Life in Balkov Abbey
Me: WEEEEEEEE this is fun! & I'm not dead!
Mariko: oh.really?!
Me: eeep!
Johnny: naha!
Chapter 7: control over elements.
"Johnny!" Robert yelled. Johnny lost concentration & was burnt. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*gasp * HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" "What were you doing?" Robert asked. "The sacred art.of controlling your element." Johnny said. "Oh" said Robert. "Show me" Rei left after giving Mariko a kiss. Kailee gave him a weird look when he left & said. "Never". "I thought the same." said Dizzi. "I thought I'd never kiss, but then.Draciel was a good kisser too. He was my first." "That's good for him." Kailee said flopping on her bed. "Hey, how many Saiyans does it take to build a rocket ship?" Dizzi asked. "That was off DBZ & I don't know" Kailee said, bored. "Neither do I!" Dizzi replied. "King Kai told that one" Mariko shut Dizzi's lid at the mention of the North Kai. Johnny got back into the cross-legged position & concentrated on the burning candle. He raised his hands & the flame turned an amethyst colour. Robert stared in awe. "Where'd you learn that trick?" He said raising on eyebrow. (If he has any) Johnny looked to him & the fire returned to normal. "No trick. You could do it too. Your element is wind. Just concentrate." Robert nodded "Riiiggghhhtttt..." He focused hard on the air around him. He twitched a red eye & a small gust of wind extinguished the fire. "Maybe you're right for once McGregor." He said. "Finally beat you in something." Meanwhile Michael was filming Boris' room through a hole in the wall. "Hey, I can't see Mrs. Balkov." Eddy said. "Hey." Michael started. "Hey maybe she's-OW!" eddy yelped in surprise & pain as Judy grabbed him by the ear. "& You are doing what Michael? Eddy?" Michael gulped. "Hee hee hee well." The next morning breakfast was: Pancakes, waffles, cereal, toast. Voltaire ran by in a purple & very revealing bikini (XD EW) "Where are Michael & Eddy?" Steve asked sounding like Ed from 'Ed, Edd & Eddy' "I heard that Judy chewed them out when she caught them taping her & Boris making out." Said Tyson. "I told them to stop, but NOOOOOO" said Emily. "NOOOOOOOO" Mariko mocked. "Uh oh" said Tyson to him self. "I feel a rumbly feeling." Johnny heard this & put his hand on Emily's back & concentrated. Tyson leaned to the right. "What ARE you doing?!" Emily asked trying to shake Johnny off. "Emotional support." "For what?"
KABOOM!!!
Emily exploded from the heat & Gas. She was covered in black & Screamed. Judy ran over to her. "What happened Emily?" She asked. "Well I was sorting something out with Mariko, Johnny put his hand on my back. It felt hot, so he must have been holding a lighter. Then Tyson excreted noxious gas into the atmosphere & I'm guessing the heat & gas caused the explosion, by theory." "We'll get you cleaned up" she said. Then turned to Johnny. "Hands & pockets." Johnny stood up & emptied his pockets. All eyes were on him, Judy & Emily. He pulled out a couple wrappers, a bag of chips (remember the size of his pockets.) dice (to chuck at people's heads like Duke Devilen) bottle caps (European beer bottle caps to be exact.) & a single match out of the few he lit the candle with the previous night. Emily grabbed the match. "Here, this match!" "What were you doing with matches?" Judy asked. "Encase of emergency!" "& The beer caps?" Mariko pointed out remembering when she & Johnny went out. (Not on a date. Never!) & Were supposed to be back by 10 PM. Johnny got hammered & didn't come back till 3 AM. "DRINKING?!?!?!" Judy yelled. "I live in Scotland, It's near Ireland, do you expect me not to?" He gave Mariko a death glare before Judy dragged him off. Oliver & Enrique popped out from under the table. "What did we miss?" Enrique asked. Everyone sweatdropped. "Barney!" Spencer yelled. "More like Johnny setting Emily on fire, Tyson farting & an A-bomb explosion" Kai said. "Hey dude" Michael said to Johnny. He was sweeping the kitchen floor. Eddy coughed up a few bubbles. "You know you aren't supposed to eat the dish soap right?" Johnny asked sarcastically. "No, me & Michael had a tea party & dunked little sponges in our soap" Eddy shot back. "You know, you need to rethink your comebacks." "Johnny, you can help Eddy & dry the dishes." Judy said before retreating back to the dining room. Johnny leaned against the counter. "Are you helping or not?" Eddy asked. "When you're done." Johnny replied. "But, wouldn't it be easier if you started now?" "No, I could dry them all at once in 5 seconds." "Prove it." "Oh, this'll be good." Said Michael, leaning on the broom like a cane. Eddy finished the dishes. Johnny concentrated on the dishes, they glowed red with head then stopped. "Shit" Eddy said picking up the dry plate. "What's the deal with that?" "Holy McGumbo!" Michael said in a Muslim accent.
Me: WEEEEE end of chapter! R&R or die.how? I don't know. OH! Mariko will kill you! Yeah that's it.
Johnny: Jack Daniel's is good shit!
Me: WEEEEEEEE this is fun! & I'm not dead!
Mariko: oh.really?!
Me: eeep!
Johnny: naha!
Chapter 7: control over elements.
"Johnny!" Robert yelled. Johnny lost concentration & was burnt. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*gasp * HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" "What were you doing?" Robert asked. "The sacred art.of controlling your element." Johnny said. "Oh" said Robert. "Show me" Rei left after giving Mariko a kiss. Kailee gave him a weird look when he left & said. "Never". "I thought the same." said Dizzi. "I thought I'd never kiss, but then.Draciel was a good kisser too. He was my first." "That's good for him." Kailee said flopping on her bed. "Hey, how many Saiyans does it take to build a rocket ship?" Dizzi asked. "That was off DBZ & I don't know" Kailee said, bored. "Neither do I!" Dizzi replied. "King Kai told that one" Mariko shut Dizzi's lid at the mention of the North Kai. Johnny got back into the cross-legged position & concentrated on the burning candle. He raised his hands & the flame turned an amethyst colour. Robert stared in awe. "Where'd you learn that trick?" He said raising on eyebrow. (If he has any) Johnny looked to him & the fire returned to normal. "No trick. You could do it too. Your element is wind. Just concentrate." Robert nodded "Riiiggghhhtttt..." He focused hard on the air around him. He twitched a red eye & a small gust of wind extinguished the fire. "Maybe you're right for once McGregor." He said. "Finally beat you in something." Meanwhile Michael was filming Boris' room through a hole in the wall. "Hey, I can't see Mrs. Balkov." Eddy said. "Hey." Michael started. "Hey maybe she's-OW!" eddy yelped in surprise & pain as Judy grabbed him by the ear. "& You are doing what Michael? Eddy?" Michael gulped. "Hee hee hee well." The next morning breakfast was: Pancakes, waffles, cereal, toast. Voltaire ran by in a purple & very revealing bikini (XD EW) "Where are Michael & Eddy?" Steve asked sounding like Ed from 'Ed, Edd & Eddy' "I heard that Judy chewed them out when she caught them taping her & Boris making out." Said Tyson. "I told them to stop, but NOOOOOO" said Emily. "NOOOOOOOO" Mariko mocked. "Uh oh" said Tyson to him self. "I feel a rumbly feeling." Johnny heard this & put his hand on Emily's back & concentrated. Tyson leaned to the right. "What ARE you doing?!" Emily asked trying to shake Johnny off. "Emotional support." "For what?"
KABOOM!!!
Emily exploded from the heat & Gas. She was covered in black & Screamed. Judy ran over to her. "What happened Emily?" She asked. "Well I was sorting something out with Mariko, Johnny put his hand on my back. It felt hot, so he must have been holding a lighter. Then Tyson excreted noxious gas into the atmosphere & I'm guessing the heat & gas caused the explosion, by theory." "We'll get you cleaned up" she said. Then turned to Johnny. "Hands & pockets." Johnny stood up & emptied his pockets. All eyes were on him, Judy & Emily. He pulled out a couple wrappers, a bag of chips (remember the size of his pockets.) dice (to chuck at people's heads like Duke Devilen) bottle caps (European beer bottle caps to be exact.) & a single match out of the few he lit the candle with the previous night. Emily grabbed the match. "Here, this match!" "What were you doing with matches?" Judy asked. "Encase of emergency!" "& The beer caps?" Mariko pointed out remembering when she & Johnny went out. (Not on a date. Never!) & Were supposed to be back by 10 PM. Johnny got hammered & didn't come back till 3 AM. "DRINKING?!?!?!" Judy yelled. "I live in Scotland, It's near Ireland, do you expect me not to?" He gave Mariko a death glare before Judy dragged him off. Oliver & Enrique popped out from under the table. "What did we miss?" Enrique asked. Everyone sweatdropped. "Barney!" Spencer yelled. "More like Johnny setting Emily on fire, Tyson farting & an A-bomb explosion" Kai said. "Hey dude" Michael said to Johnny. He was sweeping the kitchen floor. Eddy coughed up a few bubbles. "You know you aren't supposed to eat the dish soap right?" Johnny asked sarcastically. "No, me & Michael had a tea party & dunked little sponges in our soap" Eddy shot back. "You know, you need to rethink your comebacks." "Johnny, you can help Eddy & dry the dishes." Judy said before retreating back to the dining room. Johnny leaned against the counter. "Are you helping or not?" Eddy asked. "When you're done." Johnny replied. "But, wouldn't it be easier if you started now?" "No, I could dry them all at once in 5 seconds." "Prove it." "Oh, this'll be good." Said Michael, leaning on the broom like a cane. Eddy finished the dishes. Johnny concentrated on the dishes, they glowed red with head then stopped. "Shit" Eddy said picking up the dry plate. "What's the deal with that?" "Holy McGumbo!" Michael said in a Muslim accent.
Me: WEEEEE end of chapter! R&R or die.how? I don't know. OH! Mariko will kill you! Yeah that's it.
Johnny: Jack Daniel's is good shit!