Look up.
And they did.
There hanging from a chandelier (do not ask my what a chandelier is doing hanging on the ceiling, as I do not know. Work with me here people!) was Sirius. But it wasn't Sirius. This Sirius was covered and I mean covered in feathers. That seemed to be sticking to him by the power of syrup.
"Mmmm maple." Sirius said licking his lips.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" Shrieked Lily, grabbing Sirius' foot and pulling him down from the ceiling. Sirius hit the floor with a soft thud but discovered he could not get up as he was sticking to it.
Oh nothing he didn't deserve.
"Well, he's still breathing that's a good thing." Said James.
"Yes, peachy and all but you forgot about them." Lily pointed to the hamsters approaching them. "If they get a hold of us, i promise you this will not end all happy go lucky like."
"Sirius, get up!" Remus said pulling on Sirius' arm. But no use, Padfoot was stuck.
"HURRY!!!!!!!!!!" Whined Peter.
"Anything I can do for y'all?" Asked a voice. They, who were able to, turned to see a janitor with a mop and bucket standing behind them.
"Uh, yes you could do something uh..... Scruffy." James said glancing at the janitor's name- tag.
"What then?" Said this said 'Scruffy'.
"Could you mop our friend up please." Lily asked taking charge and stepping forth.
"No problem little lady." (HEY!!!!!!! This reminds me of what I said a ways back. You know a jack rabbit on a skillet in Dallas? ::once again is attacked my the keyboard:: WHAT?! I Wasn't even ranting!)
Scruffy stepped up and began mopping up poor Sirius. The strange thing is Sirius began to melt.
"AH!!!!!!!! I'm melting, melting, melting!!!!!" Sirius yelped in a voice much similar to the Wicked Witch.
"Cry baby!" Grunted Scruffy. When all was said and mopped the others were shocked.
There in a small puddle on the floor was Sirius. (AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!) He had somehow been reduced to this. (Cough, cough. Wasn't me! ::innocent smile::)
"My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! No!" Cried Sirius in a liquid like voice. Before the others could even laugh, Scruffy mopped up Sirius and rang him out in the bucket. James peered down into the bucket to see a Sirius like reflection looking up at him.
"Aw, poor Padfoot." Remus paused, "He's all washed up."
"Shuddup." Gurgled Sirius.
"Attack!!!!!!!!!" Shouted a leader hamster.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" Lily, James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius shrieked. James grabbed the bucket from Scruffy and ran, soon followed by the others.
"Don't spill me!!"
"Cry baby." Grunted Scruffy again.
The hamsters began swarming over the janitor. Feeling sorry for the poor Muggle, Lily ran back grabbed his hand and pulled Scruffy along.
I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY!!!! AND YOU LITTLE DEER TOO!!!!!!
"Sirius, when we get back to Hogwarts, you are never allowed to date a psycho again!" James ordered.
"Aw, but their always fun." Sirius bubbled. James 'accidentally' sloshed Sirius around in the bucket, till his face sank to the bottom. Slowly it resurfaced and said some not too nice words.
Somehow, either by chance or the author's disturbed mind (HEY!) the five rounded the corner onto the (o you know it) lingerie department.
(Cliffy cliffy cliffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!)
And they did.
There hanging from a chandelier (do not ask my what a chandelier is doing hanging on the ceiling, as I do not know. Work with me here people!) was Sirius. But it wasn't Sirius. This Sirius was covered and I mean covered in feathers. That seemed to be sticking to him by the power of syrup.
"Mmmm maple." Sirius said licking his lips.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" Shrieked Lily, grabbing Sirius' foot and pulling him down from the ceiling. Sirius hit the floor with a soft thud but discovered he could not get up as he was sticking to it.
Oh nothing he didn't deserve.
"Well, he's still breathing that's a good thing." Said James.
"Yes, peachy and all but you forgot about them." Lily pointed to the hamsters approaching them. "If they get a hold of us, i promise you this will not end all happy go lucky like."
"Sirius, get up!" Remus said pulling on Sirius' arm. But no use, Padfoot was stuck.
"HURRY!!!!!!!!!!" Whined Peter.
"Anything I can do for y'all?" Asked a voice. They, who were able to, turned to see a janitor with a mop and bucket standing behind them.
"Uh, yes you could do something uh..... Scruffy." James said glancing at the janitor's name- tag.
"What then?" Said this said 'Scruffy'.
"Could you mop our friend up please." Lily asked taking charge and stepping forth.
"No problem little lady." (HEY!!!!!!! This reminds me of what I said a ways back. You know a jack rabbit on a skillet in Dallas? ::once again is attacked my the keyboard:: WHAT?! I Wasn't even ranting!)
Scruffy stepped up and began mopping up poor Sirius. The strange thing is Sirius began to melt.
"AH!!!!!!!! I'm melting, melting, melting!!!!!" Sirius yelped in a voice much similar to the Wicked Witch.
"Cry baby!" Grunted Scruffy. When all was said and mopped the others were shocked.
There in a small puddle on the floor was Sirius. (AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!) He had somehow been reduced to this. (Cough, cough. Wasn't me! ::innocent smile::)
"My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! No!" Cried Sirius in a liquid like voice. Before the others could even laugh, Scruffy mopped up Sirius and rang him out in the bucket. James peered down into the bucket to see a Sirius like reflection looking up at him.
"Aw, poor Padfoot." Remus paused, "He's all washed up."
"Shuddup." Gurgled Sirius.
"Attack!!!!!!!!!" Shouted a leader hamster.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" Lily, James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius shrieked. James grabbed the bucket from Scruffy and ran, soon followed by the others.
"Don't spill me!!"
"Cry baby." Grunted Scruffy again.
The hamsters began swarming over the janitor. Feeling sorry for the poor Muggle, Lily ran back grabbed his hand and pulled Scruffy along.
I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY!!!! AND YOU LITTLE DEER TOO!!!!!!
"Sirius, when we get back to Hogwarts, you are never allowed to date a psycho again!" James ordered.
"Aw, but their always fun." Sirius bubbled. James 'accidentally' sloshed Sirius around in the bucket, till his face sank to the bottom. Slowly it resurfaced and said some not too nice words.
Somehow, either by chance or the author's disturbed mind (HEY!) the five rounded the corner onto the (o you know it) lingerie department.
(Cliffy cliffy cliffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!)