cenotaph. "NEVER!!" Johnny & Mariko yelled in unison. "But you love him" said Lupinex pushing Mariko into Johnny, & they landed lips locked. "See?" "I remember my first dates" said Dizzi. "Dranzer, Griffolyon, Salamalyon, Draciel & Wolborg were all good kissers."
Mariko quickly pulled back & spit on the ground & wiped her mouth off. "Ew!!" They both shrieked The Dark Bladers laughed. "We may not have the others, but we have you.& the neon pink stripper."
End of Chapter
Me: so you like? Mariko's gonna kill me for the last part.*runs away*
Johnny: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! COOTIES!!! I MIGHT CATCH HEP B!!!
Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Johnny: someone-needs-hyper-pills!
Mariko: oh did you forget yours? ^_^
Chap 5: torture
& So the torture begins, Tala & Mariko were tortured by having to watch the stuffies of their bitbeasts ripped to shreds & no toothpaste. Spencer wasn't really, he watched Barney with Zomb, and Max couldn't. Oliver watched art go down the drain, Mariah couldn't strip for Rei, Kevin couldn't be squirrelly, and Kenny lost Dizzi & his glasses. (Like he could see with them anyway?) Michael had no mirrors to look in, Ozuma & Joseph got their hair cut & Johnny was tickled to death. Everyone in the abbey went along with their lives as usual, except for Rei & Kailee. "We have to find out where they are" Kailee said. "Even if we're better off without most of them" Rei then sniffed the floor like a cat. "I smell blood" he said going out into the hall. "&.Toilet water?" Kailee followed him & picked up something. "Toilet paper." She started. "&.'Let's walk around the Block with Barney video?'" "Who could be so evil?" "I think I know." "NOOOO SHADOW FOX!!!" "TOOTHPASTE!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP!!! HAHAHAHAHA" "I love you, you love me-" "I wanna watch too!" "Nuts.berries.twigs." "I can't see my beautiful self!" "MY HAIR!!!" "NO!!! NOT THE MONA LISA!!" "Must-strip-for-REI!" "DIZZI! I can't see you!" "You never could" replied Dizzi in Cenotaph's arms. "You have no eyes! Hey why's no one laughing?" "HAHAHAHAHAHA" "Other then him? -_-'" Kailee & Rei followed their clues to an old house where they heard screaming, crying & manic laughter. They went down stairs to see the torturing. They stayed in the shadows to devise a plan. Kailee then went over to Lupinex & poked his shoulder, He looked around, no one there. He shrugged. Poke, turn, no one, 12 more times. "ARRRGGGG" Lupinex smashed a near-by table & the other Dark Bladers ran over to find out why. "HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY STOPPED!!!" Johnny laughed from the rack he was chained to. Rei ran over to Mariko & untied her. "Thanks R-" She got cut off by Mariah "REI!!! I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME!!!!" Rei looked at her in disgust. Mariko picked up a chair & slammed it into Mariah's head, knocking her out. Kailee, Rei & Mariko went around & untied everyone. Mariko stayed behind to see if they left anyone behind. She noticed Dizzy on the table & picked her up. "There's some one here." Said Dizzi. "King Kai over here!" Johnny yelled. "How am I King Kai?" Mariko asked. "The antennae" Mariko walked over to the rack & bitch slapped him hard across the face. "OWWWW!!!! T_T" All of a sudden the Dark Bladers appeared, they heard the slap but not the chair or the escape :p. "Johnny & the cricket sitting in a tree" Sanguinex taunted. "P-I-S-S-I-N-G" Zomb finished. "No it's K!!!K-I-S-S-I-N-G" Yelled Cenotaph. "NEVER!!" Johnny & Mariko yelled in unison. "But you love him" said Lupinex pushing Mariko into Johnny, & they landed lips locked. "See?" "I remember my first dates" said Dizzi. "Dranzer, Griffolyon, Salamalyon, Draciel & Wolborg were all good kissers."
Mariko quickly pulled back & spit on the ground & wiped her mouth off. "Ew!!" They both shrieked The Dark Bladers laughed. "We may not have the others, but we have you.& the neon pink stripper."
End of Chapter
Me: so you like? Mariko's gonna kill me for the last part.*runs away*
Johnny: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! COOTIES!!! I MIGHT CATCH HEP B!!!